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Secret Satans 2013 - SE++ Edition

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    How about you send me your bride and I'll mail you a sandwich?

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    Yukira wrote: »
    Dear Mr. "wombat!!"

    Your "A. Shadow" has been wondering if you've figured out the riddle yet.

    Please leave the appropriate response in this thread.

    I haven't yet, no! The response about it maybe being a WoW thing didn't help me much

    You have seeken (seeked? sooken?) out a Shambler.

    A. Shadow stands for
    Also Shadow which probably means, Satan spoilers.
    Also Shadow is generally a phrase uttered by one Mr. @Naphtali

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    I have received a mysterious message which seems to tie into @Isoldae's riddle.

    It quoted @Fishman's post above with .. a clue? .. that reads:
    Four little letters are the difference between the Witching hour and the Sandwiching hour.

    But aren't there 5 different letters?

    S - A - N - D - T

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Or maybe the "little letters" part is talking about case.

    So only A - N - D - T count since the S is capitalized?

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    If you combine it with BCNU you can spell...

    Bundt Can.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh yeah I was supposed to post pics.

    Tomorrow, I promise.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    Yukira wrote: »
    Dear Mr. "wombat!!"

    Your "A. Shadow" has been wondering if you've figured out the riddle yet.

    Please leave the appropriate response in this thread.

    I haven't yet, no! The response about it maybe being a WoW thing didn't help me much

    You have seeken (seeked? sooken?) out a Shambler.

    A. Shadow stands for
    Also Shadow which probably means, Satan spoilers.
    Also Shadow is generally a phrase uttered by one Mr. @Naphtali

    (sought)

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I knew that, but thanks for ruining my attempts at playing with the dumbness of the english language with your facts.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2013
    suck.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2013
    Psst, @neville

    Bendery It Like Beckham :arrow: Nullzone :arrow: Karrde1842 :arrow: Lasbrook 2
    Bucketman :arrow: Sheri
    Legba :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor
    Gizzy: :arrow: Noggin :arrow: pooka
    KetBra :arrow: Raijin Quickfoot
    mully :arrow: QuickSnap :arrow: #pipe
    Naphtali :arrow: Wombat!! 2 3
    PA Jamie :arrow: JimBobTheMonkey
    PRD :arrow: neville 2
    Shazkar Shadowstorm :arrow: Caulk Bite 6
    Skeith :arrow: jgeis :arrow: Marathon
    SporkAndrew :arrow: Slacker71 2
    Uriel :arrow: godmode

    ??? :arrow: Bucketman
    ??? :arrow: cabsy
    ??? :arrow: Crimson King
    ??? :arrow: fightinfilipino
    ??? :arrow: Isoldae 2 3 4 :arrow: Tonkka 2
    ??? :arrow: N1tSt4lker
    ??? :arrow: Robert Khoo
    ??? :arrow: Sassori 2 :arrow: Hacksaw
    ??? :arrow: Schide
    ??? :arrow: THESPOOKY 2
    ??? :arrow: thetheroo
    ??? :arrow: Tox 2
    ??? :arrow: Usagi
    ??? :arrow: Veldrin
    ??? :arrow: Virgil_Leads_You

    The amount of times I write [/urk] is getting silly.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    I knew that, but thanks for ruining my attempts at playing with the dumbness of the english language with your facts.

    it's so hard to tell on the internet, you know

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    @sporkandrew you can remove my second link. I updated my first receipt post and it's the same pictures in both.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I have recieved a steam thingie.

    It is called pixeljunk.

    I'm not sure when I will have time to play it but thanks!

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Well if you could just stop playing GW2 all the time Blake...

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Wheels are now in motion.

    Data is processing.

    Payment has been made.

    Let the giftening commence.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    My money is on cake baking supplies/recipe book

    I was trying to be mysterious.

    Enjoy your kitchen guillotine !

    I could use it to chop vegetables! Off with their broccoli heads!

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    way to spill the beans kyira

    I was at least hoping he'd peek into the wow thread and ask there, since numbers chris solved that riddle on post one

    oh well

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    numbers chris, chrisnumbers, idk what is the preferred nomenclature

    but yeah @wombat!! I did it, I'm the Lindbergh baby

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    You can call me whatever you want, baby! :winky:

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Also, I actually had to change my gift a couple times, because my first two choices didn't allow for a personal note or giftwrapping.

