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Secret Satans: The gifts (and puzzles) begin to arrive.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2012
    Overnight chains:
    Bendery It Like Beckham :arrow: Noggin 2
    Blake T :arrow: Squall
    DirtyDirtyVagrant :arrow: Stale :arrow: Tox
    Fletcher :arrow: Piggy Chimp
    Hacksaw :arrow: Mysst :arrow: Didgeridoo :arrow: Goose!
    Sassori :arrow: bowtiedseal 2
    Slacker71 :arrow: Syphyre :arrow: Metalbourne 2 :arrow: Goatmon
    SporkAndrew :arrow: chrishallet83 2
    Sweeney Tom :arrow: Wombat!
    zerzhul :arrow: lostwords 2 3

    ??? :arrow: Barcardi 2
    ??? :arrow: BEAST!
    ??? :arrow: Cilla Black 2
    ??? :arrow: Cogliostro
    ??? :arrow: CrackedLens 2
    ??? :arrow: facetious
    ??? :arrow: Indie Winter 2 :arrow: Ten :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor
    ??? :arrow: Jasconius 2 3
    ??? :arrow: Langly 2 3 4 5
    ??? :arrow: Naphtali
    ??? :arrow: Odin
    ??? :arrow: Rankenphile
    ??? :arrow: Raijin Quickfoot
    ??? :arrow: Rorus Raz
    ??? :arrow: Shazkar Shadowstorm
    ??? :arrow: skettios 2
    ??? :arrow: Uriel 2
    ??? :arrow: Zonugal

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Having actually started my project now, I have hit a snag.

    I am sorry to say that my present will not glow in the dark. :(

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Look I'm just gonna go ahead and say this:

    I love the Buffy movie, it's freakin hilarious.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    The presents are shipping!

    Soon somebody will be getting gifted upside the head

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    @syphyre I've been poking at Fallen enchantress off and on, but tonight it clicked with me. Something about the combination of mechanics makes me love this game!

    Thanks again!

    Welcome! One thing I learned is how hard it is to pick out a game you think someone might like. What helped is I was looking at your list of games and said "hey, this is all stuff I like to play, so because I would like Fallen Enchantress", thus, etc...

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Also, throwing my hat into the ring. I had never seen Buffy (the series) before my wife watched it while I was around, and yes, it is a fantastic series.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Holy crap i though i was already sataned up, and then this arrives!
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    What ever does it contain? Why both magical AND sciency!

    First the magic:

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    A pocket size copy of the Hobbit :D and The Game of Thrones Board game, holy crap. I have opened up the book and its tiny but the full book, which is really cool, and the board game is beautifully made. I have some friends coming over this weekend and we were going to play settlers so great timing!

    But SCIENCE:

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    So awesome, drinking whiskey out of it now. Only good things can come of this. And all of this on top of my happy bonsai tree as well! Thank you Satan!

    Oh behalf of the people of ThinkGeek, we appreciate and support this gift.

    Other people should follow in its example.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    zerzhul wrote: »
    Chris...stay away from my wife with that accent!

    I kinda mumble to try and get around a stutter. So my accent isn't that great anyway. It's a bit ocker, but both my parents are English, so it's not as broad as most.

    It's still probably enough. She's a sucker for accents. I need to work on one for myself.

    I hear West Virginia Hillbilly is an easy one to learn.

    C'mon over here and I'll show ya

    On my way!

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    I got a package from Topatoco that I did not order! But I gotta go to work so I'll open it tonight when I get home.

    !!!!!!!

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    zerzhul wrote: »
    Chris...stay away from my wife with that accent!

    I kinda mumble to try and get around a stutter. So my accent isn't that great anyway. It's a bit ocker, but both my parents are English, so it's not as broad as most.

    It's still probably enough. She's a sucker for accents. I need to work on one for myself.

    I hear West Virginia Hillbilly is an easy one to learn.

    C'mon over here and I'll show ya

    On my way!

    That's not what I meant!!!

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Also how does it work if your satan remains anonymous? Do I find out eventually who my guy is? Cause I wanna thank him a bunch

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    If they wish to remain in the shadows, then that is what happens.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Though usually people can figure it out towards the very end.

