The worst I've had was at the Coke Store where they'd do a sample of sodas from around the world that Coke makes. There's an Italian one called 'Beverly' that's apparently mainly used for mixing and not drinking
Tricking people into drinking straight Beverly is one of the favorite pasttimes of anyone who has been to World of Coke.
Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
I've only been to World of Coke once because hey, I don't drink soda
But I INSTANTLY found Beverly and tricked four other people into trying it.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Anything with celery or cucumber is going to be disgusting IMO.
Also that soda place has buffalo wing soda. I love wings but that just sounds awful.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
Inside were two gifts with the same note, which read "Sweeney Tom - You have a wishlist with length beyond compare. A D100 was rolled to select page and then a D30 to select the item. May the random numbers smile upon you. Oh, and because I'm Satan - I did it twice. HAIL SATAN!"
The gifts were the Xbox 360 version of Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, and the movie Cromartie High (based off the great TV show)! Thanks so much Satan!
"Sweeney Tom - You have a wishlist with length beyond compare. A D100 was rolled to select page and then a D30 to select the item. May the random numbers smile upon you. Oh, and because I'm Satan - I did it twice. HAIL SATAN!"
If you can swing a few bottles of Foxon Park White Birch Beer, you're in for a treat and a half!
Aw hell yeah - Foxon Park birch beer 4 lyfe!
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
Update!
Due to my stubborn nature it has taken time to purchase everything local. However, everything is in my possession and will be wrapped and packaged soon and shipped tomorrow. Have no fear, dear Satanee, Xmas is coming!
Tomorrow I shall also post my gift get, had some "problems" with my camera, but finally found a way around that ancient machine.
...and the movie Cromartie High (based off the great TV show)! Thanks so much Satan!
Cromartie High is the Seinfeld of anime.
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edited December 2014
I have received yet another package!
It contains peerless power, boundless entertainment, and mouth watering flavor (and a very lovely note!)
Five awesome fun satans themed magic cards! A netflix gift card! And brownies (with secret dick)!
This picture is before I ate half of the rest of the brownies, they are so good oh my goodness
Thank you so much Rayze, all the stuff you've given me is awesome! I'm going to activate the netflix next week and burn through all the shows over my christmas break
So glad you got it. FedEx tracking said it was delivered on Wednesday so I was hoping it wasn't lost
Edit: How are you liking The Eyre Affair? I was planning on getting you On the Steel Breeze but it would have been delivered much later than the other gifts and I wanted to group everything up. Instead, I decided to take a chance
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edited December 2014
Yeah I got it I just took a picture then fell in a deep brownie sleep
edit I only read the first couple pages so far, I'm going to have a lot of time next week where I have to sit around and I am saving it for that so I have something interesting, just from the first little bit it seems like a real good read though
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
I went to the mail room after work because I was expecting the last packages of gifts from family members to take to Germany with me
The boxes I anticipated were quite small
Instead...
I KNOW THAT BOX I KNOW WHERE THAT'S FROM. Uniqlo is basically my favourite store in the whole world and I miss having one around. Their stuff is always great and so even a pair of socks from them would be --
Holy shit holy shit it's the Ines de la Fressange velvet jacket I put on my wishlist as a "Wouldn't it be nice to dream"
YES IT WOULD
The pictures do not do it justice. It's this gorgeous dark color and, I mean, velvet.
And... as I reached in something fell out of the box. Okay, this is an oddball thing.
But there appears to be a correlation between it (perhaps) and this most puzzling of missives...
"I promise there will be no rhyming this time, but can you put things back in line?
Another gift got separated in the time stream, I'm sure there will be no need to involve the Pentagon.
The rest should arrive at some point but will it be in the past or the future?
The last thing to restore order is to open these gifts!
There are three items in this box but who knows what holiday they are for, or what decade they are from?
Thanks to manipulation of fthe fourth dimension, a gift should be safe from temporal distortion.
By Thursday it will be Saturday, by Friday it will be August and by Saturday it will be the end of existence as we know it.
