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Secret Satans 2013 - SE++ Edition

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I got something else from my Satan.

    It was a digital PC Gamer magazine on steam with TF2 map analysis and stuff.

    It was pretty neat and I learned some things to better kill people in virtual combat!

    Edit: Oh yeah and buying that also gave me a Genuine Killer Exclusive TF2 hat.

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    Isoldae on
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Another good Maverick alternative is this Target exclusive one I keep seeing

    It's a five shot revolver, and has a sort of zombie theme going on

    What's neat (at least for me) is that I can thumb back the hammer with my firing hand, making it a rare one handed Nerf gun

    This one? Wow, that looks cool. Maybe I'll swing by after work...

    after action report: holy shit this is a great nerf gun everybody buy your satan two of them for dual wielding action

    of course just one for me since I already have one B)

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Please don't buy me Nerf stuff. You can send mine to Naphtali.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    that's why you're the best plut

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I got something else from my Satan.

    It was a digital PC Gamer magazine on steam with TF2 map analysis and stuff.

    It was pretty neat and I learned some things to better kill people in virtual combat!

    Talk about a backhanded present! "Merry Christmas!... You could really use some help..."

    Satan's a jerk. Yeah, I said it.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I just need one pistol, the other hand will be hopefully holding some Nerf melee...

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I just need one pistol, the other hand will be hopefully holding some Nerf melee...

    Drive closer, I want to hit it with my sword?

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    @Isoldae

    YOU ARE SUMMONED:

    My time as Satan's missives is over. Face it. Technology moves too fast; Don't you miss the cent distant item? Keep Cobb in mind. The Cardinals are set in their ways. They'll disagree on positions between themselves, though they say the same thing. Two things have been left unsaid.

    6:30 10:40 12:30 10:15 9:55 11:05 7:45 8:30 12:20 6:05 3:30 2:50 4:35 1:15 10:40 12:50 9:35

    21:20 14:30 17:35 18:00 22:30 20:30 15:40 12:45 21:15 18:40

    BCNU

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    oh lord

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Fishman you are my only hope!

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    BCNU = Burning Circle Notorious Usagi

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    @Isoldae

    YOU ARE SUMMONED:

    My time as Satan's missives is over. Face it. Technology moves too fast; Don't you miss the cent distant item? Keep Cobb in mind. The Cardinals are set in their ways. They'll disagree on positions between themselves, though they say the same thing. Two things have been left unsaid.

    6:30 10:40 12:30 10:15 9:55 11:05 7:45 8:30 12:20 6:05 3:30 2:50 4:35 1:15 10:40 12:50 9:35

    21:20 14:30 17:35 18:00 22:30 20:30 15:40 12:45 21:15 18:40

    BCNU

    I've seen the wire.

    I know how to solve this. (I really don't)

    Maybe they are clock angles?

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    BCNU = Burning Circle Notorious Usagi

    Sorry, I don't watch Naruto

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gee, I hope I get the gift of feeling like a dumbass next Christmas. Good luck, Isoldae!

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    @Isoldae

    YOU ARE SUMMONED:

    My time as Satan's missives is over. Face it. Technology moves too fast; Don't you miss the cent distant item? Keep Cobb in mind. The Cardinals are set in their ways. They'll disagree on positions between themselves, though they say the same thing. Two things have been left unsaid.

    6:30 10:40 12:30 10:15 9:55 11:05 7:45 8:30 12:20 6:05 3:30 2:50 4:35 1:15 10:40 12:50 9:35

    21:20 14:30 17:35 18:00 22:30 20:30 15:40 12:45 21:15 18:40

    BCNU

    "Face" & time points towards clocks.

    Technology moving too fast makes me think its pointing away from digital clocks.

    cent distant item, no clue

    Cobb combined with clocks makes me go here: http://www.cobbcoclocks.com/

    Cardinals probably means Cardinal directions of North, South, East, West. They always point to their respective directions. Keep that in mind on a clock face perhaps.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Ok the smallest angles between all of these are the following.

    15
    80
    165
    142.5
    32.5
    57.5
    37.5
    75
    110
    152.5
    75
    145
    72.5
    52.5
    80
    85
    77.5

    110
    105
    42.5
    180
    135
    75
    130
    112.5
    172.5
    40

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    hey @goose! i found a picture of you

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    mully wrote: »
    hey @goose! i found a picture of you

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    I scared my dog with laughter just now

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    this is what i got for the fist line:

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    dont see a recognizable pattern at first glance

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Nogs your angles are off.

    630 doesn't have it's numbers aligned. The little hand is at 195 degrees and 30 is at 180

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Has science gone too far?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The other thing I don't get is why switch to 24 hour time if we are looking at an analogue clock

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    the angle idea is interesting

    might also go along with the cardinal directions.

    latitude and longitude degrees?

    Nogs on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Yeah see the issue with that is that there are sixteen cardinal directions but 26 letters.

    Additionally what angle do you use, midpoint?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Another good Maverick alternative is this Target exclusive one I keep seeing

    It's a five shot revolver, and has a sort of zombie theme going on

    What's neat (at least for me) is that I can thumb back the hammer with my firing hand, making it a rare one handed Nerf gun

    just a heads up, the Rebelle Sweet Revenge, one of the nerf "girls" guns, is the exact same gun with a few cosmetic differences, and is available everywhere.

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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    there are also 32 point compasses
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_the_compass

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    "2 things have been left unsaid"

    Makes me think that we're dealing with a 24-rep code representing all but 2 of the letters of the alphabet.

    So we're probably trying to resolve these into some sort of 24-hour thing.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    "2 things have been left unsaid"

    Makes me think that we're delaing with a 24-rep code representing all but 2 of the letters of the alphabet.

    So we're probably trying to resolve these into some sort of 24-hour thing.

    I thought two things left unsaid just meant the two lines (presumably two sentences)

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    "cent" could also mean Celsius measurement, further strengthening 'degrees' theory

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    also, Ty Cobb in the military "was given the rank of captain underneath the command of Major Branch Rickey, the president of the St. Louis Cardinals"

    but that can't possibly have anything to do with this


    ....right?

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Could it be semaphore?

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    THIS RABBIT HOLE KEEPS GETTING DEEPER

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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    Have you looked at the compass clock cipher yet? ;)

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Isoldae's satan wants to deform their spine???

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Nogs wrote: »
    this is what i got for the fist line:

    0bzb.jpg

    dont see a recognizable pattern at first glance

    in semaphore this would be:

    *space* I-D-Y-O-U-H-A-V-E-F-U-N-W-I-T-H


    oh my god i think this is it

    Nogs on
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    that first line is almost 'Did you have fun with'

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    holy shit

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    Nogs wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    this is what i got for the fist line:

    0bzb.jpg

    dont see a recognizable pattern at first glance

    in semaphore this would be:

    *space* I-D-Y-O-U-H-A-V-E-F-U-N-W-I-T-H


    oh my god i think this is it

    second line is

    S-E-N-D-C-A-M-P-R-A


    send campra?

    hrmm...maybe not

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Nogs wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    this is what i got for the fist line:

    0bzb.jpg

    dont see a recognizable pattern at first glance

    in semaphore this would be:

    *space* I-D-Y-O-U-H-A-V-E-F-U-N-W-I-T-H


    oh my god i think this is it

    second line is

    S-E-N-D-C-A-M-P-R-A


    send campra?

    hrmm...maybe not

    I think the first part is right. We just need to think about the second part more.

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