@pooka got me a non-Satans present! I will be checking out this game Audiosurf as soon as it finishes downloading! I wish I had all the money in the world so I could quit working and play vidya games.
audiosurf is fun and also the devil, I have more hours played in that than all my other steam games combined and multiplied
Oh my god I just tried for the first time and basically spent the tutorial going AHHHHH WHAT AM I DOING
I think I got it now though
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Goose! while technically you can find your wishlist by going into the address bar and fixing the url, your link in your sig is messed up. Fix it! Please?
Satanmas has come early! I don't have any pictures yet, but I received three boxes
The first, labeled "I don't even know why this is in here, but what the FUCK ever you're getting it anyways", was a copy of READY PLAYER ONE by Ernest Cline. I'm not familiar with the author, but I just finished a book and am looking forward to starting this tonight.
The second tag reads "These ciphers shall reveal unto others just how awful of a human being you are." Inside is Cards Against Humanity, which I've only ever experienced vicariously through Giant Bomb. My friends and I get together regularly on weekdays for drinks, and this will be a great thing to bust out.
Finally, the third card says "This isn't a knife. This is a spoon." which is total bullshit, because it totally was a knife! A really, really nice chef's knife! I can't actually say how unbelievably fucking amazing this gift is--it's a vast improvement over what I'm currently using, so much so that I cooked up a simple hash just to get to use it as much as possible immediately. Good cookware is something I'm desperately lacking, so every upgrade is precious in the extreme.
I'm blown away by the generosity of my dark overlord, and I just hope I can match it! Thanks so much, whoever the fuck you are!
what's this? UPS didn't knock -- these were sitting on my porch swing!
"Saltwater taffy and fudge company"; oh, you can bet this is getting opened first. damn you, UPS, leaving my treat in the sunshine.
ooh, pretty.
big box, next!
first cat investigates.
that was a big box. this is a large velvet blue bag.
a 'Devil Went Down to Georgia' reference, fun! wait...
!!!
and then i tuned it, and cracked into the fudge.
another of the cute box.
the pride circles closer.
yeah, i tried the peanut butter cup already. yum!
and then i needed to leave and continue the mission i'd interrupted to glee at my Satan gifts.
this litte guy was hanging out.
and here's the haul.
with the elder cat looking vaguely towards it, for good measure.
thanks Noggin! i've been plinking at the uke and looking up tabs already. the fudge will slowly disappear over the next week. is that company local to your town? whee!
Ya, it's somewhat local anyway. I'm not too far from the Ocean City boardwalk and Shriver's is a pretty common stop. Did they label the fudge flavors? If not, they are Chocolate, Peanut Butter Cup, Reese's Pieces, Chocolate Snickers, and Pumpkin.
Hope you enjoy the uke! I'm a string player (bass) so I had to go for that when I saw it in your wishlist =p
I will be out of town from Dec. 20 to Dec 30. Please plan accordingly, so your satanic gifts aren't sitting unguarded by an empty house (since my garage was broken into last weekend, and about $1.5k worth of stuff stolen, I REALLY don't want stuff sitting around outside).
Sincerely,
Karrde1842
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Kitties and Calvin and Hobbes?!?
It's a Christmas miracle!
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oh man I saw that message and knew it was Calvin and Hobbes straight away
So @Tankhammer just got me a copy of Worms Reloaded! I don't know if he was my Satan, and I don't see his name on the signups list but a good gifting deed should never go unrewarded!
@SporkAndrew is right, eveyone needs this! THANK YOU!!!
Yay, you're welcome! That was actually dispatched first by Amazon, but maybe your mail carrier resented having to lug it around and took their time.
If you have this on your wishlist and get me for Satans, you will be getting it for Christmas. It's a gorgeously put together set of books that if you have any interest in comics at all you need to own.
So @Tankhammer just got me a copy of Worms Reloaded! I don't know if he was my Satan, and I don't see his name on the signups list but a good gifting deed should never go unrewarded!
Nah I ain't your, I just had an extra copy and you had it on your wishlist. The Steam thread has me in the gift-giving mood.
"God, Shedon, you're stiffer than an alto saxophone reed!"
*audience laughter*
"You're such a third chair. Why don't you go oboe yourself."
*audience laughter, applause*
*Chuck Lorre buys another yacht*
"God, Shedon, you're stiffer than an alto saxophone reed!"
*audience laughter*
"You're such a third chair. Why don't you go oboe yourself."
*audience laughter, applause*
*Chuck Lorre buys another yacht*
"Man, I'm really in the doghouse now!"
