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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I thought Knoxville was a nice fellow.

    Fuck the rest of them, though.

    I've got the Jack Ass Collection and in the little booklet Knoxville basicly reveals himself to be pretty damn intelligent: "To this day, I still run into the occasional television connoisseur who feels the need to mount a high horse intellectual-style and decry Jackass and all its spun-off descendents as nothing short of stupid. Well, to those armchair critics I have only one thing to say: "Lighten up, Francis." Seriously, no shit-of course it was stupid! And what a miserable existence it must be to not find a glimmer of enjoyment in the dimmer, inconsequential things in life."

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    guys, would hair be considered meat?

    like, could a vegetarian eat hair?

    Hair isn't meat.

    Also, I'm not mean, you aren't ugly at all.

    There's at least one person here that is really ugly, but I won't tell who.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I've heard he's only tighter than a 12 year old.

  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I thought Knoxville was a nice fellow.

    Fuck the rest of them, though.
    I've got the Jack Ass Collection and in the little booklet Knoxville basicly reveals himself to be pretty damn intelligent: "To this day, I still run into the occasional television connoisseur who feels the need to mount a high horse intellectual-style and decry Jackass and all its spun-off descendents as nothing short of stupid. Well, to those armchair critics I have only one thing to say: "Lighten up, Francis." Seriously, no shit-of course it was stupid! And what a miserable existence it must be to not find a glimmer of enjoyment in the dimmer, inconsequential things in life."
    knoxville did not write that

    i'm pretty sure it was tremaine

  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    damn it taters I am not eating devil hair

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    I've heard he's only tighter than a 12 year old.

    I would if it would've fit in the title.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Who here has never wanted to do a Jackass-style show with their friends?
    Who here has never acted on that urge?

    Don't act on that urge.

  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Awful movie description.

    Is it bad that I knew what movie that was within 5 sentences?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    haha

    Soul Plane was all a dream

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    damn it taters I am not eating devil hair

    yes you are

    i'm not eating the bacon i made from his hide all on my own, you must eat, too

    wait!
    you could toss his salad, you people like salads, right?

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Awful movie description.

    Is it bad that I knew what movie that was within 5 sentences?

    I can't remember the name of it, though.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    guys, would hair be considered meat?

    like, could a vegetarian eat hair?

    Hair ain't meat, holmes.

    But what if your hair was cannibalistic and it ate itself?

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is anyone here a vegatarian?

    Is anyone here offended by the fact that I believe most of them to be, insufferable pricks?

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm a vegetarian

    and I agree with you

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    Im Sommer des Jahres 1944 experimentiert der führende Naziwissenschaftler Dr. Klingel-Pimmelring an heißblütigen Jungfrauen und kühnen Jünglingen. Im Fortschritt seiner glorreichen Arbeiten wird ein dicker Super-Wunderpenis gewaltigen Umfanges entwickelt, mit dem das dunkle Nazireich durch konsequente Fortpflanzungspolitik seine Endausbreitung weltweit finden könnte. Ein paar mutigen Kämpferinnen des französischen Widerstandes gelingt die Flucht mit Geheimdokumenten, tief versteckt in ihren feuchten Lustgrotten. In einem verwegenen Hurenhaus finden Sie den trunkenen Amerikaner Mike Bock, der sich im Gegenzug orgiastischer Liebesspiele dem gefährlichsten Job seines versoffenen Lebens hingibt - mit einer alten Kriegslokomotive quer durch die Normandie, zu den rettenden Linien der Alliierten. Entdeckt von den nationalsozialistischen Streitkräften, beginnt eine gewaltige Schlacht gegen Feindaufmärsche namenlosen Ausmaßes. Bereit dazu, seine Mätressen an die Oberbefehlshaber zu übergeben, um dem drohenden Zuchtwahn Klingel-Pimmelrings entgegenzuhandeln. Bereit dazu, jede einzelne Muschi bis zur hemmungslosen Ejakulation zu nässen. Bereit dazu, seinen dicken und pulsierenden Freudenknüppel von den willigen Zungen seiner lebenden Fracht belecken zu lassen... Ficken Sie sich als mutiger Lokomotivenführer Mike Bock durch die Normandie und durchkreuzen Sie nebenbei die finsteren Pläne Klingel-Pimmelrings.

    This is by far the best description for a game I've seen.

    Too bad it's German.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't mind vegetarians. Just the ones who go on about it.
    I don't care what the hell you eat, just don't tell me about it.

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dude, are you really?

