Well yes but they probably won't give it to you so I might as well make another one!
And then if hell freezes over and they DO give it to you, then you have two scarves!
Which you'd probably need if it's getting cold enough for hell to freeze. Stupid arctic hurricane or whatever it is that's making it drop to 20 tonight
I probably live far away from you. I'm sorry. Unless you're in the EU, in which case it's your own fault for not already having moved to Sweden. Seriously, it's a magical socialist utopia where everyone speaks English and you are totally free to live here, start packing.
I love surprises and I will be super happy to get anything you want to send my way. Even fish-filled olives.
Here's an Amazon wishlist. This is US amazon, but for physical things it's possible that UK is easier/cheaper for shipping.
As you can see from my list I have a Kindle and I like getting books for it. If you hate sending things overseas this is a very good option. The list is just suggestions, if there's some book you love that you want to throw at people that would be super cool.
I have Bluray-playing capabilites but no movies. Is there regions on blurays as well? Who knows man, who knows.
Candy is a thing I enjoy a lot. If you come from a place with awesome foreign candy (pretty much everywhere outside Sweden) I would love to get some of your outlandish confections. It probably needs to be in original packaging or customs will confiscate it and eat it themselves, the greedy bastards.
I'm 184cm and 72kg (about 6'1 and 160 lbs in crazytalk) so maybe a size S or possibly M.
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
Well yes but they probably won't give it to you so I might as well make another one!
And then if hell freezes over and they DO give it to you, then you have two scarves!
Which you'd probably need if it's getting cold enough for hell to freeze. Stupid arctic hurricane or whatever it is that's making it drop to 20 tonight
It seems a damn shame that I live in Florida instead of somewhere cold
I've heard you're wondering what gift to get for Heather to commemorate these holiday festivities! Well, I personally gave her an autographed photo of yours truly, so I'm afraid there's little hope left for you! AHAHAHA! But I suppose that's not what you wanted to hear, now is it?
Don't worry, little man! Er...woman? Or maybe non-binary person? I dunno who you are yet so I am very sorry if I'm using the wrong pronouns! THE CHAMP IS ONLY HUMAN!
But that's neither here nor there - the point is, I, THE CHAMP, have decided to help you! Now I have an inroad on Heather's likes and dislikes, and I'm gonna share em with ya! SO LISTEN CLOSE, CUZ I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE! The champ's time is VALUABLE!
Now if my information is correct, Heather is really into practical gifts! Thinks like cookware, knives, small appliances - that kinda thing! She's also really been wanting to get into bento! She's too proud to admit it, but she saw that stuff on the new Sailor Moon series and she's been squealing about it ever since!
Damn SISSY SHOW! I'd like to see any of the monsters from that series step into the ring with the CHAMP! AHAHAHAHA!
Huh? Oh, uhh. Sorry...
*clears throat*
ANYWAY, speaking of cooking, she's really been getting into making fresh pasta lately! A machine and a drying rack would make her life so much easier!
I also have it on good authority that Heather recently had a pair of headphones break on her! One of the ear pieces broke clean off! LOUSY PLASTIC!
Uhhh, let me see now...aside from that, I know she likes plushies, beauty products, and girly stuff like toe socks! She also likes hoodies in a size 2-3x if I recall, thigh high socks, earrings, nail/hair care stuff, clothes! Yeah, she needs clothes something awful! Oh, and she's in dire need of detangling spray and a proper pillowcase, too! Her hair has literally been tying itself in knots! Just don't tell her the champ told you that.
What am I forgetting...OH. I KNOW. Now you might not know this but when Heather moved up to Portland, her stepfather STOLE ALL HER BELONGINGS, including her PC, her fight stick that she used to play fighting games with folks, her bicycle, and all of her MTG cards! He ALSO pocketed the money she PAID HIM to store/ship it all up to her! Naturally, the champ is gonna WHOOP HIS ASS for Heather's Christmas present, but if you wanted to do something too, you might consider replacing some of what he stole! Anything would do! PC parts would be a great idea! Or a new fightstick! Or even, if you wanted to, you might get her a PS4! That way she could play fighting games AND jump back into Final Fantasy 14 with @yukira and some of the other forumers! And at a substantially lower price than a new PC! I do believe such a gift would make her cry, though. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THAT?
Oh I should probably let you know - she has a bike now, and I dunno that you'd want to get her any cards since she mostly plays in draft tournaments and she doesn't have the discipline to hold onto boosters until tournament night, BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE STARTING TO GET THE BASIC IDEA. I'll tell her to put some of this stuff on her wishlist so you have some further guidance!
