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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    No I haven't,

    I will look and see if I can find it
    It's a year or two old, it might be under a different article heading. Customer Horror Stories or something. There was two of them, if I recall.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i pump gas.

    its minimum wage, but i get tips, usually around 5 or more a day.

    i hear in the winter regular 20-30 dollar days aren't that uncommon. (huzzah for freezing fucking michigan winters) i also got to see a boob at this job a while back... it was a big ol' fat boobie, but who cares it was a boob.

    Then in the fall i help process deer at a meat market, skin them, cut them up, package them, its great money if you can stomach it.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    haha this shit is hilarious.

    I'm up in Canada though, there aren't that many situations like these from my experience so far.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So far.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I wonder if I should carry a knife.

    I think there's a lot of knife wielding drunks per capita in my area.

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Do you know how to use one?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    I wonder if I should carry a knife.

    I think there's a lot of knife wielding drunks per capita in my area.

    you see i covered this back in the knife thread we had a while back

    carrying a knife is handy because it's a tool

    but if you don't know how to fight with a knife, fucking don't.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    In terms of fighting with one, no.

    I wonder if there is a knife fighting school nearby.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TDL wrote: »
    Do you know how to use one?

    It's a knife... just swing/stab.

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    If you don't know how to use a knife then I would suggest carrying a hand grenade at all times. Pretty hard to fuck that one up.

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Do you know how to use one?

    It's a knife... just swing/stab.

    Good luck with that.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    "The pointy end goes into the other man"

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TDL wrote: »
    If you don't know how to use a knife then I would suggest carrying a hand grenade at all times. Pretty hard to fuck that one up.

    anchorman_brick_grenade.jpg

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey, he killed a man. With a trident.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    "The pointy end goes into the other man"

    god I was so close to typing this

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I would have gone with "Stick them with the pointy end!"

    But I'm a huge Game of Thrones fan.

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work two jobs.

    My first job is a campus job at my college. Officially, my title is "lab consultant". Basically I get paid minimum wage to surf the internet, do homework, and fill printers. The pay sucks, but it will make a nice title on my resume, and it's easy as shit.

    My second job is at a local EB games. Close to minimum wage, but at a very easy-going store, and the discounts/retail loyalty sites are worth their weight in gold.

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    i go to high school during the day, work at dominos in the afternoon, and go to cleet courses at night. it makes me sleepy.

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    Futt BuckerFutt Bucker CTRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i go to high school during the day, work at stop and shop in the afternoon, and go to sleep at night. it makes me sleepy.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TDL wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Do you know how to use one?

    It's a knife... just swing/stab.

    Good luck with that.

    Dungeons and Dragons lists daggers/knives as Simple Weapons...

    How hard can they be, really?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Do you know how to use one?

    It's a knife... just swing/stab.

    Good luck with that.

    Dungeons and Dragons lists daggers/knives as Simple Weapons...

    How hard can they be, really?

    the equation changes when another person is coming after you with a knife as well

    besides that was the dumbest post ever

    d&d your character is supposed to have a basic grasp of combat anyway

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Do you know how to use one?

    It's a knife... just swing/stab.

    Good luck with that.

    Dungeons and Dragons lists daggers/knives as Simple Weapons...

    How hard can they be, really?

    the equation changes when another person is coming after you with a knife as well

    besides that was the dumbest post ever

    d&d your character is supposed to have a basic grasp of combat anyway

    you just might be the dumb one here for thinking he was serious



    just sayin

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Do you know how to use one?

    It's a knife... just swing/stab.

    Good luck with that.

    Dungeons and Dragons lists daggers/knives as Simple Weapons...

    How hard can they be, really?

    the equation changes when another person is coming after you with a knife as well

    besides that was the dumbest post ever

    d&d your character is supposed to have a basic grasp of combat anyway

    you just might be the dumb one here for thinking he was serious



    just sayin

    Sshh....

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Do you know how to use one?

    It's a knife... just swing/stab.

    Good luck with that.

    Dungeons and Dragons lists daggers/knives as Simple Weapons...

