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Secret Satans: Matches out. Now we wait and hail satan!

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    I've started holiday shopping; we only get presents for the children now so I have designated myself as representative for my family. Last years verdict: I give the best gift. My mom would just get everybody clothes, no one wants that.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I am experiencing that conundrum where you want to buy something on your wishlist as part of a sweet sale but don't know if your Satan is intending to give it to you.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Saw a blimp once Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    I am experiencing that conundrum where you want to buy something on your wishlist as part of a sweet sale but don't know if your Satan is intending to give it to you.

    You and me buddy. Peas in a pod.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    That you didn't know in general, or that it wasn't a specific person?

    That I don't know in general.

    I was grumpy in the dream because it turned out to be Godmode so I punched him for keeping secrets.

    Well, I mean, do you know what you're getting for christmas yet? If not, he really is keeping secrets.

    We aren't supposed to exchange presents this year. If he gets me anything he's getting punched.

    I mean, if my girlfriend and I made that deal, I'd still get her something

    Yeah, we're not falling into that trap

    I swore that this was not a girl trap.

    I promised.

    you know what goes through a guy's head when a girl swears and promises it's not a girl trap?

    It's definitely a girl trap

    Sometimes I do girl traps because they are funny, but I always announce them while they're happening.

    I even have a move I do as I say #GirlTrap

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Specifically Halo 4, which is a lightning deal on Amazon right now where you buy the game at the normal price but get a $20 Amazon gift card and a $10 credit for their streaming video service. The latter is nice because I have a hobby of buying old black and white films with awesome clothes through that service.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Saw a blimp once Registered User regular
    Whelp, Hotline Miami and Mark of the Ninja bought.

    My purchases may make me look like a psycho killer.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    MoosehatIV wrote: »
    Whelp, Hotline Miami and Mark of the Ninja bought.

    My purchases may make me look like a psycho killer.

    heh

    you have no idea

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    MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Saw a blimp once Registered User regular
    What can I say? I enjoy a finely crafted murder simulator.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Hahaha holy crap.

    So I got three boxes from Amazon today, and since I've recently ordered a bunch of stuff from Amazon (some for me, some for my Satanee) I was putting off opening them. Finally got around to it so I could sort them out and um

    so um apparently one of them turned out to be from my Satan! BOOKS!! Photos soon!

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    Oh shoot. The presents do not fit in one box. I am going to have to send an envelope and a box. Darn.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Hey.

    One of you Seattle folk.

    PM me.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Books! I love books! And these definitely appeal to me:
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    A historical novel set in the 16th century, a crosswords book (from the Guardian no less!), and a memoir about traveling the crosswords circle and the experiences thereof. It also seems to be about searching for the idea of - as well as a literal - 'home' according to one of the blurbs, and I don't think my Satan can understand how personal a message that is for me. I LOVE YOU SATAN.

    There was a note included as well which my camera didn't want to capture, it reads:

    "On the first day of Christmas, my Satan sent to me
    Some brain teasers from a monkey puzzle tree."

    :D

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    Satan's Lil HelperSatan's Lil Helper Registered User regular
    You may need to explore alternate methods to get this one. My Dark Master has no more gifts to give, so this puzzle is purely symbolic. 2268, but not vice-versa.

    0.89-0.02=
    29X1=
    100-10-5-3=
    28X1=
    91.2-20.2=




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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Everytime I read the word Crosswords I pronounce it cross swords because of the documentary about the Crossword championship. Anyone else watch it?

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Do you mean Wordplay?

    I loved it when I saw it ages ago, but don't remember that bit.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    So Im not at home to check it, but it looks like I got gifted Precipace of.Darkness combo on Steam via @JoeUser . I dont know if youre my Satan or even playing this but I know you are acool and gracious dude, thank you.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Yeeeeeah that's the one. The Final Puzzle was based around Cross Swords. I like esoteric documentaries, and my favorite is probably Pucker Up

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    You may need to explore alternate methods to get this one. My Dark Master has no more gifts to give, so this puzzle is purely symbolic. 2268, but not vice-versa.

    0.89-0.02= 0.87
    29X1= 29
    100-10-5-3= 83
    28X1= 28
    91.2-20.2= 71

    2268
    0.87
    29
    83
    28
    71

    ...?

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    So Im not at home to check it, but it looks like I got gifted Precipace of.Darkness combo on Steam via @JoeUser . I dont know if youre my Satan or even playing this but I know you are acool and gracious dude, thank you.

