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Secret Satans: Matches out. Now we wait and hail satan!

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    In case I didn't post it earlier:

    Amazon Wish List
    ThinkGeek

    :> Some ideas. Huge D&D 3.5/Pathfinder fan. I have a lot of movies and television shows, so if it isn't in my wish list then chances are I have it already if I am interested. I have some in the way of video games, but I only do PC. I can play anything out there. I have been wanting to try Oblivion (haven't played it yet). I'm a huge fan of the Fallout universe.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I don't care who I get


    as long as it ain't one them dirty queers

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I don't care who I get


    as long as it ain't one them dirty queers

    :C

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Er. I should have waited to see my name in the OP before writing a wish post. I hope everything was kosher with my email, or else I'm going to feel pretty foolish.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I don't care who I get


    as long as it ain't one them dirty queers

    I will personally wash all the queers for you.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I don't care who I get


    as long as it ain't one them dirty queers

    :C

    <3

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Hey so just in case it's not clear

    The cutoff for signups was midnight LAST NIGHT

    Also I can't edit the OP or the thread name but everything looks fine for most people

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Turnout looks small this year.

    Although I guess you guys still have names to add.

  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    I am super excited to start getting things for my satan (satanee?)! I should probably finish up my other christmas shopping too.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The person who gifts is the dark lord.

    The receiver is the satanee.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
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    sarukun wrote: »
    Turnout looks small this year.

    Although I guess you guys still have names to add.

    85 as of plut, we had ~125 last year. So if more than 40 people have yet to be added (a lot, but possible), we'll beat last year.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Anxiously awaiting that Notification

    "You may begin stalking ... NOW"

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    We have a number of special requests from a number of geese on people they do/do not wish to send.
    Because Usagi and I are nice, we are attempting to accomodate them.

    The matches will go out later this week.

    @Neville

    You are much much nicer than I am

    I am the nicest/worst gay.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Signups, as @Usagi pointed out, are closed.
    The OP should be current.

    If we missed you somehow, please let us know ASAP.
    And by that I mean... ASAP.

    Thank you,

    Satanly Staff

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    oh thanks for adding me even after the cutoff
    I didn't know :'(

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    You can repay me.
    Sexually.

    Just kidding.

    (I'm not kidding)

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Huh, Khoo didn't get in on this, this year.

    Phew, less pressure. Though the man is fantastic and wholly appreciative of every gift he's gotten. Well, as is everyone in the last three years I've done this.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I accept payment in pretty bitches, and cash money.

    Ooh, I'm a pretty bitch! I can send myself in a...
    Stale wrote: »
    I don't care who I get


    as long as it ain't one them dirty queers

    Oh.

    Oh.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I accept payment in pretty bitches, and cash money.

    Ooh, I'm a pretty bitch! I can send myself in a...
    Stale wrote: »
    I don't care who I get


    as long as it ain't one them dirty queers

    Oh.

    Oh.

    well, I suppose I can make an exception...


    wait, you ain't colored is ya?

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    If I get Stale I might just fall on my sword because I don't think I can buy anything that matches up to stuff I think he is deserving of

    also I'll need to buy a sword

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Signups, as Usagi pointed out, are closed.
    The OP should be current.

    If we missed you somehow, please let us know ASAP.
    And by that I mean... ASAP.

    Thank you,

    Satanly Staff

    Awh, we're 11 down from last year.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Huh, Khoo didn't get in on this, this year.

    Phew, less pressure. Though the man is fantastic and wholly appreciative of every gift he's gotten. Well, as is everyone in the last three years I've done this.

    yeah I've always been worried I might get Khoo too

    what do you buy the man?

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    If I get Stale I might just fall on my sword because I don't think I can buy anything that matches up to stuff I think he is deserving of

    also I'll need to buy a sword

    Nah, just send him about a pound of healthy stem cells and one each of your livers and kidneys.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Yay I'm in the OP!

    Also, I have a sword if you need it

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    if I get Mori, all he's getting is stuff for that kid

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    if I get Mori, all he's getting is stuff for that kid

    This is acceptable.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    periodic table building blocks

    Fischer-Price My First Particle Accelerator

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Aphostile wrote: »
    ceres wrote: »
    I don't know, part of me wishes I'd thought to pick my satanee just because I had ideas for some people I saw more than others. Like, if you want make up, screw you, I don't know dick about make up. I hope you've got other options up there.

