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Phallian [Phalla] - Game Over: GOOD GUY VICTORY!!
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Yea, well when we annouce to the thread that somebody is immune for that day targeting them isn't a great idea.
I'm surprised you guys didn't look more into who was guessing and such like.
Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
Edit: @DA, that was Gnasty.. I said to not kill Robothero
On the other hand, the goods/neutrals had some stellar defenses.
If it wasn't for Cthulhu, we would've been screwed.
Welcome to the world on this side.
Cheers for Cthuhlu. If it weren't for him, we'd still be playing for another day or two now.
I can agree to that. It was only a matter of time before they found RBB, so we figured if cthluhu wasn't going to happen, we were screwed.
Sec, I'll do it...
http://nerissardor.proboards91.com (look, they used my name!)
To all:
I was not lying about anything I said over the last two days, except perhaps for private and semi-private descriptions of my power to people I knew were bad.
So take that as you will.
Also, you might get a kick of the role I made up for myself when joining B:L's group.
Visiblehowl chuckled to himself as he strolled the hallways. Humming a tune, he registered his vote for this coming round. "You got the vote, DA?"
"Yeah, I'm with you. Tarranon, right?"
"Yep. I like to keep things even, don't you? With Tarranon executed, there'll be one villager and one bad guy, right?"
"Sounds like."
"Excellent."
Visiblehowl scratched his chin as he contemplated his next move. Obviously, he and DevoutlyApathetic would win, but he wondered whether he should drag it out for another round. Nodding as he reached a decision, he pushed the button on his belt that connected his headpiece to the PA system.
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Tarranon sat in the principal's chair with his feet up on the desk, dozing silently. He was jarred awake by feedback coming from the PA speaker.
"Well, contestants, just five of you left, eh? How about we gather in the gym! Special prizes await those who get there first!" The system clicked off.
Puzzled, Tarranon eyed the PA microphone sitting on the principal's desk. Where the hell was the voice coming from? It certainly wasn't the microphone. Still, the reward in the gym might be worth catching, so he got to his feet and jogged out of the room.
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Casual Eddy burst through the double doors leading to the gymnasium. To his dismay, it looked like he was the last one there. Aldo, Tarranon, tuxkamen, and visiblehowl stood in the middle of the gym, staring at each other in mutual distrust. Casual Eddy walked up to them.
"Um...hi guys. Who won the prize?"
"Nobody," tuxkamen said grumpily. "There hasn't been an announcement. And the round is almost over."
As soon as the words left his lips, a beeping sound filled the room. Each person looked at their belts anxiously, and Tarranon let out a loud groan. "Shit, I guess it's up to the last one of us." Being careful not to meet anyone's eyes, he shouted, "You better not fuck it up, teammate." The beeping on his belt stopped and two openings appeared on opposite sides of the top of the belt. A metal arm rose out of each of the openings, stopping at shoulder level. The tops of them unfolded into what looked similar to C-clamps, and latched onto Tarranon's shoulders. A screw drove through his flesh on each side, and he screamed in pain. The C-clamps firmly attached to Tarranon's shoulders, the arms began to revolve around his body. His lower body remained in one place, and his upper body began twisting to the right. Bones began snapping, and Tarranon began shrieking at the top of his lungs. The arms continued inexorably until Tarranon's chest was facing backwards, and even then, they kept twisting his body. A loud crack was heard as Tarranon's spine broke in twain, and he collapsed to the floor dead.
The remaining players were silent for several long moments. Then visiblehowl looked up. "Well, that was gruesome. Now what?"
Aldo spoke up "Did anybody see Tarranon glance at tuxkamen? I did. I think he's the last bad guy, we should vote for him." Visiblehowl nodded. "That sounds reasonable."
"No. Nothing about this is reasonable." Aldo and visiblehowl swiveled around towards one of the doorless entries to the gymnasium. Visiblehowl's face turned white, and he pointed at the figure that had just entered the gym. "You! But, but, Cthulhu...how could you still be..."
