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Secret Satans: The gifts (and puzzles) begin to arrive.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    AAAAAAAA
    I came home to a mystery package
    from... Everlane

    First thought: Don't remember ordering anything lately
    Second: Maybe I drunkenly did...
    checked my account - noooope
    Therefore:

    THANKS SATAN!!!
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    This sweater is so soft <3

    skettios on
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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Satan's little helpers, I need assistance; where can you order individual LEGO pieces from the same source?
    neville wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    Eh it doesn't have to be a nice one to send Neville.



    8-)

    I mean, I'm running Satans (with @Usagi), yet nobody thanks me properly... it's... so lonely here... at the north pole of hell... :'(

    Only one other pole, and it's frozen solid ... the worst punishment

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    If I could get to the north pole, I'd thank you properly.

    Although we might have to go to the south pole. :winky:

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    Items sent! But to whom!?

    BREAKING NEWS!
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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    MetroidZoid wrote: »
    Satan's little helpers, I need assistance; where can you order individual LEGO pieces from the same source?

    i saw this site referenced/recommended on another site in regard to buying sets (dubious, i know.) http://www.bricklink.com. seems legit!

    pooka on
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Just had a big ol' mug of hot cocoa in my orgrimmar mug.

    Hail Satan!

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    I forgot to post in this thread, THANK YOU @Grislo for XCom! I won't have it downloaded fully until tomorrow, but I am quite excited.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    Eh it doesn't have to be a nice one to send Neville.



    8-)

    I mean, I'm running Satans (with @Usagi), yet nobody thanks me properly... it's... so lonely here... at the north pole of hell... :'(

    Uh... Whilst I may not have sent you a picture of my dick, that doesn't mean I didn't see something in the city the other day and think "Hey, that's pretty cool, I wonder if Neville would like it?"

    <.<
    >.>

    we'll find out soon enough...

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    Eh it doesn't have to be a nice one to send Neville.



    8-)

    I mean, I'm running Satans (with @Usagi), yet nobody thanks me properly... it's... so lonely here... at the north pole of hell... :'(

    Uh... Whilst I may not have sent you a picture of my dick, that doesn't mean I didn't see something in the city the other day and think "Hey, that's pretty cool, I wonder if Neville would like it?"

    <.<
    >.>

    we'll find out soon enough...

    I do like hot boys mailed to me (or delivered).

    If anyone needs any suggestions, Alexander Vlahos would do nicely.
    :bz :bz :bz :bz :bz

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    So... supposedly you can get a free Stella Artois chalice here: http://m.stellaartois.young-america.com/
    with this code: CPPFXHM

    But I wouldn't know because it's not available in Texas :v:

    I hope it works for somebody. More free shit for everyone here.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    MetroidZoid wrote: »
    Oh my fucking god ... came home to a present ... I was jumping up and down all giddy-like before opening it, now I'm just 'squeee'ing out loud to the embarassment of my roommates, I'm sure. Fuck 'em.

    Pics when I get back from running up to school, but @Hunter gets all the best airport blumkins. Holy shit dude you're great.

    @MetroidZoid Merry non denominational festivus celebration near the winter solstice to you fellow forumer and Secret Satan participant. May the spirit of giving and eternal damnation be with you.

    Hope you like the stuff.

    Also, I had a sign on the Borderlands Psycho saying "I WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES". Seriously, I would like to devour your offspring.

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    Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    Eh it doesn't have to be a nice one to send Neville.



    8-)

    I mean, I'm running Satans (with @Usagi), yet nobody thanks me properly... it's... so lonely here... at the north pole of hell... :'(

    Uh... Whilst I may not have sent you a picture of my dick, that doesn't mean I didn't see something in the city the other day and think "Hey, that's pretty cool, I wonder if Neville would like it?"

    <.<
    >.>

    we'll find out soon enough...

    I do like hot boys mailed to me (or delivered).

    If anyone needs any suggestions, Alexander Vlahos would do nicely.
    :bz :bz :bz :bz :bz

    Your Satan told me to be on my way.

    I scoffed.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    Eh it doesn't have to be a nice one to send Neville.



    8-)

    I mean, I'm running Satans (with @Usagi), yet nobody thanks me properly... it's... so lonely here... at the north pole of hell... :'(

    Uh... Whilst I may not have sent you a picture of my dick, that doesn't mean I didn't see something in the city the other day and think "Hey, that's pretty cool, I wonder if Neville would like it?"

    <.<
    >.>

    we'll find out soon enough...

    I do like hot boys mailed to me (or delivered).

    If anyone needs any suggestions, Alexander Vlahos would do nicely.
    :bz :bz :bz :bz :bz

    Your Satan told me to be on my way.

    I scoffed.

    wut

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    So... supposedly you can get a free Stella Artois chalice here: http://m.stellaartois.young-america.com/
    with this code: CPPFXHM

    But I wouldn't know because it's not available in Texas :v:

    I hope it works for somebody. More free shit for everyone here.
    THANK YOU
    FOR YOUR YOUR INTEREST.
    THE HOLIDAY CHALICE OFFER WAS SUCH A SUCCESS THAT CHALICES FOR THIS CODE HAVE BEEN EXHAUSTED.