Anyway I gotta get going! The champ has a photo op and a dinner today that he can't miss, and he's got a plane to catch! So I'll see ya later! Oh, here's an autograph, kid. BYE NOW.
This message from the champ was brought to you by "Waves and Rocks"
There are a lot of people on the forums that like helping solve the riddles. The riddles always tend to get shared here and you'll have plenty of people trying to help you guess.
I agree.
I'm always happy to see the generosity of everyone, but also the creativity. I loved the riddles!
I'm signing up for this, so here is my giftening post!
First off - you look lovely today. Has anybody told you? It's true!
I like books, I like boardgames, I like nice coffee, I like makin' movies, I like video games (I have a PC w/Steam, and a DS), and I like being surprised. I've got an Amazon wishlist, with examples of the sort of thing I dig, but you are (obviously) more than welcome to just use it for inspiration and follow your own bliss.
(It may be worth noting that I don't currently have a DVD or BluRay player, so disc-based presents mightn't be the best)
I have sent my requite email requesting sign-up privileges, which I will then proceed to check multiple times.
Letter to Satan forthcoming.
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LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
edited November 2014
Hello again Satan,
I'm glad the appropriate sacrifices and chalk circles have worked to summon you here.
So just a heads up, I'm a huge nerd.
I play probably too many video games and have currently a PC, PS4. Xbox One, Xbox 360, 3DS and a Retron 5. I kinda impulsed purchased the retron and thought about building an old games collection but haven't really done much on that front. I have an ok collection of SNES games from childhood and Sonic 2 for Genesis and Super Mario 1, TMNT 1, and Castlevania 3 for NES if that's something you'd be interested in getting me. I was kinda looking at getting Mega Man 2 & 3 and a copy of Battletoads last I was looking. On current stuff I'm really interested in playing Bayonetta 2 since I love character action games and Bayonetta 1 but probably wont get a Wii U until next year. That and Far Cry 4.
I would say my favorite game series is Silent Hill but I am not a fan of horror in any capacity. I can barely watch PT being played let alone playing it myself.
I am a fan of Giant Bomb even if Dan Ryckert does try my patience most of the time.
I have a bunch of blu-rays and DVDs on my wishlist and if you look you'll find I'm a big fan of superhero flicks and dumb action flicks, I do love more surreal stuff too like Terry Gilliam or Satoshi Kon movies. I'm also a bit of a lapsed anime fan and a huge Gundam fan, hell pretty much giant robots in general. I know there's a Bebop blu-ray set coming out and am already getting that thing so hard.
I would also say I'm a lapsed Transformers nerd, I never really got into reading the comics but I do like the toys and liked the Animated and Prime series. I have several toys on my wishlist that I've really been meaning to purchase.
I also play magic, but mostly at this point it's the occasional EDH game. I do have a list of cards I need for decks and stuff that will be along with the other links at the bottom. I'm also a big fan of Kev Walker's work and have a project to collect 4 copies of every card he's done in foil. If you play you may have some of these cards lying around and I would appreciate any of them. Otherwise packs are always a great gift, and I'm sure they're putting out another holiday gift box this year and more storage is always awesome.
Recently I got a Fitbit Flex and eventually their scale and have been trying to eat healthier/lose some weight, I really find having all sorts of quantifiable numbers really helps with the motivation. My main form of exercise right now is just walking all over the place and i'm trying to eat healthier but I'll admit I don't know what I'm doing on either front. Maybe you do? I could probably just use some cook books on general purpose, my cooking skills are let's say limited at best.
I'm not sure clothes would be a good option for gifts mainly cause at some point in the near future I'm planning getting out of the t-shirt game, so maybe some gift cards to help with that would be a good option.
I don't really read books as much as I used to, I've always dug sci-fi and cyberpunk themes. I've kinda gotten back into comics a bit, I have the first 3 volumes of Saga and the first volume of Sex Criminals but not much else. I'm definitely more of a Marvel fan than DC.
I love music but have had a real hard time finding something new, My favorites would probably be Daft Punk, the Protomen and Akira Yamaoka but i'll give anything a shot short of country. If you have something you really like or think I should listen to send it my way.
I don't really get out of Texas much so if you have something unique to your area (or country) that would be awesome. Or if you can make something that would be cool too, having something original is always fun.
Well that's probably enough rambling about myself. Satan, I release you!
Dear person I am the Satan to: I will most likely get you something small and fun before Christmas, and then something large in January when I get my cash money school refund.