    Is this a health thing, or a morals thing?

    I can get behind the health aspect, but the morality crew pisses me off.

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    guys, would hair be considered meat?

    like, could a vegetarian eat hair?

    Hair isn't meat.

    Also, I'm not mean, you aren't ugly at all.

    There's at least one person here that is really ugly, but I won't tell who.

    now you're switching sides

    the only thing i hate more than a meanie is a switch-hitter

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • <3&lt;3 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Thread title is very misleading.

    I demand a refund.

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    when I was a kid it was a moral thing, I started when I was six

    as I've gotten older it's just been a health thing

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    my older sister is a vegetarian, and my younger is a straight up vegan

    i ain't got no beef with you people
    (or for you people for that matter)
    (ohohoho)

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • FerryFerry Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Do you have soy tits

    I bet you do

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    edited October 2007
    I know one who doesn't do it for health or morals.

    She's just afraid of dead things.

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    OH EXCUSE ME THAT I THINK YOU'RE NOT UGLY JUST A LITTLE BIT FAT BOO FUCKING HOO

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    BOOOOO POTATOE BOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    god it's so angry in here all of a sudden

    sorry i was born, GOD

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    my older sister is a vegetarian, and my younger is a straight up vegan

    i ain't got no beef with you people
    (or for you people for that matter)
    (ohohoho)

    When I visit you, I will make you sit in the corner for 5 minutes because of that.

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    god it's so angry in here all of a sudden

    sorry i was born, GOD

    Don't take that tone with me missy.

    Now get up to your room and finish your math homework or I wont be taking you and jennifer to that n*sync concert you've been going on about.

    AND I MEAN NOW.

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    If the next camwhore thread will be this month, but after the 20th, I'm going to post a gif of me deepthroating a banana.

    It will be so hot.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    god it's so angry in here all of a sudden

    sorry i was born, GOD

    Don't take that tone with me missy.

    Now get up to your room and finish your math homework or I wont be taking you and jennifer to that n*sync concert you've been going on about.

    AND I MEAN NOW.

    i hate you so much, you don't understand me!

    i'm going to go sleep with 50 guys tonight just to spite you

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hi i'm number 42.

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    my older sister is a vegetarian, and my younger is a straight up vegan

    i ain't got no beef with you people
    (or for you people for that matter)
    (ohohoho)

    When I visit you, I will make you sit in the corner for 5 minutes because of that.

    joke's on you, my place is a sphere

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    my older sister is a vegetarian, and my younger is a straight up vegan

    i ain't got no beef with you people
    (or for you people for that matter)
    (ohohoho)

    When I visit you, I will make you sit in the corner for 5 minutes because of that.

    joke's on you, my place is a sphere

    you have to run around the circumference

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    god it's so angry in here all of a sudden

    sorry i was born, GOD

    Don't take that tone with me missy.

    Now get up to your room and finish your math homework or I wont be taking you and jennifer to that n*sync concert you've been going on about.

    AND I MEAN NOW.

    i hate you so much, you don't understand me!

    i'm going to go sleep with 50 guys tonight just to spite you


    To spite me?

    Something tells me that more for you enjoyment then anything else.

    I didn't raise no goddamn whore of a daughter, spending her night running around town with ever dick, cock, and hairy balls, no that was your ugly, fat, drunken mother. She was a slut.

    a fucking slut, just like you.

    Im so sorry, daddies sorry its the drink I he gets the drink, and then I cant think right and im so sorry. your mom was beaaaaaaaauuuuuutiful and im so sorry.

    make papa proud, you do that dance papa likes, you do that dance.

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    my older sister is a vegetarian, and my younger is a straight up vegan

    i ain't got no beef with you people
    (or for you people for that matter)
    (ohohoho)

    When I visit you, I will make you sit in the corner for 5 minutes because of that.

    joke's on you, my place is a sphere

    you have to run around the circumference

    how about i get a minibike and try to ride upside down?

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    If the next camwhore thread will be this month, but after the 20th, I'm going to post a gif of me deepthroating a banana.

    It will be so hot.

    you people are strange

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    If the next camwhore thread will be this month, but after the 20th, I'm going to post a gif of me deepthroating a banana.

    It will be so hot.

    you people are strange

    You love it, or else you wouldn't still be a mod.

    You're the sheriff of this here town.

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    If the next camwhore thread will be this month, but after the 20th, I'm going to post a gif of me deepthroating a banana.

    It will be so hot.

    you people are strange
    Spoiler:

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