You girls have all been told by your parents where the poop ended up when you were in diapers, right?
Nevertheless, you still should always wipe the baby front to back when changing them.
I'm going to clean my children with a garden hose. Kids are so goddamn filthy.
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Haven't slogged the whole thread, but if you do a proper deuce - by shitting outside, in the woods, hanging from a navel high branch by one hand with most of your weight, heels WELL out in front of yourself, knees SLIGHTLY flexed - in other words as darwin has shaped us to throw our spackle - you'll avoid the horror of pressed-cheek smearage imposed upon us by the modernist toilocracy in the first place.
I get by on the knowledge that I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time mucking about inside of my asshole anyway, so if there are miniscule bits of poo that I can't see or smell or feel or get on my skivvies, who gives a proverbial shit?
Cause you know what? Even if you use wet wipes, if you go 2 cm upstream, you're going to find more poop.
That said, my morning routine is generally get up -> do my business -> take a shower, so I'm getting myself properly clean either way.
And why the hell does this thread even exist what is wrong with you people.
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I did a stint as a plumber for 2 years and the overwhelming majority of the time I had to snake a toilet, it was clogged with wet wipes, pads and tampons. Those three items should be thrown out, not flushed.
The different types of "flushable" and "non-flushable" wet wipes are CLEARLY MARKED
Doesn't matter, even flushable wipes can clog septic systems. Less likely, sure...but they definitely clog easier than toilet paper.
Either way...why are we responding to a thread from 2009?
Seriously. Is discussing TP so important that this thread had to be necro'd from a half-decade ago?
Thanks for giving me an excellent reason to close the thread and pretend it doesn't exist.
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While this doesn't particularly surprise me, I think I was happier not knowing that.
I'm going to the store for some mind bleach, anyone else want anything?
See if they have a sale on fucking boring a hole in my skull and extracting the knowledge.
I host a podcast about movies.
Cause you know what? Even if you use wet wipes, if you go 2 cm upstream, you're going to find more poop.
That said, my morning routine is generally get up -> do my business -> take a shower, so I'm getting myself properly clean either way.
And why the hell does this thread even exist what is wrong with you people.
http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/#!/content/1.2499631
I did a stint as a plumber for 2 years and the overwhelming majority of the time I had to snake a toilet, it was clogged with wet wipes, pads and tampons. Those three items should be thrown out, not flushed.
and then take a stab at it with a wipe
take a stab at it
stab
Thank you for the new sig.
Doesn't matter, even flushable wipes can clog septic systems. Less likely, sure...but they definitely clog easier than toilet paper.
Either way...why are we responding to a thread from 2009?
Seriously. Is discussing TP so important that this thread had to be necro'd from a half-decade ago?
Wet toilet paper is literally the worst idea
Just make sure you use enough layers and not too much water.
Thanks for giving me an excellent reason to close the thread and pretend it doesn't exist.