First one was technically not a package since it came by email, but still:
Awesome! A book about the world's best animals. Already downloaded to my Kindle.
Secondly (actually I got it first but for some reason I'm listing it second) was a box that was way lighter than it looked. Inside was...
Some plastic bags filled with air! They're biodegradable which is nifty (hopefully they decompose slowly enough that I can keep playing with them a while longer) and they make comfortable (though noisy) pillows.
Strangely though, to pad out the empty space in the box they used
VIDEO GAMES
Even better than the airbags! I foresee much assassingassassiningassassingass killing history mans in the near future.
Plus a mystery other thing hinted at in the email that hasn't arrived yet! Possibly providing clues as to The Dark Lord's identity? I will post about that soon.
Thanks Satan, this Christmas is already an awesome one!
Oooh! It appears my initial gift was merely the first half of my present, because I just got another package linking the previous gift AND identifying my Satan.... @RAYZE! (and husband) So properly, thank you for the book!
Inside my second package were homemade COOKIES, BROWNIES, as well as an incredibly inappropriate drawing of a uh... historical event involving the british and what I can only imagine is a large amount of semen. The cookies and brownies, sadly, were devoured by myself and fellow Penny Arcaders before I remembered that I had to take photos, and of I'll keep the drawing to myself. It's mine. I own it. It was given to me.
Oooh! It appears my initial gift was merely the first half of my present, because I just got another package linking the previous gift AND identifying my Satan.... @RAYZE! (and husband) So properly, thank you for the book!
Inside my second package were homemade COOKIES, BROWNIES, as well as an incredibly inappropriate drawing of a uh... historical event involving the british and what I can only imagine is a large amount of semen. The cookies and brownies, sadly, were devoured by myself and fellow Penny Arcaders before I remembered that I had to take photos, and of I'll keep the drawing to myself. It's mine. I own it. It was given to me.
So thanks again Rayze!!!!
@Robert Khoo, you're welcome! Did you happen to get the second gift? The cookies and brownies were technically supposed to be the third gift. Amazon said it was delivered on the 11th
So, uh, @CrackedLens - did part of your all-out rad-gift assault include a super cool brass-knuckle-handled coffee mug?
Because one such super cool brass-knuckle-handled coffee mug arrived in the mail for me today, but the return address on it says it's from some dude named Tommy in China.
I don't know any Tommys in China.
So if it's you, it's amazing! Thank you!
If it's not you, uh... anybody know a Tommy in China who would know my name and address?
So, uh, @CrackedLens - did part of your all-out rad-gift assault include a super cool brass-knuckle-handled coffee mug?
Because one such super cool brass-knuckle-handled coffee mug arrived in the mail for me today, but the return address on it says it's from some dude named Tommy in China.
I don't know any Tommys in China.
So if it's you, it's amazing! Thank you!
If it's not you, uh... anybody know a Tommy in China who would know my name and address?
YES!!
I don't know who the hell Chinese Tommy is but I'm glad he sent your mug to you so soon. I was told it wouldn't be there till like mid January.
It is quickly slain, and drops valuable bags of air
and also... all this other stuff???
OH MY GOD IT'S A BATSTRAVAGANZA
Every part of this cornucopia is incredible: Mask of the Phantasm is probably the best Batman movie ever made; I have shamefully not seen all of Batman Beyond yet; and I really needed some duct tape to fix my broken dryer! My Satan @Blake T is a detective worthy of the Dark Knight himself for picking such perfect gifts.
Thank you so much!!
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
Fuck that is some good gifts
Batman Beyond is probably the best Batman ever put to film/television
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I remember @Sheri making this shawl, thinking it was gorgeous...
and now IT'S MINE!!!
..and it totally matches my hair :bz
What else is in here???
AAAAAHHHH PUPPYCAT SO CUTE
Love the jingling bell~
Is @Sheri my Satan or was she just another gift contributor??