Dear person I am the Satan to: I will most likely get you something small and fun before Christmas, and then something large in January when I get my cash money school refund.
PRDKristin LindsayI am a meat popsicle.Registered Userregular
So. In.
hey @neville the SMS thing is brilliant and you are brilliant too. Thank you!!
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
False. Clear/pineapple gummy bear for best gummy bear.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
I've decided not to sign up this year after all. On account of my leaving the country right after new year which makes receiving gifts difficult/pointless. I will just have to get vicarious enjoyment from all of the gift opening posts.
The candy factory near my home just expanded because the demand for its gummy candies is so large they need more space. Its now three times the size it was last year.
The candy factory near my home just expanded because the demand for its gummy candies is so large they need more space. Its now three times the size it was last year.
you might be wondering, why does that sound vaguely creepy? it's just text, right? just so textual. dripping in textuality.
but i digress.
you're here because you'd like NSFW ideas on gifts you could possibly send me. or maybe SFW gifts. totally up to you.
you'd probably like to know what kind of a guy i am so you can pick a totally inappropriate gift for your satanic duty. or an appropriate gift, i suppose.
well, you've likely already picked up on the undisputed facts. i'm an irresistible male, popular among my peers both real life and internet. i have been known to partake in PC gaming and more recently in Nintendo 3DS play. sometimes it's single player. lots of times it's multiple player. you know that heady rush you get when you're just walking down the street and suddenly that green light blinks letting you know that a complete stranger has just caressed you, digitally, and inserted their essence into your machine?
whoops, there i go again digressing! oh yeah, so i just recently became married! and something i'm learning is that a married household needs special household items! like wine racks and other things for enjoyment of fine, sensuous wines. or new books (including the drawn, comic kind). or other hardware that my wife and i can share with friends. card games. board games. other games. you know.
i'm a fan of fun, interesting comic book reads, including the more mainstream superhero fare and the more off beat stuff. graphic novels, if you get my drift. i also enjoy collecting action figures and transformers and macross type toys. you know, cause you can manipulate them, move their limbs up and down and up and down...oh myyy it just makes me feel excited.
if you're thinking clothes, i say, that's not really necessary. i mean, it's more fun with less clothes, riiiiiiight?
I've been sending them to secret satans and secret shamblers for years and I took a bunch to hand out at Pax East 2011. @Lord Dave and @Javen and @Radius can attest to how great they are. The store/factory is about 15 minutes from my place.
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I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT TERRARIA TOYS ARE NOW AVAILABLE
YES I WOULD LIKE ONE OF EACH PLEASE (OR NOT WHATEVER JUST LETTING YOU KNOW)
Which you'd probably need if it's getting cold enough for hell to freeze. Stupid arctic hurricane or whatever it is that's making it drop to 20 tonight
I love surprises and I will be super happy to get anything you want to send my way. Even fish-filled olives.
Here's an Amazon wishlist. This is US amazon, but for physical things it's possible that UK is easier/cheaper for shipping.
As you can see from my list I have a Kindle and I like getting books for it. If you hate sending things overseas this is a very good option. The list is just suggestions, if there's some book you love that you want to throw at people that would be super cool.
I have Bluray-playing capabilites but no movies. Is there regions on blurays as well? Who knows man, who knows.
Candy is a thing I enjoy a lot. If you come from a place with awesome foreign candy (pretty much everywhere outside Sweden) I would love to get some of your outlandish confections. It probably needs to be in original packaging or customs will confiscate it and eat it themselves, the greedy bastards.
I'm 184cm and 72kg (about 6'1 and 160 lbs in crazytalk) so maybe a size S or possibly M.
It seems a damn shame that I live in Florida instead of somewhere cold
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HEY, YOU! Mister so-called SATAN!
I've heard you're wondering what gift to get for Heather to commemorate these holiday festivities! Well, I personally gave her an autographed photo of yours truly, so I'm afraid there's little hope left for you! AHAHAHA! But I suppose that's not what you wanted to hear, now is it?
Don't worry, little man! Er...woman? Or maybe non-binary person? I dunno who you are yet so I am very sorry if I'm using the wrong pronouns! THE CHAMP IS ONLY HUMAN!
But that's neither here nor there - the point is, I, THE CHAMP, have decided to help you! Now I have an inroad on Heather's likes and dislikes, and I'm gonna share em with ya! SO LISTEN CLOSE, CUZ I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE! The champ's time is VALUABLE!
