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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    My wife just received a call from a place she sent her resume off to. She sent the resume three days ago. She's been searching for a new job for like, half a week.

    I'm going to wind up her penniless sex toy, I just know it.
    I'll send you some pennies, if that will make you feel any better.

    I'll do him one better

    I'll send him Canadian pennies
    Canadian pennies make no one feel better, Senjutsu.

    Why not?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    It's not great, but it's about puppies.

    Winning by default: Because sometimes, the other team just sucks.

    :cry:

    @ Oboro -- double :cry:

    I kid because I love icecream.

    Elki on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited September 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    does anyone have a picture of a presuming, conceited, or empty-headed young man

    Aem? self-portraits?

    haha

    good show, oboro

    Man, it's funny, because I was thinking to myself: "Jeez, people have been really rude and dismissive to me today. I know! I'll go log on to D&D; that'll cheer me up!"

    critical failure

    Take triple damage from irony.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    My wife just received a call from a place she sent her resume off to. She sent the resume three days ago. She's been searching for a new job for like, half a week.

    I'm going to wind up her penniless sex toy, I just know it.
    I'll send you some pennies, if that will make you feel any better.

    I'll do him one better

    I'll send him Canadian pennies
    Canadian pennies make no one feel better, Senjutsu.

    Our penny is enough to eat like a king for a week in your miserable little burghs. Hadn't you heard?

    Senjutsu on
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.

    And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.

    ElJeffe on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    does anyone have a picture of a presuming, conceited, or empty-headed young man

    Aem? self-portraits?

    haha

    good show, oboro

    Man, it's funny, because I was thinking to myself: "Jeez, people have been really rude and dismissive to me today. I know! I'll go log on to D&D; that'll cheer me up!"

    critical failure

    Take triple damage from irony.

    Emo knife of +5 cut yourself

    Senjutsu on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Senjutsu wrote:
    I know that by the age of 30 I'll be an even angrier Lewis Black.
    Two cups of coffee is all it takes to make me angrier than Lewis Black
    You know what it takes to make me angrier than Lewis Black? Not a damn thing.

    Hacksaw on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.

    And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.

    dude what if you're wife makes more money than you... you'd be like, less of a man.

    Variable on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.

    And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
    Seriously though pennies are pretty worthless here in OR, what with no sales tax and all. I'll round up all the ones around the house and send them off ASAP.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So what's a good place to take a girl out for lunch, hot dog stand or chinese stand? :P

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2007
    Hey Jeff - have you perhaps considered that Sacramento might not be the best place to live at the moment?

    >>

    Irond Will on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited September 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    does anyone have a picture of a presuming, conceited, or empty-headed young man

    Aem? self-portraits?

    haha

    good show, oboro

    Man, it's funny, because I was thinking to myself: "Jeez, people have been really rude and dismissive to me today. I know! I'll go log on to D&D; that'll cheer me up!"

    critical failure

    Take triple damage from irony.

    Emo knife of +5 cut yourself

    Double word score?

    Damnit.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I activate cloak of sorrow

    I drink [Vial of Tears]

    /wrists

    Casual Eddy on
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.

    And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
    Seriously though pennies are pretty worthless here in OR, what with no sales tax and all. I'll round up all the ones around the house and send them off ASAP.

    I throw them at the guys that pump our gas

    Medopine on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    So what's a good place to take a girl out for lunch, hot dog stand or chinese stand? :P
    Taco Bell. Show her you're international.

    Richy on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2007
    Well I guess I'm off to stand in line for Halo with the dorks.

    I luvv yew Master Chief come home with me and make Master Chief Babies!

    Irond Will on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    So what's a good place to take a girl out for lunch, hot dog stand or chinese stand? :P
    Taco Bell. Show her you're international.

    Man I don't think there's a taco bell around here. I'm screwed!!!!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.

    And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.

    dude what if you're wife makes more money than you... you'd be like, less of a man.
    You know how I'm joining the reserves? Well my girlfriend has been looking into it as an alternative job if she gets a bad physio placement. Her exact reasoning has been "the Army talk about having the will to win, whereas the nurses just complain a lot in the public health system". But the best part is not only would she make more money then me doing that, she'd also out rank me.

    electricitylikesme on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You find that life isn't that bad.
    You turn over to find a dead dwarf in your bed.
    You wonder how this could have happened.
    You see that he is naked.

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Well I guess I'm off to stand in line for Halo with the dorks.

    I luvv yew Master Chief come home with me and make Master Chief Babies!

    I wonder if they are born wearing the helmets, cause if so, sucks to be a woman.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Medopine wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.

    And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
    Seriously though pennies are pretty worthless here in OR, what with no sales tax and all. I'll round up all the ones around the house and send them off ASAP.

    I throw them at the guys that pump our gas
    I can't even begin to describe how much I hate those motherfuckers.