"Alive?" Ardor smiled and walked slowly towards the remaining players. Aldo and visiblehowl unconsciously took a step back. "Yes, unusual isn't it? But then this whole situation is unusual. I mean, Cthulhu? These belts? You steal all your concepts from books and movies, visiblehowl. I'm surprised nobody else noticed it was all an illusion." Ardor chuckled. "You even stole that from the Matrix. Not very original are you, visiblehowl?" He turned to Aldo. "And you, DA. I can't believe you'd help him." Aldo scowled, and his image shimmered and wavered, eventually replaced by the image of DevoutlyApathetic. He snorted. "I was sick of getting shitty roles. Visiblehowl promised me a powerful ability in this Phalla if I agreed to help him."
Ardor shook his head sadly. "Well, I'm afraid it's the end of the road for you. tuxkamen, why don't you register a kill order against DA here. I think the rest of us will vote for visiblehowl." DA snarled and lunged at Ardor, but tuxkamen had already turned in his order, and DA's belt exploded. Visiblehowl backed up, panicking as his belt began to beep. He glared at Ardor. "This isn't finished. You forget that I created this world." With that, he pushed a large magenta button on his belt. tuxkamen didn't even have a chance to react; his belt exploded instantaneously. The last thing visiblehowl saw was the explosion of Casual Eddy's belt before his own belt exploded and his vision went dark.
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Visiblehowl reached up to his head and removed the VR helmet. "Dammit! How the hell did Ardor get back in there? What's going on?" He stood up and turned to leave the control room and check on the prisoners, but his way was blocked. Ardor stood in the doorway, brandishing a fire extinguisher, his eyes darkened by a rare cloud of anger. Visiblehowl looked for his partner, and saw DA lying on the floor, out cold. Ardor stepped towards him.
"This is intolerable. You have completely bastardized this game. This was not what it was intended to be, a mere vehicle for a single person's own sadistic amusement. In addition to destroying the sanctity of Phalla, you have kidnapped 42 people from their homes and forced them to battle each other, fighting for what they thought were their lives, and imprisoning them in this place."
Visiblehowl sneered. "What are you going to do, kill me? Turn me into the authorities? Nobody will believe I captured you to play a stupid game!"
Ardor shook his head. "No, visiblehowl. We are going to send you somewhere worse than jail. Worse even than the Hell to which you would no doubt be sent if we killed you. No, there is only one place to send you." He advanced on visiblehowl, who tried to dodge past him. Ardor was too quick for him, and rapped him smartly on the head with the fire extinguisher. Visiblehowl collapsed like a rag doll.
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A splash of wetness jolted visiblehowl from unconsciousness. He groaned and sat up, rubbing his eyes. He yanked his hands away from his face, feeling something gooey covering them. Opening his eyes, he studied his hands carefully; they were covered in a thick white substance, which smelled sickenly sweet. A shadow towered over him and he looked up. To his horror, he was faced with what appeared to be a dancing penis with a smiling face. "What...what is this? Where am I?" The penis spurted some of that same white goo out of the top of its head and laughed. "Why, don't you know, assface? Haha, you cockmunch, if you're too stupid to figure it out, I'll tell you myself." The penis leaned in close and whispered in visiblehowl's ear. "Welcome, fuckworm. Welcome...to SE++"
Someone screamed nearby. It was several moments before visiblehowl realized that it was himself...
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
Roles
Aldo
tuxkamen
visiblehowl
Players
Ardor
cj iwakura
RBB
Guesses:
The following guesses were correct:
cj iwakura is tuxkamen
RBB is visiblehowl
tuxkamen is Ardor
GOOD GUY VICTORY!
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
Can we post our info now?
I'm guessing no one had me?
i can't believe you guys didn't know it was robothero i seered.
all the pms and posts are timestamped! it shouldn't be hard to figure out who my last target was damnit!
edit: and whoooo good guys win!
First off, there are a couple people I'd like to apologize to.