"I'll say! How'd you get stuck in the bass anyways? We'll be right back to spin some more platters after these messages from our sponsor: Marburg Cigarettes recommended by 4 out of 5 physicians."
The Seasonal Aerospace Tracking Alert Network (S.A.T.A.N.) has just informed me that ordinance has been deployed to my giftee. Expect delivery by week's end!
Satan has directed his servant to deposit a parcel upon my doorstep!
Bella approaches the package with casual indifference
A note!
Satan's bounty!
Thank you so much Jamie! I've wanted one of these forever but could never justify it for myself. I'm going to dremel the crap out of stuff now. Very awesome. You are a credit to Satans everywhere.
Satan! Mysterious satan! Satan who apparently angered the UPS guy who repeatedly kicked our door instead of knocking!
Both cats approach, unusual because Milton does not give even one fuck about boxes ever
A SURPRISE for me?
Bayonetta! I've wanted this for ages but I always put off buying it because I feel guilty buying myself games when I have a backlog. Thank god for Satans, now I don't have to feel bad
Enigmatic descriptors
OH RAD
Pepper is also pretty excited about this
I bet I can guess and I am so excited
HECK YEAH
Satan got a little dark on that last note
Totally excited about all this!
Pepper is also quite excited, and Milton is nowhere to be found
Thanks, Mysterious Satan! I don't know who you are because there's no name! I will put all this to dark and nefarious uses!
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Oh man, Dremels are the most versatile, useful things
Dear Satan: I was very excited when the door buzzed today, but instead of a parcel or package it was simply a small gaggle of door to door preachers.
With respect, this is not the gift I'm looking for. More vice, less spiritual enlightenment, please.
I guess I should give you a run down of shit I like
Hi there! I'm a dude who is actually pretty broke all the time. I would say my most commonly used means of entertainment is listening podcasts on the buss. I am a regular listener of; Harmontown, My Brother my Brother and me, radiolab, nerdist, nerd poker, welcome to nightvale and others. I don't really know how that would translate gift wise.
I like video games despite not really playing them that much. I don't have any fancy modern consoles, my tv is shit, and my ipad got a crack in it. That being siad I'll probably get myself a 3DS for christmas if only for the new pokemon.
Clothes wise, Pants I'm a 36 waist, shirts I'm XL. 17 1/2 collar. My favorite color is green.
II'm trying to get into comic books but all the...ongoings feel too intimidating. So If you like to hook me up with some; Thor, Loki, Young Avengers, Hawkeye, Spider-man stuff that would be super sweet.
I like homestuck without being a terrible person about it. So Homestuck swag?
I like dressing fancy even though I rarely have a reason to do so. Bowties and cufflinks and shit would be hella rad.
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Oh my god I just tried for the first time and basically spent the tutorial going AHHHHH WHAT AM I DOING
I think I got it now though
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Open an incognito window, put your wishlist in that.
Add the smile bit at the front.
Now when you add it into you sig, include http:// as well.
That should do it.
Satans..... hints.....
Well then you are in for some good news tomorrow, hopefully, when the rest of your gift shows up.
The first, labeled "I don't even know why this is in here, but what the FUCK ever you're getting it anyways", was a copy of READY PLAYER ONE by Ernest Cline. I'm not familiar with the author, but I just finished a book and am looking forward to starting this tonight.
The second tag reads "These ciphers shall reveal unto others just how awful of a human being you are." Inside is Cards Against Humanity, which I've only ever experienced vicariously through Giant Bomb. My friends and I get together regularly on weekdays for drinks, and this will be a great thing to bust out.
Finally, the third card says "This isn't a knife. This is a spoon." which is total bullshit, because it totally was a knife! A really, really nice chef's knife! I can't actually say how unbelievably fucking amazing this gift is--it's a vast improvement over what I'm currently using, so much so that I cooked up a simple hash just to get to use it as much as possible immediately. Good cookware is something I'm desperately lacking, so every upgrade is precious in the extreme.
I'm blown away by the generosity of my dark overlord, and I just hope I can match it! Thanks so much, whoever the fuck you are!
ooh, pretty.
big box, next!
first cat investigates.
that was a big box. this is a large velvet blue bag.
a 'Devil Went Down to Georgia' reference, fun! wait...
!!!
and then i tuned it, and cracked into the fudge.
another of the cute box.
the pride circles closer.
yeah, i tried the peanut butter cup already. yum!
and then i needed to leave and continue the mission i'd interrupted to glee at my Satan gifts.
this litte guy was hanging out.
and here's the haul.
with the elder cat looking vaguely towards it, for good measure.
thanks Noggin! i've been plinking at the uke and looking up tabs already. the fudge will slowly disappear over the next week. is that company local to your town? whee!