Now if my information is correct, Heather is really into practical gifts! Thinks like cookware, knives, small appliances - that kinda thing! She's also really been wanting to get into bento! She's too proud to admit it, but she saw that stuff on the new Sailor Moon series and she's been squealing about it ever since!
Damn SISSY SHOW! I'd like to see any of the monsters from that series step into the ring with the CHAMP! AHAHAHAHA!
Huh? Oh, uhh. Sorry...
*clears throat*
ANYWAY, speaking of cooking, she's really been getting into making fresh pasta lately! A machine and a drying rack would make her life so much easier!
I also have it on good authority that Heather recently had a pair of headphones break on her! One of the ear pieces broke clean off! LOUSY PLASTIC!
Uhhh, let me see now...aside from that, I know she likes plushies, beauty products, and girly stuff like toe socks! She also likes hoodies in a size 2-3x if I recall, thigh high socks, earrings, nail/hair care stuff, clothes! Yeah, she needs clothes something awful! Oh, and she's in dire need of detangling spray and a proper pillowcase, too! Her hair has literally been tying itself in knots! Just don't tell her the champ told you that.
What am I forgetting...OH. I KNOW. Now you might not know this but when Heather moved up to Portland, her stepfather STOLE ALL HER BELONGINGS, including her PC, her fight stick that she used to play fighting games with folks, her bicycle, and all of her MTG cards! He ALSO pocketed the money she PAID HIM to store/ship it all up to her! Naturally, the champ is gonna WHOOP HIS ASS for Heather's Christmas present, but if you wanted to do something too, you might consider replacing some of what he stole! Anything would do! PC parts would be a great idea! Or a new fightstick! Or even, if you wanted to, you might get her a PS4! That way she could play fighting games AND jump back into Final Fantasy 14 with @yukira and some of the other forumers! And at a substantially lower price than a new PC! I do believe such a gift would make her cry, though. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THAT?
Oh I should probably let you know - she has a bike now, and I dunno that you'd want to get her any cards since she mostly plays in draft tournaments and she doesn't have the discipline to hold onto boosters until tournament night, BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE STARTING TO GET THE BASIC IDEA. I'll tell her to put some of this stuff on her wishlist so you have some further guidance!
Anyway I gotta get going! The champ has a photo op and a dinner today that he can't miss, and he's got a plane to catch! So I'll see ya later! Oh, here's an autograph, kid. BYE NOW.
This message from the champ was brought to you by "Waves and Rocks"
Oh hi.
8)
I agree.
I'm always happy to see the generosity of everyone, but also the creativity. I loved the riddles!
Haven't my people suffered enough
First off - you look lovely today. Has anybody told you? It's true!
I like books, I like boardgames, I like nice coffee, I like makin' movies, I like video games (I have a PC w/Steam, and a DS), and I like being surprised. I've got an Amazon wishlist, with examples of the sort of thing I dig, but you are (obviously) more than welcome to just use it for inspiration and follow your own bliss.
(It may be worth noting that I don't currently have a DVD or BluRay player, so disc-based presents mightn't be the best)
I didn't even do anything!
(But thank you! And right back at you, OBVIOUSLY)
Your posts just often make me smile and I appreciate that.
These are packaged exactly like the Mincraft toys
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
Or, sign up for Saints.
I have finally learned how to knit...
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Letter to Satan forthcoming.
I'm glad the appropriate sacrifices and chalk circles have worked to summon you here.
I play probably too many video games and have currently a PC, PS4. Xbox One, Xbox 360, 3DS and a Retron 5. I kinda impulsed purchased the retron and thought about building an old games collection but haven't really done much on that front. I have an ok collection of SNES games from childhood and Sonic 2 for Genesis and Super Mario 1, TMNT 1, and Castlevania 3 for NES if that's something you'd be interested in getting me. I was kinda looking at getting Mega Man 2 & 3 and a copy of Battletoads last I was looking. On current stuff I'm really interested in playing Bayonetta 2 since I love character action games and Bayonetta 1 but probably wont get a Wii U until next year. That and Far Cry 4.
I would say my favorite game series is Silent Hill but I am not a fan of horror in any capacity. I can barely watch PT being played let alone playing it myself.
I am a fan of Giant Bomb even if Dan Ryckert does try my patience most of the time.
I have a bunch of blu-rays and DVDs on my wishlist and if you look you'll find I'm a big fan of superhero flicks and dumb action flicks, I do love more surreal stuff too like Terry Gilliam or Satoshi Kon movies. I'm also a bit of a lapsed anime fan and a huge Gundam fan, hell pretty much giant robots in general. I know there's a Bebop blu-ray set coming out and am already getting that thing so hard.
