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Secret Satans: The gifts (and puzzles) begin to arrive.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I'm sorry I couldn't visit you and never gave any word about me canceling the trip. My first partner dropped out and when I wanted to make the trip with someone else, we had to decide against it in the end because of health reasons.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    No worries about your trip; hope everyone's health is okay! I ended up having family in town and going to Hong Kong in September anyway, so.

    And yeah bits, being near my grandparents is one of the major reasons for me moving back.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Man, I miss having grandparents.


    My grandmother on my dad's side was awesome.

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    Yeah, moving back a couple days before Christmas.

    I am trying to stay positive and remind myself it's a good long-term decision but it is making me really sad!

    Are you remembering to gorge yourself on all the amazing food you will never be able to find again once you come back to the states? Or all of the truly tragic food that you don't understand why they'd do that to a perfectly innocent food item so that you aren't too nostalgic? (looking at you, any baked good and 90% of the candy I had while I was in China)

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Noooo don't do this to me cabsy

    I've had a cold and I haven't gone out in two weeks

    So the answer is no, I am failing at that miserably!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    Time to go out and force yourself to eat the fantastic spicy food to help you get over your cold! That's legitimate therapeutic advice!

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    WHOOOP WHOOOP
    GIFT POST INCOMING

    Another box!
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    What's insi....OH SHIT
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    Shit just got real
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    Again no forum name. Thanks so much guy! Let me know who you are so I can thank you properly!


    And just in case you were curious about my nerf arsenal
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    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    That is amazing

    Always wanted one of those but I've never been able to justify buying it, plus no place to put it

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    that is the most incredible nerf gun I've seen


    i want it

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Can't have it

    Mine

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    I actually bought one of those for @DrZiplock a few years ago and you guys have no idea how hard it was to pack it up and mail it off

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    you'll be ready when the nerf wars break out

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Haha. That is ridonkulous.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    I've got 2 kids and 3 gallon ziplock bags full of darts. When we have nerf battles around here it takes a while to clean up

    No that I have full auto capabilities..... dear lord

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I actually bought one of those for @DrZiplock a few years ago and you guys have no idea how hard it was to pack it up and mail it off

    It's currently sitting in the trunk of my car. Recently it saw service on the fields of ThinkGeek when a war broke out and I managed to make a getaway to the parking lot. People thought I was running. Nay. For when I returned with hell's own foam fury slung from my waist it was they who began running.
    I'm actually planning on working out a way to mount all of my nerf guns on one wall in my office.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I need to restock my Nerf armory ... after the divorce, I was left with a couple one-shot pistols (that have good range, mind you) and ... whatever the popular 6-chamber one is.

    Even though it's an offbrand, I still want that shotgun one I see in stores. It spits out the cartridge shells!

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    Gifts are officially in the mail!

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    AeytherAeyther Registered User regular
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    Holy shit, now that's a Nerf gun.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Glorious.

    But the only thing better than one turret is two. Gotta get that sweet, sweet crossfire. Hey, what's the rule for nerf guns at Pax? Because that's begging to go with an Axton cos-play.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    Glorious.

    But the only thing better than one turret is two. Gotta get that sweet, sweet crossfire. Hey, what's the rule for nerf guns at Pax? Because that's begging to go with an Axton cos-play.

    I think if it can fire projectiles, it's not allowed

    so, yeah, don't think you can bring it

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Wish I knew my satan's forum name so I could thanks them!

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    It's me Uriel, you're welcome.
    It's not me, though I probably would've hooked you up with a Mechanohog too

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    It's cool that I got a bunch of nerf stuff. It's been my policy since my first SS to always include at least a maverick in my satanees gifts

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Good (or bad, depending on how ugly I am) news Satan! I just scheduled a family photo session, so your gift will almost certainly include a holiday photo greeting from me and mine. whoever the poor soul who is sending me a gift will also probably get one as a small token of thanks.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    I snooped around on Facebook and found only one person with my Satans real name. Not sure if its him or not.

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I snooped around on Facebook and found only one person with my Satans real name. Not sure if its him or not.

    Is it a celebrity?

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Aeyther wrote: »
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    Holy shit, now that's a Nerf gun.

    the moment I saw it the Terminator theme song started playing in my head

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    If it can bleed, we can nerf it

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Package tracking has ruined me. Like, I can see that the package has been sitting in a shipping warehouse for days now, really close to their house too! Why not deliver it early instead of sitting on it?

    Anyone know how thikgeek does orders with out of stock items? One of the things I bought my Satanee went out of stock after I paid, but before it shipped, I got an email saying it will go out eventually, but when?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I snooped around on Facebook and found only one person with my Satans real name. Not sure if its him or not.

    well i know that crackedlens does not have me

    as there are hundreds of people with my name

    poo
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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    There are three other people that come up with my name; one looks like a 9 year old with an ill-adjusted webcam who's apparently 'in a relationship'. Good for you little dude.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I don't have FB, so my Satan would get a lot of rejects with my name.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    I would bet that i'm the only person with my name. I have an unusual last name and any time I've searched nobody else turns up.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    A guy who lives only a few kilometers away from me shares the same name. I hope he never commits any major crimes.

    Platy on
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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    one of the first results for my name on GIS is a mugshot (not mine.)

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    I am the only one with my name i think omg omg omg it's me

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I wonder whether being the only one with your name or just having a really common name which leaves you lost in the noise is better.

    Platy on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    man, even if you go international I'm the only one with my name

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Package tracking has ruined me. Like, I can see that the package has been sitting in a shipping warehouse for days now, really close to their house too! Why not deliver it early instead of sitting on it?

    Anyone know how thikgeek does orders with out of stock items? One of the things I bought my Satanee went out of stock after I paid, but before it shipped, I got an email saying it will go out eventually, but when?

    @DrZiplock

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Package tracking has ruined me. Like, I can see that the package has been sitting in a shipping warehouse for days now, really close to their house too! Why not deliver it early instead of sitting on it?

    Anyone know how thikgeek does orders with out of stock items? One of the things I bought my Satanee went out of stock after I paid, but before it shipped, I got an email saying it will go out eventually, but when?

    Paging @DrZiplock

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