My Satan was so super cool, you guys. The first thing I got I used immediately, and is featured prominently in this image.
That sweet sweet silver bangle was worn both at the Child's Play dinner AND on New Year's Eve, making it my most worn piece of wristwear to date because I'm super clueless with jewelry so dang A++ Satan, you nailed it. I love it.
I've been super duper into nail art lately and on a dream and a wish put fancy sparkly polish and pampery products on my wishlist. Lo and behold, I shall sparkle and rejoice.
This sleek little gadget has already improved my quality of life and I adore it. After losing a bunch of photos because I didn't sync my phone often enough, I am so grateful to have it.
So kind and wonderful and thankyouthankyouthankyou. Apparently there were all sorts of delivery trubs too SORRY SATAN.
Sigh... Dear Satan, the buzzer at our new apartment doesn't work yet, so if you send a package and it fails to deliver please have someone let me know so I can arrange a pickup... Sorry it's been kind of a cluster fuck this year
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited January 2015
Dear Secret Satan,
I sent you stuff over a month ago. Before I even had surgery. Please inform the forum of the stuff I sent so I don't look like a shitdick who doesn't share in the secrets of our dark lord by exchanging commercial products.
Hell, I can't even find a post of yours for the last 2 weeks. Please don't be dead or injured...before telling internet folks that I am not a cheap skate or poordilocks who never sent presents.
If my Satan is someone who has sent something but hasn't heard anything yet, I haven't received anything. I've never had anything stolen from my apartment building foyer so if you did send something, it might have gotten lost. If you haven't sent anything yet, then disregard this message and I eagerly await the incoming goodies
Rayze on
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Dear Satan, my address has officially changed. I love my Ecto-1 and assume that was your only gift to me this year but if it isn't then please have an imp request the new address before sending anything.
If anybody runs into super bad luck and are worrying about getting evicted, feeding yourself, or sending your Satan presents, pm me, and I'll help ya with it.
I unexpectedly won the last family poker game, and might be able to cancel that bad luck.
Let's have no bans over Satan's this year. 2015 looks to be a pretty sweet one!
So, apparently I had one more gift coming. The invloice on the package seemed to indicated that this was package 2/3 and with it, my gifting was complete. Must have been a delay in shipping somwhere.
In any case! Satan blessed be greatly this year with a beautiful knife, a delightful book on cocktails, a cocktail shaker set with which to make them, and finally, this last gift which completes everything.
Behold!
!!!!!!!!
180 Gram Pure Virgin Vinyl! I am so excited right now! Thank you so much, Satan (who has still pointedly gone unnamed)!!!
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lonelyahavaCall me Ahava ~~She/Her~~Move to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
I sent you stuff over a month ago. Before I even had surgery. Please inform the forum of the stuff I sent so I don't look like a shitdick who doesn't share in the secrets of our dark lord by exchanging commercial products.
Hell, I can't even find a post of yours for the last 2 weeks. Please don't be dead or injured...before telling internet folks that I am not a cheap skate or poordilocks who never sent presents.
Eternal Love,
Hunter
PS. HAIL SATAN!
My greatest of apologies, my dear, dear Satan!
I have given up in posting the pictures I took at unwrapping since my old ways of SD cards and cables have now been deemed unacceptable to the new, glorious ways of the internet. Instead I shall describe the gifts! USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION!
-Robot Chicken Vol. 2 on the DVD
-Ultimate Spider-Man Vol. 2 in the comic books
-Blood Bowl on the XBox of 360
-Lego Star Wars Death Star mini-fig set
I did immediately rip open and assemble the Lego set.
Then, I looked at Blood Bowl.
I looked at it hard.
I LOVE Blood Bowl, and have heard good things about this vidya game version! It's great! It's what I have been playing the most of since I got it, and all other games are now jealous of it.
Today, I received a package from the beyond-delightful @Tonkka !!
I received an Aeropress (which I used to make the BOMBEST CUP OF COFFEE I HAVE EVER MADE), some tasty-as-hell coffee beans (which contributed their flavor to the BOMBEST CUP OF COFFEE I HAVE EVER MADE), and a copy of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay (which I have been meaning to read forever, and which I began while drinking the BOMBEST CUP OF COFFEE I HAVE EVER MADE)
Thank you so much, Tonkka! What a great, great present. You are a king among men.
A box! And a much more interested cat than last time!
Oh my god.