    How hard can they be, really?

    the equation changes when another person is coming after you with a knife as well

    besides that was the dumbest post ever

    d&d your character is supposed to have a basic grasp of combat anyway

    you just might be the dumb one here for thinking he was serious



    just sayin

    Sshh....

    i'm just sayin

    besides, have you seen the people posting around here lately

    the intellectual level has dropped because the flood gates of the retard river have been opened

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    Do you know how to use one?

    It's a knife... just swing/stab.

    Good luck with that.

    Dungeons and Dragons lists daggers/knives as Simple Weapons...

    How hard can they be, really?

    the equation changes when another person is coming after you with a knife as well

    besides that was the dumbest post ever

    d&d your character is supposed to have a basic grasp of combat anyway

    you just might be the dumb one here for thinking he was serious



    just sayin

    Sshh....

    i'm just sayin

    besides, have you seen the people posting around here lately

    the intellectual level has dropped because the flood gates of the retard river have been opened

    I don't know, mallow is throwing off the ratios on dumb new people

    I also read that the first time as "retard liver"

    ok, the first 3 times. I'm a little tired.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    screw carrying a knife

    go for one of those telescoping batons.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I can understand the need to know some things, but how much do you REALLY need to know?
    I know I can expect to cut my own fingers with my own knife if I don't use it correctly (like a stab to the ribs which doesn't penetrate or something).
    I'd mostly just carry it to make myself feel safer. I really don't think I'd ever have to even pull it out.
    It makes me so uneasy to even think about this shit. I have to go to work an hour and a half.

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    LeXoAnvilLeXoAnvil Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    screw carrying a knife

    go for one of those telescoping batons.

    we have a winner.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    screw carrying a knife

    go for one of those telescoping batons.


    Can I see your club?

    Its not a club son, its a baton.

    What do you use if for?

    Clubbing people.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TDL wrote: »
    If you don't know how to use a knife then I would suggest carrying a hand grenade at all times. Pretty hard to fuck that one up.

    this was for the awful comics thread
    but it is topical

    badcomicknife.jpg

    knives won't do crap all if someone else has a long range weapon
    it's like the boomerang and the dumbass with the flail in zelda:lttp
    useless

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mully wrote: »
    TDL wrote: »
    If you don't know how to use a knife then I would suggest carrying a hand grenade at all times. Pretty hard to fuck that one up.

    this was for the awful comics thread
    but it is topical

    badcomicknife.jpg

    knives won't do crap all if someone else has a long range weapon
    it's like the boomerang and the dumbass with the flail in zelda:lttp
    useless
    good point

    he should probably carry a javelin

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    gazamc wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    How do the guys that give out overnight parking tickets sleep at night?

    on piles of money

    Well, if they're giving out overnight parking tickets, I assume they aren't sleeping at night.

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    erisian popeerisian pope Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    [pretend like he's talking about his penis here, ok?]
    I'd mostly just carry it to make myself feel safer. I really don't think I'd ever have to even pull it out.
    It makes me so uneasy to even think about this shit. I have to go to work an hour and a half.

    olol

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I make a lot of money for not a lot of work.

    On the side, I'm also developing a website service under my first LLC, and am working up a business plan to open a bar in the next two years.

    Yay.

    Rage on
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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I did the exact same job as Carl before I left for college.
    Decent pay for almost no work, and no interaction with the idiots. Kickass.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm currently temping at WaMu, in the auditing department. It's not exactly exciting, but it pays the bills. However, the stupid bitch in the cubicle across from me has the fucking worst smoker's cough I've ever heard from someone who's not constantly taking oxygen. It's fucking obnoxious, every two minutes it sounds like she's losing a goddamn lung. She need to fucking stop fucking smoking before I beat the holy hell out of her, because how can you be that fucking retarded?

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Do you really mean to ask that question? Really?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I get paid to go drink beer with Weaver.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I trained a new dude today. He seems to learn pretty fast, even though I suck at training!

    Because of this, I'll probably be moved into the plateroom in the next couple weeks. Everyone seems happy for me, especially the people in the plateroom, as they're shorthanded right now.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I am a Production Technician at a television station.

    I make graphics, run audio and direct the live broadcast (no, not all at the same time).

    Basically, I get into work at 3:45am and make fun of all the stupid people on the news until I leave in the middle of the afternoon.

    I also just produced for the first time over the weekend. All 24 hours of our local Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon.

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