    In the end, though, for me the randomness is part of the fun. Just somebody who didn't put down much besides makeup is probably getting chewing gum.

    I mean, do you need to be told/know exactly what to buy for someone for this to be fun?

    It's not about being told exactly what to buy someone, especially because I probably won't be buying anything. It's about having a springboard to start from so that I don't have to use any of the really crappy search functions available to learn about people who didn't list contacts to bother either, and typically bury anything meaningful in their search history in 3-4 word posts I have to skim through all of in order to find out anything useful.

    So yeah, I kind of hope I get someone who was a little more thorough than that so I can come up with something more personalized instead of the old Windows 95 CD my husband finally threw out tonight.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Wish List in Progress
    I WILL PROBABLY CONTINUE TO UPDATE THIS UNTIL AT LEAST THE WEEKEND
    http://amzn.com/w/1697IVVBXTMI
    I put a lot of clothing in here, so to clarify I am a men's medium (US/Canada measurements)
    I've ordered most things by priority, I've never really used amazon before but if no priority shows up I think that means medium priority. Priority is not a hard and fast rule, whatever is easiest and convenient for you, I would be appreciative of anything off that list and anything sent to me not on the list as well

    About me
    Age 25, height 6 feet tall, build skinny
    I'm a white guy from Denmark but I live in Canada
    I speak Chinese at an advanced level and Korean at a beginner level
    I make love at an intermediate level
    I like to think I dress like a GQ magazine and don't normally wear clothing with logos or designs on them
    I like vidya games, clothing, korean shit, magic the gathering, flirting with ladies, cooking and drinking booze
    Favorite colors for shirts and sweaters, blue, green, grey, white, I only stay away from red and mustard colors. Coats and pants I like beige, grey, blue ,black. Accessories can be any color.

    Things I might like that is not in my wishlist
    -I also like Magic the Gathering (specifically Return to Ravnica boosters , they look like this )
    -I don't have any systems, but my brother has an xbox 360, 3ds and Vita, all of which I regularily play
    -I play League of Legends and like Riot Points cards
    -ties with simple design, nothing an old dood would wear
    -casual dress shirts, something you could wear with a vest and sweater and not necessarily with a suit
    -any Nedroid or Perry Bible Fellowship books
    -if you will be using your own skills for Secret Satan I like original artwork of the weird and wacky variety, if knitting/sewing is your thing I really like scarves and tuques
    -K-pop posters and K-pop related merc (but only with ladies, no dudes)

    I do NOT like
    -but not K-pop CDs, I have no way of playing them CDs, who even listens to CDs anymore
    -NSFW items, no thanks :(
    -I wear glasses, so no sun glasses
    -TV and movie DVDs, I usually never watch a show or movie more than once

    Franko on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    There's only one forumer I really don't want. But if I get them I will have to silently and grudgingly get them something they won't hate, and that'll be THE WORST.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    If I get Stale I might just fall on my sword because I don't think I can buy anything that matches up to stuff I think he is deserving of

    also I'll need to buy a sword

    Stale's probably already sent you one with Amazon Prime.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i finally got around to that notification from this thread, i'd be glad to help out whoever is giving Gatsby presents

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Oh I'm not on the list

    Okay :(

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I accept payment in pretty bitches, and cash money.

    Ooh, I'm a pretty bitch! I can send myself in a...
    Stale wrote: »
    I don't care who I get


    as long as it ain't one them dirty queers

    Oh.

    Oh.

    well, I suppose I can make an exception...


    wait, you ain't colored is ya?

    So are you fucking with me or did you not notice how black I was in those pictures I sent you?

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Im guessing its less "I dont want to send Metroid jack shit" and more "dont pair me up with my already best bud". I dont see the first happening at all though.

    No way, man

    Like the second year I did SS I got @Smart Hero and it was AWESOME

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i finally got around to that notification from this thread, i'd be glad to help out whoever is giving Gatsby presents

    As long as nobody tells my satan to buy me a new furby, I'm cool with whatever.

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    It begins.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i finally got around to that notification from this thread, i'd be glad to help out whoever is giving Gatsby presents

    As long as nobody tells my satan to buy me a new furby, I'm cool with whatever.

    shit, back to the drawing board

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i finally got around to that notification from this thread, i'd be glad to help out whoever is giving Gatsby presents

    As long as nobody tells my satan to buy me a new furby, I'm cool with whatever.

    If I get you, you're getting only Furbys, hth

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