Oh sweet of heart and skin like porcelain so white
everything will soon be oh, so right.
You dread and fret and sweat a dire scare
Towards your gifts you care, you care!
But worry not for your master sees both wide & far
a gift shall arrive soon be it by plane, train or car.
On sacred nights of evil sins and delights
An evening of ghouls and ghosts and hellish wrights.
Open your heart and let no man asunder
Your native wonder, cracked like hasty thunder
For is it not fair for on the most vile of days
Your master whips and FedEx obeys.
Sincerely,
Zonugal, lord of the sweated sins within the sixth level.
numbers chris, chrisnumbers, idk what is the preferred nomenclature
but yeah @wombat!! I did it, I'm the Lindbergh baby
Sorry I'm such shit at riddles! You're the best, by the way. I've been using the coffee stuff every damn day, and there're not enough thanks in the world! If you are cool with PMing me your address, I'd love to send a thank you card your way.
PS I've received everything you sent, correct? There are some packages at my parents house addressed to Wombat!!, and I dunno who they're from...
that first gift I sent out, I used your amazon wishlist address, which was redacted so I didn't know it wasn't your current address until that saturday when the tracking showed it as being returned to sender. so I called up amazon and they said they'd cancel the order and refund it, so that's when I re-ordered it to your current address which I got from the secret satan masters. but then the tracking on that first order seems to have shown it being delivered eventually anyways so you probably have an extra pair of socks and scarf sitting at whatever address your wish list had which I guess is your parents then.
hahahaha, ok ok good good! And there will be videos forthcoming, of Hario and of turkish coffee stylings. I'm running through some scripts
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
edited December 2013
Dear Satanee,
Today is essentially the last day I can drop a package in the mail and guarantee it delivered before Christmas. Unfortunately, I am still waiting on things also be delivered to me, that I might package them for you, and thus we have hit impasse. I apologise that Christmas may be running a little late this year, but them's the breaks.
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You have seeken (seeked? sooken?) out a Shambler.
A. Shadow stands for
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
But aren't there 5 different letters?
S - A - N - D - T
So only A - N - D - T count since the S is capitalized?
Bundt Can.
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
Tomorrow, I promise.
(sought)
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Bendery It Like Beckham :arrow: Nullzone :arrow: Karrde1842 :arrow: Lasbrook 2
Bucketman :arrow: Sheri
Legba :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor
Gizzy: :arrow: Noggin :arrow: pooka
KetBra :arrow: Raijin Quickfoot
mully :arrow: QuickSnap :arrow: #pipe
Naphtali :arrow: Wombat!! 2 3
PA Jamie :arrow: JimBobTheMonkey
PRD :arrow: neville 2
Shazkar Shadowstorm :arrow: Caulk Bite 6
Skeith :arrow: jgeis :arrow: Marathon
SporkAndrew :arrow: Slacker71 2
Uriel :arrow: godmode
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??? :arrow: Crimson King
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??? :arrow: Isoldae 2 3 4 :arrow: Tonkka 2
??? :arrow: N1tSt4lker
??? :arrow: Robert Khoo
??? :arrow: Sassori 2 :arrow: Hacksaw
??? :arrow: Schide
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The amount of times I write [/urk] is getting silly.
it's so hard to tell on the internet, you know
It is called pixeljunk.
I'm not sure when I will have time to play it but thanks!
Satans..... hints.....
Data is processing.
Payment has been made.
Let the giftening commence.
I could use it to chop vegetables! Off with their broccoli heads!
I was at least hoping he'd peek into the wow thread and ask there, since numbers chris solved that riddle on post one
oh well
but yeah @wombat!! I did it, I'm the Lindbergh baby
Dangit, Amazon.
Oh sweet of heart and skin like porcelain so white
everything will soon be oh, so right.
You dread and fret and sweat a dire scare
Towards your gifts you care, you care!
But worry not for your master sees both wide & far
a gift shall arrive soon be it by plane, train or car.
On sacred nights of evil sins and delights
An evening of ghouls and ghosts and hellish wrights.
Open your heart and let no man asunder
Your native wonder, cracked like hasty thunder
For is it not fair for on the most vile of days
Your master whips and FedEx obeys.
Sincerely,
Zonugal, lord of the sweated sins within the sixth level.
Sorry I'm such shit at riddles! You're the best, by the way. I've been using the coffee stuff every damn day, and there're not enough thanks in the world! If you are cool with PMing me your address, I'd love to send a thank you card your way.
PS I've received everything you sent, correct? There are some packages at my parents house addressed to Wombat!!, and I dunno who they're from...
that first gift I sent out, I used your amazon wishlist address, which was redacted so I didn't know it wasn't your current address until that saturday when the tracking showed it as being returned to sender. so I called up amazon and they said they'd cancel the order and refund it, so that's when I re-ordered it to your current address which I got from the secret satan masters. but then the tracking on that first order seems to have shown it being delivered eventually anyways so you probably have an extra pair of socks and scarf sitting at whatever address your wish list had which I guess is your parents then.
everybody wins (except amazon)
Today is essentially the last day I can drop a package in the mail and guarantee it delivered before Christmas. Unfortunately, I am still waiting on things also be delivered to me, that I might package them for you, and thus we have hit impasse. I apologise that Christmas may be running a little late this year, but them's the breaks.
This and "They'll disagree on positions between themselves, though they say the same thing. Two things have been left unsaid."
Makes me think maybe of homophones? Idle speculation.
Once my phone works I will post pictures.
But now at least I understand what BCNU means/is.
Oh man oh man oh man I don't know if I'm ready to cry this much
Oh and one more thing!
Oh my gosh! Ocarina of Time! I haven't played this since I had an n64! Holy cow! Thank you so much, satan! You rock.
Wait...SHIPMENT 2 of 4!?
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
My family gets that wish list, and my mother has said she has bought things from it.
Amazon should popup a message to tell you its bought. Just a heads up.
Yes, the Gummi Bears have taken a few casualties. I filled a quart zip-loc bag to the bar Xmas party, and they were a huge hit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HCjQbKowUo
Satans..... hints.....
oh my god
I got the rest of my presents
pics coming soon
but oh my god what a haul
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
I read this as "lap dance routine" and grew increasingly confused as the sentence went on
Love you Naphtali!
We need more video responses with these presents.