Let me tell you a story about this shawl
I walked past the yarn in the store on like three separate trips and I went "Nah I don't have anything to make with such a lovely yarn"
And then, I got @skettios as my Satanee and her post said that her favorite colors are "blue, green and purple." To which I said "HOLY SHIT" and immediately drove back to the store and bought this here yarn
And then as I started posting pictures skett commented and was like "oh man those are like my favorite colors" to which I said "Mwahahahahahah"
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Whoa, I had no idea that Batman Beyond boxset existed. Wishlisted so hard.
People love Mask of the Phantasm but honestly Return of the Joker is my absolute favorite animated Batman movie, if not Batman movie period. I highly recommend seeking it out after you finish Batman Beyond.
Hope you like your stuff. Sorry you got me in a non-clever year where I spent a couple of days in the hospital during our Satanic festivus and went the simple route, but hey...who doesn't love Godzilla movies and video games.
Hope you like your stuff. Sorry you got me in a non-clever year where I spent a couple of days in the hospital during our Satanic festivus and went the simple route, but hey...who doesn't love Godzilla movies and video games.
hey hope you are feeling better though. and yeah thank you a ton. these are great things.
whoever doesn't like godzilla and games is probably a boring person...
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Hope you like your stuff. Sorry you got me in a non-clever year where I spent a couple of days in the hospital during our Satanic festivus and went the simple route, but hey...who doesn't love Godzilla movies and video games.
hey hope you are feeling better though. and yeah thank you a ton. these are great things.
whoever doesn't like godzilla and games is probably a boring person...
Hope you like your stuff. Sorry you got me in a non-clever year where I spent a couple of days in the hospital during our Satanic festivus and went the simple route, but hey...who doesn't love Godzilla movies and video games.
hey hope you are feeling better though. and yeah thank you a ton. these are great things.
whoever doesn't like godzilla and games is probably a boring person...
Or Hitler
Hitler would probably dig shooter games where you can play on the nazi team like red Orchestra.
Sane people would play the soviets.
Also if Hitler were a godzilla character he would try to splice godzilla dna in his soldiers.
So I have been receiving a lot of Amazon packages due to still buying stuff for baby. So no unopened box picture.
When I opened it, the first thing I see is an envelope with
So my first instinct is to open that first
Oh sweet, I can't wait to open everythi- oh, baby is crying. I'll come back tomorrow..
****
Oh hey, mommy, what is in this box?
Right, little Adeline can;t read the spoiler message. Guess I can open up and show her!
Now a photo with little Ada! yay!
Nice presents makes Ada happy.
Thank You!
(yes, I know who my satan was, and no I'm not telling? bwahaha)
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I think I am a bad present receiver. I am very thankful when i get them, but I feel embarrassed adding things to my wish list because I feel like I'm being a burden.
Edit: This is true inmost areas of my life. I like helping others, but m embarrassed when others try to help me.
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Oh my god you guys
Satan is the best
Excuse me I have some things to unwrap and pictures to take
Oh my god this package is delightful
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Holy shit, my jaws hurt from making a 8O face so much
And I've only opened two of the five things
Stand by
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Oh my god, Satan
This fucking CD
I have to listen to it at least once all the way through, but you truly, truly are The Devil
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First one was technically not a package since it came by email, but still:
Awesome! A book about the world's best animals. Already downloaded to my Kindle.
Secondly (actually I got it first but for some reason I'm listing it second) was a box that was way lighter than it looked. Inside was...
Some plastic bags filled with air! They're biodegradable which is nifty (hopefully they decompose slowly enough that I can keep playing with them a while longer) and they make comfortable (though noisy) pillows.
Strangely though, to pad out the empty space in the box they used
VIDEO GAMES
Even better than the airbags! I foresee much assassing assassining assassingass killing history mans in the near future.
Plus a mystery other thing hinted at in the email that hasn't arrived yet! Possibly providing clues as to The Dark Lord's identity? I will post about that soon.
Thanks Satan, this Christmas is already an awesome one!
Thanks @Thetheroo ! I'm excited for part 2.
For folks that like what I received, be sure to check out @LuvCherie's shop!
Pictures in a moment.
HAIL SATAN
https://www.dropbox.com/sc/vt66gmwlmu1m1jd/Fj55chpM2j
Hope that works.
