the internet is a guy who is so really good at at rock climbing yes he is and he is totally down with all kinds of music he just likes to kick back he is so cool he is forty
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2007
I always imagined the internet as a twelve year old screaming really loudly, every obscenity that has ever been uttered, but instead of only sound, from out of his mouth pours blood and fucking bestiality urls and bits of fursuit.
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STEAM!
can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow
STEAM!
STEAM!
does it rot off eventually
STEAM!
i u
WHAT THE FUCK
STEAM!
t riotcow ok let's discuss
and let's post on the internet
My connection to the world is severed.
I feel empty.
And then I look out my window, and start crying. Out there, it's just a little too real.
and a taker as well
but he wears cool shades because he is trying so hard to be cool and get the ladies
but instead he likes to eat at the chili's
but the woman does not like his breath
and also his shirt which has spiderman on it
and he tells jokes that he heard the day before from jones in accounting
and he tells them over and over again
the internet likes sports and his favorite team is whichever is most popular
he has an earring
a small diamond stud
he can't figure out how to get online with it
the phone has no online function
on the button
30 SECONDS
I AM MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME
my ban?