I think the last hockey game I played was Gretzky hockey on the n64, and I really remember enjoying it. I'm sure I'll love this too! Thank you so much!
Everything together.
/liam neeson gif
I don't know your username Satan. But I will find you. I will hug you. And you will never escape.
I, too, have received gifts from Satan!
I'm a little late on posting because I had to make some delicious food, but behold!
A Samus amiibo and a D&D starter kit! Fucking awesome! Me and the gang have been talking about kicking off a 5E game and this might be just the push we need!
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
That came first? There's another thing coming that I ordered before that stuff. Odd.
HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
All hail our dark lord Satan, and his helpers known as FedEx, UPS, and the USPS. Yesterday I received a wild package on my front porch. After I took the dogs outside and played for a while, I came in and opened my ill gotten booty.
A complete history of my favorite game series, The Legend of Zelda.
Mass Effect graphic novel. Dat Ass and Dos Abs kill aliens for Space Hitler.
Iron Man graphic novel. Tony Stark kicks all kinds of ass.
Assassin's Creed Unity. Stabbing dudes for freedom. Viva La Assassination!
Guardians of the Galaxy. I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me.
Dragon Age novel. DA3 has consumed my time, and so will this book.
As a home owner, husband, and father, a small powered screwdriver is fantastic to have. It's also fun to scare the cat with the noise it makes.
Thank you Romanian My Escutcheon, you are an awesome emissary of dark lord Satan.
I got another package from my Satan, the fantastic Mr. @Barcardi!
Let's have a look inside, shall we?
Sealed Air, packaged and sealed in America! I opened one and I think it might have smelled faintly of hamburgers and hot rods.
Below, the packaging, three gifts, a number fit for a king!
I already read American Gods, in fact it is one of my favorite books! Thank you, I will read this one first. It also has a really nice, embossed cover.
This is one book I definitely wanted to read! Unfortunately, we have even less influence over NSA surveillance.
The last of the bunch. Growing up in Europe, I never directly witnessed the full extent of the Nintendo/Sega rivalry, however I grew up with a SNES and you could still rightfully call the 16-bit era my favorite era in the history of gaming. The jams were indeed very tasty!
Thank you, Barcardi! I'm sorry you probably had to shell out a lot for shipping.
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BarcardiAll the WizardsUnder A Rock: AfganistanRegistered Userregular
Nah its no big thing, happy to participate in these always. I was pretty happy to see your reading list matches up with mine pretty closely so it was a easy decision for me. Hope you like them!
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So kind and wonderful and thankyouthankyouthankyou. Apparently there were all sorts of delivery trubs too SORRY SATAN.
@neville
? -> jgeis -> Moriveth -> DaMoonRulz 1 2 -> Veldrin 1 2 3 -> Bogey 1 2 -> Aphostile
? -> Penguin Incarnate 1 2 3
? -> Abracadaniel 1 2 3
? -> fightinfilipino -> Sheri 1 2 -> Neville -> Skeith 1 2
? -> Cello
? -> DirtyDirtyVagrant 1 2 3? 4 -> Plut
? -> Tox 1 2 3
? -> Tankhammer 1 2 -> Kadith -> Nogs -> Straightzi 1 2 3
? -> Fearghaill -> Xaquin -> Raijin Quickfoot 1 2 3
? -> Platypus Beirut -> Bucketman 1 2
? -> Flarne
? -> Psykoma 1 2 -> CorporateLogo
? -> QuickSnap -> Karrde1842-> noggin 1 2 3 -> N1tSt4lker 1 2 3
? -> Virgil_Leads_You
? -> godmode
? -> PA Jamie -> Grobian -> Goatmon 1 2 -> Barcardi
Thetheroo -> Uriel -> MulysaSempronius 1 2
cabsy -> Denada 1 2 3
Abracadaniel -> Sassori -> Marathon 1 2 -> ceres 1 2 -> Sal 1 2 3 -> lostwords -> Okami
rainfall -> naphtali -> DrZiplock 1 2 3 -> Sweeney Tom -> EGreco -> #pipe -> Usagi 1 2 3 -> Rolo
Rayze -> Kwoaru 1 2 3
Robert Khoo -> Lalabox 1 2 -> Slacker71 1 2 3 4 -> Syphyre 1 2 3 -> Rankenphile 1 2 3
Tonkka -> Poorochondriac -> Goose! -> TheRoadVirus 1 2 -> DHS Odium 1 2 3 -> Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy
COMPLETED!