It seems gifting before Thanksgiving has created an unstable rift in Space and Time.
We must solve it before anything else!
His dark servant,
Lasbrook (which is upside down)
Seriously hoisted by my own petard here, I gotta come back to it.
The note with the next box said "Hey. You said awful." And I did. And it is true.
So I am SUPER excited to find...
The Soultangler appears to be a disgusting hot mess of a film put out by Mondo Video and Bleeding Skull Video! Bleeding Skull is dedicated to rereleasing lost badass supertrashy pulp/b-movies and they do stuff with/at Alamo Drafthouse a lot, which is how I first heard about them! And Mondo is I believe Alamo Drafthouse's gallery/artsy branch, which I only know because I read about an exhibit they were doing on Batman but I missed it because I SUCK. This movie looks completely terrible and I'm SO EXCITED TO WATCH IT. (I will have to find a VHS player but I fear no challenge.)
And also. ALSO. "This item shouldn't be a Big Trouble."
You should know that I immediately snapped this to my brother and the handful of people I know who would appreciate it the most, in order to inspire ferocious and instant jealousy.
Jesus god Lasbrook you are off the fuckin' chain, man.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Sheri if your dog is anything like my dog I know that look
That look says "Lando gon' eat it"
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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My boss just got a new needle for the turntable here at the office.
We're listening to the Sabbath album Sagat Satan got me for the third time today.
Fuck I love that album.
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dat jacket tho
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I decided to use the mail this time which had nothing at all to do with me getting lost as hell last time. Nope, none at all. as the note says I went with the idea that I broke space/time and apparently USPS decided to follow suit:
Notice that it says delivered but expected delivery is tomorrow. I'm glad you like everything, I'll admit following Mondo on twitter was one of the best/worst decisions I ever made. The Soultangler should include a digital download code because it's still 2014, if you don't want to go to the trouble of a VCR.
Edit: Also, I hope I didn't ruin your puzzles too much, but now you see why I may have been able to guess it so easily. I guess Austin gets it's very own Satans this year.
I decided to use the mail this time which had nothing at all to do with me getting lost as hell last time. Nope, none at all. as the note says I went with the idea that I broke space/time and apparently USPS decided to follow suit:
Notice that it says delivered but expected delivery is tomorrow. I'm glad you like everything, I'll admit following Mondo on twitter was one of the best/worst decisions I ever made. The Soultangler should include a digital download code because it's still 2014, if you don't want to go to the trouble of a VCR.
Edit: Also, I hope I didn't ruin your puzzles too much, but now you see why I may have been able to guess it so easily. I guess Austin gets it's very own Satans this year.
You broke space and time! Look what you did!
Also I missed the note on the jacket box in my hideous frenzy to OPEN GIFT
Also also holy cow this stuff is so awesome
(You have more coming but nooot yet)
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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By the way!
I got one of the random yellow cassettes for the VHS.
Boss.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Awesome! I admit I was tempted to look myself.
And yeah you have one more thing coming to you as well, it shouldn't be hard to figure out with the hint in the note. Which speaking of, I forgot to mention you shouldn't think too hard about the "By Thursday it will be Saturday , By Friday it will be August and by Saturday it will be the end of existence as we know it." line. I just wanted to use the reference.
Inside were two gifts with the same note, which read "Sweeney Tom - You have a wishlist with length beyond compare. A D100 was rolled to select page and then a D30 to select the item. May the random numbers smile upon you. Oh, and because I'm Satan - I did it twice. HAIL SATAN!"
The gifts were the Xbox 360 version of Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, and the movie Cromartie High (based off the great TV show)! Thanks so much Satan!
You're welcome, bud.
There's more coming to you but I'm going to have to wait until the post christmas HOLY FUCK of working retail ends.
StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
Okay so last night I was coming home from work and there was something on top of my mailbox, clearly intended for me. It didn't feel like a book, and it didn't come from Amazon, so I wasn't sure if it was from Satan and he was breaking his pattern or if it was from someone else or what. But I still turn on the old eyeball camera and had a look.