    Alas :(

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    Eh it doesn't have to be a nice one to send Neville.



    8-)

    I mean, I'm running Satans (with @Usagi), yet nobody thanks me properly... it's... so lonely here... at the north pole of hell... :'(

    Uh... Whilst I may not have sent you a picture of my dick, that doesn't mean I didn't see something in the city the other day and think "Hey, that's pretty cool, I wonder if Neville would like it?"

    <.<
    >.>

    we'll find out soon enough...

    I do like hot boys mailed to me (or delivered).

    If anyone needs any suggestions, Alexander Vlahos would do nicely.
    :bz :bz :bz :bz :bz

    Your Satan told me to be on my way.

    I scoffed.

    wut

    :bz :bz :bz

    Nothing. Matters.
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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    It was me @skettios , I am the giver of cashmere and corgis.

    Merry Christmas!

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    It was me @skettios , I am the giver of cashmere and corgis.

    Merry Christmas!

    Eeeeeee thank you!!

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    So... supposedly you can get a free Stella Artois chalice here: http://m.stellaartois.young-america.com/
    with this code: CPPFXHM

    But I wouldn't know because it's not available in Texas :v:

    I hope it works for somebody. More free shit for everyone here.
    THANK YOU
    FOR YOUR YOUR INTEREST.
    THE HOLIDAY CHALICE OFFER WAS SUCH A SUCCESS THAT CHALICES FOR THIS CODE HAVE BEEN EXHAUSTED.

    Alas :(

    WELL GODDAMN IT I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE FUCK YOU BOOZE COMPANY

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    What are the different states for order tracking on Think Geek? I was at processed, then shipped. Should I be waiting for it to say arrived?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    next is "Transcended"

    then "Elevated"

    then "Use the fucking tracking number right in front of you"

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I thought after "shipped" was "dropped on the ground by some minimum wage flunkie"

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    UPS message "left at front door"
    oh ya, that is comforting

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    right at the fork in the road
    20 steps southeast of the rosebush
    stand directly between the two dead birch trees
    start digging

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    right at the fork in the road
    20 steps southeast of the rosebush
    stand directly between the two dead birch trees
    start digging

    There, you'll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield. Piece of black, volcanic glass.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    Oh shit franko, run!

    BREAKING NEWS!
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    oh for the love of god

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    So... supposedly you can get a free Stella Artois chalice here: http://m.stellaartois.young-america.com/
    with this code: CPPFXHM

    But I wouldn't know because it's not available in Texas :v:

    I hope it works for somebody. More free shit for everyone here.
    THANK YOU
    FOR YOUR YOUR INTEREST.
    THE HOLIDAY CHALICE OFFER WAS SUCH A SUCCESS THAT CHALICES FOR THIS CODE HAVE BEEN EXHAUSTED.

    Alas :(

    WELL GODDAMN IT I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE FUCK YOU BOOZE COMPANY

    I appreciate the effort! My mom wants a Stella chalice so bad and we don't really know how to obtain one.

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    Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    you'll never take me alive!

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Now I imagine your avatar doing little gun hands, like she's a gun slinger.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Hide all Frankos.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    So... I've been a slacker at lurking. Is this a game or did @Franko shoot the sheriff?

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    I had sex with his wife

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Franko, I'm trying to save you.

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    Satans..... hints.....
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    So... I've been a slacker at lurking. Is this a game or did Franko shoot the sheriff?

    It's a game as of a few weeks ago where Robot Santa hunts criminals, and a few minutes ago in the Giant Bomb thread Franko tried to summon Robot Santa, which meant the hunt was on.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    So... supposedly you can get a free Stella Artois chalice here: http://m.stellaartois.young-america.com/
    with this code: CPPFXHM

    But I wouldn't know because it's not available in Texas :v:

    I hope it works for somebody. More free shit for everyone here.
    THANK YOU
    FOR YOUR YOUR INTEREST.
    THE HOLIDAY CHALICE OFFER WAS SUCH A SUCCESS THAT CHALICES FOR THIS CODE HAVE BEEN EXHAUSTED.

    Alas :(

    WELL GODDAMN IT I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE FUCK YOU BOOZE COMPANY

    I appreciate the effort! My mom wants a Stella chalice so bad and we don't really know how to obtain one.

    @Sheri You can buy those in like 90% of places that sell Stella retail here. There's gotta be like a Total Wine or something down there. I think you can even buy them on the Stella site. Or cut out box tops and trade them in or some shit.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    I mean, I know Florida is like the Fallout wasteland or whatever, but they shouldn't be that hard to get.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Summon him as in @'ing him? Or summon as in like trying to issue a command?

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Best not tread those waters Tox

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Hmm, curiously only posts @Franko made since the hunt started are labeled as Wanted.

    Tox on
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Summon him as in @'ing him? Or summon as in like trying to issue a command?

    He didn't @ he merely spoke its name, which was enough for Legion.

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