NogsCrap, crap, mega crap.Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered Userregular
edited December 2013
What's this?
STRAW! What I've always wanted
Oh wait...whats underneath all the awesome straw?
Holy buckets!
ITS ANOTHER GREEN LANTERN CHRISTMAS!
Thanks Slacker71! you are awesome.
I think theres a Green Lantern tradition for me starting now, the is the seocnd year in a row Satan has given me strongly green lantern themed gifts.
and it is glorious.
seriously Slacker when I opened that box, every single item just made my grin bigger. I just finished the first WW trade and it is 100% right up my alley, LOOOVE the greek god stuff going on.
So I come back from recycling the boxes from my first package and look who arrives but the nice Fedex lady. You have another package for me? Well isn't that fucking awesome
I found this sitting at the top. Now I can read rhyming couplets about cats leaving dead animals for me
Sorry, I had to open it and peek because I had to go to the store quickly to buy items for my final gift to my satanee
So I come back from recycling the boxes from my first package and look who arrives but the nice Fedex lady. You have another package for me? Well isn't that fucking awesome
I found this sitting at the top. Now I can read rhyming couplets about cats leaving dead animals for me
Sorry, I had to open it and peek because I had to go to the store quickly to buy items for my final gift to my satanee
Sweet, delicious, sugary goodness
This was definitely a good day
Hooray!
That was you? You have a badass real name.
Was that the last of the gifts? If so, thank you very much
LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
Sent off the first part of my gift today, should be there in 3-5 days.
Second part is still a mystery.
Speaking of gifts I watched Master and Commander and Gladiator this weekend. Dunno why I never saw Master and Commander before, historical set pieces like that are right up my alley. Thanks Satan!
Sent the first part of my gifts today! If the job interview goes as planned this week, then hopefully I'll be able to send the second part in January. Things are a bit tight here right now, sorry Sataneeeeee. :c I got my eye on a thing but it's going to take a bit more budget than I have at the moment.
Oh holy fuck, Satan, you have outdone yourself this time around.
I arrive home after a dreary day of work to find a package waiting for me!
hmm okay, i will do as you say
mmm thats some awesome word-stuff
Package 1:
Holy crap Salmon Fishing in The Yemen, starring the delicious Ewan McGregor and Dash and Lily's book of Dares, from the same author of nick and norah's infinite playlist! These speak to my romantic side, for sure
Package 2:
Oooh my god, check out that awesomely cute robot tea infuser! R2Tea2 (his robot name) and Wally the Walrus (my walrus tea infuser) will battle for supremacy in my tea heart. And 111th Birthday Tea from adagio! A blend of vanilla oolong, almond oolong, chocolate chai, with bit of chocolate chip, it is a tea i've been meanign to try for ages! Kickbutt!
Package 3:
oh fuuuuuuck spartacus season 3 (ie the most badass show ever) and angelmaker, which ive wanted to read forever! Rock the eff on!
Oh my stars, this is the bestest haul, and will be treasured forever! Especially the books, which i will need on my upcoming trip to the philippines!
Unfortunately, I don't think I saw anywhere in the package where you identified your forum name. Don't wanna give out your real name, but mr. will, you are an amazing person! PLease identify yourself so I can give you all the props. You are the best
So I come back from recycling the boxes from my first package and look who arrives but the nice Fedex lady. You have another package for me? Well isn't that fucking awesome
I found this sitting at the top. Now I can read rhyming couplets about cats leaving dead animals for me
Sorry, I had to open it and peek because I had to go to the store quickly to buy items for my final gift to my satanee
Sweet, delicious, sugary goodness
This was definitely a good day
Hooray!
That was you? You have a badass real name.
Was that the last of the gifts? If so, thank you very much
you're welcome! sorry you already had the lunchbox. maybe you can take two lunches?
