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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Let us not forget the atrocities rad has committed!
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    there is little that bothers me more than levels that are presumably real world places but are not even trying to feel like a real space

    that's part of why i was impressed by half life 1 when i first played it - in many areas, it felt like a real place, though you were shut off from many paths for the sake of linearity

    you could go in bathrooms and offices that were there just to make it seem like a real facility

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2014
    cB557 wrote: »
    oh my fucking god bradford
    I need to build satellites
    let me out of here

    COMMANDER TO THE BARRACKS
    COMMANDER TO MISSION CONTROL
    COMMANDER TO ENGINEERING
    COMMANDER TO THE LABS
    COMMANDER TO THE SITUATION ROOM
    COMMANDER BACK TO MISSION CONTROL
    NOW GO TO THE HANGAR

    HAHA I GOT YOU I DIDN'T SAY "COMMANDER TO"

    Jacobkosh on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Better Equipable Erect Penis

    or BEEP for short

    keep this in mind when I BEEP your nose.

    *BEEP*

    Who are you talking to?

    Feral are to touching your penis to your nose again?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Rad/Skitters 2014. Down with the gummint.

    ABOLISH THE QUID SYSTEM

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    AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    black goldfish sits on bottom of tank and acts dead. change water to make sure it's good so he doesnt get sick and he still sits there on the bottom for hours like he's dead.

    turn the bubbler on and suddenly it's party time.

    the hell?

    too bad bubbler isn't working well ad needs a replacement. the bubbles stop after a while. have tried replacing the hoses and everything. of course it's going to be the pricey part.

    these fish have cost me a fortune.
    Welcome to owning fish.

    My brother was considering getting some, but now he has a kid.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Jake

    I definitely agree that it wasn't at all a conscious thing in regards to infinite

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    there is little that bothers me more than levels that are presumably real world places but are not even trying to feel like a real space

    that's part of why i was impressed by half life 1 when i first played it - in many areas, it felt like a real place, though you were shut off from many paths for the sake of linearity

    you could go in bathrooms and offices that were there just to make it seem like a real facility

    yeah I am willing to cut a lot of slack for the realities of limited time/budgets/memory etc if what's there at least tries to feel like a nominally real space

    particularly if there are some clever- or authentic-feeling details that really strike home

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elder Scrolls modders are the worst, they make anatomically correct penises but don't mod eight nipples into khajiit.

    I'm afraid to look at the shit they've done to the cat people

    I haven't really done any mods, I just got Skyrim for PC anyway. Earlier iterations though the only things you'd consider sex mods that I came across were genitals that were on every race. I didn't really look for anything specific, but I doubt there are too many, honestly. Most of the khajiit specific modifications were just for fur patterns that are more in line with normal cats.

    i played like one day and decided things were kinda of dull

    then spent 4 days getting my visual mods to look right and adding shit to make the game an actual challenge

    I played through most of Skyrim on PS3, now that I have it on (my new) PC I'm gonna go on a modding binge. Make alchemy radder, magic stuff, EVERYONE IS NAKED, visual mods weather mods combat mods etc.

    I enjoy a more realistic immersive game.

    Yes I too enjoy realist

    wait

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Arch wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elder Scrolls modders are the worst, they make anatomically correct penises but don't mod eight nipples into khajiit.

    I'm afraid to look at the shit they've done to the cat people

    I haven't really done any mods, I just got Skyrim for PC anyway. Earlier iterations though the only things you'd consider sex mods that I came across were genitals that were on every race. I didn't really look for anything specific, but I doubt there are too many, honestly. Most of the khajiit specific modifications were just for fur patterns that are more in line with normal cats.

    i played like one day and decided things were kinda of dull

    then spent 4 days getting my visual mods to look right and adding shit to make the game an actual challenge

    I played through most of Skyrim on PS3, now that I have it on (my new) PC I'm gonna go on a modding binge. Make alchemy radder, magic stuff, EVERYONE IS NAKED, visual mods weather mods combat mods etc.

    I enjoy a more realistic immersive game.

    Yes I too enjoy realist

    wait

    I like my dragon decapitations to be realistic damn it

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Let us not forget the atrocities rad has committed!
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    More like the adorableness.
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    8 downloaded, 14 to go. Internet is slowing down today.


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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Rad your poor cat.

    Also your location makes it look like you are a doctor, and I approve of this.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    that was also why i loved half life 2's stretch of highway driving

    one of my favourite levels in a video game actually

    it felt like a real highway, and the little abandoned buildings felt like lived-in places and were rich with both promise and threat

    the sound as you pull up and stop and get out and ready one of the weapons from your arsenal

    a lot of people didn't like that level but it was the best, to me, and i would love a game that is all about that kind of lonely travel by vehicle through a post-apocalyptic - or even better, just post-decline - landscape and scrounge and fight desperately in short bursts

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    It is some bullshit that the times when I most need my friends are the times when contacting them is the last thing I want to do. I need to go out. I need to not wear guy clothes and be called by my birth name for one day.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I'm not saying putting your pets in costumes is abuse, I'm just saying that that you'd probably get along with Auschwitz guards

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Rad, I am jealous of your friends.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    It is some bullshit that the times when I most need my friends are the times when contacting them is the last thing I want to do. I need to go out. I need to not wear guy clothes and be called by my birth name for one day.

