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Terribly Sad Stories

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
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    the first time i saw this i laughed then felt bad

    Zephyr on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man, I GIS'd "saddest thing" and on the second page there's a dude getting a head job standing on a huge fountain.

    That seems pretty much like the best thing.

    #pipe on
  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
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    Berk on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    berk I love you SO MUCH

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Berk!

    I Love it! :D

    Lucky Cynic on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you are always everywhere berk.

    how do you do that?

    #pipe on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man thats natural selection though. that last chick that made it across? he's gonna grow up to be a total duck badass

    Wren on
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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I fucked this girl who I later found out is kind of a slut.

    I should probably get tested for STDs but I'm scared.

    CrossBuster on
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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sad stories?

    Hmm, there was that time I got to tell the pregnant lady in prison we were going to take her baby from her as soon as she gave birth.

    Or when we told the [6 year old] twins they'd be going to seperate care homes and that that guy they called their uncle was actually their mothers pimp and after putting her in a coma, it was probably best they didn't stay with him.

    LOL

    ascot on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Sad stories?

    Hmm, there was that time I got to tell the pregnant lady in prison we were going to take her baby from her as soon as she gave birth.

    Or when we told the [6 year old] twins they'd be going to seperate care homes and that that guy they called their uncle was actually their mothers pimp and after putting her in a coma, it was probably best they didn't stay with him.

    LOL

    LOL

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Sad stories?

    Hmm, there was that time I got to tell the pregnant lady in prison we were going to take her baby from her as soon as she gave birth.

    Or when we told the [6 year old] twins they'd be going to seperate care homes and that that guy they called their uncle was actually their mothers pimp and after putting her in a coma, it was probably best they didn't stay with him.

    LOL

    those are pretty funny despite being sad

    Wren on
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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Sad stories?

    Hmm, there was that time I got to tell the pregnant lady in prison we were going to take her baby from her as soon as she gave birth.

    Or when we told the [6 year old] twins they'd be going to seperate care homes and that that guy they called their uncle was actually their mothers pimp and after putting her in a coma, it was probably best they didn't stay with him.

    LOL

    Set to Yackety Sax

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh sweet merciful Christ. I just saw the rule 34 of Calvin and Hobbes. D:

    Just fucking kill me now.

    Critical on
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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Oh sweet merciful Christ. I just saw the rule 34 of Calvin and Hobbes. D:

    Just fucking kill me now.

    i couldn't remember that the name of the comic was Calvin and Hobbes was so i remembered that ED had a rule 34 of it so i searched it and remembered the name.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Oh sweet merciful Christ. I just saw the rule 34 of Calvin and Hobbes. D:

    Just fucking kill me now.

    I think the other one is worse. You guys know the one, where Calvin keeps walking...


    D:

    Lucky Cynic on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    some of the 34 on calvin and hobbes I've seen has been rather well drawn

    Wren on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Oh sweet merciful Christ. I just saw the rule 34 of Calvin and Hobbes. D:

    Just fucking kill me now.

    I think the other one is worse. You guys know the one, where Calvin keeps walking...


    D:

    no

    show me

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    was it the one with calvin and hobbes fucking or hobbes fucking calvin's mom or Calvin fucking susie?

    #pipe on
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Calvin and Hobbes doubleteaming the mom in the bathroom. Washing my eyes out with bleach, be right back.

    Critical on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Oh sweet merciful Christ. I just saw the rule 34 of Calvin and Hobbes. D:

    Just fucking kill me now.

    I think the other one is worse. You guys know the one, where Calvin keeps walking...


    D:

    no

    show me

    I can't find it, but Calvin talks to Hobbes as they walk along about how is must be growing up and then turns around to find Hobbes inanimate and keeps walking saying something like, "Oh, maybe he will just catch up..."

    Lucky Cynic on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    pussy

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Oh sweet merciful Christ. I just saw the rule 34 of Calvin and Hobbes. D:

    Just fucking kill me now.

    I think the other one is worse. You guys know the one, where Calvin keeps walking...


    D:

    no

    show me

    I can't find it, but Calvin talks to Hobbes as they walk along about how is must be growing up and then turns around to find Hobbes inanimate and keeps walking saying something like, "Oh, maybe he will just catch up..."

    that one is much worse.

    much worse

    #pipe on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you guys are pussies. you wouldn't last 5 seconds in the seedy underbelly of the internet

    Wren on
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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, I've seen a lot worse shit, but the C&H 34 was something I've been avoiding deliberately since I love that comic and owned every strip.

    Now next time I see it I'll picture Hobbes railing the mom in the ass.

    Fucking internet.

    Critical on
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  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Hobbes railing the mom in the ass.

    Link plz.

    Eastern Glow on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    you guys are pussies. you wouldn't last 5 seconds in the seedy underbelly of the internet

    the only shit I've seen that really made me turn white and almost vomit was over at BMEzine.
    people cutting their own dicks in half man.
    When does that get fun?

    #pipe on
  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    you guys are pussies. you wouldn't last 5 seconds in the seedy underbelly of the internet

    the only shit I've seen that really made me turn white and almost vomit was over at BMEzine.
    people cutting their own dicks in half man.
    When does that get fun?

    There's worse on there.

    chasm on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my mom doesn't love me

    that is my terribly sad story

    mully on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mully wrote: »
    my mom doesn't love me

    that is my terribly sad story

    but understandable

    Wren on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i hope your 'witty comebacks' keep you warm at night

    mully on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    they do. thank you

    Wren on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They make up for him having a smelly butt.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    They make up for him having a smelly butt.

    u fag

    Wren on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    They make up for him having a smelly butt.

    u fag

    fuck u 2

    ChicoBlue on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mom dad stop fighting

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    They make up for him having a smelly butt.

    u fag

    fuck u 2

    omg im gona hax u 1 sec

    Wren on
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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ascot wrote: »

    Hmm, there was that time I got to tell the pregnant lady in prison we were going to take her baby from her as soon as she gave birth.


    Ahahah, oh wow. Her face must have been red.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dublo, I enjoy your rotating sig. You should have Broken in there, though.

    Critical on
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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »

    Hmm, there was that time I got to tell the pregnant lady in prison we were going to take her baby from her as soon as she gave birth.


    Ahahah, oh wow. Her face must have been red.


    She couldn't understand that after she left her other baby in some crack den to be raised by wolves or some shit, she wouldn't be allowed to keep this one either.

    ascot on
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