    @MetroidZoid

    I'm not doing this, but I saw you had those on your Steam wishlist. And I happened to have an extra copy in my inventory! You are quite welcome. :)

    JoeUser on
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Books! I love books! And these definitely appeal to me:
    31294ky.jpg

    A historical novel set in the 16th century, a crosswords book (from the Guardian no less!), and a memoir about traveling the crosswords circle and the experiences thereof. It also seems to be about searching for the idea of - as well as a literal - 'home' according to one of the blurbs, and I don't think my Satan can understand how personal a message that is for me. I LOVE YOU SATAN.

    There was a note included as well which my camera didn't want to capture, it reads:

    "On the first day of Christmas, my Satan sent to me
    Some brain teasers from a monkey puzzle tree."

    :D

    A historical novel you say? I am intrigued ...

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_(novel)

    It was originally published in Italian (!) and written by four authors (!!) working together under one pseudonym.

    I love it already just because of all of that. But the setting is one I'm not terribly familiar with so I'm excited to read it for that reason alone!

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    @Tox I admit that I was kind of hoping I would get you for my satanee because I knew exactly what I would do if I did.

    But now I can't tell you because I can still do it if I get you next year.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    ceres wrote: »
    @Tox I admit that I was kind of hoping I would get you for my satanee because I knew exactly what I would do if I did.

    But now I can't tell you because I can still do it if I get you next year.

    nooooooooooooooo!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I think if I got @Zonugal I would go to great effort to get a bunch of Jack Chick tracts printed out in high quality, good stock paper, nicely framed, and ship them to him. Possibly not just as a gag gift, either.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I think if I got @Zonugal I would go to great effort to get a bunch of Jack Chick tracts printed out in high quality, good stock paper, nicely framed, and ship them to him. Possibly not just as a gag gift, either.

    As long as the bulk of them were The Devil is Behind This I'd be down.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    If I got @Zonugal I was planning to make a video of me dancing.

    Shirtless.

    All poppin' and lockin' and jigglin'.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    If I got @Zonugal I was planning to make a video of me dancing.

    Shirtless.

    All poppin' boners and lockin' boners and jigglin' boners.

    Best gift ever.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Someone tried to buzz in to my apartment Friday while I was in the middle of a poo.

    As I am leaving my apartment, I find that it was UPS attempting to deliver a package!

    They are going to attempt another delivery on Monday while I am at work. I will most likely get it Tuesday, so if this is from you my Satan, fear not!

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    man bowtiedseal looks a hell of a lot like my sister
    Aneurythmia agrees with this post

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    zerzhul wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Or any mod/admin's help...

    I've asked, no response yet.

    Thanks @zerzhul and @ceres

    The comment vs discussion thing may be correct.
    In the new thread when I make it, I'll just grab the first post spot as well and use that for matches

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Dear Satan, I caved to the glory that is Steam and re-activated my account (same as my forum name, only with no space) that I had previously only used for Super Meat Boy.

    If you want to take advantage of the autumn sale, feel free. The only game I have on Steam is SMB.

    Sweeney Tom on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Everyone take advantage of @Sweeney Tom
    he just said it
    you all saw it

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    You may need to explore alternate methods to get this one. My Dark Master has no more gifts to give, so this puzzle is purely symbolic. 2268, but not vice-versa.

    0.89-0.02=
    29X1=
    100-10-5-3=
    28X1=
    91.2-20.2=




    ooooooooooo

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I woke up to find this in my email this morning!

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    Now to figure out who this "Syphyreal" person is and give them a hug!

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    That's cool. :3

    Also, needs more posts so I can make a new thread :p

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    People need to start working on the latest riddle, that will generate posts. :p

    I've been distracted all day, will poke at it later.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Now to figure out who this "Syphyreal" person is and give them a hug!

    Hi!

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Syphyre wrote: »
    Now to figure out who this "Syphyreal" person is and give them a hug!

    Hi!

    Hi!

    Do you have a clue for me from this "Syphyreal" person? I bet you do. I'll have this mystery cracked in no time.

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Syphyre wrote: »
    Now to figure out who this "Syphyreal" person is and give them a hug!

    Hi!

    Hi!

    Do you have a clue for me from this "Syphyreal" person? I bet you do. I'll have this mystery cracked in no time.

    I'm afraid I don't have a puzzle as fantastic as the game that has been going down on this thread, but let me take a crack at this...

    He has a mesm_rizing spin_y avat_r.

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