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Secret Satans: Matches out. Now we wait and hail satan!

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    And by 'direction' he means zigzagging drunkenly around.

    (Okay, that's mostly me.)

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    i thought i had it but i didnt

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Wait I think I got it!
    Be Sure to Drink your Ovaltine

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    nogs got us a breakthrough, but now we are snagged again :/

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I really want to thank you guys for taking the time and putting in the effort to help me solve these. I'm pretty sure I could never, ever do it on my own.

    this is me right now:
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    Indie Winter on
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    i believe you can figure most of this out Indie

    the biggest help youll get is in the rhyme.

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    How would you know, unless...!?

    Get him, he's the killer!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    Satan's Lil HelperSatan's Lil Helper Registered User regular
    edited November 2012

    A MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR HAS REQUESTED I SHOULD PASS YOU THIS CIPHER

    1875: 1258 7 48 75 78 452 745 478 547
    4852: 8251 7 75 57 78 587 452 84 7854 87 84 48

    MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL



    Heh, whoops.

    Satan's Lil Helper on
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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2012
    I thought it might have been alt-numbers to get symbols, but, uh, nope:
    SÛ•0KN─ÚÌ#
    ¶;•K9NK─T«WT0
    

    Blake T :arrow: Squall
    Metalbourne :arrow: Goatmon
    Sassori :arrow: bowtiedseal 2
    Slacker71 :arrow: Syphyre
    Stale :arrow: Tox
    Sweeney Tom :arrow: Wombat!
    zerzhul :arrow: lostwords 2 3

    ??? :arrow: Barcardi
    ??? :arrow: Cilla Black
    ??? :arrow: Cogliostro
    ??? :arrow: Indie Winter 2 :arrow: Ten
    ??? :arrow: Langly 2 3 4
    ??? :arrow: Naphtali
    ??? :arrow: Rankenphile
    ??? :arrow: Raijin Quickfoot
    ??? :arrow: Rorus Raz
    ??? :arrow: skettios 2
    ??? :arrow: Uriel
    ??? :arrow: Zonugal

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I thought it might have been alt-numbers to get symbols, but, uh, nope:
    SÛ•0KN─ÚÌ#
    ¶;•K9NK─T«WT0
    

    You mean you can't read that? It's so obvious!

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I have an idea.

    You're to use the number pad instead of the line.

    Try turning the sequences of numbers into patterns of dots, and then use touch, because you need all your senses.

    Edit: Also putting all the clues in one place for ease of finding later.
    You've had the help of your Forum Friends, and so another game begins. You'll receive a message from my Horsemen Four, each one a clue to your latest score. You may want to use your number pad; the number row would be very bad. If you end up stuck: take a breath, close your eyes. It'll take more than one sense to find out your prize. I know rhyming riddles are rather cliche, but sometimes thing feel right, what else can I say?

    Couldn’t have acted from Vienna or Paris: 178 78521 178 7 48 7581 75 178 7 1785

    Brother lives in Gramercy. 854 48 781 587 7 7214 48 841

    a Lion in name. 478 48 7412 57 745 712 7851 758 5741 75 785 157 7415 157 7581 57

    1875: 1258 7 18 75 78 452 745 478 547
    4852: 8251 7 75 57 78 587 452 84 7854 87 84 48

    Fyndir on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    it is either musical, or touch-based

    7 appears a ton of times

    oh god now I can't stop trying to figure this shit out

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    Wait I think I got it!
    Be Sure to Drink your Ovaltine
    SON OF A BITCH

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I tried quickly turning it into braille and if I'm doing it right I got the first message as

    M Y M A I N E M A N

    My main (e) man?

    My Maine man? Does IW live in Maine?

    @Indie Winter do you live in Maine???

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Keep going fyndir.

    That seems like it's on track

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Yeah dude you're onto it. I got the third line as FIVE HUNDRED OR ONE

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Holy shit there's some smart cookies on this forum.

    Nerds

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I would work on the rest, but I gotta go to a hospital appointment.