1. Everybody - For missing all those narrations. I suck. Seriously.
2. MrBlarney - You had a cool power, and I really didn't do my job and give you good clues. I think I even missed a night. Of all the people, I think I screwed you over the most with my inactivity. I'm sorry.
3. cj iwakura - See above. I don't even think I included your narration in any of my narrations. Once again, a cool power and I didn't hold up my end. I'm sorry.
Roles coming up shortly.
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
Okay? O_O
After you have been killed, you may make one post in the living thread per day. This post may be as long as you wish, and may contain any information you wish to convey.
Aldo! You're really not a bad player, but too often you fall prey to bouts of stupendously bad luck. Fortunately, the mysterious arbiters of this game have given you a device that allows you to harness this mysterious bad luck and unleash it on someone else.
Once per day, you may choose to activate your device. If you choose to do so, one random person will experience some bad luck. This can result in anything from inability to use their ability to death. You may also choose to charge up your device. If you charge your device for two days, on the third day you may target a specific player to have bad luck.
Ardor! You're everybody's favorite network builder. You emit an intangible aura of trustworthiness, resulting in some of the most effective networks ever seen in Phalla.
Once per day, you may choose one person. That night, you will be told if that person is a good guy or a bad guy. If the person is a good guy, they will be told that you are the seer.
Also, every other night, one innocent will be chosen at random and told that you are the seer.
BuzzBuzz! You have been blessed with an almost supernatural ability to talk your way out of trouble. Your treatises of logic have caused even those who know better to think that perhaps you're telling the truth.
At any point you may make one or more posts in the main thread containing at least two paragraphs of logical reasoning. This does not have to be in your own defense. If we feel it is up to the proper standards, you will be immune to death of any kind that day.
Drez! Oh Drez. Your righteous defensiveness and implacable aggression are almost endearing. Not to mention, you always end up near the top of the post count list. It seems you just can't keep your mouth shut.
You are competing with two others for the highest post count of the day. Each day, choose a target. If you have the highest post count of the three, your target will die of boredom/annoyance that night. For bonus points, be overly defensive, and lash out aggressively against anyone who accuses you of wrongdoing.
Hakkekage! You're totally a girl. Seriously. And you have no problem filling the thread with posts correcting people on your gender, or bringing up random tidbits about your life that imply your femininity.
You are competing with two others for the highest post count of the day. Each day, choose a target. If you have the highest post count of the three, your target will die of boredom/annoyance that night. For bonus points, you must correct anybody who uses a masculine pronoun in reference to you. In addition, bring up girly things about yourself at random times.
Gnasty! Oh shit, this Phalla has an election system. You'll be goddamned if you aren't elected as the very first President, and you'll make as many posts as it takes to garner support for your campaign.
You are competing with two others for the highest post count of the day. Each day, choose a target. If you have the highest post count of the three, your target will die of boredom/annoyance that night. For bonus points, make a multitude of posts campaigning for the election each day.
ElJeffe! It seems that Phallians find comfort in being threatened. Despite (because of?) your promises to murder everybody, you still manage to get elected to positions of power. Not only that, you tend to stay there.
If you are elected to President, then for every night afterward, votes are reversed: All votes for you will count as votes against you, and all votes for other candidates will count as votes for you. You may not actually threaten to kill everybody, to prevent people from guessing your role too easily.
Elendil! You evil son of a bitch. It's not enough for you to be a bad guy. It's not even enough to reveal yourself to the village. Oh no, you have to gloat about it. I hope you die, you bastard.
You are the only role that is a predetermined bad guy. At any point during the game, you may reveal yourself as a bad guy. If you choose to do this, you will be immune to all kills (including the vote) for two days. Please note, this activates with the next vote closure. If the voting closes for Day 1, and you reveal yourself afterward, you will not be immune to kills that have been sent in for Day 1. If you choose to activate this power, please be sure to gloat as much as possible while you remain alive.