Now this sort of packaging was clearly the job for a knife (finally).
What do we have here? A box inside of the envelope? Hmm. Perhaps this is why things felt strange.
Let's cut it open to find ou- Dammit there's a pull tab isn't there?
Fiiiine. Let's pull on its pull tab to find out. Not nearly as satisfying. Also much harder to photograph.
Special thanks to my foot, which makes a cameo appearance at the bottom of this photo.
Sheri if your dog is anything like my dog I know that look
That look says "Lando gon' eat it"
I once performed an experiment with random household items. A kitchen sponge, stirring spoon, battery, etc.
Each one, I showed it to him in a way that might imply that I would be giving it to him to use as he sees fit, and he reacted identically in all situations.
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Tricking people into drinking straight Beverly is one of the favorite pasttimes of anyone who has been to World of Coke.
But I INSTANTLY found Beverly and tricked four other people into trying it.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Also that soda place has buffalo wing soda. I love wings but that just sounds awful.
Found it at a store called Anderson's
It's kinda like a lighter syrup Dr Pepper.
It tastes like flat, off-brand root beer mixed with old black licorice.
Sort of like if you took Moxie and diluted a cup of it in a 2-liter bottle of non-carbonated water.
I enjoy all of them.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
@NightDragon back me up here
http://www.foxonpark.com/cart.php?m=splash
If you can swing a few bottles of Foxon Park White Birch Beer, you're in for a treat and a half!
Inside were two gifts with the same note, which read "Sweeney Tom - You have a wishlist with length beyond compare. A D100 was rolled to select page and then a D30 to select the item. May the random numbers smile upon you. Oh, and because I'm Satan - I did it twice. HAIL SATAN!"
The gifts were the Xbox 360 version of Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, and the movie Cromartie High (based off the great TV show)! Thanks so much Satan!
Steam
Birch beer or maybe ginger beer are probably my favorites
I love this
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
They're all backwards.
I mean, what else could you expect when you order from moc.nozama.www?
Aw hell yeah - Foxon Park birch beer 4 lyfe!
Due to my stubborn nature it has taken time to purchase everything local. However, everything is in my possession and will be wrapped and packaged soon and shipped tomorrow. Have no fear, dear Satanee, Xmas is coming!
Tomorrow I shall also post my gift get, had some "problems" with my camera, but finally found a way around that ancient machine.
Cromartie High is the Seinfeld of anime.
It contains peerless power, boundless entertainment, and mouth watering flavor (and a very lovely note!)
This picture is before I ate half of the rest of the brownies, they are so good oh my goodness
Thank you so much Rayze, all the stuff you've given me is awesome! I'm going to activate the netflix next week and burn through all the shows over my christmas break
edit all. the. shows.
Edit: How are you liking The Eyre Affair? I was planning on getting you On the Steel Breeze but it would have been delivered much later than the other gifts and I wanted to group everything up. Instead, I decided to take a chance
edit I only read the first couple pages so far, I'm going to have a lot of time next week where I have to sit around and I am saving it for that so I have something interesting, just from the first little bit it seems like a real good read though
HOLY SHIT.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I got another gift you guys!
The note says "I hope this will help Lando with his Captain's Logs
AMAZING
I already put it in his stocking!
Thank you fightinfilipino!
Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
The boxes I anticipated were quite small
Instead...
I KNOW THAT BOX I KNOW WHERE THAT'S FROM. Uniqlo is basically my favourite store in the whole world and I miss having one around. Their stuff is always great and so even a pair of socks from them would be --
Holy shit holy shit it's the Ines de la Fressange velvet jacket I put on my wishlist as a "Wouldn't it be nice to dream"
YES IT WOULD
The pictures do not do it justice. It's this gorgeous dark color and, I mean, velvet.
And... as I reached in something fell out of the box. Okay, this is an oddball thing.