    I had one of them actually wash my window yesterday while he was just standing around waiting for the gas pump to do all the pumping, much like I do whenever I'm pumping my own. I couldn't really believe what was happening. I couldn't tell if he thought I would tip or some shit for doing what I do on my own most of the time at civilized gas stations or not, but either way I said thanks. Guess the boredom of the job really does get to you at points.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hey Jeff - have you perhaps considered that Sacramento might not be the best place to live at the moment?

    >>

    I was going to post that, but I didn't want to be that guy

    Senjutsu on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Oboro, there are pictures of me somewhere on here. 3/3.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    So what's a good place to take a girl out for lunch, hot dog stand or chinese stand? :P
    Taco Bell. Show her you're international.

    Man I don't think there's a taco bell around here. I'm screwed!!!!
    There is a Taco Bell in downtown Toronto. I've seen it.

    Richy on
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Reporters are covering the Halo 3 release in my area. How fucking stupid.

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    So what's a good place to take a girl out for lunch, hot dog stand or chinese stand? :P
    Taco Bell. Show her you're international.

    Man I don't think there's a taco bell around here. I'm screwed!!!!
    There is a Taco Bell in downtown Toronto. I've seen it.

    I call shenanigans.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    hate people who pump gas?

    also, what liquor makes sense in coffee? I'm not sure if there is anything here.

    Variable on
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    THEY HAVE A FRAT KID BEING INTERVIEWED. HE HAS A SIDEWAYS HAT TOO!
    They are having the geeks explain what the heck Halo3 is. The reporter played Halo 1 once though. That's cool.

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    also, what liquor makes sense in coffee? I'm not sure if there is anything here.

    You've never heard of Irish coffee? And now knowing that it's called Irish coffee, can you guess what sort of liquor makes sense to be in it?

    ViolentChemistry on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    That last one was way better Elkamil.

    Quid on
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.

    And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
    Seriously though pennies are pretty worthless here in OR, what with no sales tax and all. I'll round up all the ones around the house and send them off ASAP.

    I throw them at the guys that pump our gas
    I can't even begin to describe how much I hate those motherfuckers.

    I had one of them actually wash my window yesterday while he was just standing around waiting for the gas pump to do all the pumping, much like I do whenever I'm pumping my own. I couldn't really believe what was happening. I couldn't tell if he thought I would tip or some shit for doing what I do on my own most of the time at civilized gas stations or not, but either way I said thanks. Guess the boredom of the job really does get to you at points.
    I think some stations require that they do that, when they're not busy. I try to be nice to them. They have a shit job :(

    Medopine on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited September 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Well I guess I'm off to stand in line for Halo with the dorks.

    I luvv yew Master Chief come home with me and make Master Chief Babies!

    I think I am skipping school tomorrow to play Halo co-op with some pals in one sitting until we finish. With ample amounts of alcohol and smokables, of course.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    hate people who pump gas?

    also, what liquor makes sense in coffee? I'm not sure if there is anything here.

    Baileys

    Or a coffee and bourbon, hold the coffee

    Senjutsu on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    hate people who pump gas?

    also, what liquor makes sense in coffee? I'm not sure if there is anything here.
    Rum in coffee, and there's a law in OR that you can't pump your own gas. It's demeaning to sit in your car and wait for some moron to walk up and perform an elementary operation for you because law says you can't do it yourself.

    At least the gas is cheaper than in CA.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    also, what liquor makes sense in coffee? I'm not sure if there is anything here.

    You've never heard of Irish coffee? And now knowing that it's called Irish coffee, can you guess what sort of liquor makes sense to be in it?

    The blood of an Irish man?!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    hate people who pump gas?

    also, what liquor makes sense in coffee? I'm not sure if there is anything here.

    Bailey's Irish Creme and naught else.

    Jacobkosh on
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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, everyone's heard of Donnie Darko already. It's old news. How could you be that late on doing something?

    Oh.

    Gim on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.

    And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.

    dude what if you're wife makes more money than you... you'd be like, less of a man.
    You know how I'm joining the reserves? Well my girlfriend has been looking into it as an alternative job if she gets a bad physio placement. Her exact reasoning has been "the Army talk about having the will to win, whereas the nurses just complain a lot in the public health system". But the best part is not only would she make more money then me doing that, she'd also out rank me.

    Wouldn't that mean you're not allowed to have sex with her or else she's guilty of rape?

    ViolentChemistry on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    hate people who pump gas?

    also, what liquor makes sense in coffee? I'm not sure if there is anything here.
    Rum in coffee, and there's a law in OR that you can't pump your own gas. It's demeaning to sit in your car and wait for some moron to walk up and perform an elementary operation for you because law says you can't do it yourself.

    At least the gas is cheaper than in CA.

    it's like that in jersey too, except I love it.

    Variable on
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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You find that life isn't that bad.
    You turn over to find a dead dwarf in your bed.
    You wonder how this could have happened.
    You see that he is naked.

    Naked apart from the Viking helmet on his head and the Viking horn stuck up his arse.

    Johannen on
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