My wife just received a call from a place she sent her resume off to. She sent the resume three days ago. She's been searching for a new job for like, half a week.
I'm going to wind up her penniless sex toy, I just know it.
I'll send you some pennies, if that will make you feel any better.
I'll do him one better
I'll send him Canadian pennies
Canadian pennies make no one feel better, Senjutsu.
does anyone have a picture of a presuming, conceited, or empty-headed young man
Aem? self-portraits?
haha
good show, oboro
Man, it's funny, because I was thinking to myself: "Jeez, people have been really rude and dismissive to me today. I know! I'll go log on to D&D; that'll cheer me up!"
My wife just received a call from a place she sent her resume off to. She sent the resume three days ago. She's been searching for a new job for like, half a week.
I'm going to wind up her penniless sex toy, I just know it.
I'll send you some pennies, if that will make you feel any better.
I'll do him one better
I'll send him Canadian pennies
Canadian pennies make no one feel better, Senjutsu.
Our penny is enough to eat like a king for a week in your miserable little burghs. Hadn't you heard?
Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
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does anyone have a picture of a presuming, conceited, or empty-headed young man
Aem? self-portraits?
haha
good show, oboro
Man, it's funny, because I was thinking to myself: "Jeez, people have been really rude and dismissive to me today. I know! I'll go log on to D&D; that'll cheer me up!"
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Take triple damage from irony.
Emo knife of +5 cut yourself
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Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
dude what if you're wife makes more money than you... you'd be like, less of a man.
Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
Seriously though pennies are pretty worthless here in OR, what with no sales tax and all. I'll round up all the ones around the house and send them off ASAP.
does anyone have a picture of a presuming, conceited, or empty-headed young man
Aem? self-portraits?
haha
good show, oboro
Man, it's funny, because I was thinking to myself: "Jeez, people have been really rude and dismissive to me today. I know! I'll go log on to D&D; that'll cheer me up!"
Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
Seriously though pennies are pretty worthless here in OR, what with no sales tax and all. I'll round up all the ones around the house and send them off ASAP.
Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
dude what if you're wife makes more money than you... you'd be like, less of a man.
You know how I'm joining the reserves? Well my girlfriend has been looking into it as an alternative job if she gets a bad physio placement. Her exact reasoning has been "the Army talk about having the will to win, whereas the nurses just complain a lot in the public health system". But the best part is not only would she make more money then me doing that, she'd also out rank me.
Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
Seriously though pennies are pretty worthless here in OR, what with no sales tax and all. I'll round up all the ones around the house and send them off ASAP.
I throw them at the guys that pump our gas
I can't even begin to describe how much I hate those motherfuckers.
I had one of them actually wash my window yesterday while he was just standing around waiting for the gas pump to do all the pumping, much like I do whenever I'm pumping my own. I couldn't really believe what was happening. I couldn't tell if he thought I would tip or some shit for doing what I do on my own most of the time at civilized gas stations or not, but either way I said thanks. Guess the boredom of the job really does get to you at points.
THEY HAVE A FRAT KID BEING INTERVIEWED. HE HAS A SIDEWAYS HAT TOO!
They are having the geeks explain what the heck Halo3 is. The reporter played Halo 1 once though. That's cool.
Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
Seriously though pennies are pretty worthless here in OR, what with no sales tax and all. I'll round up all the ones around the house and send them off ASAP.
I throw them at the guys that pump our gas
I can't even begin to describe how much I hate those motherfuckers.
I had one of them actually wash my window yesterday while he was just standing around waiting for the gas pump to do all the pumping, much like I do whenever I'm pumping my own. I couldn't really believe what was happening. I couldn't tell if he thought I would tip or some shit for doing what I do on my own most of the time at civilized gas stations or not, but either way I said thanks. Guess the boredom of the job really does get to you at points.
I think some stations require that they do that, when they're not busy. I try to be nice to them. They have a shit job
Well I guess I'm off to stand in line for Halo with the dorks.
I luvv yew Master Chief come home with me and make Master Chief Babies!
I think I am skipping school tomorrow to play Halo co-op with some pals in one sitting until we finish. With ample amounts of alcohol and smokables, of course.
also, what liquor makes sense in coffee? I'm not sure if there is anything here.
Rum in coffee, and there's a law in OR that you can't pump your own gas. It's demeaning to sit in your car and wait for some moron to walk up and perform an elementary operation for you because law says you can't do it yourself.
Honestly, if Julie got a cushy job and had to support my unemployed ass long enough for me to get a book published and start realizing some income, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
dude what if you're wife makes more money than you... you'd be like, less of a man.
You know how I'm joining the reserves? Well my girlfriend has been looking into it as an alternative job if she gets a bad physio placement. Her exact reasoning has been "the Army talk about having the will to win, whereas the nurses just complain a lot in the public health system". But the best part is not only would she make more money then me doing that, she'd also out rank me.
Wouldn't that mean you're not allowed to have sex with her or else she's guilty of rape?
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also, what liquor makes sense in coffee? I'm not sure if there is anything here.
Rum in coffee, and there's a law in OR that you can't pump your own gas. It's demeaning to sit in your car and wait for some moron to walk up and perform an elementary operation for you because law says you can't do it yourself.
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Why not?
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I kid because I love icecream.
Take triple damage from irony.
Our penny is enough to eat like a king for a week in your miserable little burghs. Hadn't you heard?
And I don't feel too bad, given that accountants are in hot demand and software project managers in Sacra-fucking-mento aren't. Also, a friend of mine is leaving her current job and may well be able to finagle me into her old position as a contractor, which would avoid the 2 month turn-around time that UCD normally has. So, potential mini-yay.
Emo knife of +5 cut yourself
dude what if you're wife makes more money than you... you'd be like, less of a man.
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Damnit.
I drink [Vial of Tears]
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I throw them at the guys that pump our gas
I luvv yew Master Chief come home with me and make Master Chief Babies!
Man I don't think there's a taco bell around here. I'm screwed!!!!
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You turn over to find a dead dwarf in your bed.
You wonder how this could have happened.
You see that he is naked.
I wonder if they are born wearing the helmets, cause if so, sucks to be a woman.
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I had one of them actually wash my window yesterday while he was just standing around waiting for the gas pump to do all the pumping, much like I do whenever I'm pumping my own. I couldn't really believe what was happening. I couldn't tell if he thought I would tip or some shit for doing what I do on my own most of the time at civilized gas stations or not, but either way I said thanks. Guess the boredom of the job really does get to you at points.
I was going to post that, but I didn't want to be that guy
I call shenanigans.
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also, what liquor makes sense in coffee? I'm not sure if there is anything here.
They are having the geeks explain what the heck Halo3 is. The reporter played Halo 1 once though. That's cool.
You've never heard of Irish coffee? And now knowing that it's called Irish coffee, can you guess what sort of liquor makes sense to be in it?
I think I am skipping school tomorrow to play Halo co-op with some pals in one sitting until we finish. With ample amounts of alcohol and smokables, of course.
Baileys
Or a coffee and bourbon, hold the coffee
At least the gas is cheaper than in CA.
The blood of an Irish man?!
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Bailey's Irish Creme and naught else.
Oh.
Wouldn't that mean you're not allowed to have sex with her or else she's guilty of rape?
it's like that in jersey too, except I love it.
Naked apart from the Viking helmet on his head and the Viking horn stuck up his arse.