I would also say I'm a lapsed Transformers nerd, I never really got into reading the comics but I do like the toys and liked the Animated and Prime series. I have several toys on my wishlist that I've really been meaning to purchase.
I also play magic, but mostly at this point it's the occasional EDH game. I do have a list of cards I need for decks and stuff that will be along with the other links at the bottom. I'm also a big fan of Kev Walker's work and have a project to collect 4 copies of every card he's done in foil. If you play you may have some of these cards lying around and I would appreciate any of them. Otherwise packs are always a great gift, and I'm sure they're putting out another holiday gift box this year and more storage is always awesome.
Recently I got a Fitbit Flex and eventually their scale and have been trying to eat healthier/lose some weight, I really find having all sorts of quantifiable numbers really helps with the motivation. My main form of exercise right now is just walking all over the place and i'm trying to eat healthier but I'll admit I don't know what I'm doing on either front. Maybe you do? I could probably just use some cook books on general purpose, my cooking skills are let's say limited at best.
I'm not sure clothes would be a good option for gifts mainly cause at some point in the near future I'm planning getting out of the t-shirt game, so maybe some gift cards to help with that would be a good option.
I don't really read books as much as I used to, I've always dug sci-fi and cyberpunk themes. I've kinda gotten back into comics a bit, I have the first 3 volumes of Saga and the first volume of Sex Criminals but not much else. I'm definitely more of a Marvel fan than DC.
I love music but have had a real hard time finding something new, My favorites would probably be Daft Punk, the Protomen and Akira Yamaoka but i'll give anything a shot short of country. If you have something you really like or think I should listen to send it my way.
I don't really get out of Texas much so if you have something unique to your area (or country) that would be awesome. Or if you can make something that would be cool too, having something original is always fun.
Well that's probably enough rambling about myself. Satan, I release you!
Amazon: http://smile.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/1D8Q80CJFG3CU
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lasbrook/wishlist
Magic: http://classic.magictraders.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/252703.html (the wants section, gold text denotes foil)
Steam
Also Gummy Bear. So many gummy bears.
hey @neville the SMS thing is brilliant and you are brilliant too. Thank you!!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Maybe I will Secret Saint shank someone instead.
http://www.albanesecandy.com/gummies/
How much for a gummy Venus de Milo?
I don't understand this copy. Do they want folk to bone these gummies?
you might be wondering, why does that sound vaguely creepy? it's just text, right? just so textual. dripping in textuality.
but i digress.
you're here because you'd like NSFW ideas on gifts you could possibly send me. or maybe SFW gifts. totally up to you.
you'd probably like to know what kind of a guy i am so you can pick a totally inappropriate gift for your satanic duty. or an appropriate gift, i suppose.
well, you've likely already picked up on the undisputed facts. i'm an irresistible male, popular among my peers both real life and internet. i have been known to partake in PC gaming and more recently in Nintendo 3DS play. sometimes it's single player. lots of times it's multiple player. you know that heady rush you get when you're just walking down the street and suddenly that green light blinks letting you know that a complete stranger has just caressed you, digitally, and inserted their essence into your machine?
whoops, there i go again digressing! oh yeah, so i just recently became married! and something i'm learning is that a married household needs special household items! like wine racks and other things for enjoyment of fine, sensuous wines. or new books (including the drawn, comic kind). or other hardware that my wife and i can share with friends. card games. board games. other games. you know.
i'm a fan of fun, interesting comic book reads, including the more mainstream superhero fare and the more off beat stuff. graphic novels, if you get my drift. i also enjoy collecting action figures and transformers and macross type toys. you know, cause you can manipulate them, move their limbs up and down and up and down...oh myyy it just makes me feel excited.
if you're thinking clothes, i say, that's not really necessary. i mean, it's more fun with less clothes, riiiiiiight?
anyways, i'm looking forward to your gift giving, my Satan. don't keep me waiting long (but totally do so if that's your thing). if you're more into lists, i guess these boring things will help you out:
Amazon - http://smile.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/1ZFVH7G3LXSU2
Steam - http://steamcommunity.com/id/thefightingfilipino/wishlist
see you soon, Satan
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
I believe it is the same company!
I've been sending them to secret satans and secret shamblers for years and I took a bunch to hand out at Pax East 2011. @Lord Dave and @Javen and @Radius can attest to how great they are. The store/factory is about 15 minutes from my place.