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Try working fat chicks. They're easier than jobs and they pay more.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Thats all I really need to say.
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But apparently they have restrictions vision!
yes
you have to see in stereo you freak
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he's only got one eye
EDIT: damnit stale
Are you saying you don't have an accurate gaydar?
I outran someone
you should feel pretty fucking worthless
because damn
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i have incredible eyesight in that one eye!
you know this whole one eye thing took away many career options
like, game warden, armed forces, firefighter
sorely disappointed
I know a game warden with one arm.
Maybe you just need to check into other states.
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yeah i'd rather stay in texas
don't lie
Works pretty well.
It makes me pretty good money i guess.
I don't really like telling people what i do for a living because the pre-judge me
He wants to interview me at Panera's Bread.
Is this a trap?
cutting down trees all day and getting to eat huge stacks of pancakes solid meaty meals for dinner, oh man, the life
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Standing in one place for 8 hours serving grumpy people.
Yes I know the yoghurt is on its side, that is why my hand is in the bag trying to straighten them up.
If you mean me.
I am male, and we have a uniform.
having a job you enjoy that pays the bills is a pretty amazing thing.
you obviously don't know fiz very well
It's not a job per se; just a way of occupying my time, really.
I do not know fiz :\
You could go into a bar and say "Mets suck", Mr. Posada.
i thought you already did that
seeing as how you never call anymore cuntbag
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Odoe, my Odoe! <3
How I've missed you!
Send me porn.
my ends now meet as they should
nice to see someone has had a life around here
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Haha. Don't think that my absence indicates I've had a life.
I can only blame myself for not specifying straight porn kthxbai.