Dread Pirate Cass! You're half of D&D's favorite promiscuous underage couple. There's no doubt that you wear the pants in the relationship, but we all know deep down you're crazy about Choco.
You and _______ are the lovers. The first time one of you is targeted for death, you will both survive. However, the second time one of you is targeted for death, you will both be killed. If both of you are targeted on the same night, you will both die.
Rear Admiral Choco! You're half of D&D's favorite promiscuous underage couple. There's no doubt who wears the pants in this relationship (hint: it's not you), but nobody can deny the devotion you feel towards Cass.
You and _______ are the lovers. The first time one of you is targeted for death, you will both survive. However, the second time one of you is targeted for death, you will both be killed. If both of you are targeted on the same night, you will both die.
Rygar! What is the narrator's problem? It's been, like, twenty minutes since voting closed, and the narration still isn't up. How hard is it to pre-write a narration and then plug some names in? This is ridiculous!
Once per night, you can cause the voting to close one hour early by complaining about the lateness of the narration. Be careful, though, do this too often and the narrator might get annoyed and reveal your role to the general populace.
Vishnub! That bastard Rygar caused you to die Day 1 in Castle Phalla, when you were a seer. Not only that, he had the nerve to blame it on you afterwards! You've made it your solemn mission to cause his death in every Phalla you join.
Every night, you may choose one person to seer. You will be told whether that person is a good guy or a bad guy. You may also choose one person to kill. If Rygar is not killed by the end of Day 3, you will die. Once Rygar is dead, you will lose the ability to kill people. Don't worry, finding Rygar might be easier than you think...
visiblehowl! Okay, so maybe you've made some bad decisions in the past, but you'll be damned if you can't hold a good grudge! Squashua, Lady Eri, and Rygar must die.
Every night you may choose a target. You will be told if they are Lady Eri, Squashua, or Rygar. If your target is one of those three, they will die. If all three die before you do, you will gain two days of complete immunity from kills, including the vote execution.
SC! (Leitner) Oh how annoying it was to track your posts on the previous system; it was impossible to search for your name! What the hell does SC even mean? Starcraft? South Carolina? _______?
Any role ability that targets you will fail to work. Bad guy kills and vote executions work as normal.
Lady Eri! Your ability to detect bad guys is uncanny, and almost unnerving. Unfortunately, on the rare occasions when you're wrong, you don't take it very well. Actually, you sort of go a little insane.
Do your best to shit all over the thread. Throw accusations around, arrogantly dismiss any arguments against you, and squash any requests for more information concerning your plans. When we think you have achieved the proper level of shittitude, one bad guy will be revealed in the narration. Assuming you survive long enough, this ability might activate more than once during the game.
Casual Eddy! I'm sure you've done some good things since the Red Scare phalla. Unfortunately, the only thing I remember about you is forgetting to send in an order for your special ability. It would be pretty silly to base your entire role on a single screw-up, wouldn't it?
Once per day, you may choose to activate your ability. If you do, a random person will be unable to use their role for that day.
Elkamil! You have a reputation for posting very little. This is fortunate, because you often end up being a bad guy. Pretty sweet deal you've got going.
You may only make 4 or fewer posts per day. The first person on a given day to remark on your lack of activity will be killed that night. They can only be saved if someone else mentions that you're always like that.
Hacksaw! It's a bit tough to run a Phalla when you're jailed, but you managed to work through the lack of BBCode. Not only that, your narrations were pretty late, but damn if they weren't awesome.
Once per day, you may target someone. That person will be informed that they cannot make a vote for the next day. Also, once during the game, you can delay the vote closure by 12 hours, and the narration will be written in a gritty film noir style.
MrBlarney! What would we do without you? Every phalla moderator feels a little less stressed when you're in their game, and the unlucky ones lament your absence when you're not. Your vote counts are always accurate, easy to understand, and very thorough. Thanks for being so helpful!
