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Inde-fucking-pendence day

Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
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only the most fucking shitty awesome movie ever

with our delightful jewish friends

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and our black buddies

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basically what i am trying to say is fuck yes.

and this will probably fail

and yes i fucked up

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WELCOME TO EARF

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's August. You're a month late.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Worst. Speach. Ever.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Now this is a thread I can get behind

    Independence Day is the quintessential summer blockbuster

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i totally never saw the whole alliance of the minorities, the jew and black saving the day

    then again it was a white trash white guy who finished them off

    this was on tv and i just had to make a topic ya know

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Doesn't Jeff Goldblum say "must go faster" in this movie too?

    That's weird.

    To say that same phrase in two movies.

    Weird.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Robot Jox has been on Tv allot in the last few weeks and you don't see me making a thread about the high point of b movie sci fi

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    but come on

    this truly is the epitome of american blockbusters man

    one liners and shit

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Doesn't Jeff Goldblum say "must go faster" in this movie too?

    That's weird.

    To say that same phrase in two movies.

    Weird.

    Does he really say that exact phrase in Jurassic Park though

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  • GertBeefGertBeef Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This is one of my favourite movies ever.

    I'm not lying.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Don't worry my laptop will easily integrate with their alien technology.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    but come on

    this truly is the epitome of american blockbusters man

    one liners and shit

    ALRIGHT YOU ALIEN ASSHOLES

    IN THE WORDS OF MY GENERATION

    UP YOUUUUUUURS

    God this movie rules

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    GertBeef wrote: »
    This is one of my favourite movies ever.

    I'm not lying.

    you're not alone

    we won't go quietly into the night

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  • SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Doesn't Jeff Goldblum say "must go faster" in this movie too?

    That's weird.

    To say that same phrase in two movies.

    Weird.

    Does he really say that exact phrase in Jurassic Park though
    Yea, when he is in the back of the jeep and the T-rex is chasing them.

    But you can't be surprised Jeff Goldblum repeated himself. I think in all his movies his character should be named Jeff Goldblum, because that is the only person he ever plays.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SpazMuffin wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Doesn't Jeff Goldblum say "must go faster" in this movie too?

    That's weird.

    To say that same phrase in two movies.

    Weird.

    Does he really say that exact phrase in Jurassic Park though
    Yea, when he is in the back of the jeep and the T-rex is chasing them.

    But you can't be surprised Jeff Goldblum repeated himself. I think in all his movies his character should be named Jeff Goldblum, because that is the only person he ever plays.

    That may be true, but he plays a pretty good Jeff Goldblum

    Also I like his new TV show

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    When is the sequel coming out?

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  • GertBeefGertBeef Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    When is the sequel coming out?

    On the 22nd of November.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    jeff goldblum is hells of manly I tell you what

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    TODAY IS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wait, what? sequel?

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    there's gonna be sequel?

    i don't know, is it like "oh hey they totally wrecked our shit the first time around. now we have to take the fight to them with an elite team of black jews!!!"

    or like "oh shit aliens, call will smith" and then "welcome back to earth, motherfuckers (because this shit needs an r rating)

    'cause i could back the second one.

    also i bettah call my motha

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They aired this last month. It is totally heartbreaking to see something like this and realize how many awful movies I've enjoyed in the past.

    Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation? Gawd

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  • SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Olivaw wrote: »
    SpazMuffin wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Doesn't Jeff Goldblum say "must go faster" in this movie too?

    That's weird.

    To say that same phrase in two movies.

    Weird.

    Does he really say that exact phrase in Jurassic Park though
    Yea, when he is in the back of the jeep and the T-rex is chasing them.

    But you can't be surprised Jeff Goldblum repeated himself. I think in all his movies his character should be named Jeff Goldblum, because that is the only person he ever plays.

    That may be true, but he plays a pretty good Jeff Goldblum

    Also I like his new TV show
    Are you talking about Raines? I watched the first episode and it was ok but I never watched it again. Also I just assumed it would have been canceled after a couple of episodes. Good for Jeff.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the first mortal kombat was actually enjoyable

    the second one not so much

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wait, what? sequel?

    Heinous lies

    Google says no such thing exists

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fuck mortal kombat

    i saw it in about 3rd grade or something

    i thought it was bad even then

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    a computer virus, dontcha know

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    AW HELL NAW!

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    considering this 1997 and all.

    you've got these aliens

    traveling across the universe

    destroying shit

    you'd think at some time or another they'd come up with some anti-virus software

    but hey what do i know

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Data plays a long haired dude.

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    considering this 1997 and all.

    you've got these aliens

    traveling across the universe

    destroying shit

    you'd think at some time or another they'd come up with some anti-virus software

    but hey what do i know

    The more important question is, why the fuck would an earth based computer virus cause any problems for alien computer technology?

    You can't even use a Windows based virus to infect a Mac.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the first mortal kombat was actually enjoyable

    the second one not so much

    Saw it in the theater like 5 times.

    If a person did that with current movie prices, you'd have to kill them. You'd just have to.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    considering this 1997 and all.

    you've got these aliens

    traveling across the universe

    destroying shit

    you'd think at some time or another they'd come up with some anti-virus software

    but hey what do i know

    The more important question is, why the fuck would an earth based computer virus cause any problems for alien computer technology?

    You can't even use a Windows based virus to infect a Mac.

    But this was a Mac virus.

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    considering this 1997 and all.

    you've got these aliens

    traveling across the universe

    destroying shit

    you'd think at some time or another they'd come up with some anti-virus software

    but hey what do i know

    The more important question is, why the fuck would an earth based computer virus cause any problems for alien computer technology?

    You can't even use a Windows based virus to infect a Mac.

    But this was a Mac virus.

    Aliens use Linux.

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  • GertBeefGertBeef Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    considering this 1997 and all.

    you've got these aliens

    traveling across the universe

    destroying shit

    you'd think at some time or another they'd come up with some anti-virus software

    but hey what do i know

    The more important question is, why the fuck would an earth based computer virus cause any problems for alien computer technology?

    You can't even use a Windows based virus to infect a Mac.

    But this was a Mac virus.

    Aliens use Linux.

    Well. He did have time to work on the Roswell ufo before he went to work on the mothership....

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    considering this 1997 and all.

    you've got these aliens

    traveling across the universe

    destroying shit

    you'd think at some time or another they'd come up with some anti-virus software

    but hey what do i know

    The more important question is, why the fuck would an earth based computer virus cause any problems for alien computer technology?

    You can't even use a Windows based virus to infect a Mac.

    But this was a Mac virus.

    Aliens use Linux.

    It convinced their computers that all they were good at is work. Only Macs can do fun stuff like kill another civilization.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    come on, come over here, lets pray

    but i'm not jewish

    eh, nobody's perfect

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Can we start using Jurassic Park quotes yet?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    considering this 1997 and all.

    you've got these aliens

    traveling across the universe

    destroying shit

    you'd think at some time or another they'd come up with some anti-virus software

    but hey what do i know

    The more important question is, why the fuck would an earth based computer virus cause any problems for alien computer technology?

    You can't even use a Windows based virus to infect a Mac.

    But this was a Mac virus.

    Aliens use Linux.

    It convinced their computers that all they were good at is work. Only Macs can do fun stuff like kill another civilization.

    That would be sig worthy if I wanted to change my sig

    But I don't

    Because it is perfect

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