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KwoaruConfident SmirkFlawless Golden PecsRegistered Userregular
Gonna buy and send out my person's stuff this week wooo
So I come back from recycling the boxes from my first package and look who arrives but the nice Fedex lady. You have another package for me? Well isn't that fucking awesome
I found this sitting at the top. Now I can read rhyming couplets about cats leaving dead animals for me
Sorry, I had to open it and peek because I had to go to the store quickly to buy items for my final gift to my satanee
Sweet, delicious, sugary goodness
This was definitely a good day
Hooray!
That was you? You have a badass real name.
Was that the last of the gifts? If so, thank you very much
you're welcome! sorry you already had the lunchbox. maybe you can take two lunches?
Que? That's the first lunchbox I've ever received. The blowpops were the only thing you got from my wishlist so everything else is unique
Check yo mail! Something somewhat time sensitive was supposed to show up today!
If not, usps owes me some refundage
It is here! I received...
An envelope!
And in that envelope...
Another envelop! And in that envelope...
A (lovely) card! And in that (lovely) card...
A card! And on that card...
XBucks for buying the new Assassin's Creed DLC, which comes out on the morrow! Excellent timing indeed!
Thank you so much, dude! I shall be putting it to use forthwith.
And @lostwords - 'twas I who secretly sataned you. I completely forgot to write my handle anywhere in the box, for I am a dummy. Glad you liked your stuffs!
LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
Welp, the thing for my Satanee that went missing miraculously showed up today. Shame I already shipped everything else out, but at least I should be able to get it there relatively close together.
RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
OH MAN
SATAN IS THE BEST DARK LORD EVER
POST INCOMING
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
Home from a long day in the pixel mines, and what do I discover sitting on my porch?
A BOX FROM SATAN HIMSELF!
Oh, Dark Lord Below, you are the best ever!
Let's get this thing out of the ugly ol' Amazon box, shall we?
Ooh, pretty! But... what's this card? I wonder who its from...
Latin? TO GOOGLE!
Crudely translated, it reads:
By Jehovah, Gehenna, and this holy water which I now sprinkle, and the sign of the cross that now I do, that through our prayers, we are dedicated to Mephistopheles himself now rise up!!
I'm sure @callius would shriek to see me stooping to such a shameful translation, but needs must when the Devil gifts.
Anyway, what's IN THE BOX?!?
Holy COCKNUCKLES! That is a baller motherfuckin sweater.
I don't know if that note is a clue I should be solving a puzzle for, or if I'm just totally dense, but I have no idea who this is from and I want to kiss them on the genitals.
Fuck yeah, Satan.
Fuck yeah.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
Okay so photos from my mystery Satan (unless I know you but I forgot your real name and that makes me a terrible person)
BAM
Box was pretty heavy and I was all whaaaat the heck could this be?
It covers Link To The Past, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Oracle of Seasons & Ages, Four Swords, Minish Cap, and Phantom Hourglass.
This is super fucking awesome and I can't wait to start reading them.
Holy fuck!
This is so perfectly timed, as I'm playing Wind Waker HD and playing through Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (both of which are awesome BTW) so I have been on a Zelda kick like whoa.
Thanks so much, and looking forward to whatever dark gifts have yet to arrive
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Pictures in a few
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
STRAW! What I've always wanted
Oh wait...whats underneath all the awesome straw?
Holy buckets!
ITS ANOTHER GREEN LANTERN CHRISTMAS!
Thanks Slacker71! you are awesome.
I think theres a Green Lantern tradition for me starting now, the is the seocnd year in a row Satan has given me strongly green lantern themed gifts.
and it is glorious.
seriously Slacker when I opened that box, every single item just made my grin bigger. I just finished the first WW trade and it is 100% right up my alley, LOOOVE the greek god stuff going on.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
i leave again on january 17th ... then i won't be back until the 2nd of february. i just like to keep folks updated.
also today is my 7th anniversary in this forum. neat!
I have to get these for my sister.
they are really good
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Island Name: Felinefine
Hooray!
That was you? You have a badass real name.
Was that the last of the gifts? If so, thank you very much
Second part is still a mystery.
Speaking of gifts I watched Master and Commander and Gladiator this weekend. Dunno why I never saw Master and Commander before, historical set pieces like that are right up my alley. Thanks Satan!
