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  • JonkeybzazJonkeybzaz __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    Someone please explain to me the concept of lurking when we're in a social forum that everyone posts one-liners in. I could understand lurking in a debate forum or whatnot, but not a little chat forum.

    Thanks in advance

    · Agree Awesome
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    · Agree Awesome
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited September 2007
    it is what it is

    · Agree Awesome
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Jonkeybzaz wrote: »
    Someone please explain to me the concept of lurking when we're in a social forum that everyone posts one-liners in. I could understand lurking in a debate forum or whatnot, but not a little chat forum.

    Thanks in advance

    man, all we post is one-liners?

    get the fuck out

    you make me want to stab things

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    · Agree Awesome
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    zkHcp.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jonkey


    you are fucking retarded

    zkHcp.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    · Agree Awesome
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Out of context, that's quite amusing.

    · Agree Awesome
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you
    don't leave me again baby

    you know i love you

    i just want this to work

    zkHcp.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited September 2007
    a bachelor's in burger fucking

    · Agree Awesome
  • JonkeybzazJonkeybzaz __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    Hey, my first grade teacher taught me there's no such thing as a stupid question.

    She also said that Columbus discovered America in 1492 and that this was a great thing.

    I don't know about you, but that's pretty convincing teaching right there.

    · Agree Awesome
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sperger fucking

    WIMBLIN.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you
    don't leave me again baby

    you know i love you

    i just want this to work

    we need to invest in a swing

    that way we can get this shit done without either one of us having to do any work at all

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    · Agree Awesome
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Elementary school history was a load of bollocks.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
    · Agree Awesome
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    oh god guys I just got the creepiest PM

    SUBJECT: gay application form
    Slacker71 wrote:
    I would write more, but I believe you are about 1/3 my age.

    33aqfwk.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited September 2007
    damn it.

    · Agree Awesome
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited September 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    oh god guys I just got the creepiest PM

    SUBJECT: gay application form
    Slacker71 wrote:
    I would write more, but I believe you are about 1/3 my age.

    you love it

    · Agree Awesome
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    how about you trim that quote tree instead

    how 'bout no

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    · Agree Awesome
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you
    don't leave me again baby

    you know i love you

    i just want this to work

    we need to invest in a swing

    that way we can get this shit done without either one of us having to do any work at all

    yeah and then we could try out this new thing i read about with the dog

    zkHcp.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    no i am actually thoroughly creeped out

    33aqfwk.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you
    don't leave me again baby

    you know i love you

    i just want this to work

    we need to invest in a swing

    that way we can get this shit done without either one of us having to do any work at all

    yeah and then we could try out this new thing i read about with the dog

    i'm kind of squeamish about the teeth though

    dogs have some wicked sharp chompers

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    · Agree Awesome
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    no i am actually thoroughly creeped out
    he's been watching you



    waiting

    zkHcp.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited September 2007
    you could say we was lurking

    · Agree Awesome
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you
    don't leave me again baby

    you know i love you

    i just want this to work

    we need to invest in a swing

    that way we can get this shit done without either one of us having to do any work at all

    yeah and then we could try out this new thing i read about with the dog

    i'm kind of squeamish about the teeth though

    dogs have some wicked sharp chompers
    you know how you can get cats declawed?

    yeah that's part of it

    zkHcp.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If I had realized shit was heating up so in this thread, I would've been in here sooner.

    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
    · Agree Awesome
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    If I had realized shit was heating up so in this thread, I would've been in here sooner.

    You missed the best of it.

    WIMBLIN.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Batawang.jpg

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    · Agree Awesome
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    haha, yeah I remember drawing that.

    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
    · Agree Awesome
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you
    don't leave me again baby

    you know i love you

    i just want this to work

    we need to invest in a swing

    that way we can get this shit done without either one of us having to do any work at all

    yeah and then we could try out this new thing i read about with the dog

    i'm kind of squeamish about the teeth though

    dogs have some wicked sharp chompers
    you know how you can get cats declawed?

    yeah that's part of it

    do we grind up the teeth and use them as an aphrodisiac?

