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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Seriously though, Falcons fans are the wurst. The cognative Dissonance that they display every-single-season on how "This is gonna be the year! This is gonna be the year we clench the superbowl! LETS BUILD A NEW STADIUM! RISE UP!"

    It's unreal.

  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I counted her pills this morning for her.

    She had TOO MANY. Gasp.

    BEING RESPONSIBLE.

    mainly b/c i can count to potato.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    snip
    The Asian Republican Coalition is trying to "win back" Asian Americans (unclear if they ever really had us). Though its staff is virtually all Caucasian, that's not a barrier to Vice Chair Thomas Britt. "We have a very broad definition of what constitutes the Asian American community. The Asian Republican Coalition is open to all Americans, including Asian Americans and those of us like me who are not ethnically Asian but have spent twenty years living in Hong Kong.”

    guys

    wat?

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    the best asians are white people

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Um, Philly fans are the worst. Yes the rest might be insufferable boors. But when you ask Philly fans today about booing and throwing shit at Santa, their response is that he had it coming.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I counted her pills this morning for her.

    She had TOO MANY. Gasp.

    BEING RESPONSIBLE.

    mainly b/c i can count to potato.

    nice humblebrag there, brainiac.

    and i can only count to broccoli... :(

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
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    The Asian Republican Coalition is trying to "win back" Asian Americans (unclear if they ever really had us). Though its staff is virtually all Caucasian, that's not a barrier to Vice Chair Thomas Britt. "We have a very broad definition of what constitutes the Asian American community. The Asian Republican Coalition is open to all Americans, including Asian Americans and those of us like me who are not ethnically Asian but have spent twenty years living in Hong Kong.”

    guys

    oh god how is this not an Onion article?

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Organichu once confided in me that he gets angry when he sees an asian woman with an asian man because those are "for white men, and black guys that are into karate movies"

  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    snip
    The Asian Republican Coalition is trying to "win back" Asian Americans (unclear if they ever really had us). Though its staff is virtually all Caucasian, that's not a barrier to Vice Chair Thomas Britt. "We have a very broad definition of what constitutes the Asian American community. The Asian Republican Coalition is open to all Americans, including Asian Americans and those of us like me who are not ethnically Asian but have spent twenty years living in Hong Kong.”

    guys

    can you imagine if you swapped out asian with african american? and asia with africa? lol

    omg lol

    ChelleYeah on
    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    So apparently FIFA totally got bribed by Qutar for the next World Cup.

    And now they're working people to death to build the stadiums so people can play soccer in 120 degree weather

    i don't see how this could possibly go wrong

    Blatter has said hmmm maybe that was a mistake in hindsight. If only someone had gone to Qatar with a thermometer at the time and noticed that playing football in 50 degree heat would be problematic. If only.

    Also the whole slave state thing.

    It wouldn't be the first time it was held somewhere dodgy. Argentina was still a dictatorship in '78 when they won after a highly suspicious 6-0 trouncing of Peru that let them advance in place of Brazil.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ludious wrote: »
    Organichu once confided in me that he gets angry when he sees an asian woman with an asian man because those are "for white men, and black guys that are into karate movies"

    i get mad when i see anyone with an asian man

  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    the best asians are white people

    Siggd

    Also @eddy

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
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    The Asian Republican Coalition is trying to "win back" Asian Americans (unclear if they ever really had us). Though its staff is virtually all Caucasian, that's not a barrier to Vice Chair Thomas Britt. "We have a very broad definition of what constitutes the Asian American community. The Asian Republican Coalition is open to all Americans, including Asian Americans and those of us like me who are not ethnically Asian but have spent twenty years living in Hong Kong.”

    guys

    If women's reproductive rights can be decided by a bunch of old men, then the Asians can be represented by anybody who's had sushi or done an offensive impersonation of a Chinese person.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Organichu once confided in me that he gets angry when he sees an asian woman with an asian man because those are "for white men, and black guys that are into karate movies"

    i get mad when i see anyone with an asian man

    chu pines for @Eddy‌'s love

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    that is the most privileged looking group of women. i mean i really want to hate them and i dont know why.

    maybe i do have some female qualities afterall?

    kitty has claws.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    the best asians are jews, obviously

