I got a box full of Blu Rays today! I don't know if its from my secret satan or my secret shambler because it only had a real name! So thank you possibly Satan!
LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
edited December 2013
We return now to our Sataning already in progress!
So I checked my mail this morning and was greeted with a bigass box(with convenient binder to hide information):
What could it be? I could fit my computer case in this box. Well let's not stand on ceremony.
An only slightly smaller felt bag! Man amazon has some crazy gift wrap options. You cant really see but each side has bows tied in gold ribbon. Like a good boy I follow the instructions and leave the envelope for last but the bag has a tag.
And Satan's true name is revealed! What am I supposed to build? A Dancing Dong effigy? A portal to the Underworld with which to usher in the end times?
Turns out it's any number of things!
It's a pretty snazzy set, and a proper tool set is something I've been without for quite some time so this is a good start.
Here's the tools themselves:
I'll be honest there are a couple of things here I don't even know what to do with, there's a bundle of black cable near the socket wrench which I guess along with the red capped item with a fuse in the handle are the 12v circuit tester. Never really done much wiring work. Thanks again Satan! I'll be sure to get back to you about that portal.
I apologize for the lack cats in these photos, maybe next time I'll enlist some robots.
Edit: I forgot to mention the envelope, It has the same text as the tag.
So I just realized that PA Jamie is @PA Jamie Thanks again! I was rushing to gift-post before work and didn't notice that I was lucky enough to get picked for a PA staff member.
To my Satanee: I hope to have my devilry accomplished by early next week.
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GrobianWhat's on sale?Pliers!Registered Userregular
First part of my gift has also shipped on Monday so I would hope it should be there already. Sadly I couldn't add a message to it, so we'll see if it turns up in this thread.
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Might need to offset that cypher a smidgeon?
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
It's no Last of Us, but it's damned fun. Play it and be damned (I am an expert on damning things!).
Damning is pretty cool
Buckle Up,
for nerds
Lou C. Fer
THAT'S NOT YOUR REAL NAME
In all seriousness, huge thanks again to my Satan! I've been wanting to play this since it first came out for 360.
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LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
Well I did Indeed have a package, I got a shiny new Cardboard Tube!
I didn't have time to open it before I left for work, and uh I might not be able to even open it and post until Friday night depending on how this party goes.
I ordered some stuff from the PA store and fucked up the order part and I'm pretty sure it's going to be coming to me as opposed to my satanee's house
I immediately sent a support email so I'll see what the guys can do for me, otherwise uh, I will probably need to find you a backup gift, satanee, because I have no idea it will take for the gift to ship from the USA to Australia at this time of year
I just realized my Amazon notes made no indication that I was Secret Satan, just my real first name.
Take it from me, it was not hard to figure out. 5 minutes of cross-referencing Satans and their wishlists revealed it pretty quickly. Also, you mentioning Texas probably also helped. What I am saying is.. GOOSE!
Also, my girlfriend hates you. I love you dearly. I hate my girlfriend. I'll explain this once all the giftening has been collected.
Long story, short. Goose! is my Satan. I got some gifts. And when they are all together, I will be posting an epic ode to Goose!'s fantasticness.
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Might need to offset that cypher a smidgeon?
I tried a few obvious Caesar ciphers, but couldn't find anything.
Frequency is interesting, though.
H D L P G E S Z A I N B C O Q W
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H is an obvious candidate for E when it's that high, but that would mean whatever the phrasing in begins with E, which is kinda rare.
Sequence SDEI appears twice as well, which might mean it's a common word or similar.
Still at the outrageously hard end of the scale though.
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Might need to offset that cypher a smidgeon?
I tried a few obvious Caesar ciphers, but couldn't find anything.
Frequency is interesting, though.
H D L P G E S Z A I N B C O Q W
9 6 6 5 4 3 3 3 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1
H is an obvious candidate for E when it's that high, but that would mean whatever the phrasing in begins with E, which is kinda rare.
Sequence SDEI appears twice as well, which might mean it's a common word or similar.
Still at the outrageously hard end of the scale though.
Also, I can't actually prove that it's roosatan, because I brute forced it technically that could be any letter that isn't already in use. it could be zoosatan
Everyday we stray further from God's light Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
@lostwords Pictures are imminent ... dealing with unproductive camera, dirty house, and uncooperative cats. Apparently the last part is a requirement, so says the Dark Lord.
But I promise them soon!
Thank you again SO MUCH, I already read the book. On the first day. It speaks to me.
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3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
After being gone from work for a week, I return to my humble place of business to find this!
It is a package for me, that much is true. But what is it!? I MUST KNOW!
Looks like books! But whom are they from, and what I this wrapped package?
Bully for me! Or in this case, @mully for me! Let's take a look at these books!
Well bless my beard! Ron Swanson himself Nick Offerman, wrote a book. And then gave that book to me. Truly I am blessed by Satan.
Now this is a treat! I'm going to open this sucker tonight and figure out what to make for dinner. And, maybe pickle something!
I also received this lovely little leather bound notebook, for making tiny conjectures about life, love, and my rampant alcohol abuse. I've already inscribed the first note.
Ah, I should have said that my mail is essentially on hold until the guy with the mailbox key comes back next week.
Meanwhile...
So, it turns out that they just dropped the package at my landlord's front door, which is fortunately in a little alcove at the side of the house. I found it last night, after deciding to check for that possibility. And as Hulk said, Thanks Shazkar!
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So I checked my mail this morning and was greeted with a bigass box(with convenient binder to hide information):
An only slightly smaller felt bag! Man amazon has some crazy gift wrap options. You cant really see but each side has bows tied in gold ribbon. Like a good boy I follow the instructions and leave the envelope for last but the bag has a tag.
