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[Mini-Phalla Day 5 - The End, everyone is dead whooo] Phalla's Pet Store!

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If you guys had two kills, why didn't you win the game yesterday?

    Because certain people suck and didn't submit orders. Since I'm, ya know, dead, I know it wasn't me.

    Honest to God I don't know why I didn't just PM them at that point but I was pretty confident that FWD would send the kills in my stead.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    AHAHAHHAHAH

    If FWD and TS killed HB and I as well as each other that will be glorious!

    Dude

    I'm not a bad guy

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dude

    I'm not a bad guy
    It's over, you can let it drop man.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Eh. A no-win is good enough for me. :P

  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Screw you right in your pirahna asshole, Drez.

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Eh. A no-win is good enough for me. :P

    Too bad it would have been a yes-win if you had only believed me.

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    AHAHAHHAHAH

    If FWD and TS killed HB and I as well as each other that will be glorious!

    Dude

    I'm not a bad guy

    That's not what my role PM said:
    Saburbia wrote:
    Your buddy FWD is a bad guy. He's a Rabid Ox.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Day 5 - The End

    It has not even been a week and yet there are only 4 animals left in the pet store. Chaos, disaster, anarchy, these are the only words that could describe these past few days.

    Since this was probably their last day, everyone opened up, telling each other what animal they were exactly. Dog, hamster, clown fish, and a chinchilla. However one person among them was lying.

    Seriously spoke up “ Now I know I am only a small hamster, but after living for so long I grew wise, and I know for a fact that Hylianbunny must be..”

    *Squish*

    “Shut it fur ball.” TehSpectre growled.

    “I knew you were not a chinchilla.” yelled Hylianbunny.

    “You think your trick was going to work? Try and surprise me by thinking we are going to kick you out of the store, I know that your not just a normal dog, oh no, I know your in fact a cute adorable puppy!” said TehSpectre.

    “Not just a puppy either, a Siberian husky puppy who can kick your ass!” said Hylianbunny.
    Hylianbunny charged TehSpectre, ready to rip him to pieces.

    “Well too bad that I’m… a mole!” yelled TehSpectre.

    Hylianbunny jumped in the air, about to pounce on TehSpectre, but with one fluid motion,
    TehSpectre dodged Hylianbunny’s jump. Before Hylianbunny could respond TehSpectre put his claws through the back of his head.

    “This just leaves me and you FunkyWattDogg, and oh boy I was starting to get sick of you.” TehSpectre said, slowly approaching FunkyWattDogg who was stuck in his bowl on the table above.

    “Gotta think, gotta think. What the hell can I do?” Thought FunkyWattDogg.
    TehSpectre was right below him now, grinning.

    “There is nothing else I can do.” Sighed FunkyWattDogg.
    And with that FunkyWattDogg slammed into the side of his fish bowl, sending it tumbling down towards TehSpectre.

    *CRASH*

    FunkyWattDogg opened his eyes. “Water water, oh god I need water.” He thought.

    Then he glanced over to see that he did not go out in vain. A shard of glass from the bowl had impaled itself through the chest of TehSpectre, head hanging to the side with that stupid grin still on his face.

    “At least I did something right, for once.” Choked FunkyWattDogg.

    There he remained, flopping around nothing else to do. A single tear went down the scarred face of FunkyWattDogg.

    *10 minutes later*

    “Ahh what a nice vacation that was.”

    Old Billy Joe walked into the store carrying with him a suitcase. He looks around to see the whole place a mess.

    “Oh fuck not again! I really should consider changing the name of this pet store.”

    Results:

    Seriously - Hamster, died night 5
    Hylianbunny - Puppy, died night 5
    TehSpectre - Mole, died night 5
    FunkyWattDogg - Clownfish, died night 5

    No one wins.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Woo. XD

    Nice.

    Everyone dies, folks!

    Reveal post upcoming?

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This makes me want to run a Watership Down phalla.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    No one wins.

    AHAHAHAHAHA!!

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I REGRET NOTHING

    3DS: 2337-4267-8661
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You know someone probably could of won, but there have been various screw ups made during this game on all sides, including one from myself.
    Spoiler:

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I guess it's only fair that HB and Seriously threw this one away, since TS and Drez threw it first.

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You should change the thread title to "All parties - COMPLETE FAILURE"

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    HOORAH

    Remember guys if you have to blame someone, blame TehSpectre

    Go one everybody

    blame him

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We don't need no stinkin' winners here.

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    In the confusion of the first day, I accidently killed visblehowl off when he shouldn't of died. Stupid vigilantes.

