This is a game where you slap some rich older women and a maid. Yes. That is actually what the game is about. You must slap the women because...... I don't really remember. There's some kind of plot where you're the rightful heir to the house and they won't accept you or something. Maybe your name just isn't complicated enough. Doesn't matter. What matters is that you get to slap some rich women in the face until they get all swollen and bloody. And that is truly the american dream.
Also, I guess the game was only in japanese text for a while because according to the homepage, the english version launched a few days ago. I didn't see a topic about this and if there is, I don't know how I could've missed it. I'm always looking to slap some rich jerks.
I expect this reaction from many people. In fact, that was my reaction. But then I got to the last stage. "What" does not describe the last battle. Nothing can prepare you for it. Nothing.
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Zxerolfor the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't doso i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
Haha, I remember linking to this from SA's awful daily link.
gasp! It's free?! I saw this on gametrailers and I thought it was another inappropriate DS title. I secretly really wanted to play it but couldn't justify paying money to do so. I'm excited!
Ah ha ha ha! "She's going to slap you!" I love this game so much.
I almost feel that this game would be TOO easy on the DS. I just tried this game last week on my Tablet PC and completely destroyed it, even on the hardest mode.
Also, if you slap the top of the left cheek of the first girl, under the left eye of the second girl, and just under the chin of the maid, you can get a critical hit consistently.
This game is awesome. I'd totally pay money for it on the DS, just to show people. Some woman pisses me off and I'd pull out my DS and be like, "here, get the hint?"
Okay I beat her, it was a little cheap, but I beat her. Here's how:
Don't try to attack if you've only got one life left. Just evade and counter. She won't be able to do shit to you. But until one life, try to bring her down as much as you can.
Great aristocratic womanly fight slapping simulator? Or GREATEST aristocratic womanly fight slapping simulator?
It would be my greatest if things such as "I shall show you what for!", "Have at you!", "Yield to my savage thrashing!", and "You miserable little pile of secrets" were uttered during the fight sequence, but you can't have everything, I guess.
Also, much love to Shih-Tzu, who was also the Mangod which single-handedly translated Cave Story.
Great aristocratic womanly fight slapping simulator? Or GREATEST aristocratic womanly fight slapping simulator?
It would be my greatest if things such as "I shall show you what for!", "Have at you!", "Yield to my savage thrashing!", and "You miserable little pile of secrets" were uttered during the fight sequence, but you can't have everything, I guess.
Also, much love to Shih-Tzu, who was also the Mangod which single-handedly translated Cave Story.
They need a trailer park sequel. "Oh no you di-in't!" "Girlfriend!" "Get yo skank ass away from my babydaddy or I'll bitchslap you like yo mama's pimp!"
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This is amazing.
I expect this reaction from many people. In fact, that was my reaction. But then I got to the last stage. "What" does not describe the last battle. Nothing can prepare you for it. Nothing.
That grandma is fucking SCARY.
I got up to Jabba, all locked in the door. She straight knocked my ass out with one straight punch.
EDIT: I DEMAND that this game is put on the DS.
[Edit] Beated on the DS sentiment.
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If I've learned anything from video games you have to slap her across the face.
Ah ha ha ha! "She's going to slap you!" I love this game so much.
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lose.
countering on the last fight is harder because she blocks her face with her arm, but hitting her is almost harder because you have to swipe so fast.
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Also, if you slap the top of the left cheek of the first girl, under the left eye of the second girl, and just under the chin of the maid, you can get a critical hit consistently.
I am female and I fully endorse this game.
I never asked for this!
"FUCK YOU OLD BITCH! *BOOM!*"
I'ma get her!
It would be my greatest if things such as "I shall show you what for!", "Have at you!", "Yield to my savage thrashing!", and "You miserable little pile of secrets" were uttered during the fight sequence, but you can't have everything, I guess.
Also, much love to Shih-Tzu, who was also the Mangod which single-handedly translated Cave Story.
The only unfunny words in that sentence are "this is"
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Such a thing would not be womanly.
and here i thought i was the only one.:|