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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    They're in a goddam library. What do you want, Einsteins grand daughter.

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  • edited August 2007
    ege02 wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    You're making excuses. You'll never find out for sure unless you go talk to them.

    Thhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    In recent years, I've found that to be a very bad indicator of personality. Even interesting, smart, engaging girls can dress in stuff from Express or the Gap.

    If that's what you're meaning to indicate, at least. I once met a girl that had the classic valley girl accent, but we talked about Carl Rogers and Albert Ellis for hours.

    Spoiler:
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The bugger better log in tonight so I can get all the codes he has on him.

    I had like these card codes for that freebie game and all these little bits of info I had collected and ARGH DAMN YOU AUNTIE.

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  • edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    They're in a goddam library. What do you want, Einsteins grand daughter.

    It's the school library. Plenty of people use school (and public) libraries who aren't smart/don't have nerdy interests.

  • edited August 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    The bugger better log in tonight so I can get all the codes he has on him.

    I had like these card codes for that freebie game and all these little bits of info I had collected and ARGH DAMN YOU AUNTIE.

    That's it. Keep going.

    Yum yum yum.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    They're in a goddam library. What do you want, Einsteins grand daughter.

    Does she have huge jubblies?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    I can't post pictures when I'm jailed, can I? Boo, and I got some pictures of Wicket to show off today.

    Spoiler:
  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    In recent years, I've found that to be a very bad indicator of personality. Even interesting, smart, engaging girls can dress in stuff from Express or the Gap.

    If that's what you're meaning to indicate, at least. I once met a girl that had the classic valley girl accent, but we talked about Carl Rogers and Albert Ellis for hours.

    Seriously. I mean, if clothing was such a strong indicator of personality, nobody would be talking to Incenjucar right now.

    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    They're in a goddam library. What do you want, Einsteins grand daughter.

    Does she have huge jubblies?

    Let's just say Newtown can't accurately predict their gravity.

    My Dark Souls 2 Diary Day 6 and 7 Updated
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    They're in a goddam library. What do you want, Einsteins grand daughter.

    Does she have huge jubblies?

    Let's just say Newtown can't accurately predict their gravity.

    Then yes.

  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    guys guys guys stop objectifying womenz olol

    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
  • GimGim The Keymaster of D&D [chat] Inside of a dog statueRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You people have grown a lovely forest of quote trees.

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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    You're making excuses. You'll never find out for sure unless you go talk to them.

    Thhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth.

    Besides what the romantic comedies and teen soap operas tell you, sometimes you can doom a relationship by expressing your feelings.

    In general, you should never seem too interested - and it should never look like you're trying too hard (you can try hard, just don't look like you're trying hard). It's better to wait until you've at least slept together a few times before you start talking about 'feelings'.

    Spoiler:
  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm glad Cat's on a bus right now.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck, I just spilled a full, tall glass of water all over my keyboard. So far it seems fine, but fuuuuuck.

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Edgewood wrote: »
    Fuck, I just spilled a full, tall glass of water all over my keyboard. So far it seems fine, but fuuuuuck.

    I love that instead of instantly turning off the machine and beginning the drying process, you immediately hit keys that even know as a result of your actions may be spreading water to the circuit boards...

    My Dark Souls 2 Diary Day 6 and 7 Updated
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Let's play "Spot the Narcissist!"

    Spoiler:
  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Yeah, but it might be depressing.

  • GimGim The Keymaster of D&D [chat] Inside of a dog statueRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Let's play "Spot the Narcissist!"

    Hush, you know you would.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    See my game reviews at: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=strangegamer
  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

    But twin porn does swift business.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    If the latter, then DEFINITELY yes.

    If the former...Depends on how good I could be made to look in a dress.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

    So you'd have sex with everything then.

    My Dark Souls 2 Diary Day 6 and 7 Updated
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  • edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

    So, you never have sex, then?

  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    See my game reviews at: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=strangegamer
  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

    Close enough.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

    It's got the right parts and the cute face.

    Close enough.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Thirded. Well, if I wasn't in a relationship.

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I would be an ugly clone, either sex.

    Infact, we would probably get into a broken bottle fight.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

    Yeah, I've got a pretty feminine build already. I might fuck me with tits.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On this same train of thought, you could also do Solid Snake because he's a clone. But you know, not a woman.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ege02 wrote: »

    The kitty-jesus one is the best.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »

    The kitty-jesus one is the best.

    I felt like such a bad person when I laughed at the Steve Irwin one. Poor Bindi.

    Spoiler:
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    This [chat] title fails.

    The wittiness should precede the [chat] if at all possible.

    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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