i had never heard of a chromecast until this moment
that's cool
Chromecast is the best!
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OkamiOn the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody.Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered Userregular
edited December 2013
I got a thing!
Not sure if it's from my satan, it doesn't have a note or invoice with it, but nobody else who's told me they were sending something has taken credit for it
Unfortunately, the shipping company ruined the surprise as you can see on the package, but none the less I am happy to have this game! Thank you, Satan! (if it is from you!)
Turns out it was from my cousin, not the dark lord!
Turns out I had a package waiting for me at the local Post Office depot. It'd been there since the 23rd and was looking a little worse for wear:
The dog was too busy tearing into a chew and the baby too tired from his ordeal at the doctors getting his vaccinations to appear in these photos.
And what's inside?
Air! The thing I need most to live!
And there's another present underneath the air?
Wow! These are amazing!
Settling in nicely next to Rex and Hobbes
Thank you so much, @Robert Khoo , I know I'm an awkward bugger to shop for but these are perfect!
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
The best khoolection of Khoo puns was done by our very own @beavotron who drew up an entire book and gifted them to Mr. Robert a few christmases ago, I believe.
Hey, um If you live outside of the US and haven't got your stuff yet I haven't forgotten you! I sent it the week before Christmas unaware international shipping takes FOREVER. Shits on the way. Trust me.
I arrived home to the discovery of a mysterious package from a foreign land. Scrawled with both English and French, I knew this was from Canada, a land I have heard about in stories but have rarely interacted with. The Prince of Darkness in this case saw fit to serve as an emissary to help me understand this twisted, depraved (and frigid) land. At once upon opening the package I came upon a card which had notified me that the Lotus Evora S which I had requested on my Amazon Wishlist would not be allowed through customs, understandable. Besides, a Canadian Evora would have a metric speedo, and who has use for that? Nobody.
In lieu of a motor vehicle (or so I thought), I was given a series of items representative of this foreign land.
First, a hand crafted symbol. Presumably of their deity, or perhaps the the very demon that orchestrated this package. Or Majora's Mask. Either one. Finely appointed in a frame, and soon to be on my wall.
Second, chips. But not just any chips. Canadian chips. This is critical, and I am eager to see in what way the North can produce potato chips in such a fashion as to designate them as their own and no others. Time will tell.
Third, a mysterious chest that at first I was hesitant to open as it may indeed contain a hideous portal to this hellscape. But actually it was candy. Really good candy. I already ate a coffee bar and it was delicious. I am left with no doubts that the prince of darkness's taste in sweets is supreme. And Canadian candy is just cool. Why can't we have this kind of stuff.
Fourth, perhaps the most worrying of all. The demonic forces responsible for this vessel managed to find and perform magics upon a late model Dodge Charger R/T, shrinking it to a size that might more easily slip through customs. I feel sorrow for the occupants of this vehicle at the time it was commandeered by Unknowable Forces. In America that would explicitly not be covered by insurance.
Thank you @Cello this is all very delightful, and the candy is excellent.
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
Dear Satan,
Someone took a package off of my stoop this afternoon. I was home, but asleep, and didn't hear them. Luckily, my father has a camera pointed right at the steps, so we saw that it was indeed a theft and not a case of the package not being delivered. Also, I know that this package wasn't from you (thankfully, it was underwear that I had ordered for myself), but I do want you to be aware of it when you do send your evil parcel. Perhaps ask for it to be signed for, if possible. Pretty goddamn annoyed as now I have to figure out how to go about getting myself the undies. Happy holidays.
My Satan is A+++++ THE BEST. Apologies for the super delayed post - my work laptop inconveniently kicked the bucket. But I threw a corgi in the photo to make up for it?
By some miracle, you picked the top Ghibli movie I want to see but haven't (Castle in the Sky) and my favorite Ghibli movie I did not previously own. You wizard, you. I also freaking love the jelly candy things, so aces there too. Your research was impressive, everything was spot-on and I love it to pieces. Also, Ranger (dog) was very concerned about the presence of a turret but he's warmed up to it and they're friends now. You're the best, Satan!!!
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
That actually appears to just be a corgi's head attached to some kind of ball, you monster.
Someone took a package off of my stoop this afternoon. I was home, but asleep, and didn't hear them. Luckily, my father has a camera pointed right at the steps, so we saw that it was indeed a theft and not a case of the package not being delivered. Also, I know that this package wasn't from you (thankfully, it was underwear that I had ordered for myself), but I do want you to be aware of it when you do send your evil parcel. Perhaps ask for it to be signed for, if possible. Pretty goddamn annoyed as now I have to figure out how to go about getting myself the undies. Happy holidays.
Goose!
You know they have places that you can go to buy underwear in person, right?
I arrived home to the discovery of a mysterious package from a foreign land. Scrawled with both English and French, I knew this was from Canada, a land I have heard about in stories but have rarely interacted with. The Prince of Darkness in this case saw fit to serve as an emissary to help me understand this twisted, depraved (and frigid) land. At once upon opening the package I came upon a card which had notified me that the Lotus Evora S which I had requested on my Amazon Wishlist would not be allowed through customs, understandable. Besides, a Canadian Evora would have a metric speedo, and who has use for that? Nobody.
In lieu of a motor vehicle (or so I thought), I was given a series of items representative of this foreign land.
First, a hand crafted symbol. Presumably of their deity, or perhaps the the very demon that orchestrated this package. Or Majora's Mask. Either one. Finely appointed in a frame, and soon to be on my wall.
