I just had a near death experience almost. I was driving on some shitty ass back country road, and I went over a hill and there were 2 deer just standing there.
Really, they were just fucking standing there. What kind of fucking animal is so stupid it actively stands on roads?
Anyway, so one was near the far right edge of the road, and the other was in the left lane. I went to hit the brakes and the floormat had folded up behind the peddle. So I stab the gas in hopes I could swerve between them. But the deer then decide to run -in opposite directions- off of the road. My friend Jessica was in the passenger seat yelling "Holy shit watch out" the whole time, it really pissed me off. But anyway, I swerved between the deer, and the left side mirror kind of smacked the deer in the head. It still ran away, though, so it should be fine.
Jessica looks at me and I'm freaked out, but I still proclaim loudly that I'm the ultimate racecar driver. She was not amused. But I was.
:whistle: Come on Irene,
I swear (well he means)
At this moment you mean everything,
With you in that dress
my thoughts I confess verge on dirty
Ah come on Irene.
:whistle:
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23 here. Much to my horror, the treacherous 19-21s seem to have taken the lead.
Far fewer geese, to be truthful.
Jesus christ, i'll be able to sign up for aarp or something
That's only because, not having been potty-trained, they can just sit at the computer constantly.
Distract them with a mobile or a squeaky toy for victory.
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I just had a near death experience almost. I was driving on some shitty ass back country road, and I went over a hill and there were 2 deer just standing there.
Really, they were just fucking standing there. What kind of fucking animal is so stupid it actively stands on roads?
Anyway, so one was near the far right edge of the road, and the other was in the left lane. I went to hit the brakes and the floormat had folded up behind the peddle. So I stab the gas in hopes I could swerve between them. But the deer then decide to run -in opposite directions- off of the road. My friend Jessica was in the passenger seat yelling "Holy shit watch out" the whole time, it really pissed me off. But anyway, I swerved between the deer, and the left side mirror kind of smacked the deer in the head. It still ran away, though, so it should be fine.
Jessica looks at me and I'm freaked out, but I still proclaim loudly that I'm the ultimate racecar driver. She was not amused. But I was.
I am so glad I chose not to drink tonight.
Fixed.
actually i accidently voted 30+ cause in japan, the 30+ category includes 30 year olds. as im 30 not 31, i guess i should be in the 25 - 30 category.
sorry irond.
I dunno. I only do that on here. With real life friends, either topic rarely comes into play.
haha I am older than you!
Listen, I created a theory and formed from it a conclusion. I selectively interpreted evidence to support this pre-conceived conclusion.
So back off. I'm serial.
Hell if I know. If it were up to me, I'd just carry a Tec 9 and cap every last thing with four legs I see. Well, not cats, but maybe really big dogs.
Cattle would be on a case-by-case basis.
Totally.
Well, I'd probably let you live if I saw you out on the side of the road.
For now, anyway.
Oh hey she's a hot college freshman.
I felt a piece of me die inside. If a college-aged girl walked in here right now and was like " :winky: " I think I'd just shrug and maybe barf.
Now I imagine you as the creepy redneck with the huge lump on his neck in Easy Rider.
I'm probably closer to that dude that wore the cowboy hat with the moustache.
Only, you know, a bit creepier and not bleeding to death on the side of the road.
I have never had this experience.
I'm not sure if I'd feel the same way or not if something like it ever were to happen to me.
Come on Irene,
I swear (well he means)
At this moment you mean everything,
With you in that dress
my thoughts I confess verge on dirty
Ah come on Irene.
:whistle: