Crankshaft is framed as the “fun” Funkyverse strip, but of course the infinitely dark singularity around which all matter in Funkyspace/Funkytime orbits absorbs fun like a hate-sponge. This leads to weird tonal mismatches in the strip in plots like the current courtroom drama. Crankshaft’s wildly unsafe grilling practices have been a mainstay of the strip for years, and while originally these plots were depicted as cheerful, cartoonish slapstick, over time they’ve slowly morphed into episodes that are genuinely terrifying for Crankshaft’s neighbors, family, and local first responders, who seem genuinely afraid that they might lose everything in a fire or be burned to death.
Now Crankshaft is on the jury of a man who’s actually been charged by the local legal apparatus with similar disregard for the safety of his neighbors, and of course his sympathy is fully with the accused. This seems to be written to be played for laughs, but today’s art, in which Crankshaft veers wildly from furious indignation to terrified cringing and his fellow jurors look at each other with genuine concern, makes it read more like a man alternately angry at the world’s rules and wracked with guilt over violating them. It’s definitely not “funny,” I’ll say that.
Of course, that would make sense. As far as I can tell the comic never mentioned it, and the archives are a pain to go through, so I can't confirm one way or another.
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Form your meat into a firm ball (I recommend 50% beef 50% pork)
Place between two pieces of cellophane and roll with a rolling pin. If the edges begin to break up, go to that edge and roll inward. practice makes perfect
I like mixing in an egg or two, depending on how many burgers I'm making
The egg is an advanced secret no one seems to know; I use 1 egg per pound of beef. Also don't forget to make your patties slightly thinner in the middle so they don't ball up when cooked.
Edit: Further burg making tips:
-Use 80/20 beef, lean beef makes dry burgers.
-You can chop up and add some bacon to the burger meat itself if you feel particularly decadent
-Also cheese
-Really you can put anything you want into your beef as long as you maintain the proper level of wetness, try to stick to one liquid (like Worcestershire, soy sauce, barbecue sauce, mustard, hot sauce &c.), and some amount of spices, don't go crazy (I like to add soem minced garlic and a bit of fresh ground pepper but really anything in your spice rack will work as long as you don't add things that don't mesh well together).
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Of course, that would make sense. As far as I can tell the comic never mentioned it, and the archives are a pain to go through, so I can't confirm one way or another.
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that just means you can eat the bits right out of the pan
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Yes but then you fry bacon in it and put it back on the burger.
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Place between two pieces of cellophane and roll with a rolling pin. If the edges begin to break up, go to that edge and roll inward. practice makes perfect
never another fall-apart burger
Or, if you don't have a hoity toity rolling pin, a bottle of scotch works too.
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The egg is an advanced secret no one seems to know; I use 1 egg per pound of beef. Also don't forget to make your patties slightly thinner in the middle so they don't ball up when cooked.
Edit: Further burg making tips:
-Use 80/20 beef, lean beef makes dry burgers.
-You can chop up and add some bacon to the burger meat itself if you feel particularly decadent
-Also cheese
-Really you can put anything you want into your beef as long as you maintain the proper level of wetness, try to stick to one liquid (like Worcestershire, soy sauce, barbecue sauce, mustard, hot sauce &c.), and some amount of spices, don't go crazy (I like to add soem minced garlic and a bit of fresh ground pepper but really anything in your spice rack will work as long as you don't add things that don't mesh well together).
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