    D :

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Here are the roles.
    Spoiler:

    And yes everyone was a special, I just felt like messing with you guys.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    HOORAH

    Remember guys if you have to blame someone, blame TehSpectre

    Go one everybody

    blame him

    I blame myself for being such a convincing liar in previous games.
    Spoiler:

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    (Yesterday: 12:53 PM)
    Drez wrote:
    TehSpectre wrote:
    HylianBunny is immune to the vote, so he is going to be one of our kills.

    Hopefully, FWD gets bandwagoned.

    Our last kill is used on Seriously.

    Game. Set. Match.

    Poor DA. =/

    Haha, yeah. That's who I was going to send in. Obviously, Seriously cannot live past tonight if this continues into an endgame, because it's over for us: whoever he votes for dies.

    Can you do that for me so I don't forget?

    That was BEFORE yesterday's narration. So imagine my surprise when I come home at 11:16 with only me dead. :/


    p.s. Sorry for dropping the ball, DA. :(

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    In the confusion of the first day, I accidently killed visblehowl off when he shouldn't of died. Stupid vigilantes.

    D :

    See MrBlarney was targeted by two people, baddy kill and vigilante ability. But then I made a mental note that I would not even bother adding some fluff to show that he was targetted by a vigilante since he did not fit criteria for it.

    But then at the end, getting all these last minute vote changes, last minute orders and whatnot, when you said you will target MrBlarney to attract any abilities to yourself, I forgot my mental note and was like "more deaths whoo."

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    And yes everyone was a special, I just felt like messing with you guys.

    I was pretty sure you were lying from the start.

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The bad guys really had this one clinched, though. And then all of a sudden Day 4 comes and I'm wondering where the baddies' PM is...

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    And yes everyone was a special, I just felt like messing with you guys.

    I was pretty sure you were lying from the start.

    Nah uh I had you all fooled!!!!!!

    Now eat your cookie and go back in your grave while I try and fix the pet store up.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    The bad guys really had this one clinched, though. And then all of a sudden Day 4 comes and I'm wondering where the baddies' PM is...
    Burning Rage!

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I can't believe DA's Miller nonsense almost worked.

    What the fuck, guys.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Who can resist a raccoon?

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I do have to congratulate TehSpectre on that insane gambit he pulled after he fucked up

    I mean, a chinchilla? Quick thinking there buddy.

    *golf clap*

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    I can't believe DA's Miller nonsense almost worked.

    What the fuck, guys.

    Hey, I would have been all over him if I hadn't been running away at the time.

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I mean what the hell.

    "You seered evil!"
    "I'm totally a miller!"
    "Okay, cool."

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    In the confusion of the first day, I accidently killed visblehowl off when he shouldn't of died. Stupid vigilantes.

    D :

    See MrBlarney was targeted by two people, baddy kill and vigilante ability. But then I made a mental note that I would not even bother adding some fluff to show that he was targetted by a vigilante since he did not fit criteria for it.

    But then at the end, getting all these last minute vote changes, last minute orders and whatnot, when you said you will target MrBlarney to attract any abilities to yourself, I forgot my mental note and was like "more deaths whoo."

    Yeah, that was a case where priority of abilities was a small issue. The baddie kill got me, while the vigilante kill got taken by visiblehowl. If the hedgehog ability had gotten priority over the guinea pig ability, then visiblehowl would have lived. If the guinea pig ability had been able to take the baddie kill, I would have lived. Eh, these things happen.

    But why did the baddies decide to sack me on Night 1?

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    I mean what the hell.

    "You seered evil!"
    "I'm totally a miller!"
    "Okay, cool."

    This one is definitely going in my playbook.

    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    In the confusion of the first day, I accidently killed visblehowl off when he shouldn't of died. Stupid vigilantes.

    D :

    See MrBlarney was targeted by two people, baddy kill and vigilante ability. But then I made a mental note that I would not even bother adding some fluff to show that he was targetted by a vigilante since he did not fit criteria for it.

    But then at the end, getting all these last minute vote changes, last minute orders and whatnot, when you said you will target MrBlarney to attract any abilities to yourself, I forgot my mental note and was like "more deaths whoo."

    Yeah, that was a case where priority of abilities was a small issue. The baddie kill got me, while the vigilante kill got taken by visiblehowl. If the hedgehog ability had gotten priority over the guinea pig ability, then visiblehowl would have lived. If the guinea pig ability had been able to take the baddie kill, I would have lived. Eh, these things happen.

    But why did the baddies decide to sack me on Night 1?

    But mainly I forgot the vigilante that target you was the Kitty and not the snake, the kitty would not of been able to kill you anways. Oh man my brain was exploding that day.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    itt: Elendil is incredulous

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    CJiwakura, why you gotta go and do such a thing.

    I mean, what a waste of a kill.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    I can't believe DA's Miller nonsense almost worked.

    What the fuck, guys.

    Hey, I would have been all over him if I hadn't been running away at the time.
    You're okay, Funks. You're okay.

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