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Profoundly Bad Luck, UPDATE Apr.10.08

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Everything is carcinogenic.

    Dihydrogen Monoxide? Oh yeah.

    MKR on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    good, laughing is about the only thing you can do to help at this point, unfortunately

    also, seph


    effectively everything ever is in some way carcinogenic

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    did you know food dyes are taken from ores and coal and such

    and some are carcinogenic

    Seph on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Cancer is a product of everything bad we consume

    free radicals exist naturally but things we use increase them and lead to cancer

    did you know they found out fabreeze and air fresheners are carcinogenic

    Ever since I passed Organic chemistry, I'm deathly afraid of decaffeinated products and sugar substitutes because I know what's in them. Cancer scares me more the fat.

    Hunter on
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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Prayers sent, Nap :(

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Cancer is a product of everything bad we consume

    free radicals exist naturally but things we use increase them and lead to cancer

    did you know they found out fabreeze and air fresheners are carcinogenic
    what?

    oh god no. i love fabreeze. :(

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Cancer is a product of everything bad we consume

    free radicals exist naturally but things we use increase them and lead to cancer

    did you know they found out fabreeze and air fresheners are carcinogenic
    damn, I spray febreeze on just about everything I eat!

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    good thing i didn't read it
    sometimes you can be a fucking cunt

    Seriously Phonehand, what the fuck dude?

    B.C. on
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    good thing i didn't read it
    sometimes you can be a fucking cunt

    i don't understand what you mean

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    man.... Hope life gets better for your friends family.

    I don't think you understand cancer

    It is unfortunate that I do.

    Very well.

    Yeah. Cancer always wins eventually.

    It cheats and misinterprets the rules too, like a malignant Bill Belichick.

    We need a vaccine called the Manning shot. It will beat cancer after it's third try.

    Butters on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter's posts are carcinogenic.

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    bhealeybhealey Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    .

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i know this pip

    it is of the mindset that the more problems you solve the more exist
    the more advanced a society becomes the more problems it creates.

    It solves old ones and creates new ones

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    also carbonation erodes your dna did you know that

    Ban everything.

    Also, that really sucks.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    man.... Hope life gets better for your friends family.

    I don't think you understand cancer

    It is unfortunate that I do.

    Very well.

    Yeah. Cancer always wins eventually.

    It cheats and misinterprets the rules too, like a malignant Bill Belichick.

    We need a vaccine called the Manning shot. It will beat cancer after it's third try.

    Yeah but then the cancer just trades for Randy Moss.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    good thing i didn't read it
    sometimes you can be a fucking cunt

    I thought that was Phonehands thing

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh man paula dean just made pork pudding

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    Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh man :( I'm sorry to hear that.

    Both of my grandfathers, my dog died from cancer.

    Right now my uncle is fighting for his life.
    But my aunt did get better from her breast cancer, so keep hoping.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh man paula dean just made pork pudding
    pork causes cancer

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    man.... Hope life gets better for your friends family.

    I don't think you understand cancer

    It is unfortunate that I do.

    Very well.

    Yeah. Cancer always wins eventually.

    It cheats and misinterprets the rules too, like a malignant Bill Belichick.

    We need a vaccine called the Manning shot. It will beat cancer after it's third try.

    But then it mutates into pancriatic moss of the liver and just kills everyone.

    edit: beat so fuckin hard.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Hunter's posts are carcinogenic.

    If I can't compare Bill Belichick to cancer, then I don't want to play here any more. :P

    Hunter on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh man paula dean just made pork pudding
    pork causes cancer
    paula dean causes pork

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    cancer causes cancer

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh man paula dean just made pork pudding

    That's a cancerin'

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    and cancer is only the second highest cause of death in the states! crazy!

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wait a minute
    This is the place where I got crap for feeling bad about the VT shootings
    You guys can fuck off

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    "There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die. Who knows? If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix — a clean well lighted place full of sunshine and bromides and fast cars where almost everybody seems vaguely happy, except those who know in their hearts what is missing... And being driven slowly and quietly into the kind of terminal craziness that comes with finally understanding that the one thing you want is not there. Missing. Back-ordered. No tengo. Vaya con dios. Grow up! Small is better. Take what you can get..." - Hunter S. Thompson.