Throughout the day, you must post up-to-date vote counts. However, you can make any changes to the vote counts you wish; if you aren't caught by one of the other players, your revised vote count will count as the real one!
thorgot! Man, have you ever been a bad guy? No you haven't! Hell, the good guy specials might as well contact you at the beginning of the game to get a network going.
For every day you stay alive, you may choose one person who will be told that you're innocent. These can add up; for example, if you don't choose someone on Day 1, then on Day 2 you can choose two people who will be told that you're innocent.
Shinto! You are the master of the first-day bullshit story. Whether it's claiming you're a bad guy, or claiming to be a good guy special, you always come up with something to spice up the first day. Not only that, you often survive for multiple days afterward! Uncanny.
On the first day, you must come up with an alternate role for yourself, and "out" yourself to the group. If you survive the first night, you will receive immunity to all kills, including the vote execution, for the next two days. You may not use your actual role for this. This is not an optional power. Careful, Richy will know you are lying, and will do his best to get you killed.
Richy! It's insane how people will just believe whatever Shinto says. Man, that one time he outed himself as a bad guy, and they didn't kill him until two nights afterwards! You almost had an aneurysm.
______ is Shinto. On the first day, he will make up a story about his role. You must do your best to get him voted off. If he gets voted off, or killed by a good guy special, on the first day, you will receive immunity to all kills, including the vote execution, for the next two days.
Ardor! Using your keen powers of perception, you have deduced that there is a neutral group in the game, composed of the two guys who have trapped you in this crazy place! Maybe you can use your sterling reputation to make a deal with either the bad guys or the neutrals to eliminate the other group.
At the beginning of the game, choose either the Neutrals or the Bad Guys. You will be PMed the name of a single member of that group, and that person will be PMed your name. You have immunity to kills from that group, and you may not intentionally cause the death of your contact, whether directly or indirectly, nor may you tell anybody the name of your contact.
Kusugattai!: You are Kusu. You have your own shock image. You are D&D's little slice of SE++. What more can be said?
You're a thrall. You want to work with the bad guys to get everybody sent into SE++! You do not seer as a bad guy and if no other bad guys are alive you may not send in kill orders. Sorry.
Marx! So, it seems nowadays he's actually called DËTHKÖK or something else equally untypeable, he'll always be Marx to me!
Each day you must announce to the thread that you are changing your name and inform people that they must vote for you using this name . Each day your name should become progressively harder to type. Only votes against you that use your new name will count.
TehSpectre! You are sneaky, intelligent and crafty. You won a phalla where you had to be the last one living! If you didn't have a tendancy to never trust DA you'd be awesome!
Your failure to trust DA is disturbing, Mr Wraithy-Mc-Wraith-son. So we've decided to link you to the person with the DevoutlyApathetic role. So long as they live you can not die. One problem, that person want you dead. Have fun.
DevoutlyApathetic! You are completely utterly, amazingly honest. You are a genius, never wrong, and should always be listened to. You also never lie. (I promise I didn't write this description -DA)
You never trust TehSpectre. Well, you trust TehSpectre but he never trusts you and manages to get you killed way too often...about as often as you kill him. Strike back! If TehSpectre dies and you live... you get special powers.
Until then, you get nothing special. You're the classic version of DA. Be glad I didn't make you a miller!
Precision K! You are the man, the myth, the legend. You do amazing things, tell outrageous lies, and yet...you live...
What could we possibly do that reflects the awesome nature of PK? You tell us. Describe your role, if we think it's appropriately PK-ish perhaps it shall come true.
FunkyWaltDogg! Oh so Funky and so solid and reliable. You're never evil and completely trustworthy! (This description written by DA) What's with that extra G, though? Are you saving it for something?
You can only be killed by the vote or by a good vigilante. Certain roles have special abilities attached to them; if the seer, vigilante, or guardian role dies, Emergency Protocol Gamma will be activated. Under EP:G, you will be notified when a seer/vigilante/guardian has died and will be instructed to choose a replacement. The replacement will only have a seer/vigilante/guardian power; they will not have any additional abilities granted to those who originally had the role.