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    Ludious wrote: »
    Organichu once confided in me that he gets angry when he sees an asian woman with an asian man because those are "for white men, and black guys that are into karate movies"

    this contradicts that time he told me he thought race mixing was an abomination akin to spitting in the face of God

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    snip
    The Asian Republican Coalition is trying to "win back" Asian Americans (unclear if they ever really had us). Though its staff is virtually all Caucasian, that's not a barrier to Vice Chair Thomas Britt. "We have a very broad definition of what constitutes the Asian American community. The Asian Republican Coalition is open to all Americans, including Asian Americans and those of us like me who are not ethnically Asian but have spent twenty years living in Hong Kong.”

    guys

    wat?

    Well, Depending on the size of the group. I wouldn't expect everyone in the entire office to be Asian. And yes, a white guy who has lived in China for 20 years knows A LOT more about chinese foreign relations than my ethnically Chinese roommate who grew up in the suburbs of Fort Lauderdale.

    But, I think if you are trying to say you represent the interests of Asian Americans, having quite a few Asian Americans on staff would probably be a good idea.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    those white asian avatars are pretty

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    shut up rugged no one is interested in a rational explanation

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2014
    That picture is like this picture of a Saudi Women In Society conference.

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    Bogart on
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Those ladies' dresses are more diverse than their entire department

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    snip
    The Asian Republican Coalition is trying to "win back" Asian Americans (unclear if they ever really had us). Though its staff is virtually all Caucasian, that's not a barrier to Vice Chair Thomas Britt. "We have a very broad definition of what constitutes the Asian American community. The Asian Republican Coalition is open to all Americans, including Asian Americans and those of us like me who are not ethnically Asian but have spent twenty years living in Hong Kong.”

    guys

    wat?

    Well, Depending on the size of the group. I wouldn't expect everyone in the entire office to be Asian. And yes, a white guy who has lived in China for 20 years knows A LOT more about chinese foreign relations than my ethnically Chinese roommate who grew up in the suburbs of Fort Lauderdale.

    But, I think if you are trying to say you represent the interests of Asian Americans, having quite a few Asian Americans on staff would probably be a good idea.
    but it says they are virtually all caucasian! that's weird!

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    snip
    The African-American Republican Coalition is trying to "win back" African Americans (unclear if they ever really had us). Though its staff is virtually all Caucasian, that's not a barrier to Vice Chair Thomas Britt. "We have a very broad definition of what constitutes the African American community. The African American Republican Coalition is open to all Americans, including African Americans and those of us like me who are not ethnically African American but have spent twenty years living in a suburb of Detroit.”

    guys

    can you imagine if you swapped out asian with african american? and asia with africa? lol

    omg lol

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    10387142_10104662312674900_2125535281938433128_o.jpg
    The Asian Republican Coalition is trying to "win back" Asian Americans (unclear if they ever really had us). Though its staff is virtually all Caucasian, that's not a barrier to Vice Chair Thomas Britt. "We have a very broad definition of what constitutes the Asian American community. The Asian Republican Coalition is open to all Americans, including Asian Americans and those of us like me who are not ethnically Asian but have spent twenty years living in Hong Kong.”

    guys

    oh god how is this not an Onion article?

    How dare there be 4 white girls in the same photo at a party for the Asian Republican Coalition?!
    I am outraged
    #tumblr

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    that is the most privileged looking group of women. i mean i really want to hate them and i dont know why.

    maybe i do have some female qualities afterall?

    kitty has claws.

    Its not just you

    That damn neck scarf screams middle class and douchy

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    To be fair, I wouldn't assume any knowledge at all from someone who grew up around Fort Lauderdale.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    10387142_10104662312674900_2125535281938433128_o.jpg
    The Asian Republican Coalition is trying to "win back" Asian Americans (unclear if they ever really had us). Though its staff is virtually all Caucasian, that's not a barrier to Vice Chair Thomas Britt. "We have a very broad definition of what constitutes the Asian American community. The Asian Republican Coalition is open to all Americans, including Asian Americans and those of us like me who are not ethnically Asian but have spent twenty years living in Hong Kong.”

    guys

    oh god how is this not an Onion article?

