As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

Secret Satans: The gifts (and puzzles) begin to arrive.

1131416181999

Posts

  • Options
    AhoyAhoy Registered User regular
    What if it's not binary... it's morse code, with 0 as dash, 1 as dot?

    0111 -...
    1 .
    101 .-.
    001 --.
    10 .-
    00 --
    10 .-
    111 ...
    0010 --.-
    110 ..-
    0 -

    Bergamasque

    Does... does that mean anything to anyone?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergamasque

  • Options
    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Are we looking for someone born in '56 that has family in that region now, or...?

    aTBDrQE.jpg
  • Options
    TefTef Registered User regular
    Fair dinkum is legit

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Options
    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Ahoy wrote: »
    What if it's not binary... it's morse code, with 0 as dash, 1 as dot?

    0111 -...
    1 .
    101 .-.
    001 --.
    10 .-
    00 --
    10 .-
    111 ...
    0010 --.-
    110 ..-
    0 -

    Bergamasque

    Does... does that mean anything to anyone?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergamasque

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suite_bergamasque
    Dimitri Tiomkin arranged "Clair de Lune" for organ for his musical score for Warner Brothers' 1956 film Giant.

  • Options
    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Hmm my Satanee should have their gift sitting in their mail. Or will have it by tomorrow? UPS is not very clear about this

  • Options
    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    got me an itunes e-mail
    Shazkar

    Well, I saw that you enjoyed The Firebird suite but hadn't examined orchestral so much. I tried to find a recording of: Shostakovich's 10th, Prokofiev's "Battle on the Ice: April 5 1242" and then Rimsky-Korsakov's Russian Easter Festival Overture that 1) I liked, and 2) was available without buying an entire album. The Russians put out some great stuff! But Scheherazade is something special, as is the Chicago SymOrch; it's fitting that you also get Stravinsky. Enjoy!

    Satan

    this person is good at stalking apparently because that is not something i would have even remembered about what i'd listened to but i do recall it now

    i am downloading to my iphone right now

    coooool

    poo
  • Options
    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    (i assume this is the correct thread as this is a satan and not a santa as I am participating in a satan and a santa)

    poo
  • Options
    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I come home after work and a visit to the grocery
    a bit worn out and a lot hungry.
    Walk up my steps and what do I spy?
    A big damn box waiting for I.
    I tremble with excitement! My hands shake with my keys!
    What sort of surprise has my Satan got me?
    I open the door, a bit in a rush,
    feed my cat, store my goods, the wait is too much.
    I pick the box up and it has considerable heft.
    To open it up is all that is left.
    I tear open the box, to find another interred
    wrapped in red paper and ribbon, and a message for this nerd.
    temporary-14.jpg
    temporary-15.jpg
    I grin with surprise! Someone knows me quite well!
    The gift inside is sure to be swell.
    I tear open the package. I am stunned. I am shocked!
    The gift that was given was certainly not hock!
    I clap my hands with joy, the moment is not serene
    CAUSE MOTHERFUCKING @Hacksaw GOT ME A GODDAMN SEWING MACHINE.
    temporary-16.jpg

    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • Options
    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    What? No science?

    3basnids3lf9.jpg




  • Options
    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I guess there are people who would say that sewing is a science.

  • Options
    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    @Hacksaw you rock dude, that's an awesome gift

  • Options
    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I guess there are people who would say that sewing is a science.

    It's more like art meets engineering.

  • Options
    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    I've hear of Singer before so I'm just gonna assume that is a good sewing machine

  • Options
    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    guys this model has ONE STEP BUTTON HOLING

    it is The Business

    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • Options
    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    That is an awesome gift, but I am more tickled by the message. I like to imagine there is a guy at Amazon whose job it is to put the labels on the gift boxes, and he's sees these Satan messages and gets bemused and thinks "That's really not very festive at all."

  • Options
    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    im sure it is done by an under paid immigrant who can't actually speak English

  • Options
    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Good job @Hacksaw!

  • Options
    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    @Hacksaw you rock dude, that's an awesome gift

    @Bendery It Like Beckham told me Mysst wanted a sewing machine for Christmas more than anything. So, since it's been a very good year for me cash-wise, and since Mysst is one of my favorite people in the world, daddy decided to make it rain.

  • Options
    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    That's an awesome gift. I actually asked for one from my mother!

  • Options
    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Shazkar Shadowstorm's Satan, can I get a PM? I wanna make sure I don't do a thing.

  • Options
    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    That's so effin cool yo! I would love a sewing machine!

    RUVCwyu.jpg
    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Options
    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    That's fucking cool as hell.

    ruby-red-sig.jpg
  • Options
    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    rsPvU.jpg?1


    Satan you are the best

    Langly on
  • Options
    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    oh nice!

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
  • Options
    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I am going to bet Langly's Satan is a lady, based purely on the handwriting.

    If I'm right I'm gonna get a job in forensics.

  • Options
    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    The only reason Langly's Satan is still anonymous is because s/he's probably going to make, as a whopping final gift, a surprise personal appearance at Langly's house with a brand-new TV. It's the only explanation I can think of.

    Regardless, that is a fantastic gift, in a sea of fantastic gifts.

  • Options
    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Man, people are going all-out this year. It's gonna make my gift look like shit in comparison.

  • Options
    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    God I am loving knowing who that is.


    The power.

    THE POWER!

  • Options
    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    the power

    the pleasure

    ...the pain?

  • Options
    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Sassori wrote: »
    God I am loving knowing who that is.


    The power.

    THE POWER!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y
    I'm so sorry, guys. Please don't hit me.

    Platy on
  • Options
    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    We are Legion.

  • Options
    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    We are Legion.

    But...but...who called them?

  • Options
    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    We are Legion.

  • Options
    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    R...robot Santa, are you trying to communicate with us?

    Are you alive?
    Are you angry?

  • Options
    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Rankenphile. Setting force level to 'lethal'.

  • Options
    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Um

    8406wWN.png
  • Options
    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Robot Santa, stand down

    8406wWN.png
  • Options
    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Rankenphile. Standing down...

  • Options
    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    9UsHUfk.jpgSteam
    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • Options
    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    We are Legion.

This discussion has been closed.