I have all your gifts bought, but the places I bought from didn't offer gift wrapping
I refuse to give gifts which aren't wrapped! So they're being sent to me before going on to you. I shall do my damndest to get them to you by christmas!
Part 2 has arrived along with another secret message! I'll upload pics in a little while, but I think I might try and crack this code myself. I'll at least give it a shot before I give up and let the real codebreakers take a crack at it.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
My satanee's package is showing up as delivered and yet no word
I have two Amazon boxes that I didn't order. One says it has gift wrap so it's probably from you, Satan! I haven't opened them yet but I'll post pics tonight.
I am so close to done with Christmas shopping. I just need to figure out something to get my mom's boyfriend. He's a taciturn man whose only hobby I know of for sure is getting hectored by my mother. Does anybody know where I can buy those whips the self-flagellant Catholics use?
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
I am so close to done with Christmas shopping. I just need to figure out something to get my mom's boyfriend. He's a taciturn man whose only hobby I know of for sure is getting hectored by my mother. Does anybody know where I can buy those whips the self-flagellant Catholics use?
I don't think your mother will be happy if you buy him a Catholic wife.
I am so close to done with Christmas shopping. I just need to figure out something to get my mom's boyfriend. He's a taciturn man whose only hobby I know of for sure is getting hectored by my mother. Does anybody know where I can buy those whips the self-flagellant Catholics use?
...yes
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BarcardiAll the WizardsUnder A Rock: AfganistanRegistered Userregular
Ohhhh possible package at my door, zero idea if it's for this or not though, I will find out after work.
Steam
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
Uh, hmmm.
So the tracking for the last part of my satanee's gift shows it was delivered (to me) today and yet I don't have a package. USPS's tracking is terrible too it doesn't even show an address so I can't tell if it got shipped to the wrong address or something.
I officially received gifts today! Like I said, I got two boxes.
Here's the first one. It's a box.
It's a big box in a large, nice felt bag!
The note says...
You'll shoot your eye out!
Woo, a NERF gun! I've always wanted one of these, or at least a fake gun to mess around with.
Someday I hope to take NERF as seriously as THIS RAD DUDE
He will mess your shit up. Look at all that foam he has at the ready!
Box number two!
Two gifts inside!
Note on the blue package.
When I picked it up, I heard some kind of disc in there. I opened it up, and yep-
24/7, indeed a highly-regarded HBO series and sports series in general. I haven't seen any 24/7, so I am looking forward to watching this!
Note on the red package.
Well, there's no mistaking what's in this package.
Yep, it's Hark! A Vagrant. It's a really nice book, physically! And yes, Kate Beaton's parents do indeed bring the unintentional goofs (at least in comic form).
So three pretty dang rad gifts! Looks like you've chosen to remain anonymous, Satan. Since I can't mention you, I'll just say thank you very much. These are three things that I will enjoy very much.
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Let's see what happens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2NuxOC8fU
ahhhh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g
I have all your gifts bought, but the places I bought from didn't offer gift wrapping
I refuse to give gifts which aren't wrapped! So they're being sent to me before going on to you. I shall do my damndest to get them to you by christmas!
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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That is good to know!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I don't think your mother will be happy if you buy him a Catholic wife.
...yes
Arizona ...
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
So the tracking for the last part of my satanee's gift shows it was delivered (to me) today and yet I don't have a package. USPS's tracking is terrible too it doesn't even show an address so I can't tell if it got shipped to the wrong address or something.
Steam
Wait did you legitimately not send campy a message this entire time?
Send campy a ____ only has so many permutations dude.
Satans..... hints.....
...Are you my Satan?!?!
Seems pretty open ended to me.
"Send Campy a Red Ryder bb Gun"?
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/28570149/#Comment_28570149
Satans..... hints.....
Here's the first one. It's a box.
It's a big box in a large, nice felt bag!
The note says...
You'll shoot your eye out!
Woo, a NERF gun! I've always wanted one of these, or at least a fake gun to mess around with.
Someday I hope to take NERF as seriously as THIS RAD DUDE
He will mess your shit up. Look at all that foam he has at the ready!
Box number two!
Two gifts inside!
Note on the blue package.
When I picked it up, I heard some kind of disc in there. I opened it up, and yep-
24/7, indeed a highly-regarded HBO series and sports series in general. I haven't seen any 24/7, so I am looking forward to watching this!
Note on the red package.
Well, there's no mistaking what's in this package.
Yep, it's Hark! A Vagrant. It's a really nice book, physically! And yes, Kate Beaton's parents do indeed bring the unintentional goofs (at least in comic form).
So three pretty dang rad gifts! Looks like you've chosen to remain anonymous, Satan. Since I can't mention you, I'll just say thank you very much. These are three things that I will enjoy very much.
what's the rule on posting NSFW gifts?
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
first the note
and here's a link to the product, though you COULD argue it's for the sake of art
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Satans..... hints.....
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
yes he does
Hey, some girls like it 'wrong'.
Not that I'd say anything incriminating about your Mom on a public forum or anything.
But can he lie?
Steam
You're better than this, Pooro. Get your goddamn head in the game
It's a cake lifter! Mmm Nordic...
I hope Satan doesn't mind, but I put on my Uniform (my apron) early and made some chocolate doughnuts.
Perhaps Veretas should read it in the back of a Volkswagen
I forgot to take a picture of them but now my steam page looks very pretty and you should all be jealous.
Thanks Satan!