    Unless there is a mass of anonymous givers this year.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Aw man

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    A lot of times people choose to remain anonymous because they're not done yet, and will usually reveal themselves in the last gift sent.

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Cross posting from D&D because I'm pretty sure it was actually one of you fuckers who sent me this stuff:

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    So I got a package in the mail. No name of sender, no indication of who it's from. But hey, Northlanders! I've been wanting to get these trades for a while, but keep forgetting due to whatever (alcohol, probably). So thanks, Satan! Your gift was just what this viking needed to get some kick in his giddyup going into the weekend. Now at least I'll have something to read between bouts of raiding and pillaging!

    ONWARD!!!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Overnight chains:
    Bendery It Like Beckham :arrow: Noggin 2
    Blake T :arrow: Squall
    DirtyDirtyVagrant :arrow: Stale :arrow: Tox
    Fletcher :arrow: Piggy Chimp
    Sassori :arrow: bowtiedseal 2
    Slacker71 :arrow: Syphyre :arrow: Metalbourne 2 :arrow: Goatmon
    SporkAndrew :arrow: chrishallet83 2
    Sweeney Tom :arrow: Wombat!
    zerzhul :arrow: lostwords 2 3

    ??? :arrow: Hacksaw :arrow: Mysst :arrow: Didgeridoo :arrow: Goose!
    ??? :arrow: Barcardi 2
    ??? :arrow: BEAST!
    ??? :arrow: Cilla Black 2
    ??? :arrow: Cogliostro
    ??? :arrow: CrackedLens 2
    ??? :arrow: facetious
    ??? :arrow: Indie Winter 2 :arrow: Ten :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor
    ??? :arrow: Jasconius 2 3
    ??? :arrow: Langly 2 3 4 5
    ??? :arrow: Naphtali
    ??? :arrow: Odin
    ??? :arrow: Rankenphile
    ??? :arrow: Raijin Quickfoot
    ??? :arrow: Rorus Raz
    ??? :arrow: Shazkar Shadowstorm
    ??? :arrow: skettios 2
    ??? :arrow: Uriel 2
    ??? :arrow: Zonugal

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    just got paaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

    shit yes gunna gift somebody right in the ass try and stop me

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    yeah i get paid on the 7th

    been anxious because I am worried that if I can't place my order till the 7th it might not get there by Christmas with oversees shipping :(

    gonna try and fill up my shopping cart in advance so I can just click and go

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    what are you gifting them in the ass

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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    After some anonymous prodding via @Fyndir I found gifts in my spam folder!

    I am pretty sure that I was just gifted every Discworld witch book there is currently! <3

    There is no forum name or message that I can find, only a real name I don't recognize, but this confirms for me that spam is the devil's doing.

    Thank you satan!

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Yesterday I got yet another box in the mail and immediately thought it was mine. Turns out, no, my partner's oldest daughter had ordered some stuff. I almost opened it and posted it here.

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    OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I got all excited a couple days ago when I came home to a box at my doorstep that I didn't order. Then I looked at the address and realized USPS can't read, because it was for the same apartment number at the next building over in my complex :|

    Edit: what the hell, that's not the emote I chose. Dammit vanilla.

    Okami on
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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    There's so much happiness and generosity concentrated here in this one thread.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    There had better be

    Or Robot Santa will reap his dark harvest

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    We are Legion.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Fuckin A

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Robot Santa.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Poking the bear

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Or testing a theory.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Robot Santa, what is the saddest thing?

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    I was testing whether or not he was responding to people saying his name.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Or testing a theory.

    we are like the raptors in that pen

    constantly testing the fence



    we remember...

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Maybe there's a timer on it

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    i have theories

    but i also enjoy not being banned

    so these theories will remain untested

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    testing

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Or testing a theory.

    we are like the raptors in that pen

    constantly testing the fence



    we remember...

    Also, originally there were 9 moderators, but when that one came ... it killed all but two.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    pretty sure you can call him with a little JSON tampering.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    Yes yes more references

    <a series of jeff goldblum noises>

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