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I am the next MacGyver.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    hey guys I take photographs would you like to see them

    I put a border around them

    you are only exacerbating the situation
    that's the joke, you dumbass

    maybe you shouldn't piggyback my jokes you slag

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !



    (stupid character minimum)

    rat.jpg facebook? tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Wishlist! satan here!
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    god he is so dumb

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    god he is so dumb

    least I don't have a tail

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    wam is wam

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hey guys I have a tail

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
    · Agree Awesome
  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I broke into my friend's car this summer using my watch. We were on a fishing trip, and he had the nerve to lock my beef jerkey in the car. Yes, the alarm went off.

    Yesterday I forgot the combination to a locked box that I needed to get papers out of, so I could grade them. I scraped them out with a ruler. That I got from the computer lab attendant. Who probably should have been stopping me.

    · Agree Awesome
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    did you forget your NES controller belt buckle or something
    also were you wearing a NINTENDO REHABILITATION CENTRE t-shirt

    you just come off as one of those people who would

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    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    anglophile burns hurt the worst

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
    · Agree Awesome
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    hey guys I have a tail

    I've heard that yeah

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  • AslanAslan Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Whale tail.

    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    looks like this season of macguyver is fucking weak sauce

    motherfucker can't even make a belt that don't cost three times what a regular belt would

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    Steam
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    oh look I carved a block of soap out of this slightly larger block of soap

    good job, mac. You're a goddamn genius.

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    Steam
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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm gonna make a belt out a Plutonium Isotope, a Bentley, and President George Bush Sr.

    · Agree Awesome
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    Hey check this shit out I just crafted a hole in the wall over there using only this six pack of beer and a regular, ordinary loaded handgun

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    Steam
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Is this what qualifies as resourcefulness? I brushed my teeth with my finger the last day because i left my tooth brush at home, I didn't make a thread about it

    · Agree Awesome
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    from this ten dollar bill I have crafted a delicious burrito and a shot of tequila

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
    · Agree Awesome
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    Is this what qualifies as resourcefulness? I brushed my teeth with my finger the last day because i left my tooth brush at home, I didn't make a thread about it

    no, this is what qualifies as "holy shit my life is so boring, please someone validate my existence with attention"

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    Steam
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  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey, I posted about breaking into a car with a watch, and stealing stuff from a locked box under watch. The spirit of MacGyver still lives.

    · Agree Awesome
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    MacGyver must be spinning in his grave

    · Agree Awesome
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    this is what happens when we give white trash access to information technology

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    The handlebars on my bike (same one with the fucked up gear shift) always slid out of the bracket they're in. A couple pieces of gum and a wrench later, problem solved.
    I assembled a "tool kit" that was one wrench, one Allen wrench, and a pack of gum. Shit kept that bike together for three months.

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
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  • TiBTiB Registered User
    edited September 2007
    so fast that the rotation of the earth is off

    McGuyvering is escaping a burning building with nothing but a Tube sock and some Dawn soap.

    Making a belt out of something that resembles a rope is not.

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  • TonkkaTonkka I'm putting in my two weeks notice! As of two fucking weeks ago!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I once broke a shoelace and... put on a different pair of shoes.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TiB wrote: »
    so fast that the rotation of the earth is off

    McGuyvering is escaping a burning building with nothing but a Tube sock and some Dawn soap.

    Making a belt out of something that resembles a rope is not.

    Soap into sock, dip in water. Swing the sock around, the soap and water, mixing with the air, are forced through the sock and emerge as foam, which sprays out, clearing a fire free path to safety.

    (Try it and die, soap foam is not Firefighting foam).

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
    · Agree Awesome
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    how the hell can you not have a belt when you wear clothes that are too big for you

    · Agree Awesome
  • TiBTiB Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    TiB wrote: »
    so fast that the rotation of the earth is off

    McGuyvering is escaping a burning building with nothing but a Tube sock and some Dawn soap.

    Making a belt out of something that resembles a rope is not.

    Soap into sock, dip in water. Swing the sock around, the soap and water, mixing with the air, are forced through the sock and emerge as foam, which sprays out, clearing a fire free path to safety.

    (Try it and die, soap foam is not Firefighting foam).

    Then that is not the McGuyver way of doing it now is it?

    SatW.jpg
    · Agree Awesome
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TiB wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    TiB wrote: »
    so fast that the rotation of the earth is off

    McGuyvering is escaping a burning building with nothing but a Tube sock and some Dawn soap.

    Making a belt out of something that resembles a rope is not.

    Soap into sock, dip in water. Swing the sock around, the soap and water, mixing with the air, are forced through the sock and emerge as foam, which sprays out, clearing a fire free path to safety.

    (Try it and die, soap foam is not Firefighting foam).

    Then that is not the McGuyver way of doing it now is it?

    Admittedly, McGuyver dying every episode probably would have hurt ratings.

    [edit] but that would be neat for the DVD set or something. Every episode has an alternate ending where his absurd combination of components fails horribly.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
    · Agree Awesome
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Hes raggin on your chord dude.

    · Agree Awesome
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    he's better in Stargate

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User
    edited September 2007
    TheOneWhoStoodUp wrote: »
    _______moe wrote: »
    That's not McGuyver, that's Jimbo Jones

    Hey man, he's raggin' on your cord!

    :^:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    · Agree Awesome
  • JimothyJimothy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Buy a belt cockgobbler

    Alternatively, you could just buy pants that fit.

    · Agree Awesome
  • TiBTiB Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    TiB wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    TiB wrote: »
    so fast that the rotation of the earth is off

    McGuyvering is escaping a burning building with nothing but a Tube sock and some Dawn soap.

    Making a belt out of something that resembles a rope is not.

    Soap into sock, dip in water. Swing the sock around, the soap and water, mixing with the air, are forced through the sock and emerge as foam, which sprays out, clearing a fire free path to safety.

    (Try it and die, soap foam is not Firefighting foam).

    Then that is not the McGuyver way of doing it now is it?

    Admittedly, McGuyver dying every episode probably would have hurt ratings.

    [edit] but that would be neat for the DVD set or something. Every episode has an alternate ending where his absurd combination of components fails horribly.


    I wasn't a fan of south park

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  • JimothyJimothy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    They did something like that on SNL.

    · Agree Awesome
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Xbalanque, The Hidden Jaguar Sun 12/21/12 hahahaha you guys are so dumbRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dakal wrote: »
    Damn you thatdudeoverthere!

    I love seeing that

    dWLEsUM.pngMy Youtube My Steam SMITE IGN: TDOTCRFH4 come SMITE with me
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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sometimes, Wikipedia is awesome.


    Khavall's Beginner's Guide to Music Everything(Theory Blog)
    · Agree Awesome
  • TonkkaTonkka I'm putting in my two weeks notice! As of two fucking weeks ago!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Sometimes, Wikipedia is awesome.

    That is pure gold.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
    · Agree Awesome
  • RonjonRonjon Registered User
    edited September 2007
    I was just gonna throw out there that if you buy a Geek Squad USB cable it suggests possible use as a makeshift belt on the printing on it.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • TreelootTreeloot Registered User
    edited September 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    how the hell can you not have a belt when you wear clothes that are too big for you

    I think they grew in the wash or something they fit fine when I got here.

    Join Goal Line Blitz, the free football MMORPG
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  • JimothyJimothy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't think things grow in the wash dude. They shrink.

    · Agree Awesome
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