I didn't intend to convey size, but a scaly texture and anemic coloring.
Well, that's fine, but why do you feel the need to describe your gay dad's cock?
Oh! Oh... I'm sorry.
And before you say it: I only know it was your gay dad's cock because of all the warnings going out to the general public that you and your family are medical horrors and must, at all costs, be avoided.
we were off to a good start last night.
Who the fuck invited the retard brigade?
Metal... you really need to fix this. And where's SpecX? he's good at making noobs cry.
EDIT: time to flame some of the attempted flames
Like Bacon said last night: This is just a test to see who's not clever. Being the recipient of a flame isn't what we're looking for, it's about how well you can flame someone else. Think of it this way: "Your mom" is worth 1 point. Personal attacks are worth two points. An entire page of why the subject of the flame is stupid is still worth only two points, no matter how long the words are that you use. Anything worth five points or more are those things that are said that make other readers laugh out loud, but also scare them away from typing "lol" lest they be the subject of your next flame.
And as a corollary, the best way to fight a battle of wits is unarmed. If someone flames you, just move on. You'll score more if you choose your targets instead of keeping a rivalry with the first person to ever flame you.
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You're a sweetheart bunny
Unless you show that you mean business right off the bat.
Sounds like I need to jail somebody...
I think you mean peen-o-rama.
This joke is totally mine. I came up with it. No-one dares say I didn't.
will they break h-scroll? i hope not.
I totally came up with that joke and sent it to you through the power of my mind.
does anyone have a 3-foot by 4-foot scanner?
that couldn't have taken long
Know all those sexy dreams that you have of me? Guess where they come from...
Is the flag as a size comparison? Or is that just to reaffirm that yes, you are a true-blooded American who, by definition, sports a massive wang?
oedipus much?
Well, that's fine, but why do you feel the need to describe your gay dad's cock?
Oh! Oh... I'm sorry.
And before you say it: I only know it was your gay dad's cock because of all the warnings going out to the general public that you and your family are medical horrors and must, at all costs, be avoided.
It's funny, because that's what byron said when his dad forced him to suck on his gay, injured, misshapen cock.
Celestial, you're a complete fucker and nobody likes you.
Everyone else, make better flames.
i too noticed a blatant lack of sufficient fuck words in the flame thread...
Quit trying to kiss my ass. You're one of the people I'm talking about.
What the hell is your problem. Woo, look at me, I got a new DS game! Only I can't play it online like it was intended because I'm a goddam apple dick.
Fucking retard.
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:? Is that what your mom eats for breakfast?
we were off to a good start last night.
Who the fuck invited the retard brigade?
Metal... you really need to fix this. And where's SpecX? he's good at making noobs cry.
EDIT: time to flame some of the attempted flames
Like Bacon said last night: This is just a test to see who's not clever. Being the recipient of a flame isn't what we're looking for, it's about how well you can flame someone else. Think of it this way: "Your mom" is worth 1 point. Personal attacks are worth two points. An entire page of why the subject of the flame is stupid is still worth only two points, no matter how long the words are that you use. Anything worth five points or more are those things that are said that make other readers laugh out loud, but also scare them away from typing "lol" lest they be the subject of your next flame.
And as a corollary, the best way to fight a battle of wits is unarmed. If someone flames you, just move on. You'll score more if you choose your targets instead of keeping a rivalry with the first person to ever flame you.
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Will of the Council - Starting with you, each player votes for death goblin.
Its like the matrix only replace all the guns with suck.