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I believe in the candy bar it is a thing

RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
it is a thing a concept which many underestimate

i beseech you

i do beg you to eat one

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    riotcow thread

    the bees are back

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    i had a protein bar earlier

    it was okay

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    get cho' tambourine goin'

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    the bees are back

    Not the bees!

    Candy bars are awesome, as long as they're Milky Way Midnights.

    Pb on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Where am I to get said candy bar?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    errbody whut whut

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  • Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I do love candy....

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I haven't had a candy bar in a long time.

    Yesterday, I almost bought a 3 Musketeers at the vending machine though.

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I almost snagged a candy bar out of the vending machine 5 minutes ago, but I went for a package of donuts instead. The donuts weren't bad, but they weren't very good either, so I am chalking it up as a mistake.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I do love candy....

    Get in the van.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I almost snagged a candy bar out of the vending machine 5 minutes ago, but I went for a package of donuts instead. The donuts weren't bad, but they weren't very good either, so I am chalking it up as a mistake.

    vending machine donuts are always a letdown

    you walk past and go "hey... donuts"

    maybe they'll be better than last time?

    they're not

    not ever

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i ate an eggplant i ate a candy bar and


    perhaps another

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  • SpoonySpoony Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I enjoy a good Snickers every now and then.

    Generally, I don't care for chocolate.

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I almost snagged a candy bar out of the vending machine 5 minutes ago, but I went for a package of donuts instead. The donuts weren't bad, but they weren't very good either, so I am chalking it up as a mistake.

    vending machine donuts are always a letdown

    you walk past and go "hey... donuts"

    maybe they'll be better than last time?

    they're not

    not ever

    but they're always just good enough

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I almost snagged a candy bar out of the vending machine 5 minutes ago, but I went for a package of donuts instead. The donuts weren't bad, but they weren't very good either, so I am chalking it up as a mistake.

    vending machine donuts are always a letdown

    you walk past and go "hey... donuts"

    maybe they'll be better than last time?

    they're not

    not ever

    What if last time you got powdered sugar and this time they have chocolate?

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I almost snagged a candy bar out of the vending machine 5 minutes ago, but I went for a package of donuts instead. The donuts weren't bad, but they weren't very good either, so I am chalking it up as a mistake.

    vending machine donuts are always a letdown

    you walk past and go "hey... donuts"

    maybe they'll be better than last time?

    they're not

    not ever

    So very true. I wonder if there are any pretzels left downstairs...

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Milky Way.

    Keep your nuts out of my bar.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Milky Way.

    Keep your nuts out of my bar.

    Fuckin' dyke cunt.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what about travel mix bars

    with chocolate chips in them

    mm

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  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I eat too much candy.

    You would think it would at least have the decency to make me fat.

    But it hasn't even given me that courtesy/incentive to eat less of it.

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    guys eating candy is bad for you it is basically freebasing food

    you're freebasing on donuts

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Milky Way.

    Keep your nuts out of my bar.

    Fuckin' dyke cunt.

    I'M SORRY FOR HAVING A LITTLE GODDAMN FAITH IN A CONFECTIONARY DELIGHT OF UNINTERRUPTED SMOOTHNESS.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I bought a 2lb bag of sour Patch kids last night, does that count?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I had this cavity in my tooth, so I went to the dentist.

    He spent way too long trying to fill it.

    It still hurts when I crunch down on some super sweet chocolate.

    I'm gonna ask for my fuckin' money back from this quack.

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  • Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    I almost snagged a candy bar out of the vending machine 5 minutes ago, but I went for a package of donuts instead. The donuts weren't bad, but they weren't very good either, so I am chalking it up as a mistake.

    vending machine donuts are always a letdown

    you walk past and go "hey... donuts"

    maybe they'll be better than last time?

    they're not

    not ever

    What if last time you got powdered sugar and this time they have chocolate?

    They all have the same foamy yellowish inside. You know, the kind that makes you go "why does this not qualify as insulation? Who dictated this to be donut?" Then you demand justice.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Milky Way.

    Keep your nuts out of my bar.

    Fuckin' dyke cunt.

    I'M SORRY FOR HAVING A LITTLE GODDAMN FAITH IN A CONFECTIONARY DELIGHT OF UNINTERRUPTED SMOOTHNESS.

    ARE YOU ALSO SORRY FOR NOT GETTING THE DAMN JOKE?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    GSM I love your sig.

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I got a Baby Ruth out of the vending machine the other day. It was good; I had forgotten how good they are.

    Since then, the Baby Ruths have been replaced by Twix. Two rows of Twix.

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    I bought a 2lb bag of sour Patch kids last night, does that count?

    It is basically like smoking food or injecting the concept of flavor IV into your cerebral cortex.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I bought a 2lb bag of sour Patch kids last night, does that count?

    It is basically like smoking food or injecting the concept of flavor IV into your cerebral cortex.

    eating lots of sour patch kids kills my tongue for like three days

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  • Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    redimpulse wrote: »
    I got a Baby Ruth out of the vending machine the other day. It was good; I had forgotten how good they are.

    Since then, the Baby Ruths have been replaced by Twix. Two rows of Twix.

    But...but....what about the peanuts??

    Also, peanut butter twix are a delightful confectionary indulgence.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man if I could mainline a reuben what would even happen

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    redimpulse wrote: »
    I got a Baby Ruth out of the vending machine the other day. It was good; I had forgotten how good they are.

    Since then, the Baby Ruths have been replaced by Twix. Two rows of Twix.

    Cookies n' Cream Twix were so good.

    mcp on
  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    man if I could mainline a reuben what would even happen

    FACT: Most foods would kill you if enough of it was injected into your veins!

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    twix is the best candybar

    because

    it is

    candybars

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2007
    i like to refrigerate Twix so that the caramel gets all hard and then break it off from the cookie and then eat them separately

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    GSM wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    man if I could mainline a reuben what would even happen

    FACT: Most foods would kill you if enough of it was injected into your veins!

    STATEMENT: TO THE PIZZERIA!

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • SpoonySpoony Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Twix has always been disappointing.

    People will ask me if I want a candy bar and I'll get all excited. Then they hand me a Twix and it's a giant let down like my 8th birthday party again and all I want to do is cry.

    But I just take the Twix because I don't want to be rude.

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  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am undecided between 100 Grand and Caramellos. I like caramel chocolate.

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Twix makes me sick to my stomach. I think there's something about the cookie section that just does not do it for me.

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