Nerissa! You are so helpful and really put forth an amazing amount of effort into playing Phalla. I mean, who else has constructed a whole database to track player actions while caring for a toddler?
You have awesome Mom powers. You can guard against misfortune for a single person each night. This person must not be yourself. We were totally going to give you a spreadsheet thingy, but then what would MrBlarney have?
Dynagrip! You write awesome, thoughtful phallas and are just a little bit crazy. Also, forum downtimes are your phalla bane.
Once during the game, you may say "I'm going to start an awesome Phalla." in the main thread. After that night's narration the boards will "crash" and everybody needs to go to "Grandma's House". At "Grandma's House" nobody has an special abilities but all roles are intact. The downtime will likely only last a single round, so make the most of it.
Aroduc! You are a master of this game, and you never miss an opportunity make sure everybody knows it. In fact, compared to you, the other players are merely jellyfish, or snails, or other things that aren't very intelligent. You thrive on behind-the-scenes sneakery and telling people off who call you "Arudoc".
In addition to your public vote, you may make an additional vote by PM. Every time someone spells your name wrong, your vote increases in potency (i.e. if your name is spelled wrong twice, your secret vote counts as 3 votes).
tuxkamen! Everybody agrees that Ad Astra Per Phalla had some of the best narrations seen in any phalla yet. Of course, you've accomplished some things while playing Phallas as well. But honestly, who cares about that? Moar narrayshunz!
Every night, you may write a piece of narration for yourself. The narration may not be more than 50 words. Send this narration as a PM to the gamemasters, and if it is sufficiently thrilling, that is what will occur for the night. You may not give yourself additional powers, but you may use this to avoid death if you wish. If your narration is exceptionally skilled, you might be rewarded with some additional information.
robothero! Fancy yerself a roleplayer, do ya'? Well, we ain't no sissy RPers here in Dee An' Dee. Go git yer wizard hat and 23-sided die and skedaddle outta here. We don't appreciate yer kahnd here.
Choose one of these roles: jilted lover, happy-go-lucky do-gooder, or adorably grumpy man. At least 50% of the posts you make must contain roleplay in this role. For every roleplay post you make that is a paragraph or longer, one vote against you will be removed.
Tarranon! If D&D Phalla were Islam, you'd be the prophet Mohammed. We offer our thanks for bringing us the gift of Phalla. You must be like a proud parent, watching how Phalla has grown and evolved here.
As the founder of D&D Phalla, you have the triple role of seer/vigilante/guardian - the classic specials! Each night, you may choose to either seer someone, kill someone, or guard someone.
Smasher! You don't have the same reputation as, say, Ardor or TehSpectre, but you've been called dangerous by some of the most dangerous players in the game. Your extreme attention to detail has served you well in most of the Phallas you've been in.
Once per day, you may choose one person, and that person's role will be revealed to you. You will be told only the name of their role; you will receive no information regarding their abilities or alignment. You may not !guess the role of anybody you target with this power. Other roles may be !guessed as normal.
mtvcdm! Uh oh. It looks like the creators of this Phalla screwed up; they put a conversion mechanism in the game! Well, you know better than to allow a Phalla to have a conversion mechanism, don't you?
Once per day, you may choose one person. That person is protected from conversion for the day. You will also be notified when someone is converted. You will not be told who it is, but for the remainder of the Phalla you may choose to unconvert someone instead of protecting them from conversion. Attempting to unconvert someone who is not converted will have no effect.
FencingSax! What's up with all this executioning? Obviously, the bad guys must be stopped, but killing them seems so...permanent. If only there were some alternative...
Once per day, you may choose to activate your ability. If you do, the person who wins the execution vote will be jailed instead of killed. People may still vote to kill them the next day. If the winner of the execution vote is already in jail, they will be killed regardless of whether you use your ability. People in jail may not use any of their abilities.