    How dare there be 4 white girls in the same photo at a party for the Asian Republican Coalition?!
    I am outraged
    #tumblr

    Dude, that's not their party. That's their staff.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    So apparently FIFA totally got bribed by Qutar for the next World Cup.

    And now they're working people to death to build the stadiums so people can play soccer in 120 degree weather

    i don't see how this could possibly go wrong

    FIFA is just accusing everybody critical of it of being racist.
    http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27762435

    But according to sepp blatter there is no racism in football! It just doesn't exist

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    btw guys.
    best soccer is foosball
    fifa aint got shit on it

    Bless your heart.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    that is the most privileged looking group of women. i mean i really want to hate them and i dont know why.

    maybe i do have some female qualities afterall?

    kitty has claws.

    the one on the left could potentially be ethnic

    the rest of them... maybe a little russian blood or something?

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    So apparently FIFA totally got bribed by Qutar for the next World Cup.

    And now they're working people to death to build the stadiums so people can play soccer in 120 degree weather

    i don't see how this could possibly go wrong

    Blatter has said hmmm maybe that was a mistake in hindsight. If only someone had gone to Qatar with a thermometer at the time and noticed that playing football in 50 degree heat would be problematic. If only.

    Also the whole slave state thing.

    It wouldn't be the first time it was held somewhere dodgy. Argentina was still a dictatorship in '78 when they won after a highly suspicious 6-0 trouncing of Peru that let them advance in place of Brazil.

    That's at the point I can legit see teams refusing to play. Someone would die on the field for sure.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i thot i was going to get someone to bite and say jews aren't asians but y'all 2 smart 4 me

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    To be fair, I wouldn't assume any knowledge at all from someone who grew up around Fort Lauderdale.

    they might be really good at pinochle

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    that is the most privileged looking group of women. i mean i really want to hate them and i dont know why.

    maybe i do have some female qualities afterall?

    kitty has claws.

    Its not just you

    That damn neck scarf screams middle class and douchy

    perfect white teeth and hair.

    .......i wish i had perfect white teeth. i was cursed with crooked yellow cavity prone teeth. :(

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    omfg my coworker is seriously spinning around in his chair really fast and its driving me insane

    loosen the bolts on his arm rests when he's not looking. People tend to really lean into their arm rests when doing this. The next time he does it he will rip his rests off and possibly fall on his face.

    If you roll a nat 20 he will land on his head and die

    damn it, this was going to be my advice, except main bolts.

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Huh.

    Anyone interested in snagging this $10 deal thing and maybe playing on of the games?

    http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product/130835/DTRPG-10th-Anniversary-RPG-2-BUNDLE?src=salepage

    Eclipse Phase, Fae Noir, and Midgard all look pretty fun.

  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    that is the most privileged looking group of women. i mean i really want to hate them and i dont know why.

    maybe i do have some female qualities afterall?

    kitty has claws.

    Its not just you

    That damn neck scarf screams middle class and douchy

    perfect white teeth and hair.

    .......i wish i had perfect white teeth. i was cursed with crooked yellow cavity prone teeth. :(

    I grew up with well-water, so my teeth are pretty white but i've racked up some cavities from the lack of flouride.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    cavities and gaps in your teeth aren't so bad

    look at it this way

    you can always save a snack for later

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
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    The Asian Republican Coalition is trying to "win back" Asian Americans (unclear if they ever really had us). Though its staff is virtually all Caucasian, that's not a barrier to Vice Chair Thomas Britt. "We have a very broad definition of what constitutes the Asian American community. The Asian Republican Coalition is open to all Americans, including Asian Americans and those of us like me who are not ethnically Asian but have spent twenty years living in Hong Kong.”

    guys

    oh god how is this not an Onion article?

    How dare there be 4 white girls in the same photo at a party for the Asian Republican Coalition?!
    I am outraged
    #tumblr

    It's the staff, dude.

    Not people at the party.

    The staff is apparently damn-near 100% not representative of the group they represent.

    It does fall into the same weird area of a bunch of old men determining birth control / abortion rights, or a bunch of white southerners speaking for the african americans of their area.

    It's not something critical or anything or worthy of more than an onion-esque chuckle, it is just a comically poignant reminder that the Republicans have no fucking idea what they are doing when it comes to bringing new blood to the table. Like, at all.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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