    Someone do the legwork for my idea while I'm out, I'll check on your progress later, serfs.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Fyndir wrote: »

    Couldn’t have acted from Vienna or Paris: 178 78521 178 7 48 7581 75 178 7 1785

    Brother lives in Gramercy. 854 48 781 587 7 7214 48 841

    a Lion in name. 478 48 7412 57 745 712 7851 758 5741 75 785 157 7415 157 7581 57

    1875: 1258 7 18 75 78 452 745 478 547
    4852: 8251 7 75 57 78 587 452 84 7854 87 84 48
    Couldn’t have acted from Vienna or Paris: M Y M A I N E M A N

    Brother lives in Gramercy. J I M D A V I S

    a Lion in name. F I V E H U N D R E D O R O N E

    1875 (Q): 1/53.868

    4852 (W): 15534.97399

    Vivixenne on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    phone posting

    this shit is banaynay

    e: also I do not live in maine

    Indie Winter on
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    GrobianGrobian What's on sale? Pliers!Registered User regular
    New in this thread, but the riddle seems to be only on the last two pages, so I'll bite:

    The first and the third hint make me thing of Jean Reno. For the "Vienna"-thing and also for Leon (which probably is derived from the animal) the Professional.

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    GrobianGrobian What's on sale? Pliers!Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Doublechecking Vivixenne's Braille readings, because I was wondering about the numbers in the last hint: It's not Q and W, but N and W, so probably coordinates.

    Oh yeah, also the numbers got corrected on the first line. so it's
    N: 1353.868
    W: 15534.97399

    Grobian on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    A MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR HAS REQUESTED I SHOULD PASS YOU THIS CIPHER

    1875: 1258 7 18 75 78 452 745 478 547
    4852: 8251 7 75 57 78 587 452 84 7854 87 84 48

    MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL

    He's pming from inside the house, Indie. Get out now.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    phone posting

    this shit is banaynay

    e: also I do not live in maine

    Then I translated wrong, or something else that I can't figure out.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Grobian wrote: »
    Doublechecking Vivixenne's Braille readings, because I was wondering about the numbers in the last hint: It's not Q and W, but N and W, so probably coordinates.

    Oh yeah, also the numbers got corrected on the first line. so it's
    N: 1353.868
    W: 15534.97399

    13 53.868 -155 34.97399 in GPS.

    Just south of Hawaii.

    Postal abbreviation for Hawaii is HI.

    Hi.

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    GrobianGrobian What's on sale? Pliers!Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I doublechecked the Braille and it seems to be correct.

    If those numbers are coordinates, there is something else to be done. Longitude is 0-90°, latitude is 0-180°. Even if I use the relevant modulos to get the numbers smaller, they point to a location in Surinam? https://maps.google.com/maps?q=3.868,-54.97399

    /edit: Yeah ok, Aneurhytmia's makes more sense than modulos. Still it's weird that it wouldn't just point directly to hawaii if that was the intent.

    Grobian on
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I DON'T UNDERSTAND

    This is driving me bananas, I died like four times in GW2 trying to work it out.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Quick, someone rub breast milk, blood, or semen on the clues to see if we can find out if they're part of a secret order which would change the prime meridian's location!

    I may have watched a bit of Bones on netflix.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    So, any guesses who this Satan might be? Are there any forumers known to have a love for cryptography?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Well, it turns out there's a Paris, Maine and a Vienna, Maine.

    Which means nothing to me.

    But there it is.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    GrobianGrobian What's on sale? Pliers!Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Well, it turns out there's a Paris, Maine and a Vienna, Maine.

    Which means nothing to me.

    But there it is.

    If you're into explanations that lead nowhere, I have a great one for the second line.
    Brother lives in Gramercy: JIM DAVIS
    Ok, Jim Davis makes Garfield. Main human character there is obviously Jon, who has a brother that is modeled in part after Davis' real brother. Doc Boy was voiced by David Lander in the TV show. David lander got a TV Land award this year (along with the rest of the cast of "Laverne&Shirley"). The award ceremony was in NY at the Lexington Avenue Armory, which is not far from Gramercy park.

    Grobian on
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I have also come up with about a billion completely useless and way stretched possibilities for that one, including but not limited to The Warriors, John Wilkes Booth and the movie Double Dragon.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    viv/blake what the hell

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    why are you so cool

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Gramacy's wiki page lists this guy as designing a buch of doorways.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Jackson_Davis

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Oh I also found out that the latest Coen Brothers film has been filmed partially in or near Gramercy Park and is called Inside Llewyn Davis

    COINCIDENCE?

    Yeah, pretty much.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Also sweet haul, cloudman.

    (I couldn't say sweet haul Squall because the rhyme was too much for me)

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    but cloudman still posts here!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    FUCK YOU I'M DRUNK.

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