Grundlterror! You suck. (-written by DA) So I guess I should admit that Grundl has keen clutch decision making skills or something, but he still sucks.
Each day you submit a question to the moderator. This question must detail a choice you will make and may compare only two possible courses of action. The moderator will advise you on which is likely the best course of action for you.
RBB! RedBerryBlue (ArrBeeBee) likes to lie. A lot. And he's good at it. Really good at it.
Every day, you may send one PM with a lie in it to one other person, CCing it to the moderators. The moderators will separately PM the person and confirm the lie that you told. The PM may not be longer than one sentence. If we feel you're trying to get around the one-sentence rule, with semi-colons or excessive conjunctions, we will not confirm your lie and you'll be stuck explaining it to the person. The PM you send MUST be a lie; the moderators will not confirm a true statement.
Shamus! You're a neutral. This PM didn't originally say you were neutral but through sheer force of will and karmic resonance it does now! You're always neutral, you'll be damned if some PM tells you differently!
Each night after the first you may target one person who died. You will hear whisperings of who killed that person, perhaps leading you to your hated foe...Gnasty! Win condition: Kill Gnasty, live until the end of the game.
Saburbia! Cute avatar is a must!
Honesty time: Hell if I could think of a good power for Sab, all that makes an impression are super cute avatars and sigs. So we'll go with this: Once during the course of the game you can post the cutest-wutest picture possible while naming a dead person. Through the power of adorableness you will return that person to the living thread. If for some reason you get killed or bandwagoned on the first day, the person with the least-cute avatar will die in your place.
44. Plutonium! You're not a bad guy every time, but it sure as hell seems that way. Maybe you just have an evil disposition that makes people assume you're a bad guy. Honestly, we should just make you a death miller and be done with it, but that would kind of suck for you.
The last person you mention in the thread before voting closes will appear to be a bad guy if seered or killed that night.
Bad Guys
Vampire! Every time you kill someone, you will receive their role ability in addition to your own. How many days will you keep the ability? Let's count! One day! Two days! That's two days! Ah ah ah!
Werewolf! You may only send in a kill order between 6pm and 6am EST. You can only be killed by the vote, or by a kill order sent in between 6am and 6pm.
Communist! As long as you are alive, the two bad guy kills may be assigned to any two bad guys, ignoring the order of bad guy kills.
Cultist! Every time you make a kill, you sacifice that person's soul to Cthulu. If you sacrifice 3 souls, Cthulu will rise from his slumber and slaughter your enemies. Disclaimer: Cthulu not responsible for injuries sustained by allied personnel.
Witch! Using your hellish satanic rituals, you may communicate with the dead! Not only may you read the dead thread while you are still alive, you can correspond via PM with anybody living there. Unfortunately, you cannot communicate with the living once you are dead.
Ninja! You can hide in plain sight, and nobody can see you! You are immune to seering; anybody trying to seer you will be told their attempt failed.
Alien! These humans are curious creatures. When you kill someone, you take them back to your spaceship and study them. When you have studied enough humans, you will receive the ability to affect one human's mind. This will cause them to come over to your side. Be warned, though; the process is blockable and reversible.
Mafioso! You are skilled at persuasion through the art of "accidents". When you kill somebody it will not obviously be the act of a bad guy group. It will be an "accident" You can be all sneaky and try and confuse people as to the real extent of your power
Neutrals
You're one of the sick bastards running this game. Making people kill each other, just for your amusement! You son of a bitch.
You thought it would be fun to participate in the game, along with your buddy. Of course, you're not above cheating. As a group, the two of you get one kill per day. Not only that, in order to die you must both be killed on the same day. You win if you eliminate all of the others. You may share your regular roles with each other, but you may not !guess them.
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
ARDOR CANNOT BE CONTAINED IN ONE MORTAL VESSEL.
WTB [Horcrux] PST
Crazy.
Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
Now to see what all the roles were...
the first time one of us was attacked we both survived. the second time, we both died.
cass and choco roles.
simple, we didn't really get to do much with them, but it was still interesting.
