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Secret Satans 2013 - SE++ Edition

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Anyone have a gift suggestion for a Chemistry professor? Nothing tech-savvy ( he doesn't carry a cell phone) and something reasonably priced. Three of us in the office are looking for a holiday present for the chair of the department.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    A molecular gastronomy kit thing like on think geek?

    @sassori http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e71f/?srp=1 this I mean.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Another good Maverick alternative is this Target exclusive one I keep seeing

    It's a five shot revolver, and has a sort of zombie theme going on

    What's neat (at least for me) is that I can thumb back the hammer with my firing hand, making it a rare one handed Nerf gun

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    A molecular gastronomy kit thing like on think geek?

    @sassori http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e71f/?srp=1 this I mean.

    Hmm. Maybe. He's an older guy. He might think it's neat, but I don't know if he would actually use it. I'll add it to the list of possibilities.

    Also is @DrZiplock offering you guys bribes? Between here and the job thread every suggestion I have so far is from ThinkGeek!

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Another good Maverick alternative is this Target exclusive one I keep seeing

    It's a five shot revolver, and has a sort of zombie theme going on

    What's neat (at least for me) is that I can thumb back the hammer with my firing hand, making it a rare one handed Nerf gun

    This one? Wow, that looks cool. Maybe I'll swing by after work...

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    That's the one. I've been eyeing it for a while now.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Another good Maverick alternative is this Target exclusive one I keep seeing

    It's a five shot revolver, and has a sort of zombie theme going on

    What's neat (at least for me) is that I can thumb back the hammer with my firing hand, making it a rare one handed Nerf gun

    This one? Wow, that looks cool. Maybe I'll swing by after work...
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Another good Maverick alternative is this Target exclusive one I keep seeing

    It's a five shot revolver, and has a sort of zombie theme going on

    What's neat (at least for me) is that I can thumb back the hammer with my firing hand, making it a rare one handed Nerf gun

    This one? Wow, that looks cool. Maybe I'll swing by after work...
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Another good Maverick alternative is this Target exclusive one I keep seeing

    It's a five shot revolver, and has a sort of zombie theme going on

    What's neat (at least for me) is that I can thumb back the hammer with my firing hand, making it a rare one handed Nerf gun

    This one? Wow, that looks cool. Maybe I'll swing by after work...

    Oh wow I really like the look of that gun.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I want to get my brother a cool toy he wants for Christmas for our action figure shelf.

    We're going to replace our neca leonidas and my undead rogue duder.

    Anyway he wants this gao-gai-gar anime robot toy and I wanna get something too but it's been so long since I looked at action figures.

    I'm thinking of this revoltech Metal Gear thing.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Personalized Pocket Protector

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Is he married or have kids?

    I'm leaning toward a periodic table shower curtain.

    Also a huge batch of blue rock candy in a little tupperware container

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    metal really likes that gun you guys

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I have a Maverick I've modded up a little bit and a Strongarm that's just derestricted.

    Any time someone wants to get in a Nerf fight with me, I give them the Strongarm so that they have a chance in hell, because it wrecks the fuck out of a Maverick. The slam fire is really sweet.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That's a really cool nerf gun.

    I would get a bunch of nerf guns but I have no one to play nerf with.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    My favorite current Nerf gun is the sawed off shotgun

    This one: BsUKxi5.jpg

    Currently all I have are that and an old modded out Maverick

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That looks rad.

    I remember those buzz bee double barrel break action ones.

    Those were fun.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    The really neat thing about this one is that the reloading process (it's a breach action, as the name barrel break implies) also fully cocks it

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Yeah actually that looks really cool.

    Very Mad Max.

    Also I think the nerf stampede looks good.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I'm glad my folks have interests I can cater to by listening to the CBC radio. Just before my mom's birthday, I heard a band that she'd like (and did). The other day I heard of a book about a woman traveling around for geneology work, and my dad is super into researching our family history, so I figure he'll find that interesting.

    Good luck finding stuff for Blake's folks, Viv and Blake.

    What book is that? My grandmother would probably dig on that pretty hard.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I got my mom a book of literary-themed cocktail recipes, called Tequila Mockingbird

    It might be the most perfect present for her ever

    One of the recipes is called Infinte Zest, which makes me laugh and laugh

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I think I saw that book the other day

    It's pretty funny but the recipes kind of blow

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    When I was in second year we had to design a mechanism that had four moving parts for a project. My group's idea? The trigger system for a homemade Nerf gun.

    So I made a sweet hardwood handle with my dad's flooring tools. Another member of the group had a small shop at home because he used to be a mechanical technician. He took two shock springs and an aluminum tube to make the piston. We used the 3D printer required by the project to make the trigger.

    The first time we shot a dart with it, it left a welt on my friend's neck. It was SO GOOD.

    And then in fourth year engineering we had a project that was basically "make a robotic thing i don't care." Which of course meant it was time to continue my life's work and modify a Nerf gun into a roving version of the Sentry from TF2. We took a Nerf Vulcan, added heat sensors to it, and mounted it on a roving platform we made. It could wander the halls of the building, find a target and then hold down the trigger until it couldn't sense life anymore. We also meant to add an Identify-Friend-or-Foe thing, where you could have a transponder to identify you as an ally it wouldn't shoot at, but we added it too last minute and had too many issues with power drain.

    I... I like Nerf guns, guys.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    I think I have a terrible video of the thing in action lying around somewhere. I should see if I can find it...

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Infinite Zest should just be (spoilers I guess?):
    A glass of straight Wild Turkey, microwaved.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I got my mom a book of literary-themed cocktail recipes, called Tequila Mockingbird

    It might be the most perfect present for her ever

    One of the recipes is called Infinte Zest, which makes me laugh and laugh

    I don't know if it is still there, but there was/is a bar called Tequila Mockingbird in Ocean City, Maryland.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    I have had a crazy weekend, so pictures to come but...

    Thanks to the awesome XBox One connector from @PRD! :D
    I got an official PA Satan this year, wooo! Thank you! Can't wait to try it out:3

    (I'll update the chains and such later today)

    neville on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    jesus @Usagi, that was some 'Sea for Catwoman' shit right there

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Someone pick a number from 1-100.
    I only need one post of it.

    Thanks. :)

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    SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    49

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    19.8724678227864

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    8

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    49 has been picked!
    Thank you. :)

    Back about your business, all. Let the demonic elves work their charms.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    geth, roll 1d100

    1d100 63 [1d100=63]

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    PRDPRD Kristin Lindsay I am a meat popsicle.Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    I have had a crazy weekend, so pictures to come but...

    Thanks to the awesome XBox One connector from @PRD! :D

    I got an official PA Satan this year, wooo! Thank you! Can't wait to try it out:3

    (I'll update the chains and such later today)

    WHAAAT my name was on it?? DARN IT, GIFT OPTIONS! DARN YOU DIRECTLY TO THE STYX! Anyway there is more coming. Maybe you won't expect anything el..... dammit.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    To my Satan... I also own an Xbox One now.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    To my Satan....'Sup

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    To my Satan I would like to say

    http://youtu.be/HlsA-BszHMI

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    SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    Kitty

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    "Oh Long Johnson"? Really?

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I have used the name O'Dohn Pyaano in a D&D Adventure before

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