And Satan's true name is revealed! What am I supposed to build? A Dancing Dong effigy? A portal to the Underworld with which to usher in the end times?
Turns out it's any number of things!
It's a pretty snazzy set, and a proper tool set is something I've been without for quite some time so this is a good start.
Here's the tools themselves:
I'll be honest there are a couple of things here I don't even know what to do with, there's a bundle of black cable near the socket wrench which I guess along with the red capped item with a fuse in the handle are the 12v circuit tester. Never really done much wiring work. Thanks again Satan! I'll be sure to get back to you about that portal.
I apologize for the lack cats in these photos, maybe next time I'll enlist some robots.
Edit: I forgot to mention the envelope, It has the same text as the tag.
Steam
Hmm, I guess i'll have to go back again tomorrow morning and see.
Steam
So awesome
So I just realized that PA Jamie is @PA Jamie Thanks again! I was rushing to gift-post before work and didn't notice that I was lucky enough to get picked for a PA staff member.
To my Satanee: I hope to have my devilry accomplished by early next week.
Bendery It Like Beckham :arrow: Nullzone
Bucketman :arrow: Sheri
Legba :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor
jgeis :arrow: Marathon
Karrde1842 :arrow: Lasbrook
Noggin :arrow: pooka
PA Jamie :arrow: JimBobTheMonkey
PRD :arrow: neville
Sassori :arrow: Hacksaw
SporkAndrew :arrow: Slacker71 2
Uriel :arrow: godmode
??? :arrow: #pipe
??? :arrow: Bucketman
??? :arrow: cabsy
??? :arrow: Crimson King
??? :arrow: fightinfilipino
??? :arrow: Isoldae 2 3 4
??? :arrow: N1tSt4lker
??? :arrow: Schide
??? :arrow: THESPOOKY 2
??? :arrow: thetheroo
??? :arrow: Tonkka
??? :arrow: Tox
??? :arrow: Usagi
??? :arrow: Veldrin
??? :arrow: Virgil_Leads_You
??? :arrow: Wombat!! 2
Might need to offset that cypher a smidgeon?
I would mix ALL of the chocolate milk
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Also I worked on that code a bit and I think I've cracked it:
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN
Dear Spook,
wow kinda racist there buddy
It's no Last of Us, but it's damned fun. Play it and be damned (I am an expert on damning things!).
Damning is pretty cool
Buckle Up,
for nerds
Lou C. Fer
THAT'S NOT YOUR REAL NAME
In all seriousness, huge thanks again to my Satan! I've been wanting to play this since it first came out for 360.
I didn't have time to open it before I left for work, and uh I might not be able to even open it and post until Friday night depending on how this party goes.
Steam
wish list
Steam wishlist
Etsy wishlist
I ordered some stuff from the PA store and fucked up the order part and I'm pretty sure it's going to be coming to me as opposed to my satanee's house
I immediately sent a support email so I'll see what the guys can do for me, otherwise uh, I will probably need to find you a backup gift, satanee, because I have no idea it will take for the gift to ship from the USA to Australia at this time of year
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
That book may or may not be filled with drawings of dicks
Also, my girlfriend hates you. I love you dearly. I hate my girlfriend. I'll explain this once all the giftening has been collected.
Long story, short. Goose! is my Satan. I got some gifts. And when they are all together, I will be posting an epic ode to Goose!'s fantasticness.
Transatlantijism
I tried a few obvious Caesar ciphers, but couldn't find anything.
Frequency is interesting, though.
H D L P G E S Z A I N B C O Q W
9 6 6 5 4 3 3 3 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1
H is an obvious candidate for E when it's that high, but that would mean whatever the phrasing in begins with E, which is kinda rare.
Sequence SDEI appears twice as well, which might mean it's a common word or similar.
Still at the outrageously hard end of the scale though.
that part interests me
TOGETTHENEXTGIFTSENDANEMAILTO(R)?OOSATANATGMAILDOTCOM
To get the next gift, send an email to roosatan@gmail.com
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
Sheri, it has begun!
Oh, uh, @Thetheroo
Also, I can't actually prove that it's roosatan, because I brute forced it technically that could be any letter that isn't already in use. it could be zoosatan
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
But I promise them soon!
Thank you again SO MUCH, I already read the book. On the first day. It speaks to me.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Good ol' Sataning. Can't be beat!
Of course since I was staring at Usagi's PM trying not to fuck up the address I sent this message to her first.
That is a very good question.
I had thought we had it solved but maybe not.
I GOT A PACKAGE FROM SATAN!!!
After being gone from work for a week, I return to my humble place of business to find this!
It is a package for me, that much is true. But what is it!? I MUST KNOW!
Looks like books! But whom are they from, and what I this wrapped package?
Bully for me! Or in this case, @mully for me! Let's take a look at these books!
Well bless my beard! Ron Swanson himself Nick Offerman, wrote a book. And then gave that book to me. Truly I am blessed by Satan.
Now this is a treat! I'm going to open this sucker tonight and figure out what to make for dinner. And, maybe pickle something!
I also received this lovely little leather bound notebook, for making tiny conjectures about life, love, and my rampant alcohol abuse. I've already inscribed the first note.
Thanks @mully!!!
Meanwhile...
So, it turns out that they just dropped the package at my landlord's front door, which is fortunately in a little alcove at the side of the house. I found it last night, after deciding to check for that possibility. And as Hulk said, Thanks Shazkar!
er...
no hands
hope you enjoy, i was not knowledgable about art but that seemed up your alley so i asked my artist friend and those books seemed pretty sweet