Aldo.....Ardor
Ardor (Make a deal version).....Nerissa
Ardor (Insta-network Version).....tuxkamen
Aroduc.....Dethkok
BuzzBuzz.....Drez
Cass.....FencingSax
Casual Eddy.....Lignisse (Threelemmings)
Choco.....Variable
DevoutlyApathetic.....robothero
Drez.....Leitner
Dynagrip.....an_alt
Elendil.....FunkyWaltDogg
ElJeffe.....Gnasty
Elkamil.....Plutonium
FencingSax.....Vishnub (Anaximander)
FWD.....BuzzBuzz
Gnasty.....Saburbia
Grundlterror.....cheez
Hacksaw.....Last Son
Hakkekage.....Aldo
Kusugattai.....Dynagrip
Lady Eri.....mtvcdm
Marx.....Hylianbunny
MrBlarney.....Frosteey
Mtvcdm.....frandelgearslip
Nerissa.....Smasher
Plutonium.....MrBallBaggins
precisionk.....precisionk
RBB.....jdarksun
Richy.....LadyEri
robothero.....James
Rygar.....thorgot
Saburbia.....Zerinan
SC (Leitner).....B:L
Shamus.....MrBlarney
Shinto.....Squashua
Smasher.....Elkamil
Squashua.....Elendil
Tarranon.....Grundlterror
TehSpectre.....CasualEddy
Thorgot.....TehSpectre
tuxkamen.....cj iwakura
Vishnub.....Serpent
visiblehowl.....RBB
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
Welcome to the world on this side.
For the last time I was out for the night quite unexpectedly. What was I supposed to do, turn down going out with friends to send in an order?
Thanks DA >=P
So Cheez was me? I killed me day 1? Awesome
http://seercalibur.proboards92.com/index.cgi
Good guy seer boards #2 minus Neutrals are up:
http://seercalibur2.proboards99.com/index.cgi
@visiblehowl: I didn't get anything from night 5, after I died. But at least from the night 2 clue, I was leaning toward Grundlterror... just didn't act on it.
Great game, vh and DA. So many excellent moments.
Two Ardors. Seriously, could you be any more flattered right now, Ardor? Almost makes up for your horrible bad luck.
Aldo - Vampire
B:L - Mafioso
cj iwakura - Werewolf
FunkyWaltDogg - Communist
Gnasty - Alien
Grundlterror - Cultist
Lady Eri - Witch
Smasher - Ninja
Neutrals
Ardor
RBB
True Neutral
MrBlarney (Shamus)
Thrall
Dynagrip (Kusugattai)
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
I better get crackin' on my phalla... 5 or so to go before mine, you guys have set the bar very high!
Oddly enough I realized that the person with what was the worst role was Robothero...
Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
You just won't give up on that good guy thing, eh?
Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
Damn, my role was well suited to a bad guy, and totally worthless to the good guys.
But anyways, my role:
I guess you didn't count seerings as "role" abilities?
And Blarney, I would have actually trusted you and brought you into our villiany group, had frandel not stabbed everyone in the back for no good reason. 8-)
tux is immune to kills.
My kill order:
Non-kill role abilities -> all kills -> vote
Ardor dies from bad !guess.
RBB dies from cj's kill.
cj iwakura is killed by Ardor's bad luck machine.
For bad luck machine, I rolled a d4, with the following results:
1 - Any guard action towards target doesn't work.
2 - Any orders target sends in are ignored
3 - Target's role powers are supressed
4 - Target dies.
cj iwakura got a 4. The bad luck machine ignores all role abilities.
Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
I would've gotten away, if it weren't for those meddling kids. :cry:
(and their dog too)
One question: what stopped my other kill? Did the bad luck machine take effect before that?
Welcome to the world on this side.
tuxk was protected from death.
And honestly, if I made a mistake in that weird train of logic...I don't even want to know about it. Srsly.
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."