ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
Dear Satan,
Apparently we are going on a last-minute road trip? I will try to get a neighbor to look out for packages, but we leave Saturday morning and will hopefully be back by the following Monday, or about 9 days. If you are sending me something that needs signing for and haven't done it yet (and don't want to pay for the most expensive shipping ever), you might want to wait till later next week.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
,
ceres.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
A mysterious package arrived over the weekend. No pictures yet, but I wanted to let everybody's Extra Satan know I received something, and pictures will be posted. .. soon
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
A wild tube appeared!
I had a 5 minute conversation with it before I realized it wasn't actually Tube the admin.
Inside the tube... 11x17 Batman posters!
These will go great in my media room. I just need to either get some more frames or replace a couple of my existing ones.
I still don't have a name...
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LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
I had an extra package waiting for me today, it took until i'd open it for me to realize it was from Satan!
Following the instructions I went for the gift first, here's the note:
Wasting no time I open the wrapping and find:
Highlander! I can't count how many times I've seen this movie but I'm not sure I've ever owned it (think my brother had it on VHS back when I was a kid. which yes, means I'm old). Thanks Satan, you're right this is a movie worth owning.
Bonus: Shot of the contents of the envelope plus knife as seems to be the rage:
Double Bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw
Goatmon, yout handwriting is exactly the same as mine on every letter. It's uncanny.
And an a++ gift!
Honestly, I was kind of astounded at how big of a laugh my family got out of the cookie dicks when I was preparing them.
They couldn't stop laughing about it.
At one point my sister just kinda rolled her eyes, all
"A house full of women and you make cookie penises."
Also, the next day after I packed up all the cookies, I had some leftover dough and asked Hannah and Emily (My nieces) if they wanted any cookies.
Emily: Will they be penises?
Me: Not unless you want them to be.
Emily: Yeah, no thanks just regular cookies please. :P
Also my Mom had a laugh showing my sister the initial cookie sheet that was just layered with cookie dick from end to end.
I really should have gotten a photo of that one.
Whoops on the name. So to elaborate, i probably should have gotten a photo of opening it as well. Because I was in my apartment with some friends, basically being peer pressured into opening it. I got UNLIMITED SHIT for it all night long, however soon everyone was eating dicks with milk.
Fun fact, the dicks are perfect cookies for milk, as they actually fit in the glass. They are already all gone. Still the the fudge at about 95%, zero idea how I am going to eat all of it but it is damn good! Again, thanks a ton!
Also, people who use the Amazon app on their smartphone. It doesn't seem to hide gift purchases automatically. It will if you use a browser to get to Amazon, but be wary of having things spoiled with the app.
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lonelyahavaCall me Ahava ~~She/Her~~Move to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
ohman, if that's the Night watch series that I'm thinking of, I love love love that book. and series, really.
So this isn't directly related to Secret Satans, but I thought it might have been. I got a My UPS shipping alert to expect a package from a "Don Jagoda." This was not the name of my Secret Satan, and I was not expecting this package, so I was quite confused. Looking around online, Don Jagoda is apparently a sweepstakes and marketing management group? People get these shipping alerts when they are getting their sweepstakes winnings.
I don't remember entering a contest! So I'm still confused, but excited! The package apparently weigh 9lbs, so I am really curious to know what this is.
So this isn't directly related to Secret Satans, but I thought it might have been. I got a My UPS shipping alert to expect a package from a "Don Jagoda." This was not the name of my Secret Satan, and I was not expecting this package, so I was quite confused. Looking around online, Don Jagoda is apparently a sweepstakes and marketing management group? People get these shipping alerts when they are getting their sweepstakes winnings.
I don't remember entering a contest! So I'm still confused, but excited! The package apparently weigh 9lbs, so I am really curious to know what this is.
Puppies.
I'm not sure how many puppies will be in the box, but that is my guess.
So this isn't directly related to Secret Satans, but I thought it might have been. I got a My UPS shipping alert to expect a package from a "Don Jagoda." This was not the name of my Secret Satan, and I was not expecting this package, so I was quite confused. Looking around online, Don Jagoda is apparently a sweepstakes and marketing management group? People get these shipping alerts when they are getting their sweepstakes winnings.
I don't remember entering a contest! So I'm still confused, but excited! The package apparently weigh 9lbs, so I am really curious to know what this is.