    Dangit, Amazon.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Dear @Usagi,

    Oh sweet of heart and skin like porcelain so white
    everything will soon be oh, so right.
    You dread and fret and sweat a dire scare
    Towards your gifts you care, you care!
    But worry not for your master sees both wide & far
    a gift shall arrive soon be it by plane, train or car.
    On sacred nights of evil sins and delights
    An evening of ghouls and ghosts and hellish wrights.
    Open your heart and let no man asunder
    Your native wonder, cracked like hasty thunder
    For is it not fair for on the most vile of days
    Your master whips and FedEx obeys.

    Sincerely,
    Zonugal, lord of the sweated sins within the sixth level.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    numbers chris, chrisnumbers, idk what is the preferred nomenclature

    but yeah @wombat!! I did it, I'm the Lindbergh baby

    Sorry I'm such shit at riddles! You're the best, by the way. I've been using the coffee stuff every damn day, and there're not enough thanks in the world! If you are cool with PMing me your address, I'd love to send a thank you card your way.

    PS I've received everything you sent, correct? There are some packages at my parents house addressed to Wombat!!, and I dunno who they're from...

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    so what happened was

    that first gift I sent out, I used your amazon wishlist address, which was redacted so I didn't know it wasn't your current address until that saturday when the tracking showed it as being returned to sender. so I called up amazon and they said they'd cancel the order and refund it, so that's when I re-ordered it to your current address which I got from the secret satan masters. but then the tracking on that first order seems to have shown it being delivered eventually anyways so you probably have an extra pair of socks and scarf sitting at whatever address your wish list had which I guess is your parents then.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    Hahahaha, oh man, whoops. I forgot to update that, but it did get refunded, right? I'd hate to have a double charge on ya

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    no it got refunded so you got an extra pair of stuff

    everybody wins (except amazon)

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    hahahaha, ok ok good good! And there will be videos forthcoming, of Hario and of turkish coffee stylings. I'm running through some scripts

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    Dear Satanee,

    Today is essentially the last day I can drop a package in the mail and guarantee it delivered before Christmas. Unfortunately, I am still waiting on things also be delivered to me, that I might package them for you, and thus we have hit impasse. I apologise that Christmas may be running a little late this year, but them's the breaks.

    facetious wrote: »
    I have received a mysterious message which seems to tie into @Isoldae's riddle.

    It quoted @Fishman's post above with .. a clue? .. that reads:
    Four little letters are the difference between the Witching hour and the Sandwiching hour.

    This and "They'll disagree on positions between themselves, though they say the same thing. Two things have been left unsaid."

    Makes me think maybe of homophones? Idle speculation.

    Fishman on
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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Got a gift from my Satan!

    Once my phone works I will post pictures.

    But now at least I understand what BCNU means/is.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    I was about to go out to do some errands when I ran across a package addressed to me!

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    Oh man oh man oh man I don't know if I'm ready to cry this much

    Oh and one more thing!

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    Oh my gosh! Ocarina of Time! I haven't played this since I had an n64! Holy cow! Thank you so much, satan! You rock.

    Wait...SHIPMENT 2 of 4!?

    Muggins on
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    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    FYI Satan,
    My family gets that wish list, and my mother has said she has bought things from it.

    Amazon should popup a message to tell you its bought. Just a heads up.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Okay, not sure what I did with those original pics, so here's everything together.
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    Yes, the Gummi Bears have taken a few casualties. I filled a quart zip-loc bag to the bar Xmas party, and they were a huge hit.

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    Because it's in my head now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HCjQbKowUo

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I had to do a tap dance routine to that song when I was a little girl.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Double awesome.

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    oh my god

    oh my god

    I got the rest of my presents

    pics coming soon

    but oh my god what a haul

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    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    I had to do a tap dance routine to that song when I was a little girl.

    I read this as "lap dance routine" and grew increasingly confused as the sentence went on

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Wombat you are the best forever and ever amen

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Chains updated. Thanks @SporkAndrew !

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Oh Jesus Christ

    We need more video responses with these presents.

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