The Chairwoman, Nancy Phallosi, banged the gavel three times and said firmly,
"I declare this Phallacratic National Convention open!"
With that, a cheer went up from the crowd and music began to play.
Most delegates were ready to listen to rousing speeches and heart-felt appeals.
Others were not so ready. Others were plotting how best to take over the show. The time was now and the place was here. Plots were taking shape and were being put into motion. If President OPhalla wouldn't lead this party into the promised land, someone else would have to. That someone else was also ready to do anything it took to get there, too.
The signal was given.
Please vote in bold dodgerblue for the Chairperson of Day 1, whose vote will count as 3 votes.
Close for this vote is the same as the close for End of Day.
Day 1 has started.
PM's going out now.
It ends Thursday, 11 PM EDT.
Clearly, only the Magic Box can lead us to victory. We just saw how powerful numbers and automated systems are at predicting the outcomes!
Do you want a chair that can predict the outcome, or actually control it?
Will you stand idly by as Phyphor predicts the eventual downfall of the party, or will you stand behind the one man with the resolve and unwillingness to compromise to create success from an untenable position?
The choice is clear.
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vagrant_winds for may- uh, chairperson!
...oh wait, he isn't in this game. Bah. I guess kime is the most qualified to lead?
Clearly, only the Magic Box can lead us to victory. We just saw how powerful numbers and automated systems are at predicting the outcomes!
Do you want a chair that can predict the outcome, or actually control it?
Will you stand idly by as Phyphor predicts the eventual downfall of the party, or will you stand behind the one man with the resolve and unwillingness to compromise to create success from an untenable position?
Ahem. Delegate Phyphor is secretly Canadaians. Only true Phallmericans should chair this convention.
Vote enlightenedbum!
But, I have been to Phallmerica! I can usher you on the great path towards all-benevolent socialism! Healthcare for all! One minute lines to vote! Delicious maple syrup on every pancake! Tasty beer!
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I've been a part of a few mafia's that have wanted to kill phyphor for his magic box-why would you seal his fate by giving him the vote as well-you might as well vote for him instead.
I've been a part of a few mafia's that have wanted to kill phyphor for his magic box-why would you seal his fate by giving him the vote as well-you might as well vote for him instead.
Phyphor
see how easy it is
The mafia just need to be taught that killing me off early all the time simply means that when I am mafia in the future with those people, I'm going to get caught out early when I don't die
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Is he silly or what?
Everyone, share your opinions of Stephen Harper!
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The Chairwoman, Nancy Phallosi, banged the gavel three times and said firmly,
"I declare this Phallacratic National Convention open!"
With that, a cheer went up from the crowd and music began to play.
Most delegates were ready to listen to rousing speeches and heart-felt appeals.
Others were not so ready. Others were plotting how best to take over the show. The time was now and the place was here. Plots were taking shape and were being put into motion. If President OPhalla wouldn't lead this party into the promised land, someone else would have to. That someone else was also ready to do anything it took to get there, too.
The signal was given.
Please vote in bold dodgerblue for the Chairperson of Day 1, whose vote will count as 3 votes.
Close for this vote is the same as the close for End of Day.
Day 1 has started.
PM's going out now.
It ends Thursday, 11 PM EDT.
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Vote Phyphor for victory
Everyone should've gotten one.
Let me know if you didn't.
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
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I am hurt, jdark. I thought we had a thing going.
Vote enlightenedbum!
Do you want a chair that can predict the outcome, or actually control it?
Will you stand idly by as Phyphor predicts the eventual downfall of the party, or will you stand behind the one man with the resolve and unwillingness to compromise to create success from an untenable position?
The choice is clear.
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Why? I haven't yet decided.
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...oh wait, he isn't in this game. Bah. I guess kime is the most qualified to lead?
Also, TRV because something something grudges
By changing the prediction you change the system
But, I have been to Phallmerica! I can usher you on the great path towards all-benevolent socialism! Healthcare for all! One minute lines to vote! Delicious maple syrup on every pancake! Tasty beer!
Both, every day.
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
I hope to create some kind of paradox if the blue vote affects today's vote.
MrTlicious is playing games with our vote! Is this the kind of leader you would want? One who considers your vote an experiment?
Something something panic
Phyphor because I don't want to have to figure out vote counts on my own.
Winner of today's blue vote has a red vote of 3 for today.
No.
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Why? I haven't yet decided.
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Paradox averted.
!Phyphor is saved for now.
premium is my current ire for being nigh unhittable.
We would have gotten away with it, too.
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Phyphor
see how easy it is
Except that they can then turn at the last minute and vote for someone else.
You need to vote for someone you can trust.
Who can you trust more than Mr T?
The mafia just need to be taught that killing me off early all the time simply means that when I am mafia in the future with those people, I'm going to get caught out early when I don't die
JaysonFour for his ineptitude in the V:TM phalla like a year ago.
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