    That aside, man. That sucks so hard nap, so hard. It's just not fucking right. I hope they do something for the daughter. I don't pray but, I'll think positive thoughts.

    why are you quoting a segment about how modern life is suspiciously like hell?


    that's not very comforting at all

    ps. hugs nap. hugs everywhere

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh man paula dean just made pork pudding

    Dude, I would date, marry, and fuck Paula Dean today just to have her cook for me the rest of my life.

    Hunter on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    man.... Hope life gets better for your friends family.

    I don't think you understand cancer

    It is unfortunate that I do.

    Very well.

    Yeah. Cancer always wins eventually.
    This is reminds me of my Grandpa.

    He was one of those tough-as-nails types of grandfathers, hardened by the Depression and molded by WWII into some transcendently stoic badass motherfucker...like lots of our granddads, I would guess. Fucker had a truckload of logs break free once, and all roll over him, crushing his legs and hips. He was in his 60's when this happened, and when he died almost two decades later, he was not only walking, but he had no appreciable limp.

    His attitude was always, "You can do anything you put your mind to, and beat anything you set your will against." And he always did.

    Except with cancer. Where the big C was concerned, his attitude was pretty much "Holy fuck...if you get cancer, you are fucking dead."

    And sure enough, when he got cancer, and they gave him 6 months to live, he pretty much resigned himself to dying. I don't mean that he gave up; he didn't. He was still a stoic badass...he just assumed that he was in fact dying.

    And as it turns out, he died almost 6 months to the day from when they told him how long he had.

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That sucks

    My mom's friend's husband died (heart attack I think) and soon after her only son and his girlfriend gets murdered by a druggy wanting money.

    Her lawyer lost the evidence against the killer so he walked. can't put him on trial for the same thing...

    Now she lives alone with her little 15 year-old dog.

    I go to her place from time to time to help her around the house. poor old lady.

    AHH! on
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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    cancer causes cancer

    it's funny cause it's true!

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Cancer is a product of everything bad we consume

    free radicals exist naturally but things we use increase them and lead to cancer

    did you know they found out fabreeze and air fresheners are carcinogenic

    Ever since I passed Organic chemistry, I'm deathly afraid of decaffeinated products and sugar substitutes because I know what's in them. Cancer scares me more the fat.

    aspartame also breaks down and one of the byproducts forms a neural toxin

    i still eat it but i think all the bad things we take in is just interesting in that its inescapable
    like a calm before death

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh man :( I'm sorry to hear that.

    Both of my grandfathers, my dog died from cancer.

    Right now my uncle is fighting for his life.
    But my aunt did get better from her breast cancer, so keep hoping.
    Man, you're fucked dude.

    mcp on
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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Wait a minute
    This is the place where I got crap for feeling bad about the VT shootings
    You guys can fuck off

    if you cant see why cancer is not as funny as school shootings then you shuoldnt post at all

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Wait a minute
    This is the place where I got crap for feeling bad about the VT shootings
    You guys can fuck off

    if you cant see why cancer is not as funny as school shootings then you shuoldnt post at all

    neither of those things are funny!

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    No, cancer is cancer.

    Identity =/= causation

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Life causes cancer.

    Seriously, I feel bad for you and your friend. I hope something good can come out of all this, although I seriously doubt it. Just be there for him, he'll need you more than he's ever needed anything in his whole life if the worst finally comes.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That totally blows.

    That might be worse luck than Stale.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    cancer causes cancer

    That's pretty much it. It causes itself and then exponentially increases the risk of itself to your offspring.

    Butters on
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Wait a minute
    This is the place where I got crap for feeling bad about the VT shootings
    You guys can fuck off

    if you cant see why cancer is not as funny as school shootings then you shuoldnt post at all

    Yeah I think I should go see a psychiatrist about that

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