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I have been informed that the gift that I posted earlier (the very very bright motorcycle rain suit) is NOT actually from my Satan.
Well then, well then.....mysteries wrapped in enigmas abound.
I arrive home after a dreary day of work to find a package waiting for me!
hmm okay, i will do as you say
mmm thats some awesome word-stuff
Package 1:
Holy crap Salmon Fishing in The Yemen, starring the delicious Ewan McGregor and Dash and Lily's book of Dares, from the same author of nick and norah's infinite playlist! These speak to my romantic side, for sure
Package 2:
Oooh my god, check out that awesomely cute robot tea infuser! R2Tea2 (his robot name) and Wally the Walrus (my walrus tea infuser) will battle for supremacy in my tea heart. And 111th Birthday Tea from adagio! A blend of vanilla oolong, almond oolong, chocolate chai, with bit of chocolate chip, it is a tea i've been meanign to try for ages! Kickbutt!
Package 3:
oh fuuuuuuck spartacus season 3 (ie the most badass show ever) and angelmaker, which ive wanted to read forever! Rock the eff on!
Oh my stars, this is the bestest haul, and will be treasured forever! Especially the books, which i will need on my upcoming trip to the philippines!
my favorite touch, the wrapping paper inside:
basically me: http://www.hulu.com/watch/569132
Unfortunately, I don't think I saw anywhere in the package where you identified your forum name. Don't wanna give out your real name, but mr. will, you are an amazing person! PLease identify yourself so I can give you all the props. You are the best
Since I am taking this home on public transport I will open it when I get home or else it might be dificil
Ooo boy
you're welcome! sorry you already had the lunchbox. maybe you can take two lunches?
Check yo mail! Something somewhat time sensitive was supposed to show up today!
If not, usps owes me some refundage
For shame.
Que? That's the first lunchbox I've ever received. The blowpops were the only thing you got from my wishlist so everything else is unique
It is here! I received...
And in that envelope...
Another envelop! And in that envelope...
A (lovely) card! And in that (lovely) card...
A card! And on that card...
XBucks for buying the new Assassin's Creed DLC, which comes out on the morrow! Excellent timing indeed!
Thank you so much, dude! I shall be putting it to use forthwith.
And @lostwords - 'twas I who secretly sataned you. I completely forgot to write my handle anywhere in the box, for I am a dummy. Glad you liked your stuffs!
Also I'm in a chain with @lostwords now. Just the way I like it.
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SATAN IS THE BEST DARK LORD EVER
POST INCOMING
A BOX FROM SATAN HIMSELF!
Oh, Dark Lord Below, you are the best ever!
Let's get this thing out of the ugly ol' Amazon box, shall we?
Ooh, pretty! But... what's this card? I wonder who its from...
Latin? TO GOOGLE!
Crudely translated, it reads:
I'm sure @callius would shriek to see me stooping to such a shameful translation, but needs must when the Devil gifts.
Anyway, what's IN THE BOX?!?
Holy COCKNUCKLES! That is a baller motherfuckin sweater.
I don't know if that note is a clue I should be solving a puzzle for, or if I'm just totally dense, but I have no idea who this is from and I want to kiss them on the genitals.
Fuck yeah, Satan.
Fuck yeah.
Gross.
BAM
Box was pretty heavy and I was all whaaaat the heck could this be?
It covers Link To The Past, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Oracle of Seasons & Ages, Four Swords, Minish Cap, and Phantom Hourglass.
This is super fucking awesome and I can't wait to start reading them.
Holy fuck!
This is so perfectly timed, as I'm playing Wind Waker HD and playing through Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (both of which are awesome BTW) so I have been on a Zelda kick like whoa.
Thanks so much, and looking forward to whatever dark gifts have yet to arrive
That message appears to be a quote from Marlowe's Doctor Faustus, but what, if any, relevance that may have beyond sounding cool, I cannot say.
PREPARE YOURSELF
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I AM READY
HAIL SATAN
(i still don't own a camera so you will have to wait a couple of days for photos)