I always imagined the internet as a twelve year old screaming really loudly, every obscenity that has ever been uttered, but instead of only sound, from out of his mouth pours blood and fucking bestiality urls and bits of fursuit.
FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
I like M&M's ideas
the internet is a 17-year-old scene kid talking about how great DragonForce is at Starbucks with a buff porn-producing skinhead in sunglasses and a white t-shirt and old, faded jeans
the internet had a girlfriend once but he scared her off by calling too much
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2007
The internet's dad owns a used car dealership, and the internet drives a 65' cutlass that was on the lot, and every day as he's leaving school he burns out, and his spinning hubcaps don't really spin but he thinks they look good anyway, and he hopes to one day put 25s on the cutlass and turn it into a "pimp ass whip."
the internet has a shirt that he calls his lucky shirt but it's too tight on his gut; he wears it sometimes anyway and does that thing where he pulls the shirt away from his stomach
the internet mixes all the sodas at the soda fountain and calls it rocket fuel
the internet doesn't have a mattress cover but has "expensive" ($20) pillows
the internet goes to wal mart and buys boxers that say "corona" on them so that he can feel festive
the internet wears a t-shirt that says "i do all my own stunts"
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
The internet goes to LAN gaming places for the social interaction, but he is pretty good at counter-strike and when people in the same room as him call him a faggot for killing them in CS he gets angry and scared and quiet and leaves after the next round.
The internet goes to LAN gaming places for the social interaction, but he is pretty good at counter-strike and when people in the same room as him call him a faggot for killing them in CS he gets angry and scared and quiet and leaves after the next round.
The internet is for the most part straight, but he has always dreamed of opening up a Gay and Lesbian night club called, "Cuntmuckers and Cocksuckers."
The internet salvaged a couch from a family down the block. It was well worn and smelled of animal urine, but he said to himself that the cushion covers could be run through the washing machine and would be good as new. He never quite got around to this. Instead he just through a sheet over it, which he figured would be easier to watch. In the three years that he's had the couch and had it covered, he has yet to actually wash the sheet.
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he thinks the ladies will think it is a rolex
in fact it is actually a pirated cartier
it is not even a pirated rolex
when someone says candy bar, i get confused
he does not know there is a book series
the internet is a 17-year-old scene kid talking about how great DragonForce is at Starbucks with a buff porn-producing skinhead in sunglasses and a white t-shirt and old, faded jeans
He'll introduce people, and the people hook up, and at the end of the night it's just him there.
Standing in the middle of the dance floor.
All alone.
one of the lenses of the internet's sunglasses keeps falling out
when a magazine includes a cologne insert the internet goes to a newsstand and rips out all the inserts, then lines his shirts with them
that's the same fucking meme
that's all
the internet says the best salsa is from ecuador but has never been there or really even had much salsa
the internet says what's up dog to dogs
yep im single again
ladies :winky:
STEAM!
the internet mixes all the sodas at the soda fountain and calls it rocket fuel
the internet doesn't have a mattress cover but has "expensive" ($20) pillows
the internet wears a t-shirt that says "i do all my own stunts"
STEAM!
come home son
on a plastic recorder
STEAM!
the internet prefaces each sip of his vodka and tonic with "a-don't mind if I do"
the internet does a terrible canadian accent
Canadians have accents?
that is the best thing ever
STEAM!
he just says Eh? a lot
Gotcha.
STEAM!
the officer was male
man tugga this one was genius
i laughed out loud at this one
well done
man i am going to go buy a recorder and learn freebird now
he shot a man in the street for them
Post it on youtube.
he is like you and me
he is all of us
maybe
maybe even a she