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Secret Satans: Matches out. Now we wait and hail satan!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I can tell you what isn't a good Ben Stiller movie...Tower Heist.

  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    Oh shit i get home, 2nd package, opening now.

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    DaMoonRulz on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Also tropic thunder, with the exception of RDJ, I feel almost anyone could be replaced with their roles.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I have trouble watching movies that specialize in painful humor.

    So the entire Meet the ~~~ series is an automatic no-watch for me, and Tropic Thunder juuuust skirts the border of it while still being watchable (for me).

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    i was finally gonna get in on this this year

    but after years of ignoring this thread I have conditioned myself to not even notice it

    until now anyway

    whoops!

  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    I have trouble watching movies that specialize in painful humor.

    So the entire Meet the ~~~ series is an automatic no-watch for me, and Tropic Thunder juuuust skirts the border of it while still being watchable (for me).

    Completely agree with you, but oddly enough I feel movies like The Royal Tenenbaums have some of (but not all of) the same painful humor but are infinitely watchable. Strange where that peak is.

  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    I GOT ANOTHER PACKAGE

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    All together!!
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    I really enjoyed the 2nd one - looking forward to reading 1 and 3 :D
    Thank you, Satan <3

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    magic caaaards woooooo

  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    Franko wrote: »
    magic caaaards woooooo

    Hah, that's our mini master to go land

  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Package time! I have received 2 packages today!
    whats this,
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    ads on ads on ads!
    snip to hide the real name of someone as i update the img
    i sense gloriously devious beginnings!
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    nice, that means that this could be something similar
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    awesome, but totally insane packaging!
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    lets clean this up a lil
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    This is totally awesome! I am now zening out to this. I have not had a plant since I have moved home and I am looking forward to developing this further. Love you, mysterious Satan! I absolutely love this, and for once I am in a good climate to grow such a tree. Also taking bonsai tree advice, as i read this book. Now i just have to figure out who this person is based on their real name...

    Barcardi on
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Those Korgi books are starting to catch my interest.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    i was finally gonna get in on this this year

    but after years of ignoring this thread I have conditioned myself to not even notice it

    until now anyway

    whoops!

    Just get me something

    But don't tell me, that would ruin the surprise

  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    As an owner of a corgi, I am getting increasingly more interested in these Korgi books too

    Okami on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    more devilish riddles from my satan:

    Your Compass:

    (i) (deadly sins)(one before a fortnight)
    (it made him full)(juuyon)(Jordan)(Kiefer’s Comeback)
    (The Loneliest number)(needed to tango)(a stone plus three)(your address and five)
    (A birthday so sweet) (No longer a teen)
    (almost two yards, but one increment short)
    (The Musketeers)(a day past a week)(a bodily measure)(unlucky number)(nijuu)(hours per day)
    (a golfer’s shout)(a way to say no)( dieciséis)
    (days in a week)(baker’s dozen)(xx two eyes)(February ¾ of the time)
    (A New Hope)(Commandments)(v and v and v)(666)( fiche dó)( 스물일곱)

    Your Map:

    jdasdaoqwqwebqwebjioy
    nsowilewsdfbnebhttsdfsll
    doqwevcvghjmkyuknksdfknmsexsjmlpdutnb
    mcnsjfugplmengupsaamdqqwfrdfbxc
    mbjfmnudhvyvossnv
    ashqwdqeddvlpwpwkwnednvrvkwitbm,xl
    oowfsdfsodsdfsdrpl,b.gm
    mnbmv,ypoffnofgnp;g.ufb,.bnrvbnl;dbm
    cvbrbnk,fefgnlwndadgnrdgndddndm.m/’b

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    help?

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    How to properly take care of a Juniper Bonsai is pretty fascinating based on this book. You can direct their growth with wires, and grow the plant out of the soil and into and eventually on top of rocks if you go slowly and use copper wire, its an assisted walking tree.

  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I 7 deadly sins, subtract whatever a fortnight is, and its that one.
    something something keifer sutherlands crazy comeback, so some sort of celeb quote?
    One is the loniest number, you need 2 to tango, a stone is some unit of measurement, not sure what your address is.
    Something to do with 16 candles and cake.
    1 increment short of 2 yards is either 1 yard or 5 feet.
    (The Musketeers)(a day past a week)(a bodily measure)(unlucky number)(nijuu)(hours per day) = (3)(8)(?)(13 or 4?)(?)(24)
    (a golfer’s shout)(a way to say no)( dieciséis) = (4)(9)(16)
    (7)(13)(?)(?)
    Episode 4, 10, 555, 666,

    man wish i had more time for that right now, wait was it written out in text left justified, or is it centered, or are thing below other things? God im lost.

    Barcardi on
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    1 is the loneliest number

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    oh wait they're all clues to numbers.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Barcardi wrote: »
    man wish i had more time for that right now, wait was it written out in text left justified, or is it centered, or are thing below other things? God im lost.

