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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    How does one hate condiments? That is such a broad category containing so many things.

    And like, good cooking is all about the sauces, it is known.
    Sauce and condiments are different

    I love good sauce, a good alfredo is a love letter to my heart

    but shit like ketchup and mustard and mayo NOPE


    Sauces are like, by definition condiments.
    So you would call ketchup a sauce?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I ate a plain chicken breast and some steamed broccoli

    Almost too much excitement to handle

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    A condiment is just a sauce you put on a sandwich.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    How does one hate condiments? That is such a broad category containing so many things.

    And like, good cooking is all about the sauces, it is known.
    Sauce and condiments are different

    I love good sauce, a good alfredo is a love letter to my heart

    but shit like ketchup and mustard and mayo NOPE


    Sauces are like, by definition condiments.
    So you would call ketchup a sauce?

    Yes, definitely.

    Sauce is a liquid substance you put on food to change its taste. Ketchup fits that bill.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    How does one hate condiments? That is such a broad category containing so many things.

    And like, good cooking is all about the sauces, it is known.
    Sauce and condiments are different

    I love good sauce, a good alfredo is a love letter to my heart

    but shit like ketchup and mustard and mayo NOPE


    Sauces are like, by definition condiments.
    So you would call ketchup a sauce?

    The like, go to alternative name for ketchup is tomato sauce. It is definitely a sauce.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    A condiment is just a sauce you put on a sandwich.
    Or a snack food like fries or something

    like I know there isn't a hard definition but, to me, a condiment is something you put in a small amount (usually) on things like burgers or sandwiches that aren't the main attraction

    whereas in something like Spaghetti the sauce is the whole deal

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I like the taste of mustard so I put mustard on my sandwiches. If no mustard is available I just leave it at meat/cheese/lettuce. I don't really understand the aversion to dry sandwiches some people have. I hear that sort of disapproval from my aunt all the time. I don't get it.

    I'll just take a bite and also drink some of my drink? I have saliva too, that seems to do a good enough job.

    Foodpinions are weird sometimes.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sauces are liquid condiments to me.

    Solid condiments being things like salt and pepper.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Dry sandwiches can really suck if you do not have a drink on hand. Like physically painful to eat. Personally, guess I don't produce that much saliva.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Guess who's getting gigabit internet? This guy.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I'm having Little Caeser's pizza for the first time

    It's...better than I expected for how cheap it is

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Max Temkin plays Hunter in Hearthstone.

    This is funny if you know Hearthstone and Max Temkin.

    Last night, I found Hunter to be my favorite class.

    I knew what that Secret was the moment Temkin played it, and waited with great anticipation to see Patrick's reaction.

    Wonder if Temkin knows about the Secret+Eaglethorn Bow combo. So good.

    Mx. Quill on
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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    yo cheap pizza for life

    ain't got time for that fancy shit

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    A condiment is just a sauce you put on a sandwich.
    Or a snack food like fries or something

    like I know there isn't a hard definition but, to me, a condiment is something you put in a small amount (usually) on things like burgers or sandwiches that aren't the main attraction

    whereas in something like Spaghetti the sauce is the whole deal

    I'd argue that ketchup in a burger is a condiment, but ketchup on fries is a sauce.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sauces are liquid condiments to me.

    Solid condiments being things like salt and pepper.

    Salt and pepper fall more squarely under spices.

    Well, pepper does. Salt is just salt.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Avril Lavigne is married to the lead singer of Nickelback?

    What is wrong with you, Canada? You used to be cool.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Maximum wrote: »
    Avril Lavigne is married to the lead singer of Nickelback?

    What is wrong with you, Canada? You used to be cool.

    the fuck are you complaining about we managed to get them in one place so no one else was contaminated

    this is quarantine 101

    I needed anime to post. on
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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    I tried watching Scoops play Hearthstone, but I need more melodrama in my card battles.

    I didn't even see any trap cards.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Avril Lavigne is married to the lead singer of Nickelback?