    : (

    That sucks : (

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    there is little that bothers me more than levels that are presumably real world places but are not even trying to feel like a real space

    that's part of why i was impressed by half life 1 when i first played it - in many areas, it felt like a real place, though you were shut off from many paths for the sake of linearity

    you could go in bathrooms and offices that were there just to make it seem like a real facility

    This is one of the things that bothered me about City of Heroes. The people there had clearly never worked in an office building. Ever.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    It is some bullshit that the times when I most need my friends are the times when contacting them is the last thing I want to do. I need to go out. I need to not wear guy clothes and be called by my birth name for one day.

    : (

    That sucks : (

    Family friends are leaving tomorrow.

    So that's one good thing.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    much hugs cindy :(

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    I have a doctorate in classiness. And cat outfits.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    It is some bullshit that the times when I most need my friends are the times when contacting them is the last thing I want to do. I need to go out. I need to not wear guy clothes and be called by my birth name for one day.

    Aww, that is no good. Im sorry!

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    DO NOT AWESOME ATROCITIES.

    THAT'S

    LIKE

    RULE NUMBER ONE ABOUT ATROCITIES

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    that was also why i loved half life 2's stretch of highway driving

    one of my favourite levels in a video game actually

    it felt like a real highway, and the little abandoned buildings felt like lived-in places and were rich with both promise and threat

    the sound as you pull up and stop and get out and ready one of the weapons from your arsenal

    a lot of people didn't like that level but it was the best, to me, and i would love a game that is all about that kind of lonely travel by vehicle through a post-apocalyptic - or even better, just post-decline - landscape and scrounge and fight desperately in short bursts

    vehicle travel is something I love in games and never get enough of, and I live in hope that more RAM/faster CPUs/etc will remedy this

    so many games go to such lengths to feel realistic and then cut themselves off at the knees by finding every excuse they can to keep you on foot in a limited space, preferably a corridor

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    in other news i am still awake

    and its dumb and i shouldnt be

    bad casual

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Casual wrote: »
    in other news i am still awake

    and its dumb and i shouldnt be

    bad casual

    It could be worse

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Actually I guess rule number one about atrocities is don't commit them.

    But awesomeing's up there.

    Quid on
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    DO NOT AWESOME ATROCITIES.

    THAT'S

    LIKE

    RULE NUMBER ONE ABOUT ATROCITIES

    One person's atrocity is another's paradise.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    DO NOT AWESOME ATROCITIES.

    THAT'S

    LIKE

    RULE NUMBER ONE ABOUT ATROCITIES

    but I like Arch

    also it's not nice to call him that

    he's just misunderstood

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    in other news i am still awake

    and its dumb and i shouldnt be

    bad casual

    Hugs

    I hope you can get to sleep soon.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    DO NOT AWESOME ATROCITIES.

    THAT'S

    LIKE

    RULE NUMBER ONE ABOUT ATROCITIES

    Pol Pot got his start on social media

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Actually I guess rule number one about atrocities is don't commit them.

    But awesomeing's up there.

    look all I'm saying is learn a few military commands in german and catch rad off guard one day and shout them. If she jumps to attention, YOU KNOW.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    DO NOT AWESOME ATROCITIES.

    THAT'S

    LIKE

    RULE NUMBER ONE ABOUT ATROCITIES

    One person's atrocity is another's paradise.

    true dat.
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    there is little that bothers me more than levels that are presumably real world places but are not even trying to feel like a real space

    that's part of why i was impressed by half life 1 when i first played it - in many areas, it felt like a real place, though you were shut off from many paths for the sake of linearity

    you could go in bathrooms and offices that were there just to make it seem like a real facility

    This is one of the things that bothered me about City of Heroes. The people there had clearly never worked in an office building. Ever.

    COH's offices were downright non-Euclidean

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    in other news i am still awake

    and its dumb and i shouldnt be

    bad casual

    Insomnia is the worst. :(

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    BAD CAUSAL

    VERY BAD

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    AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    there is little that bothers me more than levels that are presumably real world places but are not even trying to feel like a real space

    that's part of why i was impressed by half life 1 when i first played it - in many areas, it felt like a real place, though you were shut off from many paths for the sake of linearity

    you could go in bathrooms and offices that were there just to make it seem like a real facility
    Did you try the new wolfenstein? Its levels felt pretty good at being realistic spaces. Especially the prison and camp. It fell off a bit at the sub tho.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    there is little that bothers me more than levels that are presumably real world places but are not even trying to feel like a real space

    that's part of why i was impressed by half life 1 when i first played it - in many areas, it felt like a real place, though you were shut off from many paths for the sake of linearity

    you could go in bathrooms and offices that were there just to make it seem like a real facility

    This is one of the things that bothered me about City of Heroes. The people there had clearly never worked in an office building. Ever.

    COH's offices were downright non-Euclidean

    Someone should make a Lovecraftian FPS that takes place in R'lyeh and has non euclidean areas.

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