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I believe in the candy bar it is a thing

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    koosh er oni

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    holy shit send it to me please

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Uncut dicks can do a wider variety of penis tricks.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Uncut dicks can do a wider variety of penis tricks.

    can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I do not express my love for this forum enough. Nowhere else can you experience a cockoosh.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    CUT DICKS ARE PRETTIER

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER BEEN FRONT ROW CENTER AT A FORESKIN PUPPET SHOW.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WE HAD ONE OF THOSE EVERY YEAR AT THE FAMILY REUNION WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    uncut dicks are naaaaasty

    does it rot off eventually

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SON?

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DAD!?

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    riotcow

    i <3 u

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    no one sent it to me!

    WHAT THE FUCK

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    onefiddy I h8 u

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I got bored and copied something else which I don't think you'd care as much about.

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    150 i <3 you too but we have to discuss these frisbees

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    t druhim :(

    t riotcow ok let's discuss

    and let's post on the internet

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is a guy who is cool he has a lot of opinions many conflicting he is not that cool

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Whenever my internet goes down I feel really lonely.

    My connection to the world is severed.

    I feel empty.

    And then I look out my window, and start crying. Out there, it's just a little too real.

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    if the internet were a man what would he look like

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is a guy who is so really good at at rock climbing yes he is and he is totally down with all kinds of music he just likes to kick back he is so cool he is forty

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is a giver of life

    and a taker as well

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i imagine that the internet has a premature balding pattern

    but he wears cool shades because he is trying so hard to be cool and get the ladies

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is the dad on rocket power

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I imagine the internet as a hideous monster that breathes out candy

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is a man that wishes he could enjoy fine cuisine

    but instead he likes to eat at the chili's

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    Makes sense that the embodiment of the internet would be a pedophile.

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet tries to talk to a woman at the chili's bar

    but the woman does not like his breath

    and also his shirt which has spiderman on it

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is just a little too old for the bar

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet goes to his job and sits at the coffeemaker

    and he tells jokes that he heard the day before from jones in accounting

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    pretty much all of the internet's jokes come from the guy he thinks is cool

    and he tells them over and over again

    the internet likes sports and his favorite team is whichever is most popular

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the 150 posts so god damned often i can't even hit refresh

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i imagine the internet as being about 38 or so

    he has an earring

    a small diamond stud

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Pony tail. Fanny pack. Thinks strip club DJs get laid.

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    he sort of knows it looks bad but well

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet has a pretty nice cell phone

    he can't figure out how to get online with it

    the phone has no online function

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    t riotcow 30 seconds

    on the button

    30 SECONDS

    I AM MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the internet has a pretty nice cell phone

    he can't figure out how to get online with it

    the phone has no online function
    That was a long two weeks.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I always imagined the internet as a twelve year old screaming really loudly, every obscenity that has ever been uttered, but instead of only sound, from out of his mouth pours blood and fucking bestiality urls and bits of fursuit.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what was

    my ban?

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