Second, chips. But not just any chips. Canadian chips. This is critical, and I am eager to see in what way the North can produce potato chips in such a fashion as to designate them as their own and no others. Time will tell.
Third, a mysterious chest that at first I was hesitant to open as it may indeed contain a hideous portal to this hellscape. But actually it was candy. Really good candy. I already ate a coffee bar and it was delicious. I am left with no doubts that the prince of darkness's taste in sweets is supreme. And Canadian candy is just cool. Why can't we have this kind of stuff.
Fourth, perhaps the most worrying of all. The demonic forces responsible for this vessel managed to find and perform magics upon a late model Dodge Charger R/T, shrinking it to a size that might more easily slip through customs. I feel sorrow for the occupants of this vehicle at the time it was commandeered by Unknowable Forces. In America that would explicitly not be covered by insurance.
Thank you @Cello this is all very delightful, and the candy is excellent.
YAYYYY! I'm glad you like it! I have one more thing I plan to send along to you this month. December got a bit... pricier than I was expecting, and I didn't have the budget to send a few more things along until now. Expect at least one more package!
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Your cookie gift certificate turned into awesome Christmas Eve cookies that my whole family enjoyed. Thanks!
Locke and Key is by far my favorite current comic series.
I just read the final issue the other day, and it was a pretty satisfying ending.
Sad that the story is over, though.
well poop
Last piece of my satan's gift will be sent out after I get paid this next week, Christmas basically cleaned me out until then!
It's a Thunder God!
This will be great to read on New Years, when the air will be full of smoke clouds, thunder and lightning! Thanks a lot!
What is this? Could it be? OH HELLS YES! ALL HAIL OUR GIFT GIVING LORD SATAN!
The box just being opened. It's cherry popped, it's now time to work this gift haul.
OK, there are multiple items in this thing. I shall start with the small bag on top.
Look at this, stuff for my new puppy Max that we'll be getting early January.
Here's the main loot in this treasure chest.
I had to capture the glory that was the Justin Bieber wrapping paper. I saved it for later for a fapping session.
Here's the card. I have been conditioned by society to look at the card even though I just want to get to the cool stuff.
Holy shitz! Chromecast, Lego Marvel Heroes, Penny Arcade 11 1/2 Year book, and an Adventure Time comic. Fuck yeah!
The whole shebang. Thank you very much @Bogey. You are an awesome Secret Satan.
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that's cool
well, its middle earth technically
Not sure if it's from my satan, it doesn't have a note or invoice with it, but nobody else who's told me they were sending something has taken credit for it
Unfortunately, the shipping company ruined the surprise as you can see on the package, but none the less I am happy to have this game! Thank you, Satan! (if it is from you!)
Turns out it was from my cousin, not the dark lord!
She loves getting petted.
This time it's for real..
The dog was too busy tearing into a chew and the baby too tired from his ordeal at the doctors getting his vaccinations to appear in these photos.
And what's inside?
Air! The thing I need most to live!
And there's another present underneath the air?
Wow! These are amazing!
Settling in nicely next to Rex and Hobbes
Thank you so much, @Robert Khoo , I know I'm an awkward bugger to shop for but these are perfect!
Damn you, Post Office!
It's a Khoo d'état!
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Happy HanukKhoo
Well then you can take my gun and badge! I'm done khoolaborating with you suits!
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In lieu of a motor vehicle (or so I thought), I was given a series of items representative of this foreign land.
First, a hand crafted symbol. Presumably of their deity, or perhaps the the very demon that orchestrated this package. Or Majora's Mask. Either one. Finely appointed in a frame, and soon to be on my wall.
Second, chips. But not just any chips. Canadian chips. This is critical, and I am eager to see in what way the North can produce potato chips in such a fashion as to designate them as their own and no others. Time will tell.
Third, a mysterious chest that at first I was hesitant to open as it may indeed contain a hideous portal to this hellscape. But actually it was candy. Really good candy. I already ate a coffee bar and it was delicious. I am left with no doubts that the prince of darkness's taste in sweets is supreme. And Canadian candy is just cool. Why can't we have this kind of stuff.
Fourth, perhaps the most worrying of all. The demonic forces responsible for this vessel managed to find and perform magics upon a late model Dodge Charger R/T, shrinking it to a size that might more easily slip through customs. I feel sorrow for the occupants of this vehicle at the time it was commandeered by Unknowable Forces. In America that would explicitly not be covered by insurance.
Thank you @Cello this is all very delightful, and the candy is excellent.
Someone took a package off of my stoop this afternoon. I was home, but asleep, and didn't hear them. Luckily, my father has a camera pointed right at the steps, so we saw that it was indeed a theft and not a case of the package not being delivered. Also, I know that this package wasn't from you (thankfully, it was underwear that I had ordered for myself), but I do want you to be aware of it when you do send your evil parcel. Perhaps ask for it to be signed for, if possible. Pretty goddamn annoyed as now I have to figure out how to go about getting myself the undies. Happy holidays.
Goose!
By some miracle, you picked the top Ghibli movie I want to see but haven't (Castle in the Sky) and my favorite Ghibli movie I did not previously own. You wizard, you. I also freaking love the jelly candy things, so aces there too. Your research was impressive, everything was spot-on and I love it to pieces. Also, Ranger (dog) was very concerned about the presence of a turret but he's warmed up to it and they're friends now. You're the best, Satan!!!
You know they have places that you can go to buy underwear in person, right?
YAYYYY! I'm glad you like it! I have one more thing I plan to send along to you this month. December got a bit... pricier than I was expecting, and I didn't have the budget to send a few more things along until now. Expect at least one more package!
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