Thanks @Hunter
http://imgur.com/cxRxlP3
and now IT'S MINE!!!
..and it totally matches my hair :bz
What else is in here???
AAAAAHHHH PUPPYCAT SO CUTE
Love the jingling bell~
Is @Sheri my Satan or was she just another gift contributor??
Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
Inside my second package were homemade COOKIES, BROWNIES, as well as an incredibly inappropriate drawing of a uh... historical event involving the british and what I can only imagine is a large amount of semen. The cookies and brownies, sadly, were devoured by myself and fellow Penny Arcaders before I remembered that I had to take photos, and of I'll keep the drawing to myself. It's mine. I own it. It was given to me.
So thanks again Rayze!!!!
YAY THANK YOUUUU
@Robert Khoo, you're welcome! Did you happen to get the second gift? The cookies and brownies were technically supposed to be the third gift. Amazon said it was delivered on the 11th
:O
I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOUR PUPPYCAT AAAAAAA
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Because one such super cool brass-knuckle-handled coffee mug arrived in the mail for me today, but the return address on it says it's from some dude named Tommy in China.
I don't know any Tommys in China.
So if it's you, it's amazing! Thank you!
If it's not you, uh... anybody know a Tommy in China who would know my name and address?
YES!!
I don't know who the hell Chinese Tommy is but I'm glad he sent your mug to you so soon. I was told it wouldn't be there till like mid January.
You are now completely gifted!
and also... all this other stuff???
OH MY GOD IT'S A BATSTRAVAGANZA
Every part of this cornucopia is incredible: Mask of the Phantasm is probably the best Batman movie ever made; I have shamefully not seen all of Batman Beyond yet; and I really needed some duct tape to fix my broken dryer! My Satan @Blake T is a detective worthy of the Dark Knight himself for picking such perfect gifts.
Thank you so much!!
Batman Beyond is probably the best Batman ever put to film/television
Let me tell you a story about this shawl
I walked past the yarn in the store on like three separate trips and I went "Nah I don't have anything to make with such a lovely yarn"
And then, I got @skettios as my Satanee and her post said that her favorite colors are "blue, green and purple." To which I said "HOLY SHIT" and immediately drove back to the store and bought this here yarn
And then as I started posting pictures skett commented and was like "oh man those are like my favorite colors" to which I said "Mwahahahahahah"
(the end)
Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
People love Mask of the Phantasm but honestly Return of the Joker is my absolute favorite animated Batman movie, if not Batman movie period. I highly recommend seeking it out after you finish Batman Beyond.
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Hope you like your stuff. Sorry you got me in a non-clever year where I spent a couple of days in the hospital during our Satanic festivus and went the simple route, but hey...who doesn't love Godzilla movies and video games.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
hey hope you are feeling better though. and yeah thank you a ton. these are great things.
whoever doesn't like godzilla and games is probably a boring person...
Or Hitler
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Sane people would play the soviets.
Also if Hitler were a godzilla character he would try to splice godzilla dna in his soldiers.
I am just about speechless.
@tonkka is the most amazing Satan
photos incoming
Let's open this thing up
Hail Satan, Tonkka!
owner of the beard I covet so much, what has Satan done through you?
It would appear that Satan has deemed it proper to use you to send packaged goods my way.
Let's open these up...
Awesome! I fucking LOVE Pokemon!
wait... I don't have a...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhraglblgla
I am essentially speechless. I am dead, you have killed me.
Satan knows that I will lose many hours of life with this, thus playing right into Satan's plans.
TL;DR @Tonkka is one fucking amazing vessel for Satan.
And something wicked your way comes
When I opened it, the first thing I see is an envelope with
****
Oh hey, mommy, what is in this box?
Thank You!
(yes, I know who my satan was, and no I'm not telling? bwahaha)
Edit: This is true inmost areas of my life. I like helping others, but m embarrassed when others try to help me.
Satan is the best
Excuse me I have some things to unwrap and pictures to take
Oh my god this package is delightful
And I've only opened two of the five things
Stand by
This fucking CD
I have to listen to it at least once all the way through, but you truly, truly are The Devil