    What is wrong with you, Canada? You used to be cool.

    the fuck are you complaining about we managed to get them in one place so no one else was contaminated

    this is quarantine 101

    What you doing about Bieber huh?!?

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I tried watching Scoops play Hearthstone, but I need more melodrama in my card battles.

    I didn't even see any trap cards.

    scoops literally lost to max temkin's (explosive) trap card

    Maximum wrote: »
    Avril Lavigne is married to the lead singer of Nickelback?

    What is wrong with you, Canada? You used to be cool.

    the fuck are you complaining about we managed to get them in one place so no one else was contaminated

    this is quarantine 101

    What you doing about Bieber huh?!?

    the bieber problem will....

    solve itself

    I needed anime to post. on
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    I am 100% in agreement with Jeff on mayonaise

    if you even cut my sandwich with a knife that had mayo on it, I will probably throw the sandwich out

    Kilroy on
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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Avril Lavigne is married to the lead singer of Nickelback?

    What is wrong with you, Canada? You used to be cool.

    the fuck are you complaining about we managed to get them in one place so no one else was contaminated

    this is quarantine 101

    What you doing about Bieber huh?!?

    Hey, we had that olympic hockey bet, which I'm pretty sure is legally binding, and now he's America's problem.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Not a mayo fan myself but eh, it's edible.

    If I threw out everything with even a little bit of mayo on it I would probably starve in Japan.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I tried watching Scoops play Hearthstone, but I need more melodrama in my card battles.

    I didn't even see any trap cards.

    scoops literally lost to max temkin's (explosive) trap card

    Maximum wrote: »
    Avril Lavigne is married to the lead singer of Nickelback?

    What is wrong with you, Canada? You used to be cool.

    the fuck are you complaining about we managed to get them in one place so no one else was contaminated

    this is quarantine 101

    What you doing about Bieber huh?!?

    the bieber problem will....

    solve itself

    Still gonna harass your embassy to deal with the situation

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I didn't know they made Sriracha mayo.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I didn't know they made Sriracha mayo.

    It's better to mix them together yourself.

    Flavored mayo is generally shitty.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Avril Lavigne is married to the lead singer of Nickelback?

    What is wrong with you, Canada? You used to be cool.

    the fuck are you complaining about we managed to get them in one place so no one else was contaminated

    this is quarantine 101

    What you doing about Bieber huh?!?

    Working on it. As soon as the next female teen Canadian pop sensation breaks out, WHAPOW! Hitch those kids!

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    DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    Mayonnaise is the Devil's business.

    Terrible stuff.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I love honey mustard.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sauces are liquid condiments to me.

    Solid condiments being things like salt and pepper.

    Salt and pepper fall more squarely under spices.

    Well, pepper does. Salt is just salt.

    Maybe on odd distinction to make but I'd say put on before or during cooking I would call it seasoning, put on at the table I'd call it a condiment.

    Mayo related: it is a great base for other sauces though, like tartar sauce.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I don't always like mayo on my sandwiches, but I don't know how anyone could live without ever eating potato, pasta, or egg salads.

    Or even tuna fish.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    18 year old me thought avril lavigne was so hot

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    18 year old me thought avril lavigne was so hot

    Lots of bad people are hot.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I still find her attractive.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Also I just ate 24 steamed dumplings

    how are you thread

    It's funny because I could do this like, 3 years ago

    Man do your binge eating/drinking ability go away fast

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    i mean

    she's still a very attractive woman

    HAHA, HOW BOUT THOSE TIMELY POSTS EH

    I needed anime to post. on
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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    I mean Vladimir Putin is hot.

    Dzhokar Tsarnaev is hot.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    I am 100% in agreement with Jeff on mayonaise

    if you even cut my sandwich with a knife that had mayo on it, I will probably throw the sandwich out

    mayo is a hill I am willing to die on

    stop putting mayo on fucking everything. lots of people don't like mayo

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    18 year old me thought avril lavigne was so hot

    Lots of bad people are hot.

    Yo

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Yeah she's a very pretty lady

    She just makes horrid music

    That said since I found out Kesha is actually a huge nerd I've had a horrible crush

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
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