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Are you like that blind kid who developed echolocation to overcome his blindness, except with developing godlike oral skills to overcome your nonfunctioning penis? Or were you good before your paralysis?
Unless you got hit while you had cancer. That'd be salt in the wound.
we figure that God couldn't kill him with lightning, so he had to resort to cancer
tricky bastard
:lol:
okay so what is with people who are struck by lightning lots of times and them not dying from being struck by lightning
I was still cock-strong until about early 2004. My physical therapist then had me join a support group for paras and quads about sexual life after paralysis. It's taught by both male and female instructors on how best to perform working with your limitations. Actually quite fun and informative.
Also, I'm not paralyized. I just have muscle disfunction. I can walk with cripple-sticks, or even a cane over short distances. I use the chair on exceptionally bad days, or when I'll be moving long distances. I've spent the past year in rehab and training to be able to walk down the beach on my honeymoon. So after 4 years of effort, I can finally take Summer on the honeymoon I couldn't take her on when we got married.
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You have to pay for the tickets.
Ahahahahaha.
Heart-rending stuff.
...this story i shall not share
no can do
I just paid for THIS PIMP ASS SHIT
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dayum
and also i wanted to share something with you guys
well
i have a penis
a penis
with michael and jan
and the picture
In-room butler.
24-hour room service.
I want filet-mignon at 4am? It's there.
rock-star shit allupins.
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Haha, that is the place that Michael Scott went to on the Office.
That place sounds pretty awesome.
Take me with you.
well i don't even know, but it is a high number
except without the love
I have never watched the office.
But this place is awesome.
and the best part? The very best fucking part?
no children allowed
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not for this
paid in cash up front
you know how I roll
all around town in a big-body benz with two dollars in gas
shit... wut wut
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you are a mad man
I know right?
I was trying to remember the whole line but couldn't.
very white
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