i liked mega man legends more than tron bonne because it inspired more wonder in me
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
I couldn't get into Asscreed 1, so skipped it. Asscreed 2 was great. Asscreed bro was more Asscreed 2, but I might have had too much of that because I only got a couple hours into Assbro. Haven't played any of the others yet.
i am prepared to ride the emotional rollercoaster every other gamer has undergone in the past decade
I strongly suggest you take a break between each assassination in the first game. That's the gameplay "loop" as it were, and doing it all back to back feels very repetitive.
When you treat each kill as an episode, it flows much better.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
I'm also wondering if I'll even be able to play Assassin's Creed after Shadow of Mordor.
buying condoms, self checkout machine breaks and scans your item 3 times, you hit cancel and the teenage girl at the helpdesk is like uhm are you okay?
sweat starts
frantic darting eyes
don't look over here! as the machine keeps going please put item in original area please put item in original area
"Hey, I need to buy these wraps for my sex-tool and your stupid machine ain't working."
You getting laid, own that shit.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
@arch you are in my prison and you are an ace fighter pilot who became an alcoholic and did some things you're ashamed of
buying condoms, self checkout machine breaks and scans your item 3 times, you hit cancel and the teenage girl at the helpdesk is like uhm are you okay?
sweat starts
frantic darting eyes
don't look over here! as the machine keeps going please put item in original area please put item in original area
"Hey, I need to buy these wraps for my sex-tool and your stupid machine ain't working."
You getting laid, own that shit.
the style of condom i was buying embarrassed me too much!
THEY CAN'T KNOW I AM GOING TO PUT MY MEMBER INSIDE A LADY OF THE EVENING
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
prison architect is cool
however the tutorial has me constructing an execution chamber..!
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I want to revive that "true gamer cred" list we had going before, of all the obscure and pretentious video games you have to play in order to be a true gamer. It's like:
System Shock 1
Ico
XCOM: UFO Defense
Dwarf Fortress
CS 1.6
Shin Megami Tensei
TES: Daggerfall
Street Fighter 2 Turbo
Ultima Online pre-Trammel
Most of the missions give you ample opportunity to case your target, so treating it like a puzzle game and planning a mission out was what I found most satisfying
Especially when it confusingly does that bit where you have a conversation as they die in your arms despite you having carried out the kill from a distance or with poison and being mid getaway
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HerrCronIt that wickedly supports taxationRegistered Userregular
Custer's Revenge on Atari 2600
Tengen Tetris on NES
E.V.O on SNES
MUSHA on Genesis
The Misadventures of Tron Bonne on PS1
Radiant Silvergun on Saturn
Gitaroo Man on PS2
Daikatana
Bad Rats
Barbie's Horse Adventures: Riding Camp
Winx Club
I'VE SEEN THINGS, MAN. Now I'll just huddle in the corner and cry.
Most of the missions give you ample opportunity to case your target, so treating it like a puzzle game and planning a mission out was what I found most satisfying
Especially when it confusingly does that bit where you have a conversation as they die in your arms despite you having carried out the kill from a distance or with poison and being mid getaway
I loved doing the takedowns in front of a billion guards and then just disappearing.
Like, from the perspective of the townsfolk, the assassin would be a goddamn deity.
I think my enjoyment of the asscreed games has come pretty exclusively from how fucking awesome it is to get to explore all those historical cities.
Like, I have never really liked the gameplay (except for the ship battles but that gets old eventually), but as far as I'm concerned you win that game by climbing on top of famous cathedrals and reading codex entries. It is the most glorious history/architecture porn, even if limitations/gameplay concerns make it less than accurate.
Also I have a hard time understanding why it is the only game series that has figured out that there are more interesting historical periods than the 1940s exclusively.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
why do steak branders exist?
Follow up question: what sort of person thinks: "Yes. This will make an excellent gift"
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
@ChicoBlue is a genius artist and y'all should commission him to make arts for you.
I love that it has Dark Souls on cartridge
it is a profound work of visionary trolling. Every aspect of Fake Gamer Goat has been wonderfully captured.
Two goats enter, one car leaves
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
I played Custer's Revenge.
Pros: The game functions at a technical level and accepts player input to move towards either a winning or losing condition.
Cons: The gameplay is a mixture of frogger and simulated rape
So in all a good game by Atari 2600 standards.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I have this strange feeling like she is about to try to kick my ass.
I strongly suggest you take a break between each assassination in the first game. That's the gameplay "loop" as it were, and doing it all back to back feels very repetitive.
When you treat each kill as an episode, it flows much better.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Mega Man Legends 2 ended on an unresolved cliffhanger too
"Hey, I need to buy these wraps for my sex-tool and your stupid machine ain't working."
You getting laid, own that shit.
you ain't neva gettin' outta this hole, boy
I love this girl.
the style of condom i was buying embarrassed me too much!
THEY CAN'T KNOW I AM GOING TO PUT MY MEMBER INSIDE A LADY OF THE EVENING
however the tutorial has me constructing an execution chamber..!
I awesomed this because
You da real MVP, Neco
Most of the missions give you ample opportunity to case your target, so treating it like a puzzle game and planning a mission out was what I found most satisfying
Especially when it confusingly does that bit where you have a conversation as they die in your arms despite you having carried out the kill from a distance or with poison and being mid getaway
Two more than me, nerd.
Bad Rats
Barbie's Horse Adventures: Riding Camp
Winx Club
I'VE SEEN THINGS, MAN. Now I'll just huddle in the corner and cry.
Are there such thing as console wars POWs?
By email.
It's a fun game!
It's also horrifying!
I haven't played it in a few months, though, and I know a lot of features have been added since.
I loved doing the takedowns in front of a billion guards and then just disappearing.
Like, from the perspective of the townsfolk, the assassin would be a goddamn deity.
Like, I have never really liked the gameplay (except for the ship battles but that gets old eventually), but as far as I'm concerned you win that game by climbing on top of famous cathedrals and reading codex entries. It is the most glorious history/architecture porn, even if limitations/gameplay concerns make it less than accurate.
Also I have a hard time understanding why it is the only game series that has figured out that there are more interesting historical periods than the 1940s exclusively.
Follow up question: what sort of person thinks: "Yes. This will make an excellent gift"
I agree with the cat on top of the cabinet.
*sits down*
*drinks straight from the bottle*
I played my first assasain's creed game after Mordor and the whole thing felt so slow and clumsy and bad.
@ChicoBlue is a genius artist and y'all should commission him to make arts for you.
you should play sunset overdrive! if it's on pc, i dunno
man, i bet i am going to run a real shitty prison when i'm finally done with this tutorial
Don't pretend you weren't on it already :P
I accidentally clicked on the second one and the police broke into my apartment and shot me and now I am dead.
i think it is consumer porn for a lot of people
is that a different bemused cat?
why does the tumor have a face?
I love that it has Dark Souls on cartridge
it is a profound work of visionary trolling. Every aspect of Fake Gamer Goat has been wonderfully captured.
Pros: The game functions at a technical level and accepts player input to move towards either a winning or losing condition.
Cons: The gameplay is a mixture of frogger and simulated rape
So in all a good game by Atari 2600 standards.
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