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Secret Satans: The gifts (and puzzles) begin to arrive.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Guys squall's present has finally shipped.

    I am excite.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Satan your gift will arrive by 3 o'clock pm on Monday.

    I HOPE YOU ARE HOME TO SIGN FOR IT.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Vivienne got a box you guys.

    I will live blog the event.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    It has SATAN scrawled across it.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    She is now taking photos of it.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    She is now opening it.

    And she gasped.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Is it a head

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Now she is making loud happy noises.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Vivienne got a box you guys.

    I will live blog the event.
    I lost count of the number of entendres here

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    It is a head!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I've asked if I could have the bubble wrap.

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    I heard people talking about boxes and head and I came as fast as I could.

    EDIT: that's a hanging curve for someone in and of itself. My present to all of you.

    LuvTheMonkey on
    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
    STEAM | GW2: Thalys
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I got the bubble wrap.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Please describe the mouthfeel of the bubble wrap.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    It's pretty fun.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ahava just gifted me Miasmata on Steam. Just out of the blue.

    What an awesome person!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Please describe the mouthfeel of the bubble wrap.

    Smooth, but it tastes like raisins.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    What's in the box!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Not bubble wrap anymore.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    That is for Vivienne to say Sandra.

    Blake T on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    What's in the box!

    I already figured it out, it's a head.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    gonna construct a proper post in a minute

    but

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    also here is a teaser:

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    Vivixenne on
    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I am totes jealous though, it's a sweet haul.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Is that a pic of Blake posting about the pics you were taking?

    Hella meta.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    They sent Viv a studly Aussie?

    Damn, I'm sorry Blake.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    gonna construct a proper post in a minute

    but

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    also here is a teaser:

    http://i.imgur.com/qmnmd.jpg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuFSWcNe8hY

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Also guys look what I got back this morning.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    I am glad that part of things worked out Blake.

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
    STEAM | GW2: Thalys
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    gonna construct a proper post in a minute

    but

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    also here is a teaser:

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    so it's not just bubble wrap, but also bubble wrap that is a hat

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
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    I don't know what it is, but it looks sexy

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    They sent Viv a studly Aussie?

    Damn, I'm sorry Blake.

    Man, that jerk wears bubble wrap on his head.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    A carabiner!! YESSSS!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Why helo thar

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    WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I don't know but whoever did is pretty rad!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    ok so there has been a delay in photo-postings because we are also in the middle of getting dressed up to attend a friend's wedding

    but I shall endeavour to construct the post en-route as it is a long ride

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    So I got some kinda book today

    "Machine of Death" or some such thing

    Thanks a fucking lot @Sal

    gonna really fucking enjoy this book

    I really liked the fucking premise

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    Fuck yeah!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Ok so this is a phone post so I hope you bear with me.
    We got a little notification in the door the other day informing me that a parcel was waiting for me at the post office! I figured it was the rest of Blake's present since I've been waiting for stuff to arrive, but we picked up the parcel today and:

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    OMG! SATAN! Much squealing was had.

    I get home and proceed to tear into. I get one flap open and this is what I see:

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    IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN, IT APPEARS TO BE THE N7 LOGO! Holy shit, could be a piece of Commander Shephard's armor for me to incorporate into my own, Legion-style?

    Not quite. BUT IT IS FREAKIN CLOSE ENOUGH:

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    Guys. I have been wanting that water bottle for YEARS. And when I got to the US this year and could order it, it was no longer in stock and appeared to be discontinued. I was dejected. NO LONGER! Glee of glees!

    This blew my mind. But there was more in the box. And it was heavy.

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    My instinct said: books. My instinct was only half right. The answer was AWESOME BOOKS:

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    Guys, this is my favorite BKV work of all time. I freakin love the story from top to toe and have wanted to possess a hard copy for ages.

    So holy shit, @QuickSnap, thank you SO much. You are flipping amazing and this is a really sweet haul! Also thank you for the bubble wrap so that Blake could distract himself from his jealousy. I do not know you well at all but man you NAILED this shizz.

    Final pics of the haul:
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    I would have taken a happier photo of my reaction but I had to get ready for a wedding right after all this excitement.

    QUICKSNAP FOR PRESIDENT!

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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