Ya, it's somewhat local anyway. I'm not too far from the Ocean City boardwalk and Shriver's is a pretty common stop. Did they label the fudge flavors? If not, they are Chocolate, Peanut Butter Cup, Reese's Pieces, Chocolate Snickers, and Pumpkin.
Hope you enjoy the uke! I'm a string player (bass) so I had to go for that when I saw it in your wishlist =p
I picked up from UPS this big box:
Big blue bag!
Pony Tycho found the tag:
@SporkAndrew is right, eveyone needs this! THANK YOU!!!
WOW!!!
I will be out of town from Dec. 20 to Dec 30. Please plan accordingly, so your satanic gifts aren't sitting unguarded by an empty house (since my garage was broken into last weekend, and about $1.5k worth of stuff stolen, I REALLY don't want stuff sitting around outside).
Sincerely,
Karrde1842
It's a Christmas miracle!
Yay, you're welcome! That was actually dispatched first by Amazon, but maybe your mail carrier resented having to lug it around and took their time.
If you have this on your wishlist and get me for Satans, you will be getting it for Christmas. It's a gorgeously put together set of books that if you have any interest in comics at all you need to own.
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Bucketman :arrow: Sheri
Legba :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor
jgeis :arrow: Marathon
Noggin :arrow: pooka
PRD :arrow: neville
Sassori :arrow: Hacksaw
SporkAndrew :arrow: Slacker71 2
Uriel :arrow: godmode
??? :arrow: #pipe
??? :arrow: Crimson King
??? :arrow: fightinfilipino
??? :arrow: Isoldae 2 3 4
??? :arrow: N1tSt4lker
??? :arrow: Schide
??? :arrow: THESPOOKY
??? :arrow: Tonkka
??? :arrow: Usagi
??? :arrow: Veldrin
??? :arrow: Virgil_Leads_You
??? :arrow: Wombat!! 2
Nah I ain't your, I just had an extra copy and you had it on your wishlist. The Steam thread has me in the gift-giving mood.
We ought to play sometime!
I'm working on that right now, Satan! Sorry! This is..uh..this time of year sucks at work. Sorry sorry sorry!
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big band theory, saved for posterity
"God, Shedon, you're stiffer than an alto saxophone reed!"
*audience laughter*
"You're such a third chair. Why don't you go oboe yourself."
*audience laughter, applause*
*Chuck Lorre buys another yacht*
"Man, I'm really in the doghouse now!"
"I'll say! How'd you get stuck in the bass anyways? We'll be right back to spin some more platters after these messages from our sponsor: Marburg Cigarettes recommended by 4 out of 5 physicians."
A list of things, should you be of the gifting persuasion
A note!
Satan's bounty!
Thank you so much Jamie! I've wanted one of these forever but could never justify it for myself. I'm going to dremel the crap out of stuff now. Very awesome. You are a credit to Satans everywhere.
Bonus Cat in a Box!
Both cats approach, unusual because Milton does not give even one fuck about boxes ever
A SURPRISE for me?
Bayonetta! I've wanted this for ages but I always put off buying it because I feel guilty buying myself games when I have a backlog. Thank god for Satans, now I don't have to feel bad
Enigmatic descriptors
OH RAD
Pepper is also pretty excited about this
I bet I can guess and I am so excited
HECK YEAH
Satan got a little dark on that last note
Totally excited about all this!
Pepper is also quite excited, and Milton is nowhere to be found
Thanks, Mysterious Satan! I don't know who you are because there's no name! I will put all this to dark and nefarious uses!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
With respect, this is not the gift I'm looking for. More vice, less spiritual enlightenment, please.
Hail Satan!
~Rainfall
as of yesterday at 2pm
he no post yet tho hmm hope he received it
I guess I should give you a run down of shit I like
I like video games despite not really playing them that much. I don't have any fancy modern consoles, my tv is shit, and my ipad got a crack in it. That being siad I'll probably get myself a 3DS for christmas if only for the new pokemon.
Clothes wise, Pants I'm a 36 waist, shirts I'm XL. 17 1/2 collar. My favorite color is green.
II'm trying to get into comic books but all the...ongoings feel too intimidating. So If you like to hook me up with some; Thor, Loki, Young Avengers, Hawkeye, Spider-man stuff that would be super sweet.
I like homestuck without being a terrible person about it. So Homestuck swag?
I like dressing fancy even though I rarely have a reason to do so. Bowties and cufflinks and shit would be hella rad.