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    · Agree Awesome
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you
    don't leave me again baby

    you know i love you

    i just want this to work

    we need to invest in a swing

    that way we can get this shit done without either one of us having to do any work at all

    yeah and then we could try out this new thing i read about with the dog

    i'm kind of squeamish about the teeth though

    dogs have some wicked sharp chompers
    you know how you can get cats declawed?

    yeah that's part of it

    do we grind up the teeth and use them as an aphrodisiac?
    it's kinda like acupuncture

    but the blood is the real prize

    helps the rest of it flow smoothly

    zkHcp.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you
    don't leave me again baby

    you know i love you

    i just want this to work

    we need to invest in a swing

    that way we can get this shit done without either one of us having to do any work at all

    yeah and then we could try out this new thing i read about with the dog

    i'm kind of squeamish about the teeth though

    dogs have some wicked sharp chompers
    you know how you can get cats declawed?

    yeah that's part of it

    do we grind up the teeth and use them as an aphrodisiac?
    it's kinda like acupuncture

    but the blood is the real prize

    helps the rest of it flow smoothly

    should i bring some buckets?

    don't want to lose all my blood

    can't let the damn russkies get it

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    · Agree Awesome
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you
    don't leave me again baby

    you know i love you

    i just want this to work

    we need to invest in a swing

    that way we can get this shit done without either one of us having to do any work at all

    yeah and then we could try out this new thing i read about with the dog

    i'm kind of squeamish about the teeth though

    dogs have some wicked sharp chompers
    you know how you can get cats declawed?

    yeah that's part of it

    do we grind up the teeth and use them as an aphrodisiac?
    it's kinda like acupuncture

    but the blood is the real prize

    helps the rest of it flow smoothly

    should i bring some buckets?

    don't want to lose all my blood

    can't let the damn russkies get it
    don't worry

    i've got plenty of both to spare

    zkHcp.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am bored of you all
    i told you i could change


    we can start using meat instead of ball gags

    that's not a big change

    all you gotta do is bend you legs that extra inch

    i've been stretching every day


    i just don't think i can maybe if you'd help sometimes

    and i didn't have to do all the work

    look, if i have to get off my ass to do this, i'm just going to go back to fucking my sister

    at least she doesn't bitch about it as much as you
    don't leave me again baby

    you know i love you

    i just want this to work

    we need to invest in a swing

    that way we can get this shit done without either one of us having to do any work at all

    yeah and then we could try out this new thing i read about with the dog

    i'm kind of squeamish about the teeth though

    dogs have some wicked sharp chompers
    you know how you can get cats declawed?

    yeah that's part of it

    do we grind up the teeth and use them as an aphrodisiac?
    it's kinda like acupuncture

    but the blood is the real prize

    helps the rest of it flow smoothly

    should i bring some buckets?

    don't want to lose all my blood

    can't let the damn russkies get it
    don't worry

    i've got plenty of both to spare

    you have some spare russkies?

    this might be the best night ever

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
    · Agree Awesome
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    no i am actually thoroughly creeped out

    geez sorrry. I thought you might want to get your paperwork in early is all

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    · Agree Awesome
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    no i am actually thoroughly creeped out

    geez sorrry. I thought you might want to get your paperwork in early is all
    hahahaha

    33aqfwk.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Please wait 6 - 8 weeks before suckin' dicks

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    · Agree Awesome
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You'll need to take a new picture for your license

    you'll also need to register your equipment so that you can pay your use tax and emissions fees

    · Agree Awesome
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    nocturnal emission tax

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    · Agree Awesome
  • ZebesianPirateZebesianPirate Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    nocturnal emission tax

    Is that a flat fee or does it go up by the emission?

    thrownroomsigss2.png
    · Agree Awesome
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ZebesianPirate wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    nocturnal emission tax

    Is that a flat fee or does it go up by the emission?

    it's a use tax

    so the end user foots the bill

    · Agree Awesome
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