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Secret Satans: The gifts (and puzzles) begin to arrive.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Please don't use this forum to send each other pictures of your genitals

    "Party Pooper" indeed

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Can Sassori's Satan contact me, please? I promise I won't divulge any secret information, it would just make my life easier if you could answer a couple questions for me.

    Don't worry, I didn't buy her those diamond earrings. Go ahead and get them.

    A pair of diamond studs would go great with my favorite necklace...

    But maybe I need two pairs since I have two holes in each ear. Just so things are balanced.

    Steam




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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    It's the only way to be sure.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    then what will you wear when those pairs are being cleaned?

    You need four pairs, minimum.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I am willing to wear other earrings while my diamonds are being cleaned. I don't want to be overzealous here.

    Maybe I should get some sapphires to go with my eyes.

    Steam




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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    blake sent me tracking info for his enormous package so now i'm waiting expectantly at the front door to receive a load of holiday cheer right to my face-zone

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    though it's more likely it'll arrive tomorrow while i'm at work so instead it'll be my wife getting a eye full of joy from satan

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Squall wrote: »
    blake sent me tracking info for his enormous package so now i'm waiting expectantly at the front door to receive a load of holiday cheer right to my face-zone

    viv's been tattling, huh

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    blake sent me tracking info for his enormous package so now i'm waiting expectantly at the front door to receive a load of holiday cheer right to my face-zone

    viv's been tattling, huh


    This is even better when paired with Squall's next post:
    Squall wrote: »
    though it's more likely it'll arrive tomorrow while i'm at work so instead it'll be my wife getting a eye full of joy from satan

    Steam




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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    oh god squall
    you make me sick!

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    both of those posts were sexually charged to begin with!

    ladies! would you PLEASE!!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Squall wrote: »
    both of those posts were sexually charged to begin with!

    ladies! would you PLEASE!!

    we just don't expect such filth from our happy little raincloud

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    yep, even in feigned exasperation, there's no way you can call people 'ladies' without coming off as somewhat creepy

    cant be done folks!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ladies ... would you, please ... :winky:

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    yep, even in feigned exasperation, there's no way you can call people 'ladies' without coming off as somewhat creepy

    cant be done folks!

    Maybe I'm trying to be creepy

    ladies

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Creepy?

    ladies...

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Ladies room? Ladies....

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Speaking of packages, one arrived for me today!
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    Hmm, this isn't the Amazon order I was expecting. What could it be?!

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    Who is a pretty pretty princess? Truly a question for the ages.

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    OMG, it's me! And @Tonkka is the best Satan a girl could ask for!

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    It's the Urban Decay Naked 2 eyeshadow palette. And these are some nice eyeshadows, y'all. Like, seriously. So excited. But wait, there's more:

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    Tangled!

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    Brave!

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    The Princess and the Frog! (I think Tiana is criminally underappreciated as a Disney Princess.)

    Now I'm gonna get all dolled up and watch Disney movies. Thank you again! I cannot even begin to express how fantastic this gift is!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Potatoe has also I think?

    Oh shit forgot about that one.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I used to be a mod and I've showed my dong to a few forumers.

    Does that count?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    IGNORE ME

    Abracadaniel on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I used to be a mod and I've showed my dong to a few forumers.

    Does that count?

    that was a dong????!?

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Is that why you're not a mod any more?

    Did Tube send you to the naughty corner?

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I used to be a mod and I've showed my dong to a few forumers.

    Does that count?

    that was a dong????!?

    a ding dong, yes

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Don't think a single forumer has seen my donger. I'm undecided on if this is a good or bad thing.

    Hail, Satan! Wishlist Post
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    hey @Rankenphile did you get that thing I sent you?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    And to think, we hung out for at least two hours.

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Well apparently Zip didn't hang out far enough

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    More of a grower than a show-er.

    Hail, Satan! Wishlist Post
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Awkward.

    Steam




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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    okay i am outing myself here but i just wanted to let @tynic know

    that blanket wasn't part 2, that was just the same shipment being split into two parts

    part 2 is still incoming and will be sent out soon

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Only one forumer has seen my donger.

    This is a sad, sad realization.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I have never shown anyone my dong

    See, I don't own a microscope

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I ordered the second bit of my satanees gifts today

    They will get to my house in a couple days and then i will send them out and they should get there before new years

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    package sent! it is now in the hands of satan/the us postal service

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    hey @Rankenphile did you get that thing I sent you?

    Yup!

    Still working out how to configure it and stuff... seems like the most recent iOS version has some issues syncing with Dropbox, but I've already got a handful of the important ones locked up tight now.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Favlaud wrote: »
    okay i am outing myself here but i just wanted to let @tynic know

    that blanket wasn't part 2, that was just the same shipment being split into two parts

    part 2 is still incoming and will be sent out soon

    WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOWOWOOOOOO

    Favvles <3

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Were we supposed to keep track of who has seen our naughty bits here?

    Well this is going to take some work...

    Steam




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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Favlaud wrote: »
    okay i am outing myself here but i just wanted to let @tynic know

    that blanket wasn't part 2, that was just the same shipment being split into two parts

    part 2 is still incoming and will be sent out soon

    WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOWOWOOOOOO

    Favvles <3

    8->

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    mr @smart hero you have revealed things that should not yet be known

    poo
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