Lasbrook 1 2 3 4 <-> Lost Salient 1 2
JimBobtheMonkey 1 2 <-> KetBra
I sent you stuff over a month ago. Before I even had surgery. Please inform the forum of the stuff I sent so I don't look like a shitdick who doesn't share in the secrets of our dark lord by exchanging commercial products.
Hell, I can't even find a post of yours for the last 2 weeks. Please don't be dead or injured...before telling internet folks that I am not a cheap skate or poordilocks who never sent presents.
Eternal Love,
Hunter
PS. HAIL SATAN!
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Thanks for the tireless work updating!
Hate and smooches,
Tank
It took a week longer than it was estimated, but the package has touched down! Whoo!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I unexpectedly won the last family poker game, and might be able to cancel that bad luck.
Let's have no bans over Satan's this year. 2015 looks to be a pretty sweet one!
In any case! Satan blessed be greatly this year with a beautiful knife, a delightful book on cocktails, a cocktail shaker set with which to make them, and finally, this last gift which completes everything.
Behold!
!!!!!!!!
180 Gram Pure Virgin Vinyl! I am so excited right now! Thank you so much, Satan (who has still pointedly gone unnamed)!!!
Democrats Abroad! || Vote From Abroad
also v curious
What should hop out when I open it but a note?
Oh my glorious satanic tidings from @Thetheroo
Here there be beer! I'll try this later tonight I think.
and a case of cheerwine! This stuff is great!
My greatest of apologies, my dear, dear Satan!
I have given up in posting the pictures I took at unwrapping since my old ways of SD cards and cables have now been deemed unacceptable to the new, glorious ways of the internet. Instead I shall describe the gifts! USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION!
-Robot Chicken Vol. 2 on the DVD
-Ultimate Spider-Man Vol. 2 in the comic books
-Blood Bowl on the XBox of 360
-Lego Star Wars Death Star mini-fig set
I did immediately rip open and assemble the Lego set.
Then, I looked at Blood Bowl.
I looked at it hard.
I LOVE Blood Bowl, and have heard good things about this vidya game version! It's great! It's what I have been playing the most of since I got it, and all other games are now jealous of it.
Hunter, once again, is the man.
YAY!
I am going to assume this means that @godmode is my Satan. Haza for me!
Silly goose! Now that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day!
A box! And a much more interested cat than last time!
Oh my god.
I think the last hockey game I played was Gretzky hockey on the n64, and I really remember enjoying it. I'm sure I'll love this too! Thank you so much!
Everything together.
/liam neeson gif
I don't know your username Satan. But I will find you. I will hug you. And you will never escape.
I'm a little late on posting because I had to make some delicious food, but behold!
A Samus amiibo and a D&D starter kit! Fucking awesome! Me and the gang have been talking about kicking off a 5E game and this might be just the push we need!
HRRRRM!
On the other hand, that waiter just spilled all of the dragon's drinks and will not be getting a good tip!
But yeah, the Amiibo is awesome.
Guys Satan is real.
Satan is real and he loves us.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
A complete history of my favorite game series, The Legend of Zelda.
Mass Effect graphic novel. Dat Ass and Dos Abs kill aliens for Space Hitler.
Iron Man graphic novel. Tony Stark kicks all kinds of ass.
Assassin's Creed Unity. Stabbing dudes for freedom. Viva La Assassination!
Guardians of the Galaxy. I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me.
Dragon Age novel. DA3 has consumed my time, and so will this book.
As a home owner, husband, and father, a small powered screwdriver is fantastic to have. It's also fun to scare the cat with the noise it makes.
Thank you Romanian My Escutcheon, you are an awesome emissary of dark lord Satan.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Let's have a look inside, shall we?
Sealed Air, packaged and sealed in America! I opened one and I think it might have smelled faintly of hamburgers and hot rods.
Below, the packaging, three gifts, a number fit for a king!
I already read American Gods, in fact it is one of my favorite books! Thank you, I will read this one first. It also has a really nice, embossed cover.
This is one book I definitely wanted to read! Unfortunately, we have even less influence over NSA surveillance.
The last of the bunch. Growing up in Europe, I never directly witnessed the full extent of the Nintendo/Sega rivalry, however I grew up with a SNES and you could still rightfully call the 16-bit era my favorite era in the history of gaming. The jams were indeed very tasty!
Thank you, Barcardi! I'm sorry you probably had to shell out a lot for shipping.