Puppies.
I'm not sure how many puppies will be in the box, but that is my guess.
Don't get my hopes up!
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
9 pounds of ripe, ripe cherries.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
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The worst, however, was a package that didn't even require a knife to open.
There appear to be books inside! Books, and notes along with!
Behold the horrors of science. - Satan
Come take a tour of where you shall be spending eternity. - The Dark Lord
My horseman shall conquer all. - Lucifer
And with that, the notes disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving me unable to tell who it was who granted me this great boon.
Thank you, and Hail Satan!
Yes hello this is me
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Apparently we are going on a last-minute road trip? I will try to get a neighbor to look out for packages, but we leave Saturday morning and will hopefully be back by the following Monday, or about 9 days. If you are sending me something that needs signing for and haven't done it yet (and don't want to pay for the most expensive shipping ever), you might want to wait till later next week.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
ceres.
I considered it but it was really convenient for covering up Satan's real name
that game is super fun and charming, and was a perfect use of my playstation gift karrde :rotate:
but then! A box in our mailbox!
What better way indeed!?
Love Shaun of the Dead
only ever managed to see part of Hot Fuzz
and very much looking forward to seeing The World's End for the first time.
I have wishlist stalking to thank for this one, and more importantly, @Karrde1842. Thank you so much!
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
I had a 5 minute conversation with it before I realized it wasn't actually Tube the admin.
Inside the tube... 11x17 Batman posters!
These will go great in my media room. I just need to either get some more frames or replace a couple of my existing ones.
I still don't have a name...
Following the instructions I went for the gift first, here's the note:
Wasting no time I open the wrapping and find:
Highlander! I can't count how many times I've seen this movie but I'm not sure I've ever owned it (think my brother had it on VHS back when I was a kid. which yes, means I'm old). Thanks Satan, you're right this is a movie worth owning.
Bonus: Shot of the contents of the envelope plus knife as seems to be the rage:
Double Bonus:
Steam
But then I got closer, and I could make out the word Amazon through the darkness, so I took that trash inside
[Still no picture, because it was dark out. Welcome to winter!]
Once I was inside I confirmed my name and address was in fact on it.
It's not like a box or anything, just cardboard wrapped around a hard object. Seriously looked like trash.
Anyways, I've learned a thing or two since yesterday. This sucker has a pull tab, I don't need to equip my knife.
Oh goddammit.
Equip knife.
One stabbing and some mild ripping in twain later, it appears Satan has expanded my voluminous library with more of His dark works.
Join the Dark Others and know true freedom. -Tchort\
Fantastic! I've been looking for this book for a while now.
Thank you, and Hail Satan!
What's in the box?
A note!
Woo! Carolina Panthers swag!
Nice! HAIL SATAN!
Whoops on the name. So to elaborate, i probably should have gotten a photo of opening it as well. Because I was in my apartment with some friends, basically being peer pressured into opening it. I got UNLIMITED SHIT for it all night long, however soon everyone was eating dicks with milk.
Fun fact, the dicks are perfect cookies for milk, as they actually fit in the glass. They are already all gone. Still the the fudge at about 95%, zero idea how I am going to eat all of it but it is damn good! Again, thanks a ton!
Just wanted to mention that I give my amazon wish list to my family, too. So just make sure you filter > unpurchased, just in case.
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I don't remember entering a contest! So I'm still confused, but excited! The package apparently weigh 9lbs, so I am really curious to know what this is.
Puppies.
I'm not sure how many puppies will be in the box, but that is my guess.
Don't get my hopes up!
Traverse City's finest
Awww, now I'm homesick
The first time I found it in the market I screeched in happiness, which got me some looks
Ginger ale is very important
Vernor's is effing disgusting.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I mean I'd rather go with a Rock and Rye, but an Authentic Michigan Boston Cooler made with Vernor's? Fuck yeah.
Wow Sandra
I didn't know you had such darkness inside of you
But I'll rarely buy it, because I don't drink soda
There's really only one soda I'll buy anymore, and it marks me as a true child of New England to say this:
But Vernor's is like a special kind of revolting.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
My dad still buys multiple jars of Saunder's fudge whenever they go back.
Someone from Maine ship me some
You can totally buy it from them online!
I usually really like regional sodas. Cheerwine is delicious.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.