But there appears to be a correlation between it (perhaps) and this most puzzling of missives...
Seriously hoisted by my own petard here, I gotta come back to it.
The note with the next box said "Hey. You said awful." And I did. And it is true.
So I am SUPER excited to find...
The Soultangler appears to be a disgusting hot mess of a film put out by Mondo Video and Bleeding Skull Video! Bleeding Skull is dedicated to rereleasing lost badass supertrashy pulp/b-movies and they do stuff with/at Alamo Drafthouse a lot, which is how I first heard about them! And Mondo is I believe Alamo Drafthouse's gallery/artsy branch, which I only know because I read about an exhibit they were doing on Batman but I missed it because I SUCK. This movie looks completely terrible and I'm SO EXCITED TO WATCH IT. (I will have to find a VHS player but I fear no challenge.)
And also. ALSO. "This item shouldn't be a Big Trouble."
You should know that I immediately snapped this to my brother and the handful of people I know who would appreciate it the most, in order to inspire ferocious and instant jealousy.
Jesus god Lasbrook you are off the fuckin' chain, man.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
That look says "Lando gon' eat it"
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
We're listening to the Sabbath album Sagat Satan got me for the third time today.
Fuck I love that album.
All things are, potentially, Lando's things.
Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
Yeah, the note I put on that box was something about jealousy in ability to rock said jacket.
Anyways, @Lost Salient
I decided to use the mail this time which had nothing at all to do with me getting lost as hell last time. Nope, none at all. as the note says I went with the idea that I broke space/time and apparently USPS decided to follow suit:
Notice that it says delivered but expected delivery is tomorrow. I'm glad you like everything, I'll admit following Mondo on twitter was one of the best/worst decisions I ever made. The Soultangler should include a digital download code because it's still 2014, if you don't want to go to the trouble of a VCR.
Edit: Also, I hope I didn't ruin your puzzles too much, but now you see why I may have been able to guess it so easily. I guess Austin gets it's very own Satans this year.
Steam
this is pretty much our dog's position.
once Bowie has had a thing, it is now his forever.
peanut butter.
ham.
pieces of basil, which he doesn't even like but will keep trying to eat anyways.
dogs are pretty awesome
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I will have to go pick it up on Monday, so if you sent me something, don't worry!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
You broke space and time! Look what you did!
Also I missed the note on the jacket box in my hideous frenzy to OPEN GIFT
Also also holy cow this stuff is so awesome
(You have more coming but nooot yet)
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I got one of the random yellow cassettes for the VHS.
Boss.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
And yeah you have one more thing coming to you as well, it shouldn't be hard to figure out with the hint in the note. Which speaking of, I forgot to mention you shouldn't think too hard about the "By Thursday it will be Saturday , By Friday it will be August and by Saturday it will be the end of existence as we know it." line. I just wanted to use the reference.
Steam
and also located about 1,000 miles from where it's supposed to be delivered to
hmmmmm
I have not said much
but
gifts are inbound
I wish I could have done more but in the last couple weeks dealt with some emergency dental biz and a very sick cat's vet billz
but I hope ya like it
You're welcome, bud.
There's more coming to you but I'm going to have to wait until the post christmas HOLY FUCK of working retail ends.
HAIL SATAN
Now this sort of packaging was clearly the job for a knife (finally).
What do we have here? A box inside of the envelope? Hmm. Perhaps this is why things felt strange.
Let's cut it open to find ou- Dammit there's a pull tab isn't there?
Fiiiine. Let's pull on its pull tab to find out. Not nearly as satisfying. Also much harder to photograph.
Special thanks to my foot, which makes a cameo appearance at the bottom of this photo.
More comic books are inside! And another note!
War is my game. - Old Scratch
Thank you Satan, in all your many names!
I once performed an experiment with random household items. A kitchen sponge, stirring spoon, battery, etc.
Each one, I showed it to him in a way that might imply that I would be giving it to him to use as he sees fit, and he reacted identically in all situations.
This qualifies a cross-over, by the way