    I've quoted it exactly how it was sent to me

    btw my address and a five would be 26

    Indie Winter on
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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    (i) 1 (deadly sins) 7 (one before a fortnight) 13
    (it made him full) 8 (juuyon) (Jordan) 23 (Kiefer’s Comeback) 24
    (The Loneliest number) 1 (needed to tango) 2 (a stone plus three) 17 (your address and five) 26
    (A birthday so sweet) 16 (No longer a teen) 20
    (almost two yards, but one increment short) 5, or 71
    (The Musketeers) 3 (a day past a week) 8? (a bodily measure)(unlucky number) 14 (nijuu)(hours per day) 24
    (a golfer’s shout) 4 (a way to say no) 9 ( dieciséis)
    (days in a week) 7 (baker’s dozen) 13 (xx two eyes)(February ¾ of the time) 28
    (A New Hope) 4 (Commandments) 10 (v and v and v) 15 (666)( fiche dó)( 스물일곱) 27

    Tox on
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Pretty sure Keifer's comeback would be 24

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    the korean is 27, according to google

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Well, after finding my satan's gift had sat outside in the cold all night last night (and then in my car all day at work...), I was eager to see what was in the mystery box!

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    Four presents?! Wow! Yeah I didn't bother to make my bed today. Big woop want to fight about it? Anyways, there was a note attached to one of the gifts.

    Though these gifts
    hold few surprises,
    more to come
    once Dark Knight Rises

    -Your Satan


    Ominous!

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    What a haul! Mystery Men, The Black Hole, Adventure Time vol. 3 (with Finn hat!), and a set of Black/Red with gold lettering Chessex dice! Thank you my mysterious Satan! This really made my week after the crap I had to put up with at work, I can't thank you enough. I'll have plenty of time to watch these movies this weekend after a load of turkey & stuffing. :)

    oh shit, Mystery Men is on BluRay? that's awesome, the fucking DVD looks like dogshit on an HDTV and that has made it hard to watch

    also, fucking Finn hat, fucking nice, dude!

    Mysst on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Holy shit Indie.

    I think I have a crush on your Satan.

    Here's what I've got:

    1 7 13
    ? 14 23 24
    1 2 17 ?
    16 20
    3 8 ? 13 20 24
    4 ? 16
    4 10 15 666 22 27

    the second part I have no idea about.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    (i) 1 (deadly sins) 7 (one before a fortnight) 13
    (it made him full) 8 (juuyon) 14 (Jordan) 23 (Kiefer’s Comeback) 24
    (The Loneliest number) 1 (needed to tango) 2 (a stone plus three) 17 (your address and five) 26
    (A birthday so sweet) 16 (No longer a teen) 20
    (almost two yards, but one increment short) 5, or 71
    (The Musketeers) 3 (a day past a week) 8? (a bodily measure) (unlucky number) 13 (nijuu) 20 (hours per day) 24
    (a golfer’s shout) 4 (a way to say no) 9 ( dieciséis) 16
    (days in a week) 7 (baker’s dozen) 13 (xx two eyes)(February ¾ of the time) 28
    (A New Hope) 4 (Commandments) 10 (v and v and v) 15 (666)( fiche dó) 22 ( 스물일곱) 27

    Tox on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Oh I get it, they're coordinates?

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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    i think fiche do is a language number, but it could also be a unit of measuring micorfilm according to google, so ?

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    obviously you're supposed to navigate the mishmash of letters using the numbers

    but I'm uncertain how. The 666 in particular makes me uncertain.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    whomever I got is fucking insane

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    <3

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Fiche do is 22.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Fiche do is 22.
    What language is that?

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I don't get the "it made him full" one?

    Also a bodily measurement could be a foot? So maybe 12?

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    (i) 1 (deadly sins) 7 (one before a fortnight) 13
    (it made him full) 8 (juuyon) 14 (Jordan) 23 (Kiefer’s Comeback) 24
    (The Loneliest number) 1 (needed to tango) 2 (a stone plus three) 17 (your address and five) 26
    (A birthday so sweet) 16 (No longer a teen) 20
    (almost two yards, but one increment short) 5, or 71
    (The Musketeers) 3 (a day past a week) 8? (a bodily measure) (unlucky number) 13 (nijuu) 20 (hours per day) 24
    (a golfer’s shout) 4 (a way to say no) 9 ( dieciséis) 16
    (days in a week) 7 (baker’s dozen) 13 (xx two eyes) 22 (February ¾ of the time) 28
    (A New Hope) 4 (Commandments) 10 (v and v and v) 15 (666)( fiche dó) 22 ( 스물일곱) 27

    Tox on
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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    I don't get the "it made him full" one?

    Also a bodily measurement could be a foot? So maybe 12?

    it made him full when he ate.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Apparently Irish: http://www.101languages.net/irish/numbers.html

    I found it on google by removing the space.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    bodily measure could also be 18, which is a cubit, which was the length from the tip of the finger to the elbow.

    There's a lot of measurements that are based on the body, actually.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    I don't get the "it made him full" one?

    Also a bodily measurement could be a foot? So maybe 12?

    it made him full when he ate.

    Hahahahaha oh.

    As punny as I am I can't believe that eluded me.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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