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DADDY ISSUES (also itt hells of player-hatin' on mormons)
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SON YOU WILL RECEIVE TEN SWATS WITH THE BELT
THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO RECITE THE BOOKS OF THE BIBLE IN THE PROPER ORDER
NO MALACHI DOES NOT COME BEFORE EXODUS
YOU HAD BETTER GET THIS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR SIXTH BIRTHDAY OR YOUR BOTTOM WILL BE RAW
what is up doggies
it is so good to post
Debatable.
debate your side then
"We don't hate the sinners, we just hate the sin"
But if that were actually true
They would actually be nice to gay people instead of being buttsnatches to them
what is up doggies
it is so good to post
i haven't read the bible in years and malachai is like near new testament
Man, I hear you.
Let's all just fuckin' party til the break of dawn.
Because she was maybe one of two straight couples.
And it was like "being black."
There are good bands that can be described as "-core", whether erroneously or not
but reeling off a list of bands I like will probably be met with boo's and hisses and very little interest
SCREAMOCORE
HARDCORE
DEATHCORE
All shit.
"I can accept that some people are just gay. That's how they are. Some people are schizophrenic. The brain is complicated, full of chemicals, and some people are just wired different. But bisexuals? They're just selfish and confused. It's a state of sexual immaturity, and I hope they at least find a more stable life."
that was my mom
thanks mom
you're wonderful.
What fucking town is this?
emocore and screamocore aren't genres
and you're a moron
but music is subjective so bleh
and im not really all about religion at all
so our relationship runs its course and i eventually tell her to fuck off
and like a week later i see her fatehr in the grocery store, and we sort of get into a conversation
and he ends up pulling out his wallet and inside he has a crucifix and he says he keeps it "right next to a picture of his baby to keep her safe at all times"
so i look at him and say, yea i keep her virginity behind my old debit cards in my wallet cause it isnt that worth that much to me
then i walked off
It's really not that bad.
YOUNG LADY
IF I EVER CATCH YOU LISTENING TO THAT GREEN DAYS AGAIN YOU WILL LOSE YOUR MUSIC PRIVILEGES
I WILL NOT STAND FOR MUSIC THAT CELEBRATES SODOMY AND THE CREATION OF BASTARD CHILDREN
NOW GO PUT YOUR BILL GAITHER ALBUM INTO THAT PLAYER AND LET'S SING SOME HYMNS
what is up doggies
it is so good to post
when my batshit crazy grandma found out i wasn't mormon anymore she sat there gaping like a fish, then said in a voice that sounded forced:
"Don't worry, you're still my granddaughter."
haha, as if i care.
You lead people on like this, you know
Yee-owch, dude.
You said that to her dad
Man tugga
Them's cojones
Has anyone here had one of those stereotypical Christian girlfriends that is all NO NO CANNOT HAVE PENIS ENTER VAGINA but who is a total raunch machine once drinking anything
what is up doggies
it is so good to post
my parents said almost the exact same thing.
i had like 8 inches and about forty pounds on her dad to be fair
and she was a cunt
Belruel do you still wear the sacred underpants
They will protect you from harm you know
(for serious how did you stop being a mormon, that is pretty near impossible to be able to do)
what is up doggies
it is so good to post
Just because I don't like the jazz musics isn't it?
Or the punk.
Or the Pink Floyds.
No particular reason to it, doesn't matter which church you go to, as long as you go somewhere because that's what's "done".
Kinda weird way to look at religion I think.
or the hippity hoppin bippity boppin
in what way was she one tuggers
what is up doggies
it is so good to post
oh man
in high school i got so many blowjobs, handers, and anal ridin' from this mindset
"i'm still a virgin if it's in my ass" is their line of thinkin', i guess.
eh.
No one ever knows what the hell I mean.
Secret Satan
Welcome to the world on this side.
One summer during college I was staying at my family's house
I used to go to church with my friend in the afternoon at his church
My family went in the morning one day and when they came home from church my dad threatened me saying
IF YOU WILL NOT GO TO CHURCH IN THE MORNING THEN YOU WILL NOT BE WELCOME IN THIS HOUSE
BUT DAD I AM GOING TO GO IN ABOUT THREE HOURS WITH MY FRIEND
THIS IS WHAT WE DO IN THIS FAMILY AND WE GO IN THE MORNING AND I AM TIRED OF THE TERRIBLE EXAMPLE YOU ARE SETTING FOR YOUR BROTHERS
BUT I AM STILL GOING TO GO TO CHURCH I AM JUST GOING TO DO IT LATER TODAY
YOU WILL GO TO CHURCH IN THE MORNING OR YOU CAN PACK UP YOUR THINGS
this is not embellished in the least
what is up doggies
it is so good to post
the one who didnt realize that i had a full time job that paid not so very much and i dont have the money to be buying you steak dinners 3 times a week
and she tried to get me to go to mass and i was all 'WHOOOOAAAAAAA been nice.'
they still try and get me back, if they ever really start being obsessive again i'll just get excommunicated and shut their mouths. my parents still call it "the church" (as in "he is a member of "the